By: amhlawyer
The morning starts off as usual with Jack and Jun up first then
the BB morning wake-up call at precisely 9:48am. Jun is once again the house
chef and after lockdown the HG's all "ooh and aaah" over the HOH competition
which is essentially a ski-ball competition (the likes of which are usually
found at your neighborhood Chuck E. Cheese.) BB has warned the Hg's of the "live
show from Hell." The Stooges begin talking about wanting Jack and Jun with them
until the end because they'll be easier to beat and "AliCat" can't be trusted,
blah blah blah. Ali is under the delusion that everyone is going to throw the
HOH competition and Jun sets her straight that the stooges are fooling her into
not competing (ahem - DUH!) Jun tells Jack that Ali is looking to align herself
with Jun and Jack isn't surprised as he puts it "Ali bounces around like a
pinball!" We learn the pathetic fact that Erika spent $3000.00 on vet bills for
a stray dog (of course, this poster's own mother spent the same amount just this
week on a 14 year old cat, so who am I to roll my eyes in a sarcastic, demeaning
manner?)
Jun lets Ali in on the "backdoor plan" the stooges had been
tossing around. That is, they would put up Jack and Erika and then encourage
whoever won veto to use it then put up Ali. Ali is stunned and scared ('bout
time!)
Jee undergoes a brief moment of introspection - he is concerned
that Ratbert spends a tad too much time dissing women (oh, really?) There are
some house antics as Jun and Rob alternate putting Erika's stuffed animals in
sexual positions (Jun = 69, Robert = doggie style.)
Er tells Ja she may
have to lie to Ali and tell her that Jack is the next target just to keep her on
their side. They comment that they now understand why Dana put her up! Mid-day
excitement is limited to Rob actually doing the lunch dishes and then he proceeds
to complain about the boredom. Jun makes a funny - she suspects the food
they're getting are leftovers from corporate baskets! Hahaha. Probably true.
The rest of the afternoon is intermittent FOTH and them getting ready
for the show. We know that Justin leaves and Jee wins HOH (damn, Jack!) Robert
practically creams his pants in sheer and utter joy (sorry guys, that just
seemed to be the best and most accurate description as it relates to Rat.) The
non-stooges try to bolster their sinking hopes on Julie Chen's parting words,
"Don't get too comfortable, expect the unexpected!" Jun takes this opportunity
to eat. Again. And again... it's a regular binge-fest.
Erika asks Rob if
it's her (Erika) and Jack going up and Rat says yes. Then she asks if she's
leaving and he tells her NO. Meanwhile, Ali is moaning over Justin's "Tender
goodbye" (apparently he actually shed a tear over her back-stabbing self as he
left the house!) Jack meanwhile feels so crappy for having let his alliance
down, he wants to start campaigning right away for everyone to vote HIM out over
Erika (not so fast, Jack!!!!!) Erika and Jack then conclude that if they go up
and one of them uses the veto, that they'll have to put up Ali. Then with Ali
gone, they'd have an advantage over the remaining competing stooge, Rat (um, not
rocket science here, folks, you think Jee and Rat can come up with that?) There
is some confusion with the posters at this point as to whether or not Jee and
Rat are considering putting up Erika and Jack and getting Erika out or putting
up Erika and Ali. either way, looks like they want Erika out.
BIG
ANNOUNCEMENT! The Sandbox will be closed and Cuff & Link are going bye-bye.
Jee decides to call in each HG one at a time to talk privately- without
Rat there. He starts with Ali and blows a lot of smoke up her butt telling her
that if he doesn't nominate her, she MUST vote to evict Erika and she can't use
the Veto. Ali thinks she's on his team (oh, silly, silly Ali!) Next Erika, It was
a sickening display of mutual respect. Jee does tell her that he'll put her and
jack up and if they get the veto, it's a 50/50 chance with Ali and Jun as
they're both "floaters." Then it's Jacks' turn. Again, the same sickening
display of mutual respect. Jee confirms he'll probably put up Ja/Er as they are
a strong and worthy alliance. Then Jun. We're holding our breath because we
anticipate hearing the "real" deal. And we do. Looks like at this point Jee will
put up Jack and Erika with the hopes that Erika will leave. Jun agrees to vote
her out. Jee tells Jun if someone uses the veto, that JUN will go up as the pawn
because they'll need Ali's vote. In that event, whomever is left from the Er/Ja
alliance will go. Jun and Jee confirm their steadfast and secret alliance and
their plans at this point are to get Erika, then Ali out taking Jee, Rat, Jun
and Jack to the final four. Rat gets his "turn" in there and he is simply
overjoyed that Erika is going to go (this is in direct conflict with the bold
statement he made to her earlier that she was definitely NOT going to be the one
to go, but then he goes on to call her so many other nasty names that he's his
old Ratty self and really, is anyone surprised?)
Finally the scheming
ends for the day and the hamsters finally go to sleep.... Phew~!
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