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Topic #11889834
Zap - Jeff says hes a Jessie is a Yo Yo! 0 Replies #11889834 10:13PM 31/07/2009
Comments if America votes for Jessie. Says Now way. If he gets it, were back to sq. 1 Again!!
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Topic #11889855
jenjerale - Chima: I worked for a CBS affiliate News channel in Illinois NT 0 Replies #11889855 10:14PM 31/07/2009
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Topic #11889862
JanJan - Jeff and Jordan on the backyard couch...discussing game/HGs. 0 Replies #11889862 10:14PM 31/07/2009
They like Lydia/Kevin. Don't trust Jess/Nat.
Talking about Jessie...they are now finishing each others sentences:
Jeff: He's such a
Jordan: douche!
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Topic #11889893
IceTheBest - Jeff to Jordan: You gonna rub my back all night? 0 Replies #11889893 10:16PM 31/07/2009
Jordan: Yes.

Jeff: You always say that, but I'm not buying what you're sellin' sista'.

Jordan: Sista?

they laugh
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Topic #11889915
SouthernBelladonna - Jefff and Jordan agree that if the power is to evict somone on the spot and they had it, they would evict Jessie. NT 0 Replies #11889915 10:17PM 31/07/2009
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Topic #11889952
Zap - Jeff says if he gets magical power, He will kick Jessie out the same way he kicked KC out! 0 Replies #11889952 10:18PM 31/07/2009
He says he will wear Kevin's clothes then say, wait I cant do this, rips them off. Says this is who I am I don't have to hide behind.(Having Chicago) Jessie don't let the door hit u on the way out! That's for KC
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Topic #11889977
Zazny - Chima says when she gets married she will have a background check on her husband 0 Replies #11889977 10:20PM 31/07/2009
Russ says he will never be with her then because he has a record.

She says nothing like Dateline: To Catch a Predator (which they were discussing earlier), right?

Russ says no it was all fights.

Chima says she wants to look through the guy's hard drive.

Russ says what about these guys who get married but are gay

Chima says yes she will need a PI to check that out. Russ says how do you check that out? Chima says he can find out if he's going to gay clubs.

Chima goes on about the movie Little Children and all these guys in the movie having secret lives. She says Oprah has exposes on secret lives of married men.

Russ says stop watching TV you're freaking yourself out.

Chima says she should just go lesbian.

They see Jessie on the screen. Chima says "poor Jessie."

C: I like Jessie, he's true blue. He's got a good heart
R: Do I have a good heart?
C: You're alright.
R: Alright!?
C says R gets jealous easy

C: You don't like me talking about production and how hot they were. I'm over them they were laughing at me yesterday.


Chima says she hasn't seen the love muscle. She asks is it big. Russ says "he" is.

C: We should have sex and just get it over with

They laugh and Russ says "that is so airing!"


C: You know who has a great sense of humor? Someone who laughs at my jokes.
R: You laugh at all your jokes
C: I do, I've done it all my life. If you're don't think you're funny than nobody else will
R: You really think Jeff thinks he's funny?
C: Jeff is funny
R: I think he thinks he's being normal and doesn't realize why everyone laughs.


Feeds switch to Jessie who is eating squid
Jess: How much squid do you think you can eat without getting sick?
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Topic #11890017
Zap - Jeff tells Jordan to let out gas pain so she farts! NT 0 Replies #11890017 10:22PM 31/07/2009
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Topic #11890021
JanJan - Jeff and Jordan reminiscing about Casey. They both really liked him and enjoyed his antics. 0 Replies #11890021 10:22PM 31/07/2009
They laugh about him saying to Natalie (n his way out the door) "Go make Jessie a sandwich!"
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Topic #11890033
IceTheBest - Jeff recalls what Jessie told him right after HOH compo 0 Replies #11890033 10:22PM 31/07/2009
Jeff to Jordan: Dude, Jessie is such a dork. First of all, when I walked into the bathroom, I cold barely walk, I was so cold, but he walked up and says, "Good job, man. Don't worry you're safe." Dude, you're the one who's not safe. I was the one up there for four hours making a deal. So don't f'n tell me like it was your doing."
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Topic #11890112
Zap - Chima plz put on Mic stil in HOH NT 0 Replies #11890112 10:26PM 31/07/2009
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Topic #11890115
IceTheBest - Jordan: Surely America wouldn't vote for Jessie 0 Replies #11890115 10:26PM 31/07/2009
Jordan: That mystery power just can't get in the hands of Natalie, Chima or Jessie.

Jeff: Um, why would it?

Jordan: I think that Thursday is going to be the night of our lives.

Jeff: I hope so. Or maybe the voting is until Sunday. But, why would they give it to Jessie.

Jordan: I don't know, it's not us. Surely they wouldn't vote that way though. Maybe they saw how he looked Thursday when Casey said all those things.

