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MARQUESAS, Robert Mariano
ASS Video Profile
Audition Video
Past - S4
Favorites
Colors: Fire engine red
Scents: Diesel fuel, the ocean, burning wood
Flowers: Red rose
Board Games: Trivial Pursuit, Monopoly, Chess
Video Games: Blackjack, Texas Hold 'Em poker
Sports to Play: Hockey, football, rugby, baseball
Sports Teams: New England Patriots, Boston Red Sox, Boston Bruins, B.U. Terriers
Outdoor Activities: Construction, fishing, camping, sports
TV Shows: SURVIVOR, Seinfeld, anything on The Learning Channel & the Travel Channel
Movies: The Godfather, Top Gun, Goodfellas, The Deer Hunter
Actors: Robert De Niro, Tom Cruise, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon
Actresses: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Julia Roberts
Music: Hip-hop, dance, classic rock
Magazines: Maxim, Playboy, Gear, The Motorcyclist, Gentlemen's Quarterly
Books/Authors: The Last Testament of Lucky Luciano
Cereals: Wheaties, Fruit Loops, Apple Jacks
Fruits: Tomato, kiwi, peach, all berries
Snack Foods: Pizza, Doritos
Cookies: Peanut butter, chocolate chip, sugar
Candy Bars: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Alcoholic Drinks: Budweiser
Non-Alcoholic: Grape Gatorade, water
THE AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK, Alicia Calaway
ASS Video Profile
Final Words Video
Past - S2
Favorites
Colors: Dark red
Scents: Lily of the valley, grapefruit (citrus)
Flowers: Tulip, bright yellow roses
Board Games: Scrabble
Video Games: Old School--Centipede
Sports to Play: Softball, tennis
Sports Teams: Yankees, Giants
Outdoor Activities: Hiking, boating (waterskiing), horseback riding
TV Shows: Will & Grace, Amazing Race, the Discovery Channel
Movies: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Scarface, Grease
Actors: Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Johnny Depp, Kevin Spacey
Actresses: Glenn Close, Michelle Pfeiffer
Music: R&B, Classic rock (i.e. Stevie Wonder, Led Zeppelin, Aretha Franklin, Janis Joplin)
Magazines: Elle, Glamour
Books/Authors: Anne Rice, Maya Angelou
Cereals: Oatmeal, (Kashi) Go Lean, Bite Size Mini-Wheats
Fruits: Plum, strawberries, cantaloupe
Snack Foods: Unsalted pretzels, Baked Lays, Baked Doritos, caramel popcorn
Cookies: Chocolate chip cookies, Fat-free Cranberry Newtons, Milanos
Candy Bars: Twizzlers, Raisinets, Snickers, gummi bears
Alcoholic Drinks: Corona, Tequila (Patron), wine
Non-Alcoholic: Diet Coke, Diet Peach Snapple, water, grapefruit juice
THE AMAZON, Rob Cesternino
ASS Video Profile
Audition Video
Past - S6
Favorites
Colors: Black, blue, gray
Scents: Bread Baking, Coffee, Chocolate
Flowers: Tulip, Daisy
Board Games: Trivial Pursuit, Monopoly, Chess, Scrabble
Video Games: Madden 2004, Survivor Ultimate Edition
Sports to Play: Baseball, football
Sports Teams: NY Mets, NY Jets
Outdoor Activities: Hiking, swimming
TV Shows: SURVIVOR, Seinfeld, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, I Love the '80s, Playmakers
Movies: Forrest Gump, Boogie Nights, Memento, Austin Powers
Actors: Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Kevin Spacey, Will Ferrell
Actresses: Julianne Moore, Kathy Griffin
Music: Rock & rap, Bon Jovi, Eminem
Magazines: Maxim, Entertainment Weekly
Books/Authors: Moneyball, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, The Stand
Cereals: Frosted Flakes, Raisin Nut Bran, Honey Nut Cheerios
Fruits: Orange, Banana
Snack Foods: Cashews, Dark Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Cookies: Chocolate chip, peanut butter chocolate chip
Candy Bars: Snickers, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Alcoholic Drinks: Bud Light, vodka & tonic, rum & coke
Non-Alcoholic: Black cherry seltzer, water
THE AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK, Amber Brkich
ASS Video Profile
Final Words Video
Past - S2>
Favorites
Colors: Turquoise, yellow, green, orange
Scents: Fresh cut grass, lilac, shoe store, cookies baking in the oven, clean cotton Yankee candles, the smell of the different seasons approaching
Flowers: Tulips, daisies, orchids, any flower given to me by someone I love!
