By: Stashiu3
Monday morning begins with Jack and Jun being the first
hamsters awake, as usual. Jun begins fixing something to at and Jack walks
through the kitchen and they decide to pull the inside shades down because it is
so sunny. They walk out to the patio and Jun is telling Jack about Bob, that
he's trying to lose weight and has gone from 200 pounds to 190 pounds. Jack asks
if Bob works out and they talk about how much it costs to join a gym. Jun says
Bob pays $90.00 per month and Jack pays $70.00 for the whole family. Jack tells
her that churches own most of the gyms in Alabama and Jun says she'll probably
join a gym when she gets out. They talk about Amanda's picture being gone and
Jack thinks that maybe BB is giving them something to talk about, but Jun thinks
that if they broke it (while dusting, etc.), it wouldn't take them that long to
fix it and put it back. They finish talking and Jun goes to lie in her bed, then
on the LR couch, Ratbert up and checking out his face in a hand mirror. BB calls
Jun into the Dr and on her way, she picks up the watering can and takes it into
the DR with her.
Ratbert has gone outside to talk with Jack in the BY.
They wonder if BB is letting them sleep late because they feel sorry for him.
Jun comes out of the DR and is lying out in the BY while Jack and Ratbert take
care of the pool, adding water and chlorine. BB gives the HG their wakeup call.
Ali and Ratbert do a high-five in the WC and say one more day until the next
vote and they anticipate the next HOH competition. Ali brushes her teeth once
Ratbert leaves and returns with Jee. Ali, Ratbert, and Jee begin talking about
how and when they fell asleep, yelling out to Erika to ask if it is hot outside
and she tells them yes. Erika has gone into the WC sitting area and Jack walks
through the house, returning to sit down with Erika, Jun is sleeping on the
patio lounge while Ali sips coffee nearby <ed. note: I thought she told Jack
she doesn't drink coffee? Jee and Ratbert are talking about working out
later after lunch when Jee asks Jun something and doesn't get an answer. Jee and
Ratbert talk in the BY, pumping each other up for the game, and Jun tells them
that she is not hungry anymore, her stomach feels empty. She jokes about being
interviewed by Julie and saying that after Jee won everything, it made her hot
for him.
Jun moves into the WC with Ali and complains that Erika makes
her feel fat. BB calls for an outside lockdown and Jee asks for how long, but
doesn't appear to get an answer. Ratbert speculates that they are putting
Amanda's picture back while sitting at the outside table with Jack, Jee, and
Erika. Ali has gone into the pool and Jun is lying out getting some sun. When
the lockdown is finished, Amanda's picture is still gone and now one of the
stools in the bathroom is missing as well. Ali is now in the HOH room listening
to music when Ratbert comes in and tells her not to give Erika and Jack any
indication of how the vote will go and say that they'll find out Wednesday. Ali
tells him that she can handle that and Ratbert goes back outside where Jee,
Erika, and Jack are playing cards, then back inside to read his letters from
home again. Jun goes to get something to drink and doesn't notice that one of
the yellow chairs is also missing, there are now only seven instead of eight.
Jee and Ratbert are on the patio discussing how they can't wait for next
HOH competition because it is crucial. Ratbert wants Jun out and says that he
will tell her all the mean things he is thinking when he sees her at the wrap
party. Jee says that the stooges have played the game, everyone on the outside
respects them and no one can take that away from them. Ratbert agrees and talks
about how they never let Jack or anyone come between them. They look forward to
seeing Justin again and didn't really get to know the early evictees, like
Amanda. Jee says that seven weeks seems like a year and they have been like
roommates or brothers. Jee tells Ratbert that trust and communication were big
factors that helped them stick through the good times and the bad times. At the
start, the whole house was against the three stooges and Ratbert says, "That's
right, it was week two." Jee takes credit for screwing up the whole game plan
when he won HOH the second week because the O8 tried to pressure him into going
against Dana. Ratbert says they would have been screwed and Jee tells him they
needed the power of numbers and grabbed Dana and Jun even though the odds were
against them.
