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Topic #12466994
IceTheBest - Jeff snaps: I'm sorry Jordan if I don't have an exit and that every single f'n scenario has to have me on the block. 1 Replies #12466994 10:14PM 21/08/2009
She was talking that Kevin would protect Jeff, but not Jordan and he might put Jordan on the block.

Jeff yelling: Sooner or later one of us is going up on the block.

She just stares at him.
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SkyDreams - it was after Jeff told her that Russ said he wouldn't put him up (not Kevin). NT #12467048 10:17PM 21/08/2009
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Topic #12467006
Zap - Jordan back in DR. Jeff says they will ask 1 question NT 0 Replies #12467006 10:15PM 21/08/2009
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Topic #12467010
IceTheBest - J/J decide not to tell Michele what they're planning 0 Replies #12467010 10:15PM 21/08/2009
Jordan: We'll tell her to try but don't tell her.
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Topic #12467036
IceTheBest - Jordan: Quit giving attitude with me 0 Replies #12467036 10:16PM 21/08/2009
Jordan: I hate when you raise your voice with me.

Jeff snaps more and yells louder: Because you f'n tell her. You always tell me to tell everyone and I'm the one everyone wants out of the house and you sit back and make cookies. You f;n tell. You start doing some of this f'n stuff.

Jordan: It's not because I'm trying to get people . .

Jeff: Don't start on me.

Jordan: Cuz you always tell me I tell too much and you get mad at me. So SORRY

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Topic #12467137
IceTheBest - Jeff being very scattered and avoiding serious convo w/Jordan 0 Replies #12467137 10:21PM 21/08/2009
They laugh in between spats.

Jordan called to DR.

Jordan: When I come back we'll talk and nobody else better be in here.
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Topic #12467227
IceTheBest - Michele and Russ go out in BY after dinner and compare notes (long) 0 Replies #12467227 10:25PM 21/08/2009
They're comparing notes on what they observed with Natalie.

M: She's not being overly aggressive, but she's getting some stabs in about you to Jeff.

R: Yeah, she's been staring at me all day.

M: She's trying to get in my head. Said something about the hair on my belly. I know I have some fuzz there.

R: Don't let her get in your head.

M: I'm not.

R: Dude, she's been kissing as so f'n hard.

M: Yeah, but Jeff's not an idiot. He remembers what's happened.

R: I just hope he's not planning on backdooring either one of us.

M: I would hope not, but that's always possible, but that's not how it's suppose to go.

R: If I keep my distance from you don't take it the wrong way, I just don't want to make us anymore of a target. I get the feeling Jeff is getting intimidated, that's why he's not telling us much any more.

M: Jordan is talking alot to Kevin.

R: Dude, see what's up with that.

M: I don't know but they're talking more. Today I was there with Jordan, Nat and Kevin and they said a joke that I didn't get and Kevin said, "Inside joke."

R: See that's weird. They could be backdooring us.

M: That girl (Nat) really hates me.

R: I know.

M: Kevin has been doing well lately.

R: If the competition is that picture thing, he's real good at that since he's so good at graphics and stuff like that.
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Topic #12467301
Zap - Mini J/J tiff. Jordan saying its all Jeff's fault NT 1 Replies #12467301 10:28PM 21/08/2009
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IceTheBest - Jeff was barking orders and then Jordan got mad too and says #12467484 10:36PM 21/08/2009
Jeff: I'm just trying to help you. If you don't want my help, let's split up and you go your way and I'll go mine. I'm being serious. But it's too late for that, so we're stuck.

Jordan: You made me mad.

She takes off her microphone, pulls up the covers and turns around and goes to bed. She's quit talking to him.

Jeff talking aloud: This relationship sucks.

They're so mad, they start laughing.

Jeff; What the F. I've got tampons in the bathroom. I f'n argue every night and I get nothing back in a positive light. This sucks. I get all the negative sh!t. We're f'n around tonight in bed, that's it.

They laugh.

Jordan: No. It's because I'm on my period right now. I get like this, and I don't feel like getting yelled at. And YOOUUUU, Mr. Bossy, are always trying to tell me what to do and it makes me so mad. And I am not in the mood to hear all that. I'm not.
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Topic #12467403
Zap - Jeff asks Jordan for a 5 min break away from eachother. 1 Replies #12467403 10:32PM 21/08/2009
Jor are u serious. Jeff is trying to be mean but cant well keep a str8 face.
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IceTheBest - Jordan said that hurt her feelings #12467681 10:45PM 21/08/2009
Jeff: Alright, get out of here. Do you need a 5 minute break from each other?

Jordan: Why do you want one?

Jeff: You crack me up.

Jordan: Why it hurt my feelings that you said that.

Jeff: Why because I asked for a break.

Jordan: Yes.

Jeff: I hurt your feeling.

Jordan: Yeah, you hurt my feelings when you say that.

Jeff: I don't mean to.

Jordan: Well you and Bob go listen to each other, okay.
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Topic #12467586
Zap - Jeff thinks its best to keep Russ 0 Replies #12467586 10:41PM 21/08/2009
He thinks his odds are better bc Russ would keep his word to Jeff only
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Topic #12467793
IceTheBest - Jordan says they ought to tell Michele about their plan to BD Russell 0 Replies #12467793 10:50PM 21/08/2009
Jordan says they need to keep Mich in the loop. Jeff and Jordan keep going back and forth on whether to backdoor Russ.

Jeff: We'll see what happens in POV and we'll go from there.

