By: Stashiu3
Tuesday begins with Erika up first and wandering around the WC
and the kitchen, then going back to bed. Jack get up and puts his sandals on in
the LR, then moves into the kitchen. Jack makes coffee, takes a shower, and gets
dressed before anyone else is awake. Jun gets up as Jack finishes up in the WC,
then Erika is up again and meets with Jack in the BY where they decide that they
can get rid of the ashtrays. BB tells Jee in a stern way that it is time to get
up for the day. Around the feeds we now see Jack, Jun, and Erika at the table,
while Ali is in the WC with Jee who is brushing his teeth. Ali goes into the
kitchen and Jun jokes that there won’t be a vote today… then tells Ratbert that
she was kidding and they won’t know until after they tape their goodbye
speeches. Then, BB tells the hamsters that there really is no voting today
because they will be doing it live tomorrow.
Jee and Ratbert go into the
HOH room and Jee begins shaving and tells Ratbert that it looks like Jack is
going, but not to say anything. Ratbert and Jee leave the HOH room and Jee goes
out to Jun and tells her that Ratbert doesn’t trust Ali. Jee asks Jun if she
talked with Ali and Jun tells him that she tried. Jee tells her that Ratbert
doesn’t trust any girl. BB tells Jun to put her mic on and Jee tells her that as
much as he likes Ratbert, he would rather take Jun or Ali to the finals. Ratbert
comes in from outside as Jun is putting on sunscreen to prepare for going
outside. Jee tells Ratbert that he hasn’t heard anything about voting live, but
since nobody has been called into the DR, he assumes it is true. Jee tells
Ratbert that Erika may be staying and that he shouldn’t worry about it because
it really doesn’t matter. Jee begins walking through the house again to review
what items are missing. Jee goes outside with the others and begins talking
about his birthday coming up soon. He wonders what he’ll be doing 4 years from
now, when he’s 28. Jun tells him that he’ll be in jail and Jee begs to differ.
Jun tells him, “Jail of marriage.” and everyone laughs.
Jee goes over to
Ali and asks if anyone knows that she is with the stooges and Ali tells him she
doesn’t know because she hasn’t asked. Jee asks her why she would ask and Ali
tells him that she doesn’t know, but that nobody has said anything. Ali tells
Ratbert and Jee that Jun said she’s voting Erika out and asked if they should
give her anything. Ali tells them that BB didn’t say anything about the vote
being live, but they were just saying that to FOTH with Ratbert. They all figure
that since there will only be 3 votes, it makes sense for it to be live. Ratbert
says that Jun has no idea that anything is missing because yesterday she said,
“You think they’d fix that stool.” Ali goes to the DR to ask about the voting
and BB doesn’t let her in. When she leaves, Jee tells Ratbert that he just can’t
trust Ali. Ratbert responds to Jee, “If you were her, would you be with the two
of us, or with that piece of sh*t?” Now, everyone is outside except for Jee who
is playing solitaire and thinking. Everyone begins relaxing in their own way,
Jee lying on the sofa, Erika in the BR sleeping, Jun in HOH listening to a CD,
Ratbert in the pool, Ali sunning herself in the BY, and Jack sitting outside.
After a while the stooges and Ali are outside saying that jail is better
than the BB house because they would at least get food and visitors. Ali joins
Jun in the lawn chairs and say that it’s better that the voting is live because
they can give their reasons for voting out Jack. Jun wonders if they will even
ask questions when they vote because of the live show. Ali jokes around in the
BB voice that the girls are going to FOTH’ing clean house and Jun says that Jon
gave them a way that they give excuses to the guys so they won’t be pi**ed. Jun
tells Ali that Ratbert is so mad and Ali agrees with her saying that Jack is
too. BB tells the HG’s that there is an outside lockdown and to pull the shades.
Ali and Erika decide to try to make up another song and Erika begins "I'm
getting in the pool, around here" to the tune of “This is my song", made up by
Erika earlier. Ali laughs and says, "No, it’s got to be different… everything
can't end with 'around here'" and she suggests doing something about BB. Erika
sings "BB", then has a long pause, and repeats "BB", but can’t think of anything
more. Then Ali starts singing, "Erika's got no butt!" and Erika mumbles
something in response. Ali asks what Erika said and tells her, "Well, you're the
one who said it before." Erika tells Ali that she doesn’t have to rub it in. Ali
tells her she’s sorry and that since she has a big butt, Erika can have some of
hers and they will be even.
