|BB...Ivette please stop playing with your microphone...
Ivette: (really loud) Oh please! Please! You never f*ck*ng tell Janelle to not play with her microphone! I'm playing with it ***** today! (they're all laughing)
BB...Ivette, thank you...
I:(still yelling) Oh! Kill me with kindness (hands up in the air)kill me with kindness...WHHHHYYYY???...
M: What more do you want from me?
I: (repeating loudly) What more do you want from me?
BB...Ivette, thank you very much
Maggie screams with clenched fists up in the air...
April: oh, whatever
I: (yelling) You're welcome! what more do you want from me? Obviuosly being a loud life lesbian wasn't enough..NO! I have to be trailer park trash to be liked around here
April: thank you Ivette
I: (mocking Jan) Sorry BB it was my big boobies
Now they're talking about where Jan puts her microphone and if she (Ivette) did that she'll be hearing BB calling her on it ...Then they talk about something that happened yesterday with Jan's microphone and someone from prodution told Jan really nicely to fix (or if they could fix it for her) while M/A micr. were tangled too and no one offered them help (ed. note: maybe if they were less unpleasant toward the crew, they'd treat them in kind)
Ivette (after a rant of all the horrible things she's gone trhu in the house) They don't care about the f*ck*ng minorities around here!
A: nope, they discriminate
M: nope, they're racist
I: You gotta be the all American girl from next door that f**ks everybody in sight to get sh!t
M: oh, no, OMG (ed. note: Maggie has caught on that she has to watch what she says in the house, but instead of Advising Ivette, she's just letting her shoot her mouth and dig herself in deeper...some friend)
I: you think I care at this point Maggie?
I: Cuz whatever else America has to offer, we ain't getting it, so, what does it f*ck*ng matter?
A: I swear to God, I'm not even going to that third safe if I'm here
I: she's three for three, I'm telling you
A: there's no fricken need
I: When they open up that thing and we're going shopping, you just know that your rack is gonna be full of K-Mart (they all laugh)
A: it's gonna be BB
I: we're gonna be sponsored by K-mart and she's gonna be Neiman Marcus' last call...