Board Games: Clue, Mancala, Scattergories
Video Games: Old school Atari games like Dig Dug & Centipede
Sports to Play: Beach or water volleyball, soccer, golf
Sports Teams: Pittsburgh Steelers
Outdoor Activities: Swimming, quad riding, anything outside. I love being outside!
TV Shows: Seinfeld, Beverly Hills 90210, Nip/Tuck, Frasier, interior decorating shows
Movies: Pretty Woman, Groundhog Day, Memento, Sweetest Thing, A Christmas Story, The Shawshank Redemption
Actors: Tom Hanks, Matthew McConaughey, Kevin Spacey, Richard Gere
Actresses: Drew Barrymore, Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz, Reese Witherspoon
Music: Dave Matthews Band, Britney Spears, steel drums, any song or music that brings back a good memory
Magazines: Home décor magazines, gossip entertainment magazines, Stuff, Cosmopolitan, Lucky
Books/Authors: Valentine Brkich's Cageball, Poker & the Atomic Wedgie; Bridges of Madison County; Harry Potter books
Cereals: Raisin Bran Crunch, Fruit Loops, granola
Fruits: Mango, strawberry, peach
Snack Foods: Combos, Pepperidge Farms Extra Cheddar Goldfish, Snyder's Barbecue Chips, pickles, chips and salsa
Cookies: Pepperidge Farm Milano, Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies, Oreos, homemade oatmeal chocolate chip cookies
Candy Bars: Twix, Gummy Peachy O's, Butterfinger
Alcoholic Drinks: Chocolate martini, Yingling beer, Blue Moon beer
Non-Alcoholic: Diet Cherry 7 UP, Vanilla Coke, Snapple Peach Tea
AFRICA, Tom Buchanan
ASS Video Profile
Africa Video
Past - S3
Favorites
Colors: Blue
Scents: Mowed hay
Flowers: Johnny Jump-Ups
Board Games: Checkers
Video Games: Checkers
Sports to Play: Softball
Sports Teams: Virginia Tech Hokies
Outdoor Activities: Hunting & fishing
TV Shows: Survivor
Movies: Gladiator, Seabiscuit
Actors: Russell Crowe, Robert De Niro
Actresses: Julia Roberts, Ashley Judd
Music: Bluegrass
Magazines: Field & Stream
Books/Authors: "ain't read none"
Cereals: Frosted Flakes
Fruits: "'naners"
Snack Foods: Nabs
Cookies: Oatmeal raisin
Candy Bars: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Snickers
Alcoholic Drinks: Bud Light/Maker's Mark/Sprite
Non-Alcoholic: Mountain Dew, Red Bull
PULAU TIGA, Susan Hawk
ASS Video Profile
Past - S1
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Favorites
Colors: A rainbow
Scents: Rain
Flowers: Daisy
Board Games: Cribbage
Video Games: No favorite
Sports to Play: Bird hunting with my dogs and Tim
Sports Teams: Bird hunting with my dogs and Tim
Outdoor Activities: Running the dogs in the desert
TV Shows: The Drew Carey Show
Movies: Seabiscuit
Actors: Anthony Hopkins
Actresses: Susan Sarandon
Music: Classic rock & country western
Magazines: TV Guide
Books/Authors: Seabiscuit
Cereals: No favorite
Fruits: Banana, mango, coconut, papaya, apple
Snack Foods: Cashews, peanut butter
Cookies: No favorite
Candy Bars: No favorite
Alcoholic Drinks: No favorite
Non-Alcoholic: Diet Red Bull
SABOGA
PEARL ISLANDS, Rupert Boneham
ASS Video Profile
Audition Video
Past - S7
Favorites
Colors: Red
Scents: A natural scent