The lockdown finishes and we see everyone in
the WC and Erika is cleaning the sink while Jee is getting ready to wash the
floor. The rest of the hamsters are watching Jee and Erika clean and Jun starts
talking about her upcoming McDonald’s meal saying, “I’m going to start licking
the storage room door. I know you’re in there… come out!” Jee starts cleaning
the shower and Jun tells Ali that the HOH competition can’t be endurance because
they haven’t eaten anything all week. Jun tells Jee that she can smell the food
and to stop cleaning since she can’t eat without him because she is his guest.
Jee continues to clean the shower and Jun says, “Oh my God, Jee Choe to the SR!”
Jee and Jun go into the SR for the food and whisper together, Jun finishing
with, “I think it’s ok.” Ratbert is convinced the evicted HG are just down the
block because Hawaii is a 5-hour flight from there. Jun and Jee begin eating
their McDonald’s while Ratbert and Ali sit and watch them. Erika and Jack are
outside playing cards and one of the feeds focuses on a glass bowl. Ratbert says
that he has a good FOTH’ing life and he is not stressed here. Jun says that it
took 5 months for her and Bob to call each other boyfriend and girlfriend, then
2 more months for them to say “I love you” to each other. Jee tells her that is
good, it’s respectable. Jun mockingly says that, “Yeah, proper time limit, white
man’s rule.” Jun is finishing up her meal and says that she feels pregnant but
she doesn’t know who the father is, Immaculate Conception maybe. Jack has just
come in and says that Jun will have the first little Korean baby to eat grits,
and then everyone begins laughing. Ali asks Jun if she ate all her food and Jun
tells her no, just the fish off the sandwich, not the bread, half of the egg
sandwich, not the top, all the chicken nuggets, and the chicken off the
sandwich. (ed. Note: LOL!!) Ali says, "Then you had a lot of food?" but Jun
doesn't want to admit it and says, "Well… nooo." and Ali adds, "Well, you had a
lot of meat?" and Jun agrees.
Jun says that, "Jee is going to fight for
his life, so we should get him before Ratbert, I don't want him in here and
sliding by to the end." The girls all agree that Ratbert hates all women, but he
is easier to trick than Jee would be. Ali says, "Yeah, Jack goes this week, and
then Jee next week, then Ratbert is so easy to trick that we'll just make up
something.... tell him he safe and sh*t. We can make up a fight and tell him
we're after someone else so he won't even try to win HOH, and then he's gone."
and they all laugh at this. Jun begins playing cards with Jack and Jee, joking
about all the things she will say to people when they leave, “Jack, you tell too
many sex jokes and I know I laugh at some of them, but you tell too many and
that needs to stop.” Right after this, they get an outside lockdown warning and
then FOTH. During the lockdown, everyone is playing UNO except Ratbert who is
lying in the hammock. When Jee starts to leave the game, Jun tells him not to
leave because she doesn’t want to play without him. Everyone is looking at Ali’s
cantaloupe bush and how well it is growing, and then the lockdown is over.
Ratbert and Ali go into the HT, but Ratbert soon leave and meets Jee in
the HOH room where they begin talking about the missing items. The stooges think
that everyone knows now what’s going on. Erika begins packing as she chats with
Ali; while Ratbert is making a soup that Jee tastes for him and yelled. Jee then
walks around trying to see what else is gone in the house and notices that the
fish are gone from the plasma screen. Jee and Ratbert move into the BY where Jee
begins working out with Jack while Ratbert watches. Jee says his calves are sore
as he spots for Jack, then it’s Jee’s turn to lift. Jun is out back with them
and is jumping rope while Ratbert picks his nose. Erika is still inside after
packing and curses Jee under her breath as she makes a PB&J sandwich, and
goes into the BY to tell Jun that she hates her ex. Jun moves inside and begins
working out with Ali in the LR.
