By: Kimba
It’s Day 30 of the BB feeds, what I hope will prove to be one
of the greatest days in history: the ManTroll Eviction!
The morning call
today sounds out at quarter to eleven, and the HGs straggle out of bed as usual.
Alison, per BB’s request, begins to clean out the HOH room early in the day; the
rest eat their breakfast and use the bathroom to prepare their lovely bodies for
the upcoming live show. There is a bit of turtle camera action followed by a
long FOTH, and when we get back to the world of the HGs, the guys are
negotiating shower time: the women can have it until the last hour before the
show, and then the men get it for the remaining time. Of course, right after
this, Robert is in the shower, so I don’t know how well that
worked…
Pre-show conversation mainly includes HOH-speculation and who
will put whom up if they win. While Erika supports nominating Justin, Alison,
surprise-surprise, suggests nominating Jee and Jun. While we know her true
reasons for not wanting to nominate Justin, she says she wants Jun out because
she is the “swing vote,” and as such, she scares her. She covers very nicely,
however, when she backtracks and says that, actually, she wants Jun to go ~if~
Justin can’t go. Nate, of course, as soon as he is alone with Alison, asks
Alison if there is any way they can get Jun to convince the others to nominate
Erika and Jack were one of the Rat Pack to win HOH. Alison doesn’t think they’d
go for it.
A couple of hours before the show, there is primping and
house-tidying and the usual. The couple of things we learn as these two hours
trudge along: Jee has lost enough weight that his pants don’t fit any longer.
Dana tells Alison that after tonight there will only be three women left in the
house; because of this, the cameras will be focused on them even more than
before. And then there is FOTH.
Another Wednesday of ups and downs. Last
week we lost David, but Alison won HOH. This week we got rid of Dana
(wahoooooooooo!), but Justin won HOH. Talk about drama.
As we come back,
we find Jun lying in bed and crying softly. Color me confused, but not only did
she not get evicted and is now rid of Dana, but with Justin as HOH, she should
know she is safe this week. Shouldn’t she be jumping up and down on the bed and
doing cartwheels? Well, soon enough she gets back to her normal routine and
heads to the kitchen to grab a snack.
Post-show jabber: Jun tells Alie
that she is safe because she didn’t nominate Justin last week (as if Alie
doesn’t know that). Alie wonders if her name outside of the house is
“Ali-whora.” Nate complains that the final HOH-competition question was “rigged”
for Justin (yeah, yeah, Justin knows Alison better than the rest, but hello??!
Has no one in the house seen that she drags a blue elephant around with her
wherever she goes?). He also thinks that Jee and Jun will be the final two and
Jee will win: “Mark my words, I am always right.” Er, not in the competition
today, you weren’t. Robert wonders if Dana will hate him when she sees the DR
entries since he called her crazy—of course, that won’t matter until ~after~ the
show, Rob.
Some other things we learn as the evening rolls along:
tomorrow is Alison’s 23rd birthday. Justin got Lunchables, Butterfingers, Coke,
Haagen Daaz, and some Peanut Butter M&Ms among other goodies in his HOH
basket (*drool* for junk food…). The Stooges seem to think that they will be
called the “Dream Team” when the leave BB and will be given the VIP treatment
wherever they go. *snicker-snort*
At 9:00pm, the Thai dinner Jun ordered
arrives (as all non-evicted nominees get to order dinner on eviction night). Jee
zips like lightening into the kitchen, and after almost a week of PB&J, I
don’t blame him! There is a lot of alcohol set out, too, and some of the HGs
decide that they want to get drunk tonight (BB, the jerks, didn’t get any soda
for Robert, so Justin gives him one of his HOH Cokes). Alie gets an early start
as she passes over the food in favor of some wine. Little conversation is heard
as the previously PB&J-afflicted HGs inhale the food as though it were a
feast of the gods, but every once in awhile you can hear a HG murmur over some
food, “Jee, slow down, man” or “Breathe, Erika, breathe.” Nathan, meanwhile,
only picks over the food and eats the chicken and beef.