Flowers: Sunflower
Board Games: Monopoly
Video Games: Space Invaders
Sports to Play: Racquetball
Sports Teams: Colts
Outdoor Activities: Camping
TV Shows: The Simpsons
Movies: Braveheart
Actors: Mel Gibson
Actresses: Goldie Hawn
Music: Rock
Magazines: Playboy
Books/Authors: No favorite
Cereals: Life
Fruits: All
Snack Foods: No favorite
Cookies: Oatmeal raisin
Candy Bars: Chocolate
Alcoholic Drinks: Bailey's & coffee
Non-Alcoholic: Coke or Mountain Dew
THE AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK, Tina Wesson
ASS Video Profile
Final Words Video
Past - S2
Favorites
Colors: Yellow
Scents: Cut grass
Flowers: Daisy
Board Games: Backgammon
Video Games: No favorite
Sports to Play: Racquetball, paddleball
Sports Teams: University of Tennessee
Outdoor Activities: Hiking, biking, motorcycling
TV Shows: Survivor
Movies: Pay it Forward, Shadowlands, Out of Africa
Actors: Anthony Hopkins, George Clooney, Sean Connery
Actresses: Sandra Bullock, Meryl Streep
Music: Contemporary Christian
Magazines: People, Oprah
Books/Authors: Ragamuffun Gospel by Brennan Manning, Chuck Swindoll, You are Special by Max Lucado
Cereals: Cheerios
Fruits: Pineapple
Snack Foods: Doritos
Cookies: Chocolate chip
Candy Bars: Milky Way, Butterfinger
Alcoholic Drinks: No favorite
Non-Alcoholic: Dr. Pepper
AFRICA, Ethan Zohn
ASS Video Profile
Africa Video
Past - S3
Favorites
Colors: Blue
Scents: Fresh cut grass
Flowers: Daisy
Board Games: Boggle, Pictionary
Video Games: Pitfall, Ms Pac-Man
Sports to Play: Soccer, adventure racing, whiffle ball
Sports Teams: Celtics, Manchester United
Outdoor Activities: Kayaking, scuba diving, going to the beach
TV Shows: Seinfeld, The O.C., Freaks & Geeks
Movies: Can't Buy Me Love, Field of Dreams, Rudy
Actors: Jason Lee, Patrick Dempsey, Robert De Niro
Actresses: Winona Ryder, Cameron Diaz
Music: Reggae, trip-hop
Magazines: US Weekly, Maxim, Soccer America, Men's Health
Books/Authors: John Irving
Cereals: Pops, Honey Bunches of Oats
Fruits: Mango, red grapes
Snack Foods: Combos, Pringles
Cookies: Milano, oatmeal raisin, Rice Krispy Treats
Candy Bars: Gummy bears, Twizzlers, Lion bar, Snickers Cruncher
Alcoholic Drinks: Malibu & Coke, Ketel One
Non-Alcoholic: Coke, Snapple iced tea, Fresh Samantha
THE AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK, Jerri Manthey
ASS Video Profile
Final Words Video
Past - S2
Favorites
Colors: Pink
Scents: Vanilla
Flowers: Gardenia, jasmine
Board Games: Cranium, Pictionary
Video Games: Centipede
Sports to Play: fire spinning, skiing, softball, soccer, bicycling, canoeing, hiking
Sports Teams: U Hawaii Rainbows
Outdoor Activities: Photography, swimming, horseback riding, boating, picnics, camping, Burning Man, hiking
TV Shows: Sex & the City, Six Feet Under, Carnivale, Iron Chef
Movies: Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Aliens, Moulin Rouge, Amélie, Vacation, The Big Lebowski, Royal Tenenbaums, The Princess Bride, Antonia's Line, Cast Away
Actors: Johnny Depp, Luke Wilson, Liev Schreiber
Actresses: Jessica Lange, Juliette Binoche, Lena Olin