Jee is now talking with Ratbert and Jun about marriage, Jun
says that Jee is going to break Carmen's heart. Jee asks how, he is a really
good guy, in what way would he break Carmen's heart? Jun tells him that Carmen
wants to get married now and Jee has this "Let's be cool" attitude. Jee explains
that he sees a future for them and when he is ready, they will get married. He
says that Carmen doesn't nag him and it's been a pretty good three years. Jee
wants there to be more good times at the beginning of the marriage than bad
times. Jun asks him where they would settle down and Jee tells her in New York,
or maybe Pennsylvania, depending on work. Jack calls over for them to, "remember
guys, you only get married twice!" Jun says yeah, you should try to marry only
once, but you should be able to give yourself a second chance. Jun then moves
over by Jack to put something on his back. When she comes back, Jun talks with
Jee about his comments to Ali getting fat and that he shouldn't make them. She
cautions Jee about talking about a girl's appearance instead of the stuff she
does because she can't do anything about her appearance. BB calls Jee to the SR
to get today's McDonald's and Ratbert rushes to get the door open. Once they get
the food, Ratbert begins eating so fast that Ali and Jee both tell him to slow
down since he has plenty of time.
Ali and Erika were talking in the LR
before the food cam and Ali was assuring Erika that Jack was going to be voted
out. Erika seemed pleased and was smiling, even though she was sorry for Jack,
that she would apparently be staying. Ali and Erika began to discuss who would
go next. Ali said that she'd be glad to avoid HOH if Erika will promise not to
use her as a pawn. Erika told her that she would never do that to her 'little
girl', and that Ali would be safe if Erika got it. Right now is sounds like the
plan is to get rid of Ratbert, then Jee, and making the girls the final 3 if all
goes well. Even if Ratbert gets HOH, they hope to get POV and keep the girls
alliance alive. Ali and Erika also agreed that if the girls were the final 3,
they would get rid of Jun. Soon after this conversation, Jack tells Erika, "If
the stars were aligned, I'd be the one out of here, there's no way you should
have to get kicked out for my downfall." Erika tells Jack that she doesn't think
they are keeping her. Jack tells her that at this time tomorrow, Ali will be
telling her about the vote and Erika says that she wouldn't even ask. Jack is
still disappointed about the HOH competition and his poor roll, saying that he
regrets choking. Erika offers some of her soup to Jack because she says it is
much better than the sandwiches. She begins singing her made-up song again and
again, "This is my song, that I made up. This is my song, and ya can't make me
shut up!" <ed. note: LOL!> Jack jokingly asks Erika if she thinks they
could all fit in the shower together, Erika replying in a funny voice, "Nooooo
Jack, we cannot all fit in the shower together." Jack continues to joke around
and says that he just meant "me and you and Ali and Jun, I was excluding
them."
Things continue to disappear as Jee and Ratbert realize the stool
and the X is missing and tell Ali about it in the HoH room. Everyone says not to
tell anyone else and they all try to figure out everything that is missing so
far. They mention the clock, the shell, the WC stool, a dining room chair, and
Amanda's picture. Jee tells Ratbert that he hasn't seen anyone else looking
around for missing items, so they have an advantage. After Ali leaves the
stooges, she goes over to Erika and Jun and talks about the missing items. Ali
tells them not to tell the boys, the boys told her. BB calls for another outside
lockdown and Ali talks to Erika in the hammock together about the marbles in a
little yellow bowl being gone as well, adding that she didn't tell the boys. Ali
asks if there is anything missing outside and Erika says no. Jun comes over and
Ali says, "Hot Asian chick." Ali and Erika begin talking about when they get out
who they will call first and Erika says, "Momma." Ali then asks her if she'd
call anyone else and Erika says she would call the guy she is dating if she
could remember his number. Ali says she can't remember too many numbers, but
she's afraid to call Donnie because he's probably fallen out of love with her
and in love with someone else. Erika tells Ali not to be crazy and everything
stays pretty quiet until BB announces the lockdown is over. Erika, Jun, and Ali
go back in and start checking out the house. Jun says that her ex-boyfriend is
on a power-trip, on power that he doesn't have. She begins mocking Jee saying,
"Shoulda done this, shoulda done that." Erika tells Jun that Jee says he will
probably keep Erika because they think I'm weak from PB&J. Erika mentions
that she thinks the other girls are making her get her period.
