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Jul 26 2003 01:04, Sat kira   Link
Robert to Jee, "I don't like Dave, he scares me." NT

Jul 26 2003 01:09, Sat Jokerette   Link
Jee and Ratbert shmooze about the game, homesickness
Jee is outside! Speech! He's worried about something at home. He says if he sticks around he wants to win HoH again. Rat says only way he can go to end is to get HoH and get news of his daughter, give him motivation. Jee agrees. He brings up America's choice, and Rat sneezes profusely.

Jee thinks they're doing well. Rat sneezes again. Rat says, through sniffles, that in August they'll know they are close. Jee says yes, a milestone. Rat says August 1 will be milestone. They're not at halfway point.. when they are, every day they're miserable they'll know they're close.

Rat says after this week, when they look back, we did good. We turned the house around. Now look at us! Should have been us 3 frst. Jee says we fought and won that battle. You never know. If things go right, we could go very far. Now I'm thinking more closer to the end. Rat says that's too far. Jee says before I thought I'd crack. I want to see my girl and get home.. but days are passing. Before it wasn't. honestly I don't mind.. you me and Justin hang out. People stay the F away. Occasionaly we talk to Dana and Jun.. we're not friends but we are. (huh? LOL)

Rat: all that stuff is real! Jee: we fight like brothers. Rat: even Nathan.. when you call him Justine.. he doesn't have what we have. He has nobody, Jee says, but Erica and then. Jee says he can't get close to David and Rat says he doesn't like David. Jee says David wants this sheet bad.

Rat thinks Dav is in best position, having no one back at home. Jee says I'm not afraid of him but he has nothing to lose. Jack the same, his kids are grown. Erika has a dog. Nothing to go back to. Those 3 are strong, we need to get them out. Nathan too. They're different from us.

Rat says he talked to Jun, who said she wanted to go home. He likes that, he says he's like that also. Not the only one who thinks of home. Jee says now we have a strong alliance. He talks of his girlfriend. Rat was better today, he says. Jee dreads each day. Counting each one. This week we're safe.

Rat says if they get it, it isn't us going up. Dana and Justin will go up. Jee says man this game goes up and down, Rat agrees. Rat says their alliance goes to end of game.

Jul 26 2003 01:14, Sat Jokerette   Link
Justin/Dana hotting up a bit
Justin half lying in Dana's lap. Weird cam angle on them. He tells her come here, I want to tell you something. She's rubbing his chest now. F2 Ally is lying on top of nate who is demanding cookies.

Justin whispering, can't hear over Ally. Dana says something about Michelle being cute. Justin agrees. Wears too much makeup says Dana. Put it on before brushed teeth.

Justin is gently rubbing Dana's arm now. W0000t!

Jul 26 2003 01:14, Sat babyblue   Link
RE: Rat-Pack (Jee,Justin, Robt,Dana &Jun) figures out Jack & Erika's scheme
this was at about 1045-11pm BBtime:
Jee & Robt sitting in hot tub. Erika suddenly needs to be in the hot tub, and she's making nice-nice w/Jee and (suspiciously)Robt.
During the same time, Jack was in LR making nice-nice (but oh, sooo boring)chit-chat w/the others. Then, they switched places. Erika leaves hot tub (which is Jack's signal to go outside). In a couple of moments, Jack is outside and Erika's making chit-chat on her way to clean off and get prepped for bed. [this little scenario was worked out betwn. Jack and Erika earlier while they had a little convo outside on patio after dinner, they are reeeeaaallly feeling wobbly]
Jack's convo w/Robt and Jee is more a mix of chit-chat and gentle prodding re:the game. Jack definitely over-played his hand and Erika is just without an ounce of subtlety.
Jun,Dana and Justin come out to the hot-tub, after Jack left and went toward his BR.
Dana: Did Jack just talk game witchu?
Robt: Yeah, maybe . . .some, why?
Dana: And Erika . . what the? . .
Jee: Yeah! I wondered why Erika was out here . .
Dana: Cause those two NEVER talk to me like that, and Jack was in there talking to Alie about vacation trips, and . .
Robt: Erika doesn't just decide to chat with people, like that. Especially with me, especially now! Yeah, she's up to . . .they're up to something.
Now, that's the most of the convo I heard and the other part I heard before it was finished
Dana: I KNEW IT!! Why would they suddenly be interested in any of us? Jack never said more than 2 words to me before ( I got ) Head of Household. This just makes the veto decision so much easier. So much clearer.
(one has to assume that this refers to her earlier telling Erika she was planning to put her up in Alie's place if Nathan used the veto)
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Jul 26 2003 01:14, Sat kira   Link
Jee, "It's like a fuc*ing gang war in here...trying to whack each other off" NT

Jul 26 2003 01:15, Sat kira   Link
Robert had sexual dreams about Michelle
"I really wanted to screw her the next night."


Jul 26 2003 01:17, Sat Jokerette   Link
Dana and Justin... distinctly warmer!
Dana telling Ju he had this game planned out. OOPS! Under the blankets they went.. came back out and she cracked up. Whispering. He says what. She says yeah. He says she can't find her underwear… she says let me throw my bra over the window. Oh wait there they are in Justin's mouth, she says.

(I'm tellin ya, catch cam 1!)

Jul 26 2003 01:23, Sat Jokerette   Link
I don't want my family to see me making out on TV..
Justin says he can't wait to go to the DR and cracks up. she mutters something.. he says do you really want that stuff lying around the house.. she whispers then… "I'm dying!" and laughs.

She says I hate these fvcing cameras. I hate them. She's leaning one elbow on him. Tells him not to be an *****. She says she doesn't want her family to see her making out on TV.

She leans over and whispers right in his ear. Can't hear.

Jul 26 2003 01:24, Sat Anonymous ParentRootLink
Dana said: "They have really stimulating conversations" - Ali/Nate NT

Jul 26 2003 01:25, Sat Jokerette   Link
"I gotta tell you something.."
Justin: I gotta tell you something. Under the covers, Dana responds. They giggle. Now she's cracking up.

