Jordan's on a roll tonight and she's not even trying.
She's telling the crew each of her friend's nickname and the stories behind each name.
Russell: So what's their nickname for you?
Jordan: My middle name is Haley, and I can be real moody, sometimes. Or I can get aggravated, especially when I'm being moody, you know when I'm like on my period, they start saying me, "Jordan, don't be in the Haley." They said that's my other personality.
Jordan said she has a CD of all her friends clowning around.
She says another story: You know my friend, the one I just told you about, the one we call Bean. Once she had fire on her underwear, so we sang this song we made up about them:
Oh my panties are at my ankles, Chelsea's underwear have fire;
We're singing in the den and Chelsea's cooter's hanging out.
We're a little bit drunk, but you'll never ever know;
We'll be singing in the attic . . .
But then I can't say the rest.
Russell laughs: I know what you're going to say. |