Music: Mutaytor, Bent, Naked Music, Joan Osbourne, Sarah McLachlan, Al Greene, Billie Holiday
Magazines: Photo, The Sun, Ski, Backpacker, Adventure/Travel Magazines
Books/Authors: Deepak Chopra, Dalai Lama, Shakespeare
Cereals: Peanut Butter Crunch, Honey Nut Cheerios
Fruits: Mango, strawberry, pineapple
Snack Foods: Gourmet Cheeses & Paté with European-style bread & cornichons
Cookies: Mother's Peanut Butter Fudge, Oreos
Candy Bars: Snickers, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Almond Joy, Milka, Toblerone
Alcoholic Drinks: Cabernet, mojito, Chopin martini, bloody Mary
Non-Alcoholic: Starbucks Soy Caramel Macchiatto, Pepsi, Evian, Red Bull
PULAU TIGA, Rudy Boesch
ASS Video Profile
Past - S1
Favorites
Colors: Green
Scents: Food
Flowers: Roses
Board Games: Monopoly
Video Games: Solitaire
Sports to Play: Racquetball
Sports Teams: Redskins
Outdoor Activities: Jogging & P.T.
TV Shows: Survivor
Movies: Westerns
Actors: Tom Hanks
Actresses: Any female
Music: Country western
Magazines: Consumer Reports
Books/Authors: Any short stories
Cereals: Corn Flakes
Fruits: Any fruit
Snack Foods: Potato chips
Cookies: Oatmeal
Candy Bars: Baby Ruth
Alcoholic Drinks: Beer
Non-Alcoholic: Pepsi
PULAU TIGA, Jenna Lewis
ASS Video Profile
Past - S1
Favorites
Colors: Red, black
Scents: Vanilla, mango
Flowers: Lilac, orchid, violet
Board Games: TriBond, Cranium, cribbage
Video Games: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, MX Rider 2002, Splashdown, Dead to Rights
Sports to Play: Football, basketball, tennis
Sports Teams: Patriots, Celtics, LA Galaxy
Outdoor Activities: Hiking, rollerblading, Frisbee, mountain biking, kayaking
TV Shows: Scrubs, Nip/Tuck, Queer as Folk, The Sopranos, Seinfeld
Movies: Fight Club, Rushmore, State & Main, Girl on the Bridge, Your Friends and Neighbors
Actors: Owen Wilson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Vince Vaughn, John Cusack
Actresses: Cameron Diaz, Catherine Keener
Music: Doors, White Stripes, Janis Joplin, Jack Johnson, Coldplay
Magazines: Self, Entertainment Weekly, Rolling Stone, Spin, Maxim
Books/Authors: Fountainhead by Ayn Rand, This Side of Paradise by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Kurt Vonnegut, The Catcher in the Rye
Cereals: Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch, Cocoa Pebbles, Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Fruits: Grapes, strawberries, cherries, raspberries
Snack Foods: Doritos, beef jerky, Cinnamon Altoids
Cookies: Peanut butter, white macadamia nut
Candy Bars: Skor, 100 Grand, Snickers
Alcoholic Drinks: 7 & 7, cabernet sauvignon
Non-Alcoholic: Pepsi, raspberry iced tea, Sprite
MOGO MOGO
THE AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK, Colby Donaldson
ASS Video Profile
Final Words Video
Past - S2
Favorites
Colors: Black and blue
Scents: Puppy's breath
Flowers: Morning glory
Board Games: Scrabble
Video Games: No favorite
Sports to Play: Sand volleyball, surfing
Sports Teams: Dallas Cowboys
Outdoor Activities: Skydiving, scuba diving, hiking
