By: Stashiu3
Friday begins with Erika up first with a visit to the WC and
brushing her teeth, we get our first brief FOTH when she starts whistling a
Madonna tune. BB calls for the other HG to awaken, and another FOTH when Erika
starts whistling Madonna again on her way to the BY. Ali gets up and helps Erika
with the shades after BB tells them they have an inside lockdown. Ali asks if
they can let the boys sleep in since she and Erika are already awake and that’s
all that really matters. BB turns all the lights on and Ali goes into the WC to
brush her teeth. Jee is now up and in the SR as Ali and Erika are both putting
on makeup in the WC. Ali and Erika move into the kitchen and attempt to make
breakfast, but they don’t seem very comfortable there and Ali searches through
nearly all the cabinets because she doesn’t know where anything is. Ratbert is
now up and both he and Jee are just sitting there, waiting for the girls to
finish making breakfast. They are talking game and planning to tell Jun when she
gets back that if she counts the jury votes, only one of the stooges can get her
to the end of the game. Then, Jee tells Ratbert that he is the only one that can
beat Jun and they have to tell her to take out Ali because Jun has taken out all
the strong players.
After breakfast, Ali is outside in the BY getting
some sun and soon the others join her outside. Jee keeps saying that Jun has
played a good game, but he thinks he can beat her at the end. Erika is in the
pool and says it’s freezing, but Ali thinks it feels good. Jee and Ratbert are
talking about getting Ali to use the veto to save one of them and they will help
her get to the endgame. Jee tells Ratbert that Ali said Jee was the biggest
threat and Ratbert says that will FOTH up the whole plan. Ratbert tells Jee, “Do
not threaten her.” They say that if she makes it to the end without helping one
of them, she will not get their vote at the end (ed. Note: And this is not a
threat because….?) Ali wonders if Jun will be out all week and then begins
talking with Erika about getting Jun out. Ali says that Jun’s DR sessions were
all about badmouthing people and Ali has never done that. Erika gets into the
pool, and then gets out saying that she needs to shave her bikini area. While
Erika gets into the shower to shave, Jee begins talking to Ali in the LR and
telling her she can get second place.
Jee says that he is honest and
trustworthy and Ali replies that she believes him totally. Jee tells her he and
Ratbert have been counting up the end votes and believe Ali would come up second
against Jun or Erika. Jee wants her to consider using the veto to take him or
Ratbert off the block and they could vote out Erika, then the three of them
could go after Jun. Jee says that Ali knows she can trust them and that she let
them down by voting to evict Jack. Jee tells her that she should consider using
the veto to get Jee or Ratbert off the block, then Jun will have to put up
Erika, because if Erika makes it to the finals she will win. The feeds are
cutting back and forth to FOTH through all this. Jee tells Ali that he would
vote for Jun and not her if they make it to the finals because of how well Jun
has been playing. Ali tells Jee that she needs the money because she doesn’t
come from a lot of money and her father is a lawyer in a small town. Jee again
tells Ali that he is not threatening her, but please keep in mind that he told
her he had her back, and he was true to his word. Jee also reminds her that
after she voted out Jack, he told her that it was a good move on her part, and
to basically give him credit for not turning into a punk because she didn't vote
the way he wanted. Jee keeps saying over and over that he thought it was a very
good game move on her part, and he didn't whine about it and that she shouldn’t
think he is threatening her, because he is not. Ratbert says for her to do what
is right for her and Jee adds <ad nauseum> how helping the stooges would
gain her Jack’s respect (ed. Note: Huh?) Ali asks if they are going to be fair
in their voting or stick with their alliance and doesn’t get much of an
answer.
Everybody is now in the BY and wondering if Jun will be coming
back or did she take a deal that puts her out of the house? Erika says that Jun
should be back any minute because she probably had an AM flight out of NYC and
less than five minutes later, the doorbell rings. It’s Jun at the door and
everyone goes crazy, Jun begins telling them all the details of her trip.
Sometime during this there is a brief FOTH where BB calls an outside lockdown.
