By: Stashiu3
Wednesday begins with Jack up first and heading for the WC,
surprising some of the BB staff who had entered the house, then returning to bed
until Jun and Erika are awake. When the three of them are up, Jack tells them
about seeing the staff and them taking off running into the yard. Jack tells
them that one of them was pulling the shade, so he didn’t get a good look at
them, but one was tall and the other wasn’t so tall. Erika laughs and asks Jack
what he says to people when they describe like that to him. Jack chuckles and
replies, “Uh, gee thanks.” Jack repeats that he didn’t see them well because of
the shade being pulled, but both were in their 20’s and one had dark hair, the
other light hair. Ali has come in and hears Jack’s comments and says that she
saw them too, adding that they came back after running away. Ratbert is next up,
as Jack makes coffee in the kitchen while talking with Erika. Jun has moved to
the couches in the LR working on her nails and BB instructs Ratbert to put on
his mic. Jack asks Erika if he can buy her breakfast and she tells him, “Yes,
I’d like that.” Erika and Jack are talking about losing weight and she tells him
that’s why she doesn’t work out, so she won’t burn calories. Erika tells Jack
that you know you’re in trouble when you start playing with your own mind.
Jee comes out in his HOH robe and starts for the PB&J, telling the
others that he won’t be getting his McDonald’s today. The doorbell rings several
times and Ali says, “Come in!” Jee heads back to the HOH room and is eating
alone as Ali, Jun, and Erika go into the BR. Ali asks Jun what she is going to
wear today and Jun tells her that she was going to wear a dress that she had
tried on and it made her look like a FOTH’ing Mexican fiesta girl. Jun puts on a
pink dress she bought while on a shopping spree and finds out it has a problem.
Ali leaves and heads for the HOH room to talk with Ratbert and Jee. They chat
and Ali tells them about him crying when they said goodbye to one another as she
left for the BB house. Donnie told her that the first thing he sees that he
doesn’t like, he won’t watch the show anymore. Ratbert tells her that she hasn’t
done anything wrong in the house because she hasn’t slept with anyone or made
out with anyone. Ratbert tells them that he never says anything bad about anyone
when he’s in the DR, only the things they’ve done maybe. Jee starts complaining
about Jun and how judgmental she is. Ali says that she has lost a lot of focus
this week and admires how Jee has handled himself. Ali heads out and returns to
the BR to talk with the girls.
Jun, Ali, and Erika talk about the need to
get Jee out first, saying Ratbert is the master and Jee is doing his dirty work.
Ali wonders if Ratbert can do his own dirty work and will probably be really
nervous if he gets nominated next week. Erika says that it’s a deal; Jee goes
first even though she hates that, then Ratbert. Ali says that Jee has shown a
completely different side of himself this week. Now the guys are hearing noises
outside and guess that it might be some kind of electronic game. Jee says that
the house has broken up into estrogen and… Jack inserts, “And I’m kind of in the
middle, but that was my own doing.” Feeds now show FOTH, then everyone outside
in the BY until they see a big spider. Ali talked like this HOH game had been
used before, except they added the clock noise. She was very happy as she went
up to Ratbert saying how good she was at the game, Ratbert saying that he is
very good at it too. Then FOTH again, with a brief feed shot of some BB staff
moving stuff inside the house. When the feeds return, all the hamsters are on
the patio. Jee and Erika are playing cards, Jun laying on the lounge, and the
others at the table. They mention having a practice game for HOH, presumably
while the feeds were at FOTH. Still on outside lockdown, Ali says that she is
concerned that Erika is not going to try for HOH this week. She wants Erika or
Jun to get it this week, and Ali wants to get it the following week, as there
will only be one stooge left.
After the outside lockdown is over, Jee
and Ratbert argue about trying to get one of the girls on their side. Jee wants
to make them mistrust one another by telling Ali that Jun came to them with an
offer to align if they would target Ali next. Jee says that he has no problem
with telling lies to those mother-FOTH’ers, but Ratbert says that they should
just leave things the way they are and Ali will vote their way. They move into
the HOH room and Jee is still trying to convince Ratbert to try his plan.
Ratbert doesn’t want to and tells Jee that he can do it if he wants, but Ratbert
can’t do it. Jee won’t make the decision by himself and heads out to talk with
Jun. He asks Jun how things were going to go and says that she doesn’t have to
tell him if she doesn’t want to. She says that she doesn’t want to and adds
that, “Ratbert is going to throw HOH.” Jee goes into the WC and leaves after
seeing Ali in the shower and returns to Ratbert. They are still talking game and
Ratbert says that he really believes that Erika will be evicted because Ali was
saying goodbye and he knows that Erika’s sad look was real. Jee still wants to
try and deal, but Ratbert tells him to leave it alone now, he doesn’t want to
look like Dana making a lot of last-minute deals.