TV Shows: The Sopranos
Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Seabiscuit
Actors: Denzel Washington, Jeff Bridges
Actresses: Diane Lane, Rene Russo
Music: Coldplay, Miles Davis, Stevie Ray Vaughan
Magazines: Anything about hot rods
Books/Authors: Right now, Sandra Brown
Cereals: Quaker Granola with raisins
Fruits: Elephant heart plums, doughnut peaches
Snack Foods: Guacamole flavored tortilla chips
Cookies: Peanut butter
Candy Bars: Nutrageous, Snickers
Alcoholic Drinks: Cadillac Margarita on the rocks
Non-Alcoholic: Water
THE AMAZON, Jenna Morasca
ASS Video Profile
Audition Video
Past - S6
Favorites
Colors: Purple, blue
Scents: The beach, chocolate
Flowers: Lily, daffodil, daisy
Board Games: True Colors, Monopoly
Video Games: D.O.A., Crazy Taxi, Vice City
Sports to Play: Football, volleyball, cheerleading
Sports Teams: Pittsburgh Steelers & Pirates, Denver Broncos
Outdoor Activities: Running, hikes, camping
TV Shows: The O.C., CSI, SURVIVOR, BIG BROTHER, Nip/Tuck
Movies: Gladiator, The Muppet Christmas Carol, Lord of the Rings, Gangs of New York
Actors: Tobey Maguire, Joaquin Phoenix, Orlando Bloom
Actresses: Reese Witherspoon, Kirsten Dunst
Music: Hip-hop, R&B
Magazines: Allure, In Style, Maxim
Books/Authors: Dean Koontz, Janice Dickinson
Cereals: Life
Fruits: All
Snack Foods: Pickles, Pringles, Combos
Cookies: Sugar
Candy Bars: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Alcoholic Drinks: Rum & Coke, champagne
Non-Alcoholic: Water, ginger ale, Capri Sun
AFRICA, Lex van den Berghe
ASS Video Profile
Africa Video
Past - S3
Favorites
Colors: Green, black
Scents: The ocean, coffee brewing, puppies, bacon frying, BBQ, diesel fuel
Flowers: Gerber daisy, lotus, dahlia, begonia
Board Games: Trivial Pursuit, Scrabble, Zilch, Chicken Foot
Video Games: Resident Evil, House of the Dead, Mario Kart
Sports to Play: Softball, horseshoes, Frisbee
Sports Teams: San Francisco Giants, San Jose Sharks
Outdoor Activities: Surfing, skateboarding, motorcycling, swimming, fishing, camping, biking
TV Shows: Mystery Science Theater 3000, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Simpsons, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, The Sopranos, Creature Features
Movies: Dawn of the Dead, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, James Bond flicks
Actors: Edward Norton, Johnny Depp, Owen Wilson, Steve Buscemi
Actresses: Kate Hudson, Jodie Foster, Audrey Tatou, Julianne Moore
Music: Elvis Costello, Cheap Trick, Fountains of Wayne, Wilco, Miles Davis, Johnny Cash, Cracker, Burt Bacharach, golden gods, old school punk
Magazines: Surfer's Journal, National Geographic, Hot Bike
Books/Authors: The Catcher in the Rye, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Dr. Seuss, Roald Dahl
Cereals: Honeycomb, Weetabix, Frosted Flakes, Sugar Smacks
Fruits: Passion fruit, papaya, banana, watermelon, Asian pear
Snack Foods: Bugles with Easy Cheese, Slim Jims, cheese ball, pizza
Cookies: My wife's chocolate chip, Oreos, Shortbread, ginger snaps