They are staring at each other now, silent.

Ally starts yapping and I lose this convo. ARG!

Just as Justin starts rubbing her belly… FOTH

Jul 26 2003 01:30, Sat Jokerette   Link
Let's go to the DR and tell them we want to make out..
Dana and Justin remarking on the cams. He gets all the way under the covers.. she said we're not pushing it tonight. Mutters something about going to bed. She's still sitting up near him on bed.

Hell NO, she says. I didn't catch him. He says you better take back everything you said. Fine she says. I thought about and ah… giggle

He says something, she says you can't do that. Obvious omission!

He's yelling you barstids! Pvck! Then does a Dana please go to DR.. they say they want to go the DR and say they want to make out. She says everything they say will be cut into orgt

He says lets go to bed. She says no. he says you scared? And dangit they whisper. He says he's going to talk to the boys. Gives her a huge hug, thanks her for the massage and they leave the room.

Jul 26 2003 01:39, Sat Jokerette   Link
Ally and Nate now wrastling
Dana and Just in the bathroom. He has baby oil on his pant. so does she.

Ally and Nate still curled up. Her dad might have been on tv, playing baseball she says. Her mom was an athelete, gymnast, full scholarship. Took long time get through college. Did every sport. Nate impressed. Ally continues about her sister, her aunt. Ally: where'd they go, to HoH to make out? Nate: I’m sure they did more than that.

Ally why did they do the massage in here? I don't want him. Nate: this place is getting smaller. This is where all the action takes place.

Aly: if Jack leaves, they'll put me and er in one bed, you and da in other.. no they can't because Jun is.. something. Nate doesn't think they'll close down house. Ally is sure. He tells her she has probs.. cause she's so high then so low. She says come again? He says you're an emotional rollercoaster. She says when am I EVER down. He says Oh, OK. Alyy: don't answer that. SHADDUP!

Now they're wrastling and laughing. She' on the floor. She leaps on him. He spanks her butt. She says go put on your shirt. She pinches his nips. He says I'll pinch yours off.

Nate in his boxers throughout this.

Jul 26 2003 01:49, Sat Jokerette   Link
Ally/Nate long convo
Nate: I've saved your ass 2 times. When will you save mine? It's destiny.. she says. I know about IOUs.

Nate; Roddy should have made it. If eric would have came back, he'd have made it. Dani was after him. He was my favorite one.

Ally: Jee and Jun so have an alliance. Nate: you are full of it. Ally: she had an extra beer and gave it to him. That's one. Things like that. When it's time for dinner, she has him fix things. Nate, I don't buy this. Ally: I am telling you right now. I can read it.

Ally: Nathan, I know things. He says he'll give her benefit of doubt. She says they'll go unnoticed and silent. He says she's crazy about his girl. Ally says he can still have alliance with her. I think she's more of a threat than we think. I am tempted to go after her first. Nate says this is suicide. You put her up against survivor of Justin and Dana.. I'd put her up before Ratbert, who can't do anything around here.

Nate: trust me. She already told me. She wants to go with majority and momentem. When it swings her way next week… Ally says she's so fvcking scared. They had nothing to do with us yesterday and woah, they'r eback. Ally: I've one life I used, I have 8 more. Nate; never count me out. I'm a survivor. I had to go on 2 diets. I'm about dead. HoH I freaked and stressed… head spinning. He rubs ally's head.

Nate: if you wan't so high strung I wouldn't mind marrying you. She says he's the high strung. Nate said they'd kill each other. She says she'd kill him.. he says Basic Instinct. Laughs. Now she's lying next to him rubbing his head. He talks of hair cut.

Nate: before you leave, give me a little trim in case you don't come back. I think John is loving this. They love this, how the tables can turn. Dana, you just dug yourself a grave, Nate said. She's gonna be worried this week. I'm not getting close to her. Plus it pisses me off they were talking about us last night. Think I forgot.. trust me. I can play it off good. Punching bag in Justin face. Knocked it off the freaking thing.

Jul 26 2003 01:55, Sat Jokerette   Link
Then I kicked my GF's door down, then the cops showed.
Nate: you and erika scare me intellectually. Dana did well in comps. She needs taken out, says Alli. That would be nice, says Nat who sighs.

Nate wondering about how they're edited, with music and so on. They wonder about the unexpected, nate worried about his GF being brought in. She says there might not be another unexpected this year. He says he'd be pissed if they bring someone back, ally says no new HGs. A visitor can f things up. Imagine if it were your Ex for a few days, or my boyfriend. He would kill Justin, then you, then Rat Jee and Jack just for having penises.

Nate says he can scrap with the best, he whooped ass for someone calling him a pretty boy. A team mate who was 6'4" 340LBS I picked him up and.. did something. Went to town. I f I was sober I woulda really got him. Then I kicked my girffirends door and then the cops showed up.

Ali: you call ME psycho? The sheet you've done! Now you rub my head.

Jul 26 2003 02:02, Sat Jokerette   Link
Nate: we're sequesterd (!!!)
Back outside: Dana, Jee, Rat talking about the questions they missed.

Back to Nate and Ally. He says he saved their asses. He wasn't secure either. "We’re sequestered." )I assume he's using the Veto!)

Jul 26 2003 02:16, Sat Jokerette   Link
Nate and Ally: their exes
Ally says now that if she wins she'd buy him a car. Hmmm. Against rules, this?

Nate says he'd spend 50 large on his family if he wins. She says lot of money. She'd pay college for brother, then put it in CDS until she has a family. He says for us, our education is behind us.

Nate wants to coach, but not teach. He wants to be in show business. Ali's granpa coached. Nate wants to do a movie, ally wants a soap.