Jun has lain back down
while Jack and Ali are in the kitchen. Erika moves from the hallway to the SR.
While in the SR, she whistles the song “I’ve Got It Made” and goes into to the
WC to blow-dry Ali’s hair as Jack takes a shower. Jee and Ratbert have moved to
the patio and are still talking game. They say that it doesn’t matter how the
vote goes, they have already kicked a** in the game and are winners. When Jack
finishes showering and Ali’s hair is dry, Jee goes to the WC for his shower. Not
much talking being done in the house, Erika and Ali are in bed trying to sleep
and we get around an hour-long FOTH. When the feeds come back, Erika tells Jack
in the LR that she needs to talk to him about something that happened. She says
it's more about personal stuff than game stuff and she'll tell him later. Jack
says okay and Erika says, "I'll tell you as I'm walking out the door." Ratbert
wanders into the LR and they change to small talk. Jee brushes his teeth and
then goes to play cards with Ratbert. Jee, Jack, and Ratbert on the LR sofa and
Jee tells Jack that they should talk about things after tonight, how each vote
counts. Jack tells Jee that he thinks Jee will end up regretting not taking
Jack’s suggestion to use the POV and put up Ali.
Jack goes into the BR
and the girls are in the WC doing their makeup. Ali asks the other girls if they
think the guys are preparing for the worst, Jun saying, “The devil-woman is
staying.” Jun tells the girls that Jack thinks he is staying and Ali asks if Jun
is serious. Erika leaves for a moment and Ali tells Jun that she is giving 110%
and doesn’t trust Erika. Ali starts talking loudly, about clothes and a fly that
is bother them, to throw off any eavesdroppers. Ratbert walks in briefly to ask
whose water this is… Ali talking very nicely with him. Erika comes back in and
all four of them look for something on the floor until Ratbert goes back
outside. Ali tells Jun that the boys are scared and that Jun looks pretty. Ali
tries to get confirmation from Jun about the HOH and POV competitions.
When the girls come out from the WC, the guys tell them that they look
nice. The live show is about to begin and we get FOTH. As Jack was leaving,
Erika told him that Jee had threatened Ali and that’s why Ali voted to keep
Erika. When the feeds return, Jun has won the HOH and is gone for her trip to
New York City. The hamsters are kept wondering when she will return, or if she
will return. Ratbert goes into the BR and talks with himself, saying “FOTH’ing
bitch” over and over again. Jee moves over to Ali and Erika apologizing for
taking the POV deal and making everyone eat PB&J for the week. Jee says that
he believed Erika and Jack would take the deal and his decision was strategic,
not personal. Jee tells them that he is not upset with them and hopes they are
not upset with him. Erika says that she wasn’t upset with Jee, she just kept
losing weight and was frustrated for herself. Jee is trying to make up with
Erika and says that he wants to be up front with her about everything that
happened this week. He tells Erika that what he told Ali was, it was Erika’s
idea to put Ali on the block with the POV. Jee then tells Ali that she should
have been honest with him and she responds that she was going to keep Jack and
vote for Erika to be evicted until they threatened her. Jee says that it wasn’t
a threat and Ali says that she felt threatened by Ratbert and not Jee. They ask
BB if Jun is still in the DR and BB tells them that the show is over. Erika says
that the next competition is to find Jun. Ali says that she thinks she read
Julie’s lips say something like, “being outside for 15 minutes.” They notice the
DR is open and Jun is gone. Ali suspects that Jun took a deal that will put them
on PB&J for another week.
The guys are now alone in the kitchen
eating PB&J. Ratbert tells Jee that he will not talk with Ali tonight and
Jee says he knew they couldn’t trust Ali from day one and that some of the
others have talked to him about Ratbert saying that Jee is annoying. Ratbert
wants to know who said that and Jee tells him that it was y’know, others… not
now, but before. The lockdown is over and they move outside, Ratbert saying that
he’ll call them out right now. Jee says no and Ratbert says that it’s funny they
did that to Jee and not him because he’s never said anything bad about Jee.
Ratbert tells Jee that it’s not for them to win; it’s for one of the FOTH’ing
whores to win. Jee tells Ratbert that it’s not over because Ratbert could win
consecutive contests, so don’t give up. Ratbert says that Amanda deserved to
win, but these three b*tches… Jee talks about how Will was going to be a doctor
and didn’t need the money, but he played like a scumbag and he won. Jason played
like a nice guy last year and he didn’t win. Jee says that it’s a game and
Ratbert says that he’ll get over it. It’s these three FOTH’ing whores, evil
b*tches that are going to win, and people like Justin get sent out of here.