Ratbert
and Jee come in and the stooges and Jun are now in the LR. They tell her she
only slept for an hour earlier and she says that she had wanted to kill three
hours. Rat tells Jun that she will love her McDonald's adding, "You think you
had fun staring at my mouth?" Ratbert asks Jun what she normally does on Fridays
and Jun tells him she gets off work about 6 or 7, has a drink, and then goes
home. She doesn't cook too much because she's alone, so she meets one or two
friends for dinner, and then at 11 they go clubbing together. Jun tells him that
she has two groups of friends with 5 or 6 girls in each group and never mixes
the groups. Her friends have many different personality types, and she doesn't
get along well with Indian girls because they're either too rich or too
Americanized to the point where they have huge egos. On Saturday, she usually
has a nice dinner at her parents, then maybe goes clubbing again, with Sunday
being brunch at the trendiest places before going out again if she can. Ratbert
asks if Jun has any girls for him and she tells him about one of her family that
is 33 or 34, and has never been married because she was raised a rich kid and
she's nice looking, but can't get married because of her attitude. The girl
probably would like to marry a Korean guy because her parents are strict, but
that Korean guys that age usually haven't gone to college and work in a store or
something. Jun begins talking about another Korean girlfriend who doesn't like
to date Korean men because they tend to work in Korean restaurants. She tells
them about some guy whose parents tried to make him get engaged, so he took 9
years to graduate college. Ratbert asks if Jun's parents care if she dates a
white boy and Jun tells him that they just want her to be happy. Her dad knows a
lot of Korean guys are very traditional, and what's the point of being
disappointed five years down the line. Jun says that she is not a sellout and
embraces her Korean culture, but she doesn't go around waving a Korean flag
either. Ratbert says that he's noticed it always works - a Cuban man and an
American woman... not Cuban woman and a white man...not Cuban/Cuban, and wonders
why.
Jun tells Jee that he couldn't marry a Korean girl because they're
too picky and too harsh, but Jee doesn't think he would have a problem. Jun
tells him that she would want to know what you ate for breakfast and look down
on him. A lot of Korean families wouldn't understand about things that Jee
couldn't control. She tells him that they'd like you to have both parents, with
honorable jobs, and educated brothers and sisters. Jun recalls a story about a
Korean mom asking for a resume from a kid's date and says that she can't deal
with that, and it should just be between her and her man because it's not a
business arrangement, it's for love. Ratbert goes to the WC and Jun tells Jee
that our kids (Korean culture) have to grow up and it will take another
generation, maybe sixty years, "Our kid's kids." Jun goes to take a shower and
Jee notices the marbles are missing and tells Ali and Ratbert, then the feeds
show a close-up of the duck just before BB announces another lockdown. As they
leave to go outside, Ali tells Jun that she thinks there is a new lamp on the
wall. Ratbert speculates that they're probably fixing a camera inside that was
stuck earlier. Jack and Erika are playing cards while Jun and Ali talk about
previous HG and fan webpages. Jun tells BB that she has cramps and to let her
in. Once the lockdown is over, Jun heads back to the WC because she hadn't
finished her shower and Ratbert notices a barstool is missing. Ratbert also
claims that a mirror by the door to the BY is missing, but there was never one
there.
Jack and Erika have stayed outside while Jee, Ratbert, and Ali are
checking to see what's missing. As they spread out, Ali wonders what BB is doing
to them and mentions the "X", the marbles, and the glass. Ali and Ratbert go
back and forth about keeping Jack or Erika and Jee joins in with them. Jee and
Ratbert end up saying that Erika should go this week and they promise to get
Jack out next week. Ali and the stooges then go back to talking about missing
items, wondering if there are more. As foreshadowed, the rubber duck is no
longer by the tub, but only Ali has noticed so far. Ali goes to check on her
room and takes the opportunity to update Jun on missing items, including the
duck, and telling her not to tell the boys. Ali then goes into the kitchen and
starts eating with Ratbert, followed by them talking in the WC and Ratbert
asking Ali if she thinks this is all about the next HoH competition. She tells
him 100% nothing else it can be and that tomorrow is the eviction vote. Ratbert
leaves and Ali sits alone, thinking to herself before getting into the bathtub.