After all the workouts are done, Ali,
Ratbert, and Jee go into the HOH room where Ali asks the stooges if she can vote
to evict Jack because Jun is going to vote out Erika. They don’t believe Jun
will vote out Erika and tell Ali that it’s a bad idea. Ali tells them that she
would never lie to them and Jee asks what if Erika stays? Ali again says that
Jun is voting to evict Erika and Jee tells Ali that he doesn’t really trust Jun
and they need to vote as a team. Ratbert and Jee say that they’re relying on her
and the three of them will do it. Ali says that Jun has lied to her a million
times and Jee informs Ali that Jun is talking sh*t behind her back. Ali says
that she is feeling pressure on her vote and doesn’t want to vote that way. Jee
says that they’ll do this as a team and Ali will be sending a message with her
vote. They warn her that Jun is basically giving her lies and has jumped three
times already. Ratbert tells Ali that she won’t be voting for Jack to stay, but
for Erika to go. Ali again says that it’s stupid for her to vote for Jack to
stay and Ratbert says that Erika has told him a million times that she wants Ali
out. The stooges tell Ali that Jack approached them with a deal but Ali doesn’t
buy that. Jee tells her that she needs to think about who has been honest with
her, and who hasn’t. Jee says that when he promised to keep Ali safe, he did.
They’re not worried about Jun, but if Jack stays he will put the stooges up.
Ali says that everyone would rather face her in the finals because she
is hated. Jee asks her who has played the game the best and it’s now about
competitions. They promise her their votes over anyone else and if they’re taken
out, she’ll get their jury votes as well. Ratbert tells Ali that she’ll get what
she wants next week anyway and Jee adds that he could have gone after the
floaters by putting up her and Jun. Jee says that he’s done enough to prove they
will stay loyal to her and Ali pledges her loyalty to them as well. Jee says
that he could have taken Jack’s deal, but didn’t take anything. Ali tells them
she doesn’t want them to worry about this and wouldn’t want them surprised if
she changes her mind tomorrow. Jee says that if she does, it will seem as if
she’s going against the stooges. He says that is not a threat, but if she goes
with them, he doesn’t know. Ali tells them that she has not been approached by
Jun at all and thinks Jun said she’s going after Erika because she whines and is
sneaky. Ali says that she doesn’t want to go up to Jun and start asking about
Jack, or go up to Jack either. She tells them that she is 90% sure that she’ll
vote to evict Erika and Jee says again that if she goes against them, he has
given her his word. Ratbert tells Ali that she’s going to mess up their vote and
Jee adds that in a twist, Ali will be in harm’s way. Jee could have agreed with
Jack and put her up, but they’ve always been honest with her. Ratbert says that
their goal can only be accomplished if Ali goes with it and she is now in
Justin’s place. Jee says that tomorrow Ali will be saying whether she is with
them or against them and it will be out in the open and Jee is going to take it
personally. Ali tells him not to worry and Jee says that he would never threaten
her in the game sense. Ali says that her brain is not even FOTH’ing working
right now. Jee and Ratbert say that they’re being real with her and have taken
her out of harm’s way. Ratbert tells her that since they are going to do it
together… Ali tells them that she’ll talk with them before she goes to bed.
After Ali leaves, Jee and Ratbert say that the others have talked to
Ali. They believe she will freak out and take the other side’s offer, Ratbert
saying, “She’s gonna FOTH me too.” Jee says that he told Ali that Jack wanted
him to take her out and that sometimes you have to put a little fear in them.
Ratbert says that he will take it personal. Jee says that either way, she’s
already made her decision, he felt it. He asks, “Why does Ali need to go to
Jun?” and says that whatever happens, it might seem that we are at a
disadvantage, unless Ali really does live up to our word and stay with us.
Ratbert says that they won't know that till eviction. Jee tells him that, “If
she doesn't, and if we know and find out that Erika stays, then you know what…
Ali don't even bother talking to us no more. Like straight up, I know what you
meant, don't even bother talking to us in this house no more, don't even bother,
because we gave you a chance to be with us, and we were going to watch your back
and help you out. Which is somewhat true and somewhat bullsh*t. Either way, if
she FOTH’ing turns on us like that, you know she is making a statement that she
is with the girls. Very simple, you know what I'm saying? It will be out in the
open that she's with the two other girls.” Ratbert says of course and Jee
continues by saying there is no way they will pull her back to their side. It
won’t be about that anymore and when they get to that point, they know the deal
is three against two, or even three against one after whoever leaves, unless
they get the veto. Ratbert says that it is still one of them out and Jee says
they can try to turn sh*t around in this house and talk to the right people but
he just doesn’t see it happening. Ratbert doesn’t either and Jee says that if
Ali gets it, she could turn on them and get Erika on her side.