Ratbert tells Jee that he won two HOH competitions and is going to get blown out
of here and Ratbert is not going to give a FOTH anymore. Ratbert tells Jee that
when they bring in food, he’s going to bring it outside to eat.
Ali and
Erika have been talking in the LR about how they have to keep Ratbert this week.
Ali tells Erika, "Ratbert hates me now!!" and Erika replies, "I know." Ali tells
Erika that, "Oh well, he's gonna have to live with me for two weeks. He better
learn to like it!" Erika calls Ratbert a baby...a dumb ass baby. Ali says that
all Jee had to do was give Jack the golden ticket. Erika gets called to the DR.
Ratbert and Jee have still been talking outside. Jee tells him that this house
is going to feel really empty with just five of them and he can't really be
hanging with them. Jee says that he won't be starting conversations with these
people, he’ll just respond because he doesn’t want to be anti-social. Ratbert
goes in to get a sweater, and comes back out.
Jee says, “I don't know
dude, it's just two more weeks.” Jee says that the girls are saying it's a fun
game, and it is fun for them. He has no respect for Ali because of the way she
did it and if he was outside, evaluating her as a player, she's so
disrespectful. Ratbert says that you know she's like that out there too. Ratbert
says that he’s not going to Vegas because he knows Ali's going and they both
have girls they want to get back to. Ratbert says that, “Like I told you last
night in your bed, it's going to happen.” Ratbert says that it’s like a
nightmare because his ex is still in the game and Jee’s ex is HOH. Jee tells him
that they’ll try to win the veto and he’s not going without a fight, but if they
don’t succeed, they leave. Ratbert and Jee hear Erika yell to BB, “Where is
Jun?” before she got called into the DR. Then Ali gets called in and Jee says,
“Alison… that was a weasely move,” then talks about how when Ali was on the
block, she was the most unfriendly person in the world. Now that she’s safe, she
wants to talk to them. Jee tells Ratbert that none of them are real and he is
the same person every week. Jee just wants this FOTH’ing game to come to a
FOTH’ing end and life is not about this game for him. Jee says that it’s
annoying to put their life on hold but he appreciates the chance to be
on.
Erika comes outside and asks the boys if they are ok. Jee says that
he’s not bothered by any of this stuff, it’s a game, it’s cool, and adds that
it’s not like he’s hurting inside because someone lied to him. Ratbert says that
they’ll get to eat soon and Jee responds that he really enjoyed it the last time
they ate. BB calls Ratbert into the DR and he jumps up quickly because he’s been
talking about how he was going to let everything out when he did go in. Erika is
walking through the house and then doing the dishes until the food gets there.
BB told them it would be a half-hour and Ali laid down in the BR because her
head was pounding. Erika joins her and begins to unpack as they wonder what Jun
is doing. Erika tells Ali that Jun is probably watching them, “Win the chance to
watch the houseguests for an hour.” Jee and Ratbert are pacing in the BY while
Ali and Erika munch on Cheez-its, then set the table. Finally, the Thai food
gets there and they all sit down to eat, despite Ratbert’s declaration that he
would eat outside alone. Everyone is quietly eating until they begin wondering
if they should save some for Jun. Ali says that there is no way BB hasn’t fed
her already and Jee points out there is really only enough for four people
anyway. They decide to finish it up and Ali wonders if Jun is getting any
alcohol. Jee says that Jun is probably having a blast and Ali thinks she may be
at a club or something, worrying that tomorrow BB will tell them that they are
back on PB&J.
After dinner is gone, the guys go back outside and Jee
starts playing solitaire while Ratbert sits completely motionless. Jee says that
it must mean something because they didn’t apply for the house. Some people came
into the house very prepared because they applied to get on the show and knew
what was needed. Ratbert tells Jee a little bit about his family, explaining
that his mother is actually his stepmother and his real mother is in Vegas.
Ratbert says that he is going to apologize to Ali because he was being a d*ck.
Jee says that she could have just told them the truth and not beat around the
bushes. They moan a bit more and begin wondering about where Jun could be, Jee
saying it’s a bit off to take somebody away for three hours. Ratbert reminds him
that they did that before and Jee says that was for a luxury competition. Jee
says that he respects the way Jack carried himself in the game and that they’re
the last two guys. He now regrets not vetoing Jack or Erika and getting Ali
evicted. The girls come outside and head for the HT, so the boys go inside and
sit on the couch talking quietly about how Justin kind of okayed them making an
alliance and they went a whole week with this b*tch without knowing how she’d
be. Ratbert says that it was a smart decision to try and pick up another person,
they just got FOTH’ed, and he’ll say sorry for being a d*ck, or not. Jee is then
called to the DR.