Jun comes in and Ali tells her about Ratbert not thinking Erika is after him,
and how p*ssed they'll be with both Jun and Ali after the vote. Ali wants to
know if she can trust Jun.
Jee comes out of a long DR session and says
that everyone will be called in. Ratbert gets Jee alone in the HoH room and says
that Ali is a lying b*tch and he doesn't trust her. Ratbert wants to get HoH and
the veto so he can get her out. Ratbert also wants Jee to ask Jun to vote out
Erika as a personal favor to Jee. Jee says that he has already thought about it
and Jun will vote to evict Erika out since Jun and Jack have been getting
closer, possibly forming an alliance. Jee says that Jun wants Jack to be her
alliance partner and he will talk to Jun tomorrow, adding that if they give Ali
a reason to turn on them, she will. Ratbert tells Jee that he made up the stuff
about Erika not putting him out and she will in a minute. Ratbert swears to God
that Jack hasn't thrown any competitions and Ratbert doesn't trust Erika or Ali.
They call Ali a wildcard and Ratbert says that it's a day before nominations and
she want to FOTH'ing wants to change her mind. Ratbert tells Jee that Justin had
talked about it with Ratbert, because Jee wasn't there. Jee tells Ratbert that
he has to get HoH and they continue to talk strategy and order of eviction. They
hear the people outside talking game and Jee can't believe just Ali did that.
Jee says that he'll tell her that we trust her to make the right decision
tomorrow. Jee wants to make the point, and not even threaten her. Jee also wants
to try and secure the vote with Jun, since Alison can be talking about the vote
with Jun. Jee wonders if they could be thinking about the three girls being
against them and that's what he's worried about. They say that if Erika stays
in, it's going to be another battle for them to fight. Ratbert will try and talk
with Erika if she stays in because he doesn't want to take on the three girls.
Ratbert says that if they tell Erika now, she'll try and win over Ali's vote,
Jee pointing out that Jun has already left them once. Ratbert goes to Ali and
returns to tell Jee that Ali is going to vote their way.
Ali gets called
to the SR after BB instructed her to put on her mic and she told them that it
had toilet-juice on it. When Ali gets back she tells the girls that, "They're
like, make sure you don't tell...It's everything in the common areas." Ali says
she was waiting for the brown vase to be missing and Jun tells them that all the
plates and mugs are all there. Ali says to keep those towels there, so that they
don't notice the duck's missing. Erika tells Ali that it's good they don't think
you're hiding anything from them. Jun and Ali talk about how Jack is not
FOTH'ing staying and Jun mocks his FBI training by laughing, "The couch is
missing!" Ali says that unless the HoH competition is about Cuban art history,
they won't win it. She recalls that Dana wigged out on everyone because it was
four against three. Ali speculates that Jack had a deal with the guys for some
time and he's been throwing comps. Erika notes that he was doing so good when he
was practicing with the ball. Ali says that she doesn't trust him and Ali is
flat out telling Jack that I'm not voting to keep you in. Erika tells the other
girls that they have her thinking back now and Jun says that she is the only
loser who hasn't gotten sh*t from home. She says that she hates Jee and what the
FOTH is he still doing here? Talk turns to getting the stooges out next and
Erika wants Ratbert out first because she thinks he is smarter. Ali is sick of
hearing him talk about his daughter and Ali feels bad for her. She says that
Ratbert lies all the time about things that don't matter, and that's the
problem. Ali wonders why he would lie to her about Dana's FOTH'ing degree and
Erika tell Ali that Ratbert is feeding her with gossip to make her trust him.
Ali says that Ratbert doesn't care about anyone but himself and Erika adds that
his family is not poor by any means. Ali talks about how he gets a $2000
allowance from his dad and she believes that Ratbert is happy about Jee is
making an ass of himself since it makes Ratbert less of a target. Erika is
saying that she really wants Ratbert out, but he is not a clutch player, just a
talker, and it might be strategically better to keep him. Ali asks about what
they should do if Ratbert is out on the first question, and they agree to fight
it out so at least one of them has it. Ali gives her word that she won't put the
girls up and they anticipate seeing the boy's faces. Erika speculates that
Ratbert is going to throw it because he thinks they're targeting Jee. Jun laughs
and says that's how cocky Ratbert is. Ali talks about how quickly Ratbert left
the cage and Erika wants to confirm that they will surprise the boys.