Jun tells them that she had a handler and had her hair and makeup done for her.
There was a limo that drove four blocks away from where she works and when she
got there, tons of interviews on the red carpet. One of the interviews was live
and she was so nervous that she doesn’t even remember what she said. They ask if
she saw Britney, Madonna, and Christina kissing and Jun tells them that she was
in the pit, right there! Jun tells them the dress was picked out for her and
even though lots of stars walked right by, she didn’t say hi to any of them. She
tells them that while she was on the red carpet, people were screaming her name
and she was freaking out. Jun said a girl came up to her in the pit and said, “I
just want to tell you I am a huge fan.” then ran away. When Jun was leaving,
some girls yelled, “OMG, it's Jun! She must have gotten kicked out last
night!!!” Jun tells them that most just said hi and not many came up to her, but
we all must have fans, not just me. She says that she was not allowed near
magazines, newspapers, radios, etc… but she did get to see “The Core” on the
plane, but got so sick on the plane. While she was there, she had a private room
adjoining her handler, and did “help” herself, laughingly asking if that was too
much information?
Erika tells Jun they were very happy for her and
mother-FOTH’ing jealous as h*ll!, but happy for her. Everybody goes outside and
Jun says that it’s good to be back, Jee retorts, “Oh, shut the FOTH up!” They
tell her that they had an exciting game of Old Maid, played basketball, and
worked out… not much changed. Jee asks Jun if she can give him a haircut
tomorrow or something and Jun says sure. Ali tells Jun about finding out the DR
was empty and the clues for the veto competition. Ali goes on to say what parts
of the show they saw and asks Jun what Beyonce sang, Jun telling her about the
music and outfits people wore. Jee says that he could talk about this all day
and Jun says that it doesn’t bother her, continuing with more about the show and
who she saw. She mentions the interviews and she liked the guy from Extra, but
not the one from E! who she said was rude. BB tells them the outside lockdown is
over and the girls go off to talk together. Jun tells the girls that she was
told the nominations are on Sunday and they continue with more about the show
and some strategy talk while they wait for the HOH room to be ready. Jun is
talking with Erika and Ali in kitchen and says that she wants to nominate Ali
and Robert, have Ali use POV on herself, and she will have no choice to put up
Jee, as to not make things look "as bad" as nominating Jee off the bat. That way
she doesn’t get the guys harassing her about deals, strategy, etc… Erika mocks
Ratbert saying, “I swear on my daughter!” and says he is so full of
sh*t.
Jee is outside with Ratbert talking about how Jun got HOH and got
to go out of the house and how she got to stay in a hotel. He wonders how come
she is so lucky, and has had too much this week. They can hear Jun announcing
the room is open and Jee says that they should go in there just for a minute
because they have to, as Ratbert kept up his yes man routine. Jun finally gets
into the HOH room and starts looking at the things she got. English Toffee
Cookies (homemade), a tulip, a picture of Bob, and a note saying, “Congrats on
winning HOH and going to the awards and hang in there”, a little penguin which
is from their first date, a CD (which Ratbert grabs and puts on the headphones
to listen to it.) She also got Corona and Ali asks if they can have some. The
tuna melts are burning in the oven and Ali and Erika run to rescue the food. Jee
tells Jun that the girls were so jealous and upset (not him of course) and Jun
says she knows. Jun hears the music coming from the CD and starts to sing, so
FOTH.