Nate: we get a lot of air. 3 days a week on just us. My ex is cheerleader, you'd see glimpses of her. Look at us. She says she was on ESPN for Bull game because she could sing. Take me out to the ballgame. He asks can she sing. He says what can you not do.. take me to bed and lose me forever.

I can't sit still, she says. Play basketball. Be wrong. (A flaw, he says, that's why we'd never work, I'm never worng either.) Apparently I'm high strung.. he says you need someone to put you in your place and she says someone did. He asks is she insecure.. she says I had reason. He cheated on me. I guess.. he could be cheating on me now.. if he's that stupid not to want me after this.. he's a dork.

He says her relationship not normal. And foth.. then he's 20 and it's fun. She says he lives 5 hours away. Nate can't do long distance. He likes being with his GF, while she needs space. She says it's opposite. He likes spending a lot of time. She's selective who she lets know her. She says she has 2/3 close friends cause she was with her BF, her world revolves around relationship. She goes into it looking at for life.

Her relationship with her man if fun because she's been hurt, let herself down. Nate had bad relationship. He's hard to get to know.. but then he gets attached. She says she does too (get attached). Nate and his ex, took forever to quit talking. Ali and her ex tried to quit talking. She changed her # and Justin still got her. She feels like every relationship she had blew except 1, and they're friends.

Nate says you'll meet some dude and you'll click. She says she hates that she told 4 guys she loved them. She regrets that. Loved Donny and doesn’t know how she'll feel. He yawns, says you guys might get back together.

Nate says that's not healthy. She says in DR, if she loses, she comes out and he's there.. it will work. If not she made herself an idiot. Nate says he'll see you on morning show and letterman and he'll want you. Nate would die if he saw his ex on national tv.. he's happy she's seeing him. Aly thought about Justin.. and then he was there!

Nate's Natalie is jealous, he says. Everything was competiion. Ally says that's the worst. He said he hated that.

Jul 26 2003 02:50, Sat ktan   Link
Visible on sleeping feeds: 1: Nate (Love) 2: Erika, Dave (Desert) 3: Rob, Justin, Jee (Circle) 4: Jun, Dana (HOH) Good night, HGs. NT

Jul 26 2003 04:01, Sat omahadude   Link
Someone just farted loudly on feed 1 NT

Jul 26 2003 04:54, Sat frustratedposter   Link
F1 Jun up, to the WC and now sitting in the LR alone, looks concerned NT

Jul 26 2003 05:01, Sat frustratedposter   Link
Jun goes in to HOH room, Dana wakes immediately
Jun climbs in to the bed and under the covers

they stare in to each others eyes (oh wait, that's a dif story! )

no talking yet just lying there looking like they want to talk, but Jun seems to be falling back to sleep

well, if they are just going to lie there, might as well

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Jul 26 2003 05:11, Sat frustratedposter   Link
F1 switched to Ali shot, now back to HOH
Jun is a little restless but in fact it looks like they will wind up just going back to sleep

Jul 26 2003 05:18, Sat frustratedposter   Link
dave got up, went in to the K with his sunglasses on
(ed so as not to wake too much) for something to drink, his sleeping pants riding low on his ass

then he heads on back to bed

Jul 26 2003 05:20, Sat frustratedposter   Link
F3 jack up and in to wC, and yes, he does at least rinse his hands before he heads back to bed,face down this time NT

Jul 26 2003 05:24, Sat frustratedposter   Link
on f3, heard Erika mumble "stupid Mantroll, hate her"
feed switches to love room, ali hugs her teddy and falls back to sleep

Jul 26 2003 07:27, Sat Anonymous   Link
All HG sleeping zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz NT

Jul 26 2003 10:16, Sat Poser   Link
Still Sleeping at 9:15AM - Late Night I Guess NT

Jul 26 2003 10:27, Sat RavenLaRue   Link
Jack is up and has gone outside. Now, back inside.
wanders to the WC. He's starting his morning routine.

Jul 26 2003 10:27, Sat frustratedposter   Link
jack is up and wandering around F3 NT

Jul 26 2003 10:40, Sat RavenLaRue   Link
Jack and Erica--Why'd that b!tch have to get HOH
talking about a loud noise outside the wall-sounds like a pressure washer. E doesn't want to get up
E_why'd that bitch have to get HOH
J- Last one standing--she didn't have to answer a question
David is stirring
quiet now




Jul 26 2003 10:40, Sat frustratedposter   Link
jack has returned to bed, looking like a worried mummy NT

Jul 26 2003 10:48, Sat frustratedposter   Link
jun is up, left the HOH room, on way to BR NT

Jul 26 2003 10:50, Sat frustratedposter   Link
jun out of WC, washed hands, and back to HOH room NT

Jul 26 2003 10:55, Sat RavenLaRue   Link
Ja, E, and David --- The whole theme of BB4 will be "Get Dana"
THere were 3 green ? in the ? yesterday. (sorry missed what the objects they're talking about are) Shirts, maybe?
Jee had a really dark green
one was kelley green and one was a loud green.
David is not participating and asks what color Jun's was
Jun's was pink
Dana had bright yellow
Ja's was Kelley green
David had cream or tan
Jack thinks that Robert is up-maybe to do the pool
Jack is going to check to see if it is robert. He comes back but doesn't say anything.
E is starting to get hungry
Jack asks, you are?
E says yes, you?
Ja~ you bet I am. I put on some coffee
Ja-do you hear that sound?
E-Yes
Ja-they're getting ready to gas us and bring in a whole new house
e_ I hope so
Ja~the whole theme of bb4 will be "get Dana"
E- it will be
J~that's how they'll market it
D, ja and E discussing how many parachutes each HG got
now dicussing how many BK chutes each got

posting

Jul 26 2003 10:59, Sat talcman ParentRootLink
They are talking about the balls in POV competition NT

Jul 26 2003 11:06, Sat RavenLaRue ParentRootLink
TYVM! I couldn't hear what they said. :) NT

Jul 26 2003 10:57, Sat frustratedposter   Link
Sand Box occupants discussing house trivia for future competitions NT

Jul 26 2003 11:05, Sat RavenLaRue   Link
Ja is getting up, he says~ f-3
and he's a man of his word.
E stays in bed and has now covered her face with a turtle pillow.
D-still in bed and now has cover over his face
Can hear J getting dressed and leaving the bedroom
changing feeds
f-4 same as 3 (sleeping hamsters)
F-1 is sleeping hagsters Dana and Jun in HOH
f-2 is other BR (ali, jee, nate?)
f-3 is now Ja cleaning pool with pool vac hose.
in the background, we can hear the noise he told E about earlier--sounds like a power washer outside the by area.