A half an hour
later, after Erika, Jee and Robert scarfed down as much food as their bellies
could hold and then some, the last one munching at the table is Jun. The others
head off in their separate directions. Outside, the Stooges talk about whom they
will nominate, and it is no surprise to hear that Jack and Nathan are the early
favorites. Justin, in particular, says that he really wants to be the one “to
take Nate out.” They realize that if Erika wins and uses the veto on Jack, they
will have no choice but to nominate Alison. Jun pipes in that she’ll want Alie
to go then, but Justin shakes his head and says, “Nate first.” Nathan, in the
meantime, is over in the LR bitching again about Justin’s win and how the
Stooges now have the upper hand. Of course, he blames it all on Alison for not
nominating Justin last week.
Night time chatter and happenings: The HGs
wonder if Dana got to see any family and friends when she got out; Jun
speculates that she didn’t—it would be too risky for one of them to whisper
something to the evictee. She supposes that they will either get phone calls or
letters when they are sequestered. Justin gives Nathan one of his Butterfingers
(how nice, really). Alison maintains that she is “not a slut,” she’s “a flirt”:
this after a conversation with Justin and some others about how Donny must be
really upset after what has happened in the house. The HGs laugh at how Justin
pulled back when Dana honed in for a kiss after she was evicted and at how she
thought she looked sexy, but didn’t—she only looked “cute,” they say. Erika
gives her word to the Stooges that she won’t use the veto if she gets it (as
long as Nathan is the target over Jack, why shouldn’t she make the deal with
them?). They do, however, admit that Erika will go up if either of the guys
(Jack or Nathan) use the veto to veto themselves.
Back in the Sandbox,
Erika relates what she has learned to Jack. He then states that he will not use
the veto on himself if he gets an absolute guarantee from the Stooges that
Nathan will go instead of him. Even though, the two of them say they will be sad
to see Nathan go. They also feel like they are “cursed.” Over in the HOH room,
Alie is playing Old Maid with the Stooges (no really, she’s playing the card
game); she tells Jee that Nathan used to be her friend before “he turned gay.”
The group also talks about who they trust and it is interesting to note that
Justin remarks, “Erika has never lied to me.” He says that he values honesty.
How laugh-inspiring is it then as he listens intently to Alison claim that she
never bad-mouthed him to the original alliance, that, in fact, she used to
compliment him all the time?
Just after one in the morning, BB comes
over the PA to remind the HGs that there is an early-morning food competition on
the morrow. The HGs ignore it as usual. Erika and Jack continue to chat. She
tells him that the Stooges now call themselves the “Dream Team,” and Jack
retorts, “Oh my God. You know, you get so high, the fall is murderous.” They are
surprised at how well Jee has been doing in the competitions, while they are
equally surprised at how badly Robert is doing: “Yeah,” Jack says, “he’s wrapped
around Justin’s balls.” (Woo-ugh-agh-ughable. Thanks for the imagery, Jack.)
Nate is hanging out with Jun and complaining about Alison—he wonders if he could
sway the Stooges to go after her instead of him (how soon they turn; they get
angry for others turning on them, and then, when threatened, do it in a
heartbeat themselves). Alison is with Jee in the HOH talking about her boyfriend
as though they are still a couple. We learn that he has cheated on her five or
six times and she doesn’t think he has been faithful while she’s been in the
Hamster House. Jee tells her she is too lenient, that she lets men walk all over
her (you think?).
As for the Stooges, when they join back up and begin
chatting again, the conversation turns to Justin and Dana. Justin admits that he
almost “slipped it in” a couple times. Apparently he and Dana got “freaky” in
the hot tub five or six times. He admits that Jun knew what was going on by the
faces Dana was making, and Justin liked it. Dana was “just (his) type. Feisty,
too.” Jee, meanwhile, is more than a bit drunk—we can tell by how often he uses
the “F” word. As usual, the other guys tease him and goad him on for
laughs.
And so the night went and goes and finishes. The Stooges are all
on Cloud Nine, while Nathan is looking more than a bit agitated. Erika, Jack and
Jun are their usual calm selves, while Alison is her usual attention-hogging
drama-queen. By three in the morning, they settle down into bed and sleep is not
far behind. Until early tomorrow, adieu.
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