Ali and Erika are talking with Jun about how jealous they were
about Jun going, but only because Erika wanted to know every single detail. Ali
says she wasn't jealous because she never did anything like that before. Jun
tells Erika and Ali that as soon as they left the room to rescue the food, Jee
and Ratbert were at her about the girls. Jun says she asked BB about the veto,
but BB told her let the HG's tell her. Ali has already informed her that she has
the POV. Ali asks Jun if she still wants to get rid of Jee first and what Jun
will say at her nomination speech. Jun says that she will say that she is going
to continue where Erika left off. Erika and Ali tell Jun all the stuff Jee and
Ratbert were ranting about while she was away. Ali says, “I choose not to use
the veto on Ratbert.” The girls are laughing and then go back to whispering. Ali
says Ratbert is going crazy and Jun adds that Jee has been such a jacka**. Ali
talks about her conversation with Jee while Jun was gone and how Jee said that
he saved her butt and that he was honest with her. Ali says that she bit back
and said to him, “Oh yeah, keeping Jack would have been a good idea. I would
have then gone up because Jack was after me.” Ali also tells Jun that Jee said
if Jun puts up him and Robert, that Ali should save Jee or Robert, and Jun would
have to put up Erika. That would be a vote to get rid of Erika, then next week
we can get rid of Jun. Ali says that Jee doesn't realize the two people he
wanted to get rid of while he was HOH didn't work out and that Jee was going to
have Ali as the third member of the Dream Team. Ali is going on and on about the
conversation and Erika is just giggling, but not really confirming anything.
Ali finds it extremely funny that Jee put up Erika twice, and twice she
stayed. Ali says that the night before the vote she told Jee, “Every time I came
to talk to you, you had Ratbert with you” and how Ratbert was talking about how
everything was set to vote out Erika. Ali says that Jee told her that they had
already made up their minds about voting Erika out that Ali joined as the third
member after that. Ali says she told him that, “Yes, "you" made up your mind. I
wasn't part of the team at that time.” Ali tells Jun about the food competition
in the desert room. There was a barrier at the door and the room was filled with
balls with food names, like Chucky Cheese, but for big people. Ali goes on to
describe how they were playing in the balls and when they sat down, the balls
came up to their necks. They were throwing balls at Ratbert who was standing by
the wall. Jun has been playing with the penguin and tells Ali and Erika that she
is going to take a nap because she has took Dramamine and it has made her so
drowsy. Erika and Ali leave and Jun rearranges some things on the shelf, and
then goes into the orange room to gather some of her things for the week.
Erika tells Ali to remember, there are still three members of the jury
in this house, whoever they are. Ratbert and Jun are talking and Ratbert is
trying to make it seem ok if she nominates him. Then Jee talks with Jun and
tells her he is not making a deal with Jun, although he keeps proposing he has
her back. Erika has gone outside and is in the hammock talking with Ratbert,
saying that Jack forgot his souvenirs (mostly t-shirts BB gave out in comps.)
Erika explains how the BB1 nomination and voting procedures worked to Ratbert
and he says that he would have liked that, but Erika says it was dull TV.
Ratbert and Erika make a brief mention of Erika's boyfriend while they talk
about BB1 and Ratbert says that it is cool that Erika is in the same house as
BB1. Ratbert assures Erika that he hasn't said anything to anyone, and asks what
her boyfriend’s prize was for second place.
Later on, the girls are
napping while Ratbert tells Jee as they play cards that things are not the same
without Justin. Ali gets up and starts playing cards with Jee; Ratbert goes to
check the HT. When Erika gets up she starts playing cards with Ali, Ratbert and
Jee are talking with Jun about who on the jury would vote for whom. Ali and
Erika talk about how Jee is trying to make them think he isn't a threat by
saying he isn't going to get votes from the jury. Ratbert and Jee are telling
Jun how people on the jury should vote for how someone played the game, not
because they like someone. BB begins to get playful and tells Erika to please
put her microphone higher, thank you. Erika appears confused because the mic is
pretty high on one strap of her tank top, but she puts the mic on the other
strap anyway. Then BB says, "Erika, please put your microphone lower." So Erika
moves the mic down to her cleavage and says, "Testing, testing" as she stares
directly at the cam. BB says thank you and Ali asks why she doesn’t get any
thanks and that she’ll remember that, so BB says, "Alison, thank you" and orders
an outside lockdown and to pull down the outdoor shades. Jun tells the other
girls, “I'm going to get that stupid-assed chink out of here.”