Jul 26 2003 11:27, Sat nojobny   Link
Jack is done cleaning the pool. Now he's making coffee. exciting NT

Jul 26 2003 11:33, Sat Janet   Link
Good morning HG's...it's time to wake up for the day NT

Jul 26 2003 11:48, Sat HappyInTulsa   Link
Jun & Dn wispering in wc...couldn't hear for water running NT

Jul 26 2003 11:49, Sat HappyInTulsa   Link
Jk, E, Da & Jun are up NT

Jul 26 2003 11:52, Sat HappyInTulsa   Link
Jun & Dn in wc...Jun complains of dust in the house. Dana asks if they have pancake
batter? Dana wonders if BB is mad at them b/c they (BB) has done 3 wake up calls and there are only 4 up. June didn't realize...thought they got up on 1st call. BB announces lock down for inside. Jun says they are being punished for not getting up.

Jul 26 2003 11:53, Sat HappyInTulsa   Link
Ja, Jun & Dana go outside to pull down shades...hear what sounds like a steam cleaner NT

Jul 26 2003 11:54, Sat HappyInTulsa   Link
Dav, Nat, Ali, Jee, Justin & Rat all still in bed NT

Jul 26 2003 11:55, Sat HappyInTulsa   Link
Jun goes to dr and we FOTH NT

Jul 26 2003 11:58, Sat HappyInTulsa   Link
Jac in K doing dishes, Dana there...they're talking about the noise in BY. Jack says he could hear it from his bed.
Dana says you can't hear a think in HOH room & it's cold in there--but she's not complaining. She says it's too dark in there...can't see when she wakes up and she stumbles all over everything. Basic chit chat about the rooms temp/light

Jul 26 2003 12:01, Sat HappyInTulsa   Link
Now Dana & Jac talk about turtles...that they need exercise too
Dana gets some water and chokes...says she has forgotten how to drink water...Jack says "Drink much Dana"...they lol...Jack asks if they have any eggs..."No" says Dana...need switch feeds...Jack is running water in sink & I can't hear!!! ARGH!!!

Jul 26 2003 12:05, Sat HappyInTulsa   Link
Nate's up & in shower..put's towel over door...can't see anything...
...Dana wandering around kitchen putting her hands all in her hair and swinging her hair around (yes, over the countertops) as Jun gets ready to fix breakfast...must be med time...Jac is called to the DR

Jul 26 2003 12:08, Sat HappyInTulsa   Link
Jun's turn to go to DR, Dana put some Crisco in skillet...asks Jack
if he had a good night...he says no..."Didn't have sex last night"...they laugh...she reminds him about Dav sleeping next to him...they laugh...he says he has his back to Dav when he sleeps, prob not a good idea! they LOL Jun is back chopping meat (Aligator??) Jack says he'll try it...said he tried the goats milk and it wasn't bad. Erika called to DR.

Jul 26 2003 12:09, Sat Quench   Link
Dana and Jack Banter in kitchen
D: Did you have a good nite last night

J: Well I didn't have sex

D: Nobody did.

J: Its hard not to think about

D: David is in there

J: Ya I have my back to him that isn't safe. Maybe I should turn around.

Jul 26 2003 12:11, Sat HappyInTulsa   Link
BB says "Good morning HG, it's time to get up for the day"...
Jack says, wonder if we're going to have a lux comp. Dana says...that has to be the 4th call. Erika is called to DR again. Jack said Er was up when he was cleaning the pool but then she went back to bed. Erika comes thru K says "Mornin"....Jun & Dan say Mornin...Nate still in shower...rinsing hair...Erika out of DR...Jack's rummaging in the fridge...gets out mayo...Ali is called to DR...Dana and Jun still cooking...Jack watching.

Jul 26 2003 12:19, Sat Quench   Link
Ali, Justin, Robert up brushing teeth. Nate Shaving. Jee comes in.
The late crew doing the morning routine.

Jul 26 2003 12:28, Sat Quench   Link
BB: 90 minutes until Luxury competition NT

Jul 26 2003 12:31, Sat Quench   Link
Groaner Joke told by Jun to Dana
Construction firm hires 3 guys. A white guy for accounting, a black guy for shipping and a chinese guy for supplies. Each of the guys work on a different floor.

A few days go by and no one has seen the chinese guy. So they hunt around the floors for him. Finally go up to his floor and open up a closet and the chinese guy jumps out of the closet yelling


Supplies Supplies.

Jul 26 2003 12:34, Sat Quench   Link
Jun and Dana are making surpise toasted sandwiches on English muffins with meat and cheese.
Jack, Robert, Nathan and Justin sitting in living room. Talking about how they can hear what sounds like a steam cleaner out in the backyard and it now sounds like the staff are refilling the pool. It needed a cleaning badly. Chit chat about Justin having a pool and how long it took him to clean it.

