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So we find out the pretty Jenni gets the solo date. The other girls are worried. The helicopter drops down… the girls get yet more worried. Ha! On the previews for the next segments, I see more tears are in the offing. And we now know Brad loves tears. LOL There’s one of them who will for sure get a rose!

So what do you think? Why does he care so much about tears? Is it pity, a control thing , or genuine caring? I can see the control thing. A crying woman usually means the man is in control. Or would you say the woman is in control right then? We’ll see on this next segment.

I’m liking Jenni more and more. And so is Brad. He likes what she said to him about falling in love with him. I liked that too! Serious face sucking! And he seems really into it. It’s not just a fake like they usually do. He gives her the rose, reminding her that she got the first rose he ever gave out. And she tells him she still has that rose and every other one he gave her. Major awwwwww moment there.

Back at the house, Jade finally speaks, if only to have an argument with one of the other girls. She’s not the most attractive girl for me, Jade. I hope she has more to offer in the character department. The next date is announced. All but DeAnna and Jade were on it, imagine that. The two battlers going on a date together!

The second group date: they are the show. They get an improv class which looks like a blast to me. Being I went to the American Academy of Dramatic Arts, I’ve done all this. Maybe not the dog begging for a rose. Hillary did a fair job. Rock star? Not so sure about that LOL but she was pretty funny! And then… we have more tears. Kristy feels like she wasn’t funny enough. We didn’t get to see enough to really make that decision… but she’s in tears. And we know how Brad feels about tears! ROFL She’s telling him “sniff sniff, I think it’s really important you see the fun side of me.” Sniff, sniff and a wee tear. Oh, that’s fun alrighty! Especially the crying part. You think we’re baaaad for laughing at her?

I am going to go out on a limb here and say Jenni will be the final rose. This is usually the time where I make a choice, so it’s your time to make a choice also. When you see this article, Dreamer will make a post. The FIRST person who responds to it with the correct final girl, will get a tee shirt. Your choice of color!

Back to the show. We’re on the double date. His body language with Jade is not a good thing. She opens up a bit to him, but I don’t even see him crack a smile. Meanwhile Bettina (is it Bettina?) admits to the other women that she’s been married. The other women compare her to a used car. I suppose they’re all virgins? Back on the double date, I hope he gives the rose to DeAnna. And he does For once I’m right. I still say she’s the all American girl. OK more face sucking. And he’s into this one also. Which kiss meant more to him, do you think? Jenni or DeAnna? I think Jenni for sure.

We’re down to the final conversations before the rose. Kiss of death… he thinks Kristy is too refined for him. That’s bad news for sure. Bettina gets upset that Jenni was the first kiss. She also thinks Jenni is just there for competition. I disagree. Jenni is there for the right reasons. Oh and more tears! McCarten is in tears. Guarenteed rose.

Kristy gets the first rose. Tears work. Sheena gets the next one. I like Sheena. She’s a character. Hillary gets the final rose, of course. McCarten now has something definite to cry about. I knew she was going. She pouted all the way through the rose ceremony, and I know Brad noticed that.

We hear the Hillary leaves the show next week. I can’t wait to see that. So, until then…
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My last article vanished with my old computer. So I don’t know who I liked and who I didn’t. It’s like starting all over again!

I am liking Jenni. Very very pretty girl. Asks serious questions a little soon, tho, doesn’t she? I notice he had a chance to go for a kiss, and he did NOT take it. Did you notice that? Hmmmmmmm! What a fool she is. Do you mind if I finish my season for a year? And him. LOL You’re letting me date other women. Good on him. He’s no fool.

Sorry about this, but I don’t know WHO is in the red dress. The one who talks non stop about her dad, then bursts into tears. ROFL I’m sorry, but that’s funny! She sure won’t last. Hope he ditches her soon. No rose for you, sister! Oh and make sure you tell him you haven’t dated in forever. You know THAT is gonna impress him. I’m rofl again! Wait… I have her name. Twas Stephy. Surely Stephy is going to be in the Gee I wish I had a Rose Parade.