Candy Bars: PayDay, Kit Kat, Mounds, bittersweet chocolate, Hot Tamales, Tootsie Roll
Alcoholic Drinks: Cold beer, whiskey, red wine
Non-Alcoholic: Coffee, Gatorade, Yoo-Hoo, carrot juice, root beer
MARQUESAS, Kathy Vavrick-O'Brien
ASS Video Profile
Audition Video
Past - S4
Favorites
Colors: Blue
Scents: Fresh baked bread
Flowers: White roses
Board Games: Taboo
Video Games: You Don't Know Jack
Sports to Play: Tennis
Sports Teams: Bruins, Red Sox
Outdoor Activities: Biking, hiking, sailing, sailboarding
TV Shows: Seinfeld, Sex and the City
Movies: Field of Dreams, Men in Black
Actors: Kevin Costner
Actresses: Meg Ryan
Music: No favorite
Magazines: Vanity Fair, Time
Books/Authors: Prince of Tides
Cereals: Crispix
Fruits: Blueberries, peach, raspberries
Snack Foods: Trail mix, Doritos, M&M's
Cookies: Chocolate chip, Girl Scout Thin Mints
Candy Bars: Godiva Raspberry
Alcoholic Drinks: Margaritas
Non-Alcoholic: Iced tea
PULAU TIGA, Richard Hatch
ASS Video Profile
Past - S1
No Video Available
Favorites
Colors: Blue
Scents: No favorite
Flowers: No favorite
Board Games: Balderdash
Video Games: No favorite
Sports to Play: Water polo
Sports Teams: No favorite
Outdoor Activities: Scuba, hiking, camping, swimming
TV Shows: Six Feet Under, OZ
Movies: American Beauty
Actors: Ed Norton
Actresses: Julianne Moore
Music: Amanda Marshall, The Beautiful South, Jann Arden
Magazines: Gay porn, UTNE Reader
Books/Authors: Stupid White Men by Michael Moore
Cereals: No favorite
Fruits: Pear, pineapple, papaya
Snack Foods: GORP: almonds, granola, chocolate chips, etc; ice cream
Cookies: Pecan sandies
Candy Bars: Reese's Sticks
Alcoholic Drinks: Corona
Non-Alcoholic: Water
THAILAND, Shii Ann Huang
ASS Video Profile
Audition Video
Past - S5
Favorites
Colors: Purple, yellow, fuschia
Scents: Oranges, honeysuckle, gardenia, tuberose
Flowers: Peony, English rose
Board Games: Cranium, Pente, Scrabble
Video Games: Grand Theft Auto
Sports to Play: Snowboarding, salsa dancing
Sports Teams: Yankees, Knicks
Outdoor Activities: Horseback riding, rock climbing, snowboarding
TV Shows: Good Eats, Unwrapped, E! True Hollywood Story, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, 48 HOURS, Sex & the City
Movies: To Catch a Thief, Waiting for Guffman, Farewell My Concubine, Singing in the Rain
Actors: Hugh Grant, Andy Lau
Actresses: Lucy Liu, Maggie Chung
Music: Latin, alternative, jazz, 80s, Radiohead, Coldplay, Sinatra, The White Stripes, Mr. JT
Magazines: New York, Lucky, Real Simple, Bon Appetit
Books/Authors: Me Talk Pretty Some Day by David Sedaris, Bobos in Paradise by David Brooks, Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Cereals: Oatmeal, granola with fruit
Fruits: Lychee nuts, sugar apples
Snack Foods: Dried squid, shrimp chips, Fig Newtons
Cookies: Butter crisps from France
Candy Bars: Kinder Eggs, 100 Grand, Snicker's Crunch, Lindt Milk Chocolate
Alcoholic Drinks: Bonny Doon vineyard's red wines, dry sakes, Johnny Walker Blue
Non-Alcoholic: Taro bubble tea, Fresh Samantha
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