Jul 26 2003 12:47, Sat Quench   Link
Sitting around the Dining table eating guys talking about Boxers Jones, Tyson, Forman. NT

Jul 26 2003 13:02, Sat Quench   Link
Dana has them gather around in the LR pulling balls out of the bag.. In order is...
david 1
nate 2
dana 3
erika 4
rob 5
ali 6
jack 7
jee 8
justin 9
jun 10

Jul 26 2003 13:08, Sat HappyInTulsa   Link
Note those w/out feed...there are still 13 chairs at the kitchen table!!! NT

Jul 26 2003 13:08, Sat HappyInTulsa   Link
FOTH now...probably getting ready for Lux Comp NT

Jul 26 2003 13:18, Sat n2deep   Link
Dave is in shower and ali threw water on the door and now you can see Hiney Woohoo NT

Jul 26 2003 13:18, Sat HappyInTulsa   Link
No comp yet...we're back...David in shower...w/out towel over door
Ali/Jun laughing at him...
Nate: saw the package did ya
Girls: lauging...
Jee: sounds like chipmunks...LOL

Jul 26 2003 13:35, Sat CoffeeGal   Link
OHHHHHHHH: Justin just told DANA (in double meaning, while playing cards) that her existance in this game is running out.....
SHE told him THANKS!!!!

Jul 26 2003 13:48, Sat CoffeeGal ParentRootLink
EXPLANATION:
WHILE They were playing cards she said it and she had been flirting with david this A.M. and she is in this game (she meaning card game...Then Justin said it,,seems double meaning to me

Jul 26 2003 13:46, Sat valentine   Link
Jack and Nathan Discuss What They Like
for women's hairstyles. They're sitting in the bathroom chairs, watching Jun shave her legs, perched on the tub. And Allie is hovering around, too.

Nate: I'm not a big pony tail fan. I only like girls with hair longer than their shoulders.

Jack: Yep. You have to have long hair.

Nate: It takes a certain type of girl to have really short hair.

Allie: I always (?) have short hair.

Nate: Oh no, Allie. You would not look good with long hair.

Jack, saving Nate's ass: You have Hollywood hair Allie. You need to keep that beautiful hair.

Nate: Yeah, Jun and Allie both have Hollywood hair.

Jack: Whenever I think of short hair, I think of Julie Andrews, and it makes me want to throw up.

Jun is now shaving her underarms in the BR mirror.

Justin: Don't girls do that sh*t in the shower?

Jun: Why, does it bother you? We've been living together way too long for you to be talking like that.

They are all waiting for something, some sort of competition to start.

Now FOTH. Maybe its on.

Jul 26 2003 13:57, Sat valentine   Link
Allie, No Nutritionist
has just stated in the living room that orange juice has "natural caffeine" in it, and that people that don't drink coffee drink orange juice all day to stay awake.

(Ed Note: Maybe in Pittsburgh, Allie, but no where else.)

Everyone is sitting around, waiting. Brief FOTH's here and there, while we wait, too.

Erica is once again wearing her Hi Mom/I Heart JA tank top, with a pair of $5 sunglasses. Nate asked if they were Gucci, and said he would never have known the difference if she didn't tell him. Erica sits on her sunglasses at least once a week, and won't buy expensive ones anymore.

No sound right now. I wonder why?

David has on the ugly brown newsboy cap that he seems so fond of lately.


Jul 26 2003 14:02, Sat valentine   Link
Nate Proclaims that he Will Not Marry a Girl
who cannot cook. This potentially spells doom for the evicted Michelle.

Now the girls are talking about shaving their thighs. Who does, who doesn't.

Allie gets her whole body waxed once a year. Jun doesn't.

Now Dana is issuing instructions about the contest. "Remember your number", "Run the mike up your shirt". "Its definitely not what we all thought it would be".

Dave wants to know if they will win a car. "Something like that," says Dana. Then she says just kidding.

They are all bunched by the back door, waiting to be released.

Jul 26 2003 14:08, Sat valentine   Link
Dana is Getting Badgered
by the back door by all the curious HG, who want to know what the contest prize is.

Nate: Is it good?

Dana: Yeah.

Erica: But is it Good Good?

Dana: It could be, for the person that wins it. Its like a one shot deal.

Jun: Will we get a visit from home?

David: Is it a masseuse? Hookers??

Dana has a lot of stuff to say during the comp.

Dana: But I'm really good at it.

Nate comments sarcastically on Dana's confidence.

Brief FOTH. They must have been told to get away from the back door, cause now they're in the living room and kitchen. Someone is shuffling the cards again.


Jul 26 2003 14:10, Sat valentine ParentRootLink
More While Waiting
Jack thinks it might be a concert like Sheryl Crow.

Dave mimics that when they walk out someone will announce "It's Carson Daly!!". Then he pretends to punch him and say "******ng Homo".

(!!)

They joke that the prize may be free McDonalds for a year.

Jul 26 2003 14:13, Sat henry   Link
Looks like FOTH for the competition NT

Jul 26 2003 14:15, Sat henry ParentRootLink
Now they're showing the competition NT

Jul 26 2003 14:16, Sat Judith   Link
Dana is explaining the rules of the luxury comp NT

Jul 26 2003 14:17, Sat Judith ParentRootLink
They are playing for a four course dinner with the guest of their choice NT

Jul 26 2003 14:17, Sat valentine   Link
Time for the FOTHing Competition
We see the HG go out into the backyard, which has been set up in some sort of elaborate playground.

There is a big chair set up on some sort of platform, like a huge LazyBoy.

Nate says something about having to drink, and how he will throw up.

Dana: Now everybody remember your number and go stand by it.

Now FOTH, it looks like FOTH for the long haul.

But, now we're back in action.

Dana is announcing the prize is a gourmet, intimate private dinner for you and the HG of your choice.

Each HG will fill their own champagne glass and head to the "spin-matic" chair and strap themselves in.

They will spin for 30 seconds, after that a whistle blows and they must carry their champagne on a tray across the yard. They can't spill more than a certain amount, or they lose time refilling it.

Here we go.

Jul 26 2003 14:20, Sat valentine ParentRootLink
Allie Sends us Back to FOTH
by asking a question that BB has to answer.

Allie: Does it matter.....FOTH.

This may be like the dinner last year that Marcellas won, and invited Amy to eat with him in the DR. She got very drunk that night on Citrona and made a fool of herself.