OK, thinking McCarten (if that’s how it’s spelled) has a pair of eyes just far too close for comfort. Slightly weasely, there, dear? Some people need a net and some don’t eh? Can you say cocky? I wonder if Brad likes cocky? What do y’all think? I just feel it might have been better for her to keep her mouth shut. I see her getting a rose, but maybe not a rose NEXT time. Just a little too cocky!

Tell me I’m dreaming. He gave the weeper Stephy the rose? Can you say pity rose? I knew you could! He seems like a genuinely nice guy, this Brad. Don’t you think? The tears really got to him. So maybe she’s smarter than I thought.

Alrighty. We’re up to Hillary’s one-on-one with Brad. She’s such a cheerleader type, she sort of gives me the creeps. The minute he said she keeps him laughing, I had the idea this won’t be such a funny night. You too? I could be wrong! OK I like her saying she’d give up the bling for love. I could do without the tears again though. But we all know by now… tears WORK with dude. I bet she gets a rose! (But I was right about this night not being so funny. Heheheh!) And what does she say to us? She’s falling in love with him. After what, a week? Is she nuts? Send this one packing for sure.


Boy, that Sheena is a horse-faced girl, isn’t she? Just had to throw that in there. Back to the tears on the one and one date. Work it girl, he eats this ***** up (evidently.)


Meanwhile, DeAnna is being upfront. She doesn’t want Hilary to come back, and why should she? Just more competition. I am liking DeAnna. Very much all-American cute girl looks, I think. You?

And off we sail. That Solisa is beautiful, isn’t she! And lordie she can shake that ass, too. Wonder if Brad liked that? What male wouldn’t? Wow. Kristy is just pushing the whole fun loving this too hard. Trying a bit too hard, for me. You think?

Bettina is also gorgeous. I think I like this one. She’s honest and mellow. Hope he picks her for a rose. I’d like to see more of her. Altho she’s another one, had to say she fell in love. Oh no! Oh no. And then she has to tell him she’s been married and divorced. Can you say, Keep your damn mouth shut until you’re more sure of dude? Wait until he’s given you at least 2 more roses before you go letting secrets like that out. She ain’t going to get a rose now, for sure.

And he gives the rose to Kristy! All that effort worked out for her. Tears and effort, he likes that for sure.

And now we’re down to it. The twin thing. I think his twin is better looking than him. You? Chad is definitely a cutie! I like the whole idea of testing the girls. If they’re in ‘love’ with him, they damn better know which one he is, don’t you think? Or do you think it was a rude trick he pulled? I figure all is fair in love and war. So good on him for trying to figure out who is cognizant of who she’s with, and who isn’t.

McCarten is too interested in talking about herself to notice Brad isn’t Brad. Sheena nails it. Even down to the blond patch on his ear. Will Kristy? Oh hell yes. Nailed again. Bettina nails him. DeAnna nails him. Stephy nails it. Sarah? Will she won’t she? No, and Brad is sort of upset. She’s thinking more about herself and what she was saying.

And it’s down to the roses. Will he ditch the ones who didn’t guess Brad from Chad? I bet he does. That meant a lot to him. Okay, and the whole divorce thing. Methinks Bettina is a goner, right off the bat. But we’ll see, won’t we?

Sheena, first rose. Horse faced girl scoooooooores! McCarten gets the next one. Weasels rock! Jenni gets one, I’m glad to say. Pretty girl. Jade gets one, Jade who? I don’t know much about this one. DeAnna gets one! Good. I like her a lot. And it’s lassssst rose. Who will? Who won’t?

Bettina gets that last rose. And she’s so pretty I think she’s one of my favs. Divorced and all. Who cares in this day and age? Surely he doesn’t think he’s going to get a virgin, at any rate.

Sarah didn’t get one. She missed the twin thing. Said his head was down and… he had a drink in one hand. Of course, with a drink in one hand, how could she tell them apart?

Solisa and her special parts. That’s too weird for me. She did show him her special parts, though. Shook them right under his nose. So, he wasn’t impressed by the lap dance.

And Lindsey is gone. She didn’t guess the twin thing either. I =knew= that was important to him, that they recognize him and his twin. And I don’t blame him for that at all!