Girls
talking strategy in the LR and say that Jee sealed his fate when he didn't put
up two girls, or use the Veto, last week. Erika says that she wanted to tell
Nate that he had no chance when he was up. They agree that strong guys lose in
BB and ask Ali what her strategy was before coming into the house. Ali tells
them that she wanted to get in the middle and break up alliances. They laugh and
say that they won't have to pack this week and the boys will. Erika says that if
there is any justice in this world one of them will win HOH next week because
Ratbert has no patience, and wonders how he got in here. Erika says he could win
a Coke drinking competition, maybe, and Ali tosses in Cuban history, cigars, and
pathological lying. They are rehashing the end stages of BB3 and how Marcellas
didn't save himself, and then Jason had to break the tie on the live show. They
go on to Dani winning, Amy leaving, the key-holding HOH competition that Lisa
won, and then Jason leaving. All throughout this they throw in some
stooge-bashing. BB announces to the house at large that if they win the half
million dollar prize, they'll never have to eat peanut butter again. One girl
says, "They're just FOTH’ing with us." Erika finds the key to the Desert Room
and opens the door to find the balls from the food competition are still there.
Ali comes in from the HT and says there were people screaming outside.
Ratbert says something happens every Friday. Ratbert goes into the LR and begins
listening to Jee say that he tried to do it, but couldn't. He says that Ratbert
was outnumbered three to one and he shouldn’t feel guilty at all. Jee says that
he had a chance to survive with the veto, but he guessed and didn’t get it. Jee
admits that it was a good guess on Ali’s part and that he’s in Justin's spot now
and is cool, what's going to happen is going to happen. Jee says, “That's it
dude. Let my time come. That's it.” and begins talking about playing solitaire
and from the day they lost HOH this week, solitaire went bad. Jee didn't think
he could have beat her in the competition anyway. Ratbert says that he could
have seen Jee in New York and it p*ssed him off, Jee saying that he would have
said the same thing that Jun said. Ratbert says, "Dream team all the way, mofo!"
Jee wonders if the fans screamed that and believes that during the middle of
this game, the fans were really supporting us because they are the underdogs and
turned it around. Jee says that they were loyal to each other, like brothers,
and they have fans because of that, that's cool. The fans are going to enjoy
that part of the game and if he has fans because of that, cool. If Jun has fans,
we could too.
Jee goes to the WC while Ratbert touches his face and
sniffles. Some of the girls can be seen through the window as they sit in the
hot tub. Jee and Jun are in the WC and Jun is drying her hair. Jun says that Ali
is very cocky, “She's like, you're not going to win.” Jee calls Ali a childish
FOTH’ing sh*t and twisted before returning to the LR to ask Ratbert if he is
falling asleep. Ratbert tells Jee no and Jee says that he’s going to get a
haircut tomorrow and that Ratbert’s eyes are looking better. He thinks that
Ratbert slept on a knuckle or something. Ratbert says that he pulled a Justin
and Jee tells him that he usually sleeps on his back, but here he sleeps on his
side out of consideration for the others. Jee says that he wakes up so thirsty,
he likes to keep a cup of water at his bedside, but doesn’t like getting dust in
there because he’s so anal. Ratbert says, “That's why I use a water bottle.” Jee
says that he throws something on top of the water so the stuff on top is gone,
it’s a habit he learned from his dad. Jun walks into the kitchen and Ratbert
calls over to ask for a massage and Jun says sure. Jee says that he doesn’t
usually get them and he’s not giving Ratbert one because, “That's gay, dude!”
They talk about how Justin would do massages as part of high school wrestling.
Ratbert calls out to Jun in the kitchen asking if she is done. The guys
talk about what exercises to do tomorrow and Ratbert talks with Jun about John
Kelly and the VMA awards. Jee says that it was live and they saw it already, but
they probably play the interviews again. Jun says that a friend probably taped
it for them and Jee says that he only has two people who would tape it for him.