Ratbert
says that he can tell Jee why he knows what will happen… basically, if it’s any
of the girls against one of them, they will win. Ratbert says that the truth is
the girls need both of them gone and they are such a**holes that nobody will
care who wins first. Jee says that is when the veto comes into play and you know
that the disadvantaged players have that as their escape route. Jee says that he
fully understands they are coming after the stooges, but at this point of the
game, there is going to be no elimination for the veto. Jee reminds Ratbert that
Justin was given a great chance with that veto and he almost pulled it out and
the same goes for them. Jee tells Ratbert that he has to be very focused for
that veto and the others will be frightened up the a** when they know he can
compete. Jee says that they will sh*t in their pants because he’s going to
FOTH’ing go for it, all his FOTH’ing heart, all the abilities he has in him,
it’s going to be all out there. Jee says there will be no more hiding and they
have to win HOH or the veto and if not, your a** is out of here, that’s just the
way it’s going down. Jee says that he can’t leave without a fight, but if he
puts up a good fight and it doesn’t work out, then it’s his time to go. If he
pulls it out, or Ratbert pulls it out, then they were meant to stay another
week. Ratbert says that even if one of them gets the veto, one is still gone, so
it doesn’t mean sh*t. Jee tells him that’s very true and Ratbert says that next
week will just buy them one more week and this week doesn’t mean anything. Jee
says that he doesn’t think talking to them will even help because if one of the
stooges gets the veto, the others aren’t going to want to save him anyway. Jee
says that they’re out if that happens and Ratbert agrees that if they lose this
HOH, they’re gone. Jee says, “One of us, but dude, it’s all about tomorrow kid.
You can do it, it’s all about tomorrow, that’s it.”
The girls are
outside and Ali says she is so FOTH’ing mad right now. She reports what Jee told
her about Ali’s vote being a statement and Ratbert saying that if he won HOH, he
would put Ali up. Erika tells Ali that she never went in there to talk with them
and asks if the stooges threatened her. Ali is power-walking around the yard and
says uh-huh, that she told them not to worry. Ali states that if she gets HOH,
she’s going to put them up there and see how they like it. Ali tells Erika not
to tell Jack and Erika says that Ali will eat tomorrow and will be fine. Jack
walks out to them and joins Erika in the HT. When the girls are alone again,
Erika tells Jun about Jee threatening Ali and how Erika wants to go up there and
go off on her ex-boyfriend. Ali tells Jun she is so FOTH’ing pi**ed, she hasn’t
been this mad since Dana was in the house and promises that tomorrow is going to
be FOTH’ing ugly. Jun says that Ratbert already assumes she will do what he says
and Erika points out that it will be the three of them up for HOH. Ali says that
Jee acted like he did her a favor by not using the veto this week and Erika
says, “FOTH him, Ali.” Jee comes out briefly and then goes back inside.
More stooge bashing and Ali points out that she had told Jee, “Why would
I vote for Jack if he said to use the veto on me?” Erika tells Ali that she
swears on her mother’s life that she has her back and that the stooges are
afraid of the female power, and should be. Ali tells Jun that the dead giveaway
was them telling her that they were going after Jun next and then Jack. Ali
asks, “What do they think, I have tits, so I’m stupid?” and Jun calls them
FOTH’ing homos. Ali says that they have to fight for HOH tomorrow and predicts
that one of them will get it. Erika wonders who they think they are because it’s
her vote to do what she wants with it. They are so terrified, they are grasping
at straws and Jun says that they have pi**ed off Miss Alison. Ali says she
doesn’t know which one she is more mad at and Jun says they have to get Jee out
because he will win competitions and they have to get that mother-FOTHer out of
here. Ali tells them that it was so ghetto in there and asks if they should keep
fighting at the end or be a team. The girls promise not to screw each other and
Ali tells them that she thinks that Jack is surveilling them. They wonder if
Jack has been told about the missing items and decide that the boys might have
told Jack.