By Jokerette 10/09/07
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The Bachelor 11 - Ette style
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So I missed the first episode. I’ll just have to make up for it now! All these will be my first impressions. We’ll see how they wind up – I am known for sometimes picking the winner, sometimes second place. Yep I’m usually good at this. Will this series be my downfall? We’ll soon see, won’t we!

I just saw Jade for the first time. The one who thinks she’s better looking than the rest on the racing date. Hello, she has quite a shnoz! Did y’all notice that also? I note Solisa has one weird shaped mouth. Yes, I always notice the strange looking ones first. LOL!

The blonde Lindsey is quite pretty. Not quite sure how intelligent she is, if she freaks out over an accident on the steps. McCarten, if I have her name right, has that desperate gleam in her eye, doesn’t she? Gonna lay one right on him, eh. What would she do if he pulled back like a recalcitrant horse? I’d like to see that.

On the other side of the kiss, seems Brad agreed with me. How funny is that? “It wasn’t good.” Well, how could it have been? When she laughed, it never quite reached her eyes. Did y’all notice that as well?

DeAnna is the all American girl. Freckles and all. Can’t help but like her. Brad agreed, I see she got that all important rose. You go, girl. Sheena. My oh my she’s got some squinty small eyes, doesn’t she? On the whole, I feel like this is one ugly bunch of women. A few of them are true beauties, though. I don’t know their names yet but I will, oh yes I will. Muahahahah!

Isn’t Sarah the mouthy one though? I can tell she’s uber nervous, the way she curled those legs up under her on the chair. Not mellow, not relaxed. Think Brad could tell? She sure didn’t get that rose (yet.)

I don’t think he appreciated Solisa and the body shot. “Show me the real you.” I somehow don’t think he wants a girl who will do body shots. Do y’all? I could be wrong, but I’m betting this one goes roseless, sooner or later. Woah. Then she hits him with “Morals and values.” Can you say confused? The look on his face was priceless.

Jenni is another one that reeks of desperation. He says she makes him laugh, which is a good thing. Then he goes for major face suckage. And I didn’t think this chick was very hot at all! Just goes to show.

And what does he do but give Sarah that rose! I am totally off base tonight. ROFL ah well! (Did OK on date one, though, right? Hehehe!)

Did that just happen? Did Solisa really whip her top off and book it down the beach half naked? And I thought the other two were desperate. Unbelievable. I don’t think Brad was much into it, the way he didn’t move toward her (from how it was edited, anyway. For all we know, they raced down the beach and did the two backed nasty.!)

Poor Michele. Knocks herself out and can’t go on the date. Sorry, but lord that’s one ugly woman. Wonder if she gets a pity rose? I bet she does!

That Bettina is a knock out. I love it how they feel they must share their divorced status right away, and what a big secret they feel it is. In this day and age, it’s more amazing that they haven’t been married. Don’t you think?

Lord what a dumb ass Mallory is. Asked to describe the day of her dreams, she goes into detail on the breakfast he’ll serve her?! ROFL what an idiot. Talks all about the food in intricate detail. Me, I’d be talking about something else we’d be doing. Joining the mile-high club, for example, in a hot air balloon. You know, something great fun, sexy, and out of the ordinary. But breakfast?! And those too-close eyes don’t do it for me either.

Another one with too-close eyes is that Jennie. The model. Supposed model, anyway. Nice teeth though, for that dentistry mag she did. Can’t fault her on those choppers, can we? Is she the first one to shed a tear? I think, being I missed the first show, she is indeed the first one in tears. Unless you count Michele, who busted her ass on the steps. (I’ll bet the cameraman is pissed he missed THAT shot. LOL!)

One of my favorites already is Hillary. Lord she has beautiful eyes. She’s just gorgeous. Glad he gave her a rose! Well, no pity rose tonight. How about that? He’s got guts, he does. And seeing the previews… seems he has a twin, who’s going to step in for him. Wonder if the twins will think the same of these women that we do?

I like the all-American girl, DeAnna, and Hillary the best. Who are your early favorites?

By Jokerette 10/02/07
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