Ali says that she tried to turn Ratbert against Jee so they need to
surprise Jee more than Ratbert, but Erika says that is too risky because they
will talk. Jun says that they're best move would have been to put Erika up
against Jun to get one girl out. Erika muses that it was stupid of them to think
she would piss off Ali and end up getting voted out. Jun says that in the DR she
called Jee a dumba** and should have used the veto, she's embarrassed to be his
ex. Ali tells them that Jack never did them a favor and is a FOTH'ing moron
because he was conniving against her, instead of asking for her vote. Erika says
that Jee looks worried and Ali says they will reassure him. Erika speculates
that the missing items may be for a luxury comp, or America's choice, and Jun
adds, "Food competition" They talk about how the rules might go and if any more
unexpected stuff will happen. Jun says that Julie will definitely ask about Jee
clean-sweeping everything and she's going to joke that she wants to get back
with Jee. Erika asks them both about why the stooges would tell them about Jack
trying to get them to use the veto and Jun covers up their earlier lie by
telling Erika that the stooges are just stupid and trying to plan many steps
ahead. Jun is sure their tactics would have worked on the other girls in the
house, but not them. The girls talk about eviction day and the surprise again
and the advantage they will have. Ali and Jun are trashing most of the people
who have already been evicted and Erika tells them that she and Justin had a
heart-to-heart before he left. Jun and Ali switch to trashing the stooges for a
while and then Ali says that she is hungry. Erika tells Ali and Jun that they
should hide stuff and Jun wonders if BB would let them do that. Ali says that it
should be after the next lockdown and Erika says to keep it to 2 things and then
tell the boys. They laugh and say that BB could take it on their own or announce
something like, "Jun, put back the vase," which would suck.
Jack and the
stooges are working out in the BY and the girls are now in the WC and going to
work on Erika's nails. Jee says to Ratbert in the BY, "Think about it, one of us
is gonna win a half a million dollars!" The girls are now quiet and trying to
listen in on what the stooges are talking about. When they find Jun's nail kit,
they move into the LR to paint Erika's nails. There is a lot of girl-talk and
light-hearted bonding and Ali says that, "We wear the FOTH'ing pants right now,
how da ya like them apples?" Erika and Ali call the stooges Dumb&Dumber and
Cheech&Chong. Ali brings up Dana and calls her a stupid FOTH'ing ghetto
b*tch with the gap in her tooth, remembering that Erika was laughing at them.
Erika says that she was laughing because Ali was so mad and Ali said that Dana
is paying for it now, look at where she is. Ali says they will die when they get
out and see her DR conversations, telling Erika and Jun she told the DR before
it happened that Nate was going to win the veto, get her off, and then she would
get HoH. They start talking about the missing items and what order they
disappeared in, Erika mentioning that she would rather see Jee get the money
than Ratbert and Jun saying that she is tired of Jee riding on her coattails.
Ali begins talking as if she were mentally handicapped and says, "I wan ta beon
da Dreem Teem!", repeating it after the others laugh.
Erika, Jun, and Ali
go into the BY only to have Ali and Jun start screaming at some grasshopper they
find. Ali says that she hates most of the books she reads and she just started
reading. Erika tells her that 'Catcher in the Rye' is a good book. Ali smells
smoke of some kind and Ratbert says that Justin is just two doors down. Jee is
in the HoH room making two large ham and roast beef sandwiches. Then FOTH
followed by BB saying that there is another outside lockdown. Ratbert tells Jee
that he has to promise that when the Korean chicks start coming after him, Jee
has to send them Ratbert's way, once Jee has approved them of course. Jee tells
Ratbert again that his girl is incredible and if he had married Jun, his life
would be over. Ratbert thinks it's 'gay' that there will be fan websites about
them and online chats. When the lockdown is over, Jack goes inside to change for
the HT and Erika asks Ali what is missing. Ali tells her they just fixed the SR
room door and that she and Jun looked everywhere. Erika says that Jack hasn't
said anything about missing items and they laugh about him not seeing anything
missing. Ali says to tell her if Jack ever catches on about the items because if
he does, the boys probably told him and that will be a big clue that Jack and
the boys have an alliance. Erika tells Ali it doesn't matter because she thinks
they do anyway. Erika and Ali think Jack and Jee have probably had a secret
alliance since week 2, or week 3 at the latest. They talk about Jack and Jun
having a secret alliance as well and Jack purposely acting like the bumbling old
man in the house. Erika says that even if Jun and Jack have a secret alliance,
she thinks Jun will still vote to evict Jack because she's sure Jun doesn't
trust Jack as much. Ali whispers, "The boys are going down... the boys are going
down." Jack comes out and Ali joins him in the HT. Jack is going on and on about
Jun and his conversation about Ali just now in the bathroom. He also talks about
Ali getting worried and voting with the boys. All Erika adds to the conversation
is a couple "uh-huhs," and at the end, "I guess we'll see on Wednesday." Then
she goes inside without another word.