Ratbert talks about a friend who has BB on DVD and nobody who is a friend would
miss them being on the show because they freak out once you’ve been on TV. Jee
says that he has a job where he couldn’t be interrupted by fans and would say,
"Sorry, I can't talk to you." Jee starts talking about New York and how 18th and
Chelsea is a gay district now. Jee and Jun begin talking about redevelopment in
their NYC neighborhoods and Jee says the name is terrible, but the mall is
pretty “phat...high end sh*t.” Ratbert talks about how he loves the graveyard
shift and Jee asks him if he works the weekend too. Ratbert says that he has ten
to twenty tables of people he knows every night and can't think of a better
business. He tells them that he has people kissing and hugging him. Ratbert says
that if you don't like that, he doesn’t know, everybody goes to eat when they
are having fun and actors say to him, “Ratbert, I know you're oversold, but I
need to get a table.”
Jun starts talking about the limo drivers she saw
while in NYC, and the drivers talking about what celebrities they were taking.
Jun’s driver wasn’t allowed to say who he was driving and the other drivers
thought he was taking a huge FOTH’ing star. Ratbert tells Jun that is cool and
really funny. Jun says that some old Korean couple recognized her in the airport
on the way back and that Kelly Clarkson was noticeably booed at the MTV show,
but Jun got some cheers on her way up. Jun tells them that everybody has fans,
but most are fans of the show, they love everyone. She thinks that local fans
will like certain BB players more than others and her NYC fans will be different
than Jee's, because he's her ex. Ratbert tells her that’s cool and he loves
hearing it, Jee adding that she will never forget it. Jun tells them that only
her wedding will be more memorable. Jee says that he will be one of the BB
players who will quickly be forgotten and Jun says that she feels like she has
won already because of the trip and how the others were excited first, then
jealous. Ratbert describes to Jun what parts of the show they got to see in the
BB house and Jun tells them that after her interview, she was literally buzzing
and can’t remember what she said, just that she talked too long. Ratbert tells
her that he didn't notice that and he expected her to throw a baby voice or be a
FOTH’ing a**hole, but wasn’t. He says that she was great and he’s never seen her
so happy, she looked like a twin sister that wasn’t even her. Ratbert tells her
that it was fun to see and that nobody can ever take away the one night you were
a superstar. That's better than this whole experience because even if she gets
the first prize, she couldn’t get into the VMA because money can’t buy that.
Ratbert says that it feels like a part of him went and goes on to speculate that
they’re getting something good tomorrow and Erika has come in and says that she
thinks it may be laundry. They start teasing Jun about her jet setting to NY and
she tells them, “It’s so tiring.” Jun says that she was asked how the other HG
would feel and she answered that the girls would hate her.
Everyone is
together now and they’re talking about everything that has happened and the food
from the competition. Ratbert thinks they're being messed with and that the
eyeballs are in there somewhere because the lutefisk was, and that at least this
week has gone fast with everything happening. Ali goes into the WC and Jee says
that he’s a bit drunk, and then we get FOTH. When the feeds come back a few
minutes later, Jee is sitting in the WC, brushing his teeth. Jun is there and is
talking about the nominations, Ali yelling that it’s 1:00am, and Erika wondering
how it got so late. Jun goes off with the girls and they’re talking about Jee,
Jun saying that, "He knows me better. He can't say sh*t. He's asking me things."
All the girls are giggling again and Erika says that the boys are so stupid. Ali
tells Jun that she has prepared her POV speech and Jun will sh*t her pants, and
Ali will have to do it again because she will be laughing so hard. Jun tells
them that it’s Sunday and not tomorrow. They say that Ratbert’s going to die
next week and Jun tells them that they won’t leave him alone. She jokes about
having him do the pool, the spa, and the windows. They wonder if the toilet seat
cover is back on and check to find that it is. One of the boys is singing as
they both walk in and we get FOTH. We return and Ratbert is asking Erika if Jack
left her some crusty shorts and Erika shrieks. Jee and Ratbert move off to their
beds and Jee says that he thinks BB dims the lights more now than in the
beginning. Everyone is very tired and quickly falls asleep, leaving the house
dark and quiet.
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