FOTH flickering back and forth. They are discussing whether they should keep their eyes closed during the spinning. I guess a lot is at stake here.

Jul 26 2003 14:20, Sat frustratedposter   Link
each HG fills their glass with chamagne
then they go to a chair, which will spin

when it stops, a whistle will blow

they have to carry their glsss on a tray to the podium

when they get there, there must be enuf champagne to reach a red line

they can refill if they need to

fastest time from whistle to filled glass wins romantic gourme dinner for them and HG of choice

Jul 26 2003 14:23, Sat Judith   Link
Dave just took a huge swig of champagne NT

Jul 26 2003 14:26, Sat Judith   Link
looks like they have to spin in a chair then try to walk with a tray with a glass of champagne on it. NT

Jul 26 2003 14:27, Sat valentine   Link
Everyone has Popped their Bottle but Jee
Finally Jee gets it and everyone cheers. Dave is chugging straight from the bottle.

Dave is going first and is filling his glass. He keeps blowing off the foam.

Jun: Allie is a ******ing ice skater--she should be okay spinning.

Now Dave approaches the chair. He spins for what seems like a long time.

He dropped the glass when he got up and wasted some time. 26.82 is the official time.

Now it is Nate's turn.



Jul 26 2003 14:28, Sat Judith   Link
Dave did the course in 26.52 (seconds?) NT

Jul 26 2003 14:29, Sat Quench   Link
David sitting in a chair in middle of blue area. It is spinning with David staring at the sky.
Gets off the chair wobbles off to the grabs the glass of champagne and moves it across the yard on a tray. then goes back across the yard where there is a bell that signals end of round

Dana"s instructions are confusing.

Dave's time is 26.2

Jul 26 2003 14:32, Sat Judith   Link
Nat got disqualified, He didn't fill up his glass full enough. NT

Jul 26 2003 14:32, Sat Judith ParentRootLink
oh, he needed to refill his glass because he dropped it. NT

Jul 26 2003 14:32, Sat Quench   Link
16.25 Dana's time NT

Jul 26 2003 14:32, Sat valentine   Link
No Points for Nate
His glass was not filled to the red line.

Jack is sure he will be sick. He can't even go on the merry-go-round.

Jack: I'll throw up and then I can eat some Burger King.

Erica: Yeah Burger King!!!!

Dana is spinning and says its scary.

Dave: Oh no your boob just fell out.

Dana: This thing is crazy.

Dana did it in 16.2. Jun doesn't want to play anymore.

Erica's turn.

Jul 26 2003 14:34, Sat Quench   Link
14.81 Erika's time NT

Jul 26 2003 14:34, Sat valentine   Link
14.81 For Erica NT

Jul 26 2003 14:35, Sat Judith   Link
when Dana was spinning in the chair, Dave (?) said uh-oh,your boob just flew out! NT

Jul 26 2003 14:36, Sat Kaz ParentRootLink
Dana kept her eyes closed, when they (not sure who, a male) said to open them, she squealed... nooooo! it's scar-eeeeee NT

Jul 26 2003 14:36, Sat Quench   Link
Robert's time 21.03 NT

Jul 26 2003 14:38, Sat Quench   Link
Alison's time 11.4 NT

Jul 26 2003 14:38, Sat Judith   Link
Alison, 11.4NT

Jul 26 2003 14:39, Sat Quench   Link
Just a note the ladies seem to be doing the skaters spin to stop getting dizzy NT

Jul 26 2003 14:40, Sat Quench   Link
Jack falls over then spills the glass tries to refills the glass - No score Jack may have scraped himself in the fall NT

Jul 26 2003 14:41, Sat Judith   Link
Jack dropped his glass, somehow hurt his face. Didn't hear the time NT

Jul 26 2003 14:42, Sat Judith   Link
Dana keeps saying she's still nauseous. still nauseous NT

Jul 26 2003 14:42, Sat Quench   Link
Jee is overreacting for the cameras since he knows he can't win . He is playing it up - time 27.50 NT

Jul 26 2003 14:42, Sat valentine   Link
Jack Fell Hard and is Bleeding
so we go to FOTH while medical attention is received.

Now we're back, and Jee is whining "I can't do this I can't do this."

Jee is screaming and spinning. And he was right. He can't do this. He veered way off course and finally got it done. 27.50


Jul 26 2003 14:44, Sat Quench   Link
Justin's time 20.90 NT

Jul 26 2003 14:44, Sat Quench   Link
No way we can beat Ali's time. Dana - JUN JUN JUN NT

Jul 26 2003 14:45, Sat Quench   Link
Jun is screaming and laughing. OMG OMG OMG NT

Jul 26 2003 14:46, Sat Quench   Link
Jun's time 28.31 NT

Jul 26 2003 14:47, Sat Quench   Link
Ali gets a dinner and takes Nathan (might be an DR dinner)NT

Jul 26 2003 14:48, Sat valentine   Link
Allie is Officially the Winner and Picks
Nathan as her dinner partner.

And now we go to FOTH.

(Ed Note: Would have been nice if she picked Jack, the other nominee.)

Jul 26 2003 14:49, Sat Quench   Link
Everyone heads inside Rounds of "That was fun" Jack is glad he took his glasses off. NT

Jul 26 2003 14:49, Sat Judith   Link
All the HG's grab their bottles of champagne and head inside. Everybody said it was fun. NT

Jul 26 2003 14:51, Sat Quench   Link
Jack definitely scraped the side of his face near the temple NT

Jul 26 2003 14:51, Sat Judith   Link
Jack went to check out his injury, he says it just a rug burn. NT

Jul 26 2003 15:02, Sat Quench   Link
Jee saying to Alison I have seen you do those perriers.
Girls laugh and correct him pirouettes. Women talk about dancing spins and skating spins

Jack gets called to the DR

Jul 26 2003 15:04, Sat ktan   Link
Erika points out the 'champagne' used in the comp is not champagne -- it's California sparkling wine. NT

Jul 26 2003 15:20, Sat Anonymous   Link
Justin cut off by BB
In HoH, Justin starting telling a story to Dana about how he got one of his scars. He was partying with his college roommate, completely drunk, they took a wire hanger and bent it like a -- boom, FOTH, even though I don't think Justin mentioned the roommate's name. When they cut back a few seconds later, all cams were in the livingroom and the tail end of what the producer said -- Justin's name -- was heard.