Ali in HoH with the stooges and
keeps pushing them for Jack to leave, but they refuse and Ali says she'll vote
with them, they are the only two people she likes in the house and she hates
everyone else. The stooges bring Jun in and Jee asks her several times how she
is going to vote, Jun saying that she will vote with the house. Ratbert says
that Erika being evicted will be a surprise and he wants it to be another
"Michelle Moment". After the girls leave HoH, Jee says he doesn't care who is
evicted and if Erika stays, he'll make up stories and split up the house.
Ratbert finally notices that if Jack is evicted, it will be the girls against
him for HoH, and starts to worry. They both start to work on Ali again and try
to convince her that staying with them is best. Jee tells her that Jack offered
to get rid of the floaters and wants to salvage his team. Jee tells Ali that he
is the biggest target now and he knows it, she is safe, and that the others will
try to break them up. They keep giving her reasons to vote Erika out and she
agrees, then talks again about why Jack should go. They talk about Jack possibly
having an alliance with Jun and then Jun walks into the HoH room saying she
doesn't want to go in the HT. Ali tells Jun they were just talking about
tomorrow and asks Jun again how she will vote. Jun asks how they want her to
vote and Jee tells her not to be like that, it's majority vote, Erika. It gets a
little tense and then Jun asks if she's not allowed to question things as Ali
says that she's about to cry. Things calm down as they do some Jack-bashing and
then Ali leaves the HoH room. Jun asks if Ali was in all this time and Ratbert
says that Ali is just freaking out. Jee and Ratbert try to smooth over not
telling Jun any of this before, but after she leaves, Ratbert tells Jee they are
in deep sh*t and really need Ali's vote. They agree that they may be screwed and
Jee tries to pump Ratbert up saying, "Stop thinking about numbers. You better
FOTH'ing do it."
Jun and Jee begin talking in the HoH room and Jun told
him that Jack is leaving, then Ratbert will be gone next week by all three
girls. She explains that this is all in Jee's best interest and Jee appears to
be going along with this. This is a long conversation that boils down to Jee
wanting to make sure he is safe and can't be blamed for Ratbert's demise and Jun
telling him not to worry and shut the FOTH up. Jee goes outside to play cards
with Ratbert and is asked about what Jun just said to Jee. All Jee tells Ratbert
is that he is really worried right now and Ratbert turns to talking with Ali
about exercises. Erika and Jun talk in the hallway about who told what and when
they told it. Ratbert and Jee move back into HoH after seeing Jun and Ali
talking and decide to expect the worst. Ali and Jun were talking about some of
the BB staff that think it will be them in the finals. Ratbert says that if
Erika stays, there is no way he can win, but if he wins HoH he will put up Ali
and Jun. They go back and forth, increasing the number of FOTH's in their
conversation until they have pretty much decided that they are tired of the game
and go brush their teeth.
The girls are horsing around and talking about
Ratbert and Jee in the HoH room, probably playing with themselves, and even Jack
chuckles at their comments. The girls are really giddy and bashing the stooges,
Ali asking where Ratbert went and Jun saying he went to wash his hands. Ali then
said that Ratbert's mouth was full, and Jun quips, "What, he doesn't swallow?"
Everybody finally gets to bed for the night and soon all are quietly
sleeping.
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