BB announces an outside lockdown and Ali calls out to BB,
“Why can’t you just take our sh*t one time?” The lockdown is quickly over and
Jack notices that there are no fish in the plasma screen, telling all the
others. Jee begins brushing his teeth and Jun is giving a manicure to Jack. As
Jee brushes, he says that he hates this live voting sh*t. Ali is talking to
Erika and says that she doesn’t want her (Jun) in the finals, Erika telling her
that they will work it out. Ali says that she will tell the stooges tonight that
she is voting out Erika and says that the only thing she really regrets is not
giving Nate a sympathy vote. Ali and Erika agree to get Jee out next and Ali
tells her that she trained to come in here; she ate PB without bread for a whole
week just to prepare herself. Ali begins crying and tells Erika that she just
can’t stand greedy people and that’s how everyone is in here, especially
Ratbert. Ali tells Erika that the first question Ratbert asked her was what kind
of car did her dad drive. Erika says that he is like that, very materialistic.
They make a deal not to put each other up until the very end and Ali says that
she is not worried about this week. The following week it will be two against
one and she doesn’t want HOH this week. Erika says that she has complete faith
in Ali and Jun and says that she was the sitting duck this week after Ali says
that she doesn’t want to be a sitting duck.
Ali says that they need to
get Jee out this week and they can drive Ratbert out by driving him nuts so he
voluntarily leaves by ignoring him. Erika thinks they’ll be ok against Ratbert
and Ali thinks they might let HOH compete again. They agree that if Ratbert wins
HOH, they will save each other with the veto over Jun. Erika wonders if they
really think she sent Jack in to talk with them and Ali says they must be
retarded to think Ali wouldn’t keep Erika. They think the boys may be watching
them, so say that they were talking about family or whatever. Ali says that she
doesn’t have to talk to them because she is not on their team. She is still
angry because they think she is naïve and Erika says yeah, they didn’t protect
Justin. Ali says that she almost stayed in the cage with Erika to make sure of
the outcome and Erika says that if she had put up Ratbert with Justin and wanted
Ratbert out, Erika would not have minded. Ali says that Jee is proving himself
more than she ever imagined and they should have gotten him out the first week.
Ali says that she didn’t want to lie in this game, but she had to do that to
them. They won’t get off her case and they keep threatening her, it’s
ridiculous.
Ali says that if Jun FOTH’s her over tomorrow, she knows who
to go after. Erika tells Ali that Jun wants Jee to go and Ali wonders if Ratbert
will try to form an alliance with her in the Final Four? Erika hopes that
everyone sees how full of sh*t Ratbert is and Ali tells her that if he comes up
to her in a bar, she will kick him so hard in the nuts that he’d fall down.
Erika says that she has made mistakes in her life and Ratbert was one of them.
Ali says that Justin was not one of hers and Erika agrees that he was a good
kid. She says that she would have much rather seen Ratbert go and Ali tells her
that out of all the people here, Justin deserved to stay. Ali doesn’t know how
well off Jun is, she’s so greedy about things. Ali says that her father is a
lawyer, but in a small town, that means jack-sh*t. Ali is frustrated with Jun
and starts crying again saying that these people here make her feel like crap.
Ali does some Dana-bashing and says that’s how these people are, like Ratbert
and she hates that kid. Erika tells Ali that she’ll never see him again in her
life, three weeks and she is clear. She says that Ali is smart and beautiful and
going places with the ability to change the world. Ali again says that these
people just make her sick. Erika says that Ali is going to go far, just like
Justin said and she is going to dry her hair now. Ali tells her that her shoes
are falling apart and goes in to take a bath while Erika dries her hair.
Jee and Ratbert are in the HOH room and continue to rant about how the
girls don’t deserve it. Jee says he is just going to wait and then get the he**
out of here. He’s not going to give up and even if Ratbert doesn’t win HOH,
don’t stress sh*t. They moan and complain, then reassure each other, over and
over. They say some nice things about Jack, but all the girls are b*tches and
such. Jee vows not to give Jun the satisfaction of fighting with her again
because there is no need, he has a great girl at home. BB reminds everyone that
tomorrow is the live show and the stooges calculate that there are only two or
three weeks left. They plan on working out for the two weeks and then bash the
girls some more. Ratbert turns off the light to check what is going on outside
and they try to convince themselves that it really doesn’t matter and they don’t
care. They’re just happy to be together for another week for sure and they know
what their strategies are going to be, no worries about turning on each other.
They’re just here for the experience and to try for the money, but they have
learned to appreciate everybody and they should be grateful for what they have.
Ratbert tells Jee that he is going to brush his teeth again and Jee tells him to
have a good night. Now, all the hamsters are snug in bed and sound asleep to
rest up for another exciting day.
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