Ali and Erika have decided to still fight for POV and
HOH because they aren’t sure what Jun will do and they don’t want to be used as
pawns against the stooges. Ali tells Erika that after this POV, there are no
more, and Erika asks how Ali knows that. Ali tells her that last year Marcellas
had the last POV when they were down to five houseguests. Erika asks if Ali
would like more wine and shall they toast? Erika toasts the women of Big Brother
4 and Ali raises her glass to “The Angels”, and they both begin giggling. Ali
tells Erika how much Ratbert wanted Ali to evict Erika and when she suggested
voting out Jack, Ratbert kept saying, “No! That would ruin our plans!” Ratbert
told Ali that Erika was the one plotting against her. Erika just shakes her head
and Ali adds that it wasn’t Jee who said it, it was Ratbert. Erika says that
Ratbert does all the lying for Jee. Ali yells out to BB, “Where in the h*ll is
Jun?” and Jee comes out with a BB menu for the girls to fill out. Jee tells them
they have to write down three specific food items they want to compete for
tomorrow and once they are done, take it to the SR and leave it there. Jee tells
them it has to be done quickly, they have 15 minutes to write down something
good for the week. Erika notices that Jun’s name is not on the list and they
begin talking about what they want to put down.
BB calls for an inside
lockdown and the feeds show a brief shot of a bell on the basketball court and a
‘Missing’ poster with Jun’s black and white picture on it being adjusted.
Ratbert has peeked outside and notices the setup, suggesting to the girls that
they get dressed up because he thinks it’s for the veto competition. The girls
go change and when Erika comes back out she suggests it might be a food
competition where they have to figure out where Jun is. Jee says they should
stop guessing and Erika agrees because her head is starting to hurt. Everyone is
now sitting on the couch chatting nicely and they realize that nobody told Jack
about the missing items. Ratbert wonders if Jack threw the competitions and
Erika says that Jack told her that he didn’t, but she doesn’t know. Jee says
that if they got to the end, that would be the one thing he would ask Jack, Ali
saying, “Yeah, but 20 minutes?”
The inside lockdown is over and they go
outside and see a huge apple in the BY, along with the bell and the poster. They
get the instructions from BB that the setup is for the veto competition. The
rules are that there will be three clues to where Jun is at, the first one
tonight, the last two tomorrow after the food competition. After the last clue,
they have 30 minutes to make their guess. When a hamster is ready to guess, they
must ring the bell, go into the DR to submit their answer. The first correct
guess winning the POV and, if nobody guesses correctly, the POV goes to the HOH.
The winner will be displayed on the plasma screen sometime Thursday evening and
all guesses must take place before this. Ratbert says that she’s not in the
FOTH’ing Big Apple and she’ll be back by tomorrow, it’s somewhere locally. Ali
says that BB couldn’t fly her out there, how would she do nominations? Jee
sarcastically says that there are only two keys and, just guessing who Jun will
nominate, “Oh yeah, big surprise… Erika and Alison!” They separate, boys in the
BY and girls in the BR, and begin grilling each other for events that happen in
New York City and figure the next clue will give this away. Ratbert talks with
Jee about how to do this fair because he doesn’t want the both of them to think
of the answer at the same time, like flipping a coin. They decide to help each
other through the second clue. Ali and Erika are in the BR and they are working
together, Ali mentioning Radio City Music Hall, but continuing on.
The
girls go back outside and join the guys and they all begin talking about the
internet fans and Erika says, "The internet fans are bigger fans than the TV
fans, they love the show." Jee says that they know us how we really are and
Erika talks about getting the free 7-day trial, but thought it was boring and
she kept wondering if they were going to do something. They all discuss how they
look on the internet and what is being said about them before turning to game
talk and why different people were targeted. Jee wonders who will be the first
to ring the bell and take that risk, adding that he realizes that they are all
very sneaky. Erika asks if he just came to that conclusion now and Jee says he
knew it before, but it’s cool, it’s cool. They talk about how Jun must have been
blindfolded before she left and Erika says that CBS has a private jet. Ali says
that Jun is still there and has to get back for the show so she can’t just get
one plane ticket, she’d need two. Erika talks about Jun being in a hotel room
somewhere and able to masturbate, saying come on, they’re humans. Ali claims
that she has never masturbated, Erika telling her that it’s such a stress
reliever, and Ali saying that she guesses she is just satisfied by her man. They
mention the book that Jack wrote about the JFK assassination and how the movie
didn’t have a lot of truth to it. Ali gets called to the DR and everyone goes
inside after Ratbert says that when he leaves the house, he is going to leave a
pair of underwear with peanut butter smeared in the a** for Jun. Soon after
going inside, everyone quickly falls asleep.
Email
questions/remarks to the Joker's Mailbag
|