At least, I'm pretty sure he said wire hanger.

Jul 26 2003 15:23, Sat RMU   Link
Nate, Jack, Dave & Erica sprawled out on the couches
Nate says Er going to pose for playboy when she gets gout and he wants an autographied copy. So does Jack.

Dave tells a story about a friend of his who has a playboy connection.

We see Ratbert, Jee and Justin sitting around the dining table - they're discussing the left over "champagne" from the competition and how they're going to drink it.

Js says that Dana told him she would have taken Jun to the dinner if she had won and Js is totally ok with that.

Jee glad he didn't win, cause he woulda taken one of the stooges and that would have been gay-looking.

Ratbert explaining that only wine produced in the region of Champagne in France is allowed to be labelled "champagne", that's why their bottle say sparkling wine cause it's produced in CA.

Conversation moves on and now we have a brief FOTH

Jul 26 2003 15:26, Sat Jovian   Link
Jee, Justin and Rob talking about pot and how they like to smoke it.
Jee likes it either in a bong or a pipe and Justin likes it in a pipe because it conserves it better. Now talking about one-hitters.

Feeds change

Jul 26 2003 15:27, Sat ktan   Link
BK meals on the dining table. Lockdown over. NT

Jul 26 2003 15:29, Sat RMU   Link
Jus says Dana going to drink tonite and it'll be crazy...
Jee telling a story of how his Dad drinks after work and more too - said he smokes too (not ciggs, lol) and how he found out was a rolled up dollar bill.

Surprizingly, we have FOTH.

Back now and Jee telling us how he takes hits off of bongs and Jus says something (sorry I missed it).

People come into the kitchen and the conversation changes - lots of crinkling of packages as people get Burger King luncheon and lots of talking at once.

Jul 26 2003 15:30, Sat calgal   Link
House guests.. chow down on burger king... mmmm NT

Jul 26 2003 15:33, Sat RMU   Link
Close up of the HGs on all feeds as they eat BK - Dave wearing Amanda's hat NT

Jul 26 2003 15:36, Sat RMU   Link
Now all the HGs hamming it up how like LUV Bking - how they eat it everyday
Dana says BK is DA BOMB

Jack says he never leaves home without it.

Close up of Dana's half-eaten food.

(ed. note - this is stimulating stuff, lol)

Jul 26 2003 15:37, Sat RMU   Link
Nat spilled his champagne on Jack's lap - Ratbert goes & gets a towel yelling Nat's drunk NT

Jul 26 2003 15:39, Sat RMU   Link
Speculating about the romantic dinner Ali won - apparently it's going to be sushi NT

Jul 26 2003 15:45, Sat RMU   Link
Jk has a cut on his knuckle too from the competition
Jun says she can't even handle a merry-go-round.

Ratbert has gone outside and on 2 of the feeds they show him a couple of inches away from one of the mirrors in the back yard - he's shading his eyes trying (and I assume) trying to see what's on the other side - he's careful not to touch the mirror.

He wonders away and after another brief stop at the mirror with some nose touching and fingers through his hair he sits down in one of the comfy lounge chairs and looks rather pensive.

Other HGs are finishing eating, and talking about nothing,

Er comes out and sits down by Ratbert - switching feeds so I can hear.

Jul 26 2003 15:46, Sat calgal   Link
Dana speaks to the camera.. "we have an ant problem.. get an exterminator please" NT

Jul 26 2003 15:49, Sat thor   Link
**OFFICIAL** From Nathan's mouth to Alison, 'I am getting your ass off the block.' NT

Jul 26 2003 15:49, Sat RMU   Link
Er is lying down on the orange couch outside - sneezes and Ratbert says "bless you"
I can hear the hose running so someone else is outside beyond camera range.

No conversation at all for several minutes.

(I take a potty break) and now Jee is outside but Er has left the couch.

Counting off the days and figuring out how it'll be 4 wks in the house.

feeds recycle - posting

Jul 26 2003 15:53, Sat RMU   Link
Jee having a smoke outside. Ratbert saying he's definitely going to NY this year
That Jee's girlfriend can hook Ratbert up at the "W" hotel (I think he said).

Rat asks what's her connection to the hotel and Jee says she works at the botique and we get FOTH.

Jee says today is a good day, and they all slept well. Jee says Dave didn't get up right away though. Ratbert tells him that Dave didn't get up cause he was "hard".

Jee says that happens to him, to all men, but Jus and Ratbert seem to get up quickly (lol).

posting

Jul 26 2003 16:01, Sat RMU   Link
Jee's only going to smoke 3-4 times a day, and that when he drinks smoking comes easier
Ratbert says Amanda chain-smoked the last week. Some talk about a dream Jee had (I think it was Jee)

Jus comes outside and has a drink in his hand - he's started drinking.

Dana's outside and she says she's not drinking till later - says they can drink all day and she'll see them in a couple of hours.

More dream talk - Jus said he told Jee to "shut the **** up" so it's Jee that's been dreaming.

More booze talk - how it's cool that BB gave them enough for everyone. They say Nat is like a girl - bumped into the wall (he's tipsy) and Jus can't imagine him in a club.

Jee says he gets sleezy when he drinks.

They talk about the noise (I thought it was a hose running but apparently it's not) and how annoying it is.