Jeff: Dude, he was so embarrassed. It was great.

Jordan: Well if America saw that live, they know what they're dealing with and surely, he won't get it.

Jeff: Surely. I hope not.

Jordan: I hope not.
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Topic #11890125
JanJan - Jessie eating at the round table. Lydia cleaning in the kitchen: wiping counters, washing dishes. 0 Replies #11890125 10:26PM 31/07/2009
Jessie has a huge helping of food on his plate (squash/squid), a gallon water jug and the jar of pickles. Jessie asks her to bring him a glass...but other than that, no talking between these two. Silence.
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Topic #11890128
Zap - Jessie enjoying his have not food. NT 0 Replies #11890128 10:26PM 31/07/2009
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Topic #11890139
Zazny - Jordan was talking about how the microphones are camouflaged and BB told her to stop talking about production NT 0 Replies #11890139 10:27PM 31/07/2009
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Topic #11890140
Zap - Jordan getts yelled at by BB for talking about the mics being camoflaushed NT 0 Replies #11890140 10:27PM 31/07/2009
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Topic #11890159
Zap - Fish... NT 0 Replies #11890159 10:28PM 31/07/2009
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Topic #11890207
Zap - Jess still solking about being a have not. Does not think it was fair NT 0 Replies #11890207 10:29PM 31/07/2009
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Topic #11890323
Zenyatta - Chima and Russ laughing that if Jordan gets the "wizard" power--she wont know how to use it and will tell Jeff and lose the power NT 0 Replies #11890323 10:34PM 31/07/2009
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Topic #11890328
Zap - Russ calls Nat Scrappy-Doo. Then gets called to DR NT 0 Replies #11890328 10:34PM 31/07/2009
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Topic #11890329
JanJan - Jessie complains to Lydia about the squid being too chewy. 0 Replies #11890329 10:34PM 31/07/2009
He continues to complain about Jordan's selection - making him a have not.

Up in the HOH, Russ and Chima still sprawled on the bed. They are talking casually about house guests. Chima making digs about Lydia. Chima says Jessie REALLY likes Natalie. Russ finds it hard to believe, then says "whatever". Chima wanted wine - says about BB "B@$tards!". She jokes that Jordan will win power then lose it because she will ask Jeff for advise (ed: HG winning Special Power is not allowed to reveal it to anyone).
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Topic #11890396
Zap - Jess knows Ronnie is not safe. Ron still thinks he as Mich vote. NT 0 Replies #11890396 10:37PM 31/07/2009
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Topic #11890414
Zazny - Chima and Russell discuss Jessie & Natalie, what if Jordan wins the power, and Casey 0 Replies #11890414 10:39PM 31/07/2009
C: Natalie likes Jessie
R: Do you think he likes the tomboy...look?
C: You bond with people in this house
R: You say you wouldn't talk to me outside this house?
C: That's exactly what I'm saying
R: I'd try to talk to you outside this house
C: Really?

Chima says she thinks Jordan will get the wizard power and not know what to do with it. She thinks she will consult with Jeff and she will lose the power. C: "Jordan, please come to the diary room, that power you got is null and void" They giggle.

C: Mark my words, that is exactly what will happen.
R discusses Lydia on the HOH screen
C: We're like Beavis and Butthead. Our commentary.
Russell seems to be giving voices to Jessie and Lydia and Natalie on the screen

C: Lydia likes you and Jessie
R: Lydia's just horny
C: That's what I'm saying. The only ones who won't get it are Ronnie and Kevin. She let Jordan have Jeff but you 2 are [free].

They say that Lydia/Kevin are together but nobody gives Lydia ***** because Kevin is gay.

R: In lamers terms
C: Lamers? Did you say lamers? It's laymans!

Russ gets embarrassed

They talk about Casey
C: I didn't like him wanting to be black. I called him out on the first day. I asked him "why are you trying to speak like an ignorant, urban Black person. Oh I said you're the 4th black person in the house."
R: What did he say?
C: He said something about Kevin acting gay. I said he was born gay but you weren't born Black. It annoys me. With that Little John wear. He's a 40 year old man, why does he wear that clothing? No one should speak like that. He's a teacher! Can you imagine him talking like that in class?
R: I don't think he talks like that in class
C: I hope not!
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Topic #11890423
JanJan - Chima and Russ mentioning "couples" in the house (Lydia/Kevin, Jordan/Jeff, Nat/Jessie) 0 Replies #11890423 10:39PM 31/07/2009
Lydia doesn't get sh*t for it because Kevin is gay. Russel, to make a point, says "Let me put this in Lamer terms" and Chima laughs at him because he meant "Laymen's terms".
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Topic #11890454
Zap - Jeff told to stop whistling NT 0 Replies #11890454 10:40PM 31/07/2009
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