(ed: going to check out other feeds)

Jul 26 2003 16:03, Sat RMU   Link
All 4 feeds on the stooges - they have a bottle of sparkling wine and are pouring - Jee mentions the "w" hotel - FOTH NT

Jul 26 2003 16:08, Sat Michelle_OR   Link
Jee and Robert continue to drunkenly talk outside as Jack appears to be cleaning the pool or spa. Erika is outside as well.
They all appear to be drunk on champagne. Jack sounds sober though.

Jul 26 2003 16:10, Sat Michelle_OR   Link
Robert is rubbing Allison's shoulder as she says, "I am so drunk!"
The guys say they might as well go all the way since they are that drunk already.

Jul 26 2003 16:15, Sat RMU   Link
Discussing plans how all 5 of them will get together in NY at the W hotel. Er is outside and Jun too
Er is looking after the turtles.

Jee says again, what's that sound? Ratbert says it sounds like a pressure washer.

Talking about dancers (as they watch Er). Jus says girls that can dance can usually shag. Jee says his girl can dance. Jee like lap dances.

Er yells isn't that noise bothering you? Jee answers it's better when you're drunk.


Jk comes outside - they say he'll be good for one day (meaning he should drink) and Jk says he's 3 wks over due.

Jus says it's his 6th or 7th drink so far. Ratbert (I remember now he's an recovering alcoholic) not saying much - drinking a soda.

Ali joins them - she's sits on the side of Ratbert's chair and he strokes her back. They ask her about the dinner menus and she says she choose a seafood platter. She says she's had 3 glasses and Ratbert can't believe she doesn't have a buzz on.

Er and Jk talking about how big a turtle's head has gotten.

Ali goes inside and we see Nat now - he's pouring a glass and says this in now his 8th. He heads outside and joins the stooges, but the sound says on Jk and Er who are now in the kitchen.

Jk says Nat has been wasted ever since the spin (from the competition).

Ali comes out of the WC in a bikini.

(switching feeds & posting)

Jul 26 2003 16:21, Sat Michelle_OR   Link
Erika : " yawnnn,.. champagne just makes me sleepy"
Jack: Me too and I don't mind getting sleepy in here, just not so early. Funny that earlier Erika corrected Jack when he called the sparkling wine, champagne, but now she is allowed to call it Champagne.

Jul 26 2003 16:23, Sat Michelle_OR   Link
Allison gets off of jee's lap as he checks out her @ss...
Nathan: jee you are horny as hell when you drink!

Nathan: (I think)..hey do you guys wake up horney? I wake up horny.

The guys agree that they too wake up horny..lol

Jul 26 2003 16:23, Sat tooty   Link
jee says he wants to get affectionate the guys are saying he is horny NT

Jul 26 2003 16:27, Sat Michelle_OR   Link
"I can see you on girls gone wild" !!!!
Allison says.. I wouldn't!! I have never even flashed!

One of the guys says,.. well you kissed Michelle. She said.. I did not, I kissed her clavical!

Jul 26 2003 16:30, Sat RMU   Link
Talking about spring break - Ali said she "was allowed to go to Canada for 3-4 days"
Jee says Canada - they know how to do it there" and Ali says it was cold and nobody was there.
They say Daytona, Miami, etc. the place to go.

Discussing a calendar (I believe) that Ali made - Jus says she gave a copy to his Dad that was autographed by all the girls. Discussing one of the women in the calendar - she's gorgeous but stuck up.

Jee called to the DR

Jul 26 2003 16:35, Sat RMU   Link
(ed note - this was posted late) Ali now outside - Jus says she's wasted and is peeling off her clothes
Nat giggling, says he never really drinks, except here.

"House guests, Please raise the shades"

Jee says it's because of Ali (in her bikini).

Jee invites Ali to sit down beside him - she says she's got a headache and giggles. Jee says "she's gone" "Girls gone wild"

Jus laughing saying to Nat saying watch out - she'll (?) him! (I think he said crop).

Jus says he's funny when he drinks, but Ali gets violent. Jee yells "Girls gone wild"

Nat says it's like spring break - he's drunk at, like, noon.

Trying to get Ali to speak so they can see if she slurs her words - Jus yells "shslush up Jee" and Ali joins in.

Ali now sittling on Jee's lap, lots of laughter. "That's the ticket!"

Ali says "he's rubbing my belly". Someone says she wants a baby and Ali asks Jee what they'll name they first born.

She goes inside and the guys raze Jee about how horny he is - he gets "sleazy".

Ali's back out with a bottle - pours drinks.

Start discussing the competition - Jus says "Al-Al-Ali" stuttering like someone who's wasted (or else imitating her?).

posting

Jul 26 2003 16:37, Sat FuggyBootnling   Link
Hammered hamsters
Jee, Justin, Nate, Ali and oddly Rat in the BY. Ali seems pretty gone already - slurring her words a bit sitting on the side of the chair next to Rat, his slimy arm rubbing her back as they chat in that partying kind of way.

Justin brings up that Ali gets very seductive when drunk - so Nate should watch it at dinner tonight!

Nate comments it's like spring break...drinking so early in the day.

Justin: "Jee, you're horny as hell when you're drunk."

Talk about how horny the guys are when they wake up...Nate mentioned having to wait for "it" to calm down before getting out of bed.

Ali mentions a three or four day trip to Canada, I believe as a break from school "It was cold, and there was nobody there." (Ed: we Canucks hate that implication BTW!)

They are chatting about some bikini calendar that Ali was in...describing Ali pictures "I wasn't holding my tits, I was rolling over." About Ali's pics she asserts "They were classy, were they not?" No response from Justin.

Nate: "I haven't been anywhere on the East Coast...the closest was Arkansas."

Some talk then about people Justin's friends figuring out he would be on TV before he was "How the ***** did they figure it out?" Ali says no one knew "I'm mysterious with my friends anyway, so they didn't suspect anything."

Nate: "This is my last glass, I can't handle any more...I'll drunk as hell tonight."

Posting...

Jul 26 2003 16:55, Sat FuggyBootnling