Jordan: I think she'd be in on it if you tell her. Cuz, like today, Natalie was laughing at Russell. He was on the hammock and like staring at us and we started laughing. Well, Natalie said something and Michele was what? And Natalie goes, Oh nothing, it's an inside joke and you wouldn't understand," like that to Michele. And Michele just looked at me, so I think she thinks I'm getting close to Nat and Kevin. She's kinda getting snappy about stuff and I'm like calm down."

Jordan continues: Maybe we need to make me, you, Mich and Nat to the final four. And then drop Michele and take Natalie to the final 3.

Jeff: It would be great if we could pick who went out each week.

Jordan: Well, it's gonna happen. We can take out Russell out this week and then Kevin next week.

Jeff: Really? Well you or Michele has to win HOH. If you or Michele don't win, we're in trouble. One of us is going on the block. I think Michele will be the target, but if she wins POV, it would be one of us.

Jordan: Are you thinking it's a bad idea to send Russell this week.

Jeff: I don't know. If he doesn't go this week, Kevin would go home and Natalie would be after, if we kept Russell. I can't play HOH next week, so I need as many options to keep me safe. So you and Michele and Russell are the best options.
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Topic #12467836
Zap - Jeff to Jor: I want a divorce NT 0 Replies #12467836 10:51PM 21/08/2009
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Topic #12467889
NoNeedtoSitDown - Jeff has gotten really irritated w/Jordo in the HOH room & he firmly but frankly says to her: 1 Replies #12467889 10:54PM 21/08/2009
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Kixx - Jeff - "I'm sorry you have your period, so does every other woman in the world. They're not assh*les all the time. Why can't we have some fun?" NT #12468009 11:01PM 21/08/2009
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Topic #12468102
Zap - Cards: 0 Replies #12468102 11:04PM 21/08/2009
Remember Jeff is busting her chops by not knowing suits and he doesn't remember how to play GO FISH? He is going over the rules asking how to play.
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Topic #12468171
Zap - Russ explaining his accident. 0 Replies #12468171 11:07PM 21/08/2009
He is explaining that his left knee got messed up badly. The had to take out his quad. During the reconstruction on his knee
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Topic #12468226
NoNeedtoSitDown - Jeff is teaching Jordo how to play Go Fish & it is the most hilarious/sad/funny episode of the Jeff & Jordan show yet. Jordo is saying no, to cards s 0 Replies #12468226 11:10PM 21/08/2009
she does have in her hand,
she keeps showing her cards to Jeff & when he asks her not to show her cards, she tells him not to CHEAT.
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Topic #12468332
NoNeedtoSitDown - Jeff & Jordo were spatting & then laffing prior to this Go Fish game & Jeff went downstairs to get a bowl of cereal after demanding that Jordo do it f 0 Replies #12468332 11:15PM 21/08/2009
do it for him, which she laffed & ignored.
He walked over to the HOH table & asked Jordo if she wanted a cookie & she said, NO, obviously upset w/him & he said, do you want to split one & she said NO, so he walked into the bathroom, took her in his arms with her doing her usual, noooooooooooooooooo jaaaaaaaayfff & bit her neck, she fell onto the floor & it almost looked like she was pulling him down with her but he just laffed at her & then helped pull her back up from the floor but said his back hurt after doing it!
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Topic #12468408
NoNeedtoSitDown - Jordo has lost at Go Fish & now wants to play Slap Jack, Jeff says what is this slap thing? What is the point, what skill do you have to have? & now 0 Replies #12468408 11:19PM 21/08/2009
fussing at her cuz she didn't shuffle the cards after Go Fish & they are all going to be in order.
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Topic #12468450
NoNeedtoSitDown - Jordo gets very upset w/Jeff & says she is going to sleep in the SS room 2nite & he says why can't you appreciate that i am trying to teach you someth 0 Replies #12468450 11:20PM 21/08/2009
something & just say thank you.
She says THANK YOU & he asks, was that sarcastic? she just gives him a LOOK.
She is really pouting & mad at him but he is not giving in to her.
He says he wants to play Slap Jack w/her.
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Topic #12468471
NoNeedtoSitDown - J/J are both cheating so much at Slap Jack, w/Jordo slapping every card & them playing way too close! NT 0 Replies #12468471 11:22PM 21/08/2009
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Topic #12468551
SouthernBelladonna - Russ and Mich sharing personal stories in the BY. They talk about thier parents. 0 Replies #12468551 11:25PM 21/08/2009
Russ says that no matter what you do, you're parents are proud. Mich starts to talk about her parents being distant. FOTH

Now all feeds on HOH. Jordan is playing with cards. Jeff is in the WR.
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Topic #12468741
NoNeedtoSitDown - J/J turn off lights to try to get sleepy, Jeff asks for a backrub & sniffs the linens & J/J start ragging Michele for being the BO culprit & not showe 0 Replies #12468741 11:33PM 21/08/2009
showering in two days cuz of HN status while completely oblivious to Natalie's non hygenic house habits.
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Topic #12468788
jellybeanBB - Jeff and Jordon talking in HOH 0 Replies #12468788 11:35PM 21/08/2009
Jeff asks Jordon to smell the bed because "Michelle took a nap up here and I here her say outside she hasn't showered in three days."

Jordon relates the story Michelle told Jordon last night that her husband tells her she is the smelliest person he knows.
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Topic #12468887
caylashae - Mic and Russ talking about how cool it is that they're on Wikipedia 0 Replies #12468887 11:39PM 21/08/2009
and they can search for themselves.
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Topic #12468943
NoNeedtoSitDown - Jordan rubbing Jeff's hair & now tells Jeff that if they out Nat & keep Russ, Russ will go after Kev next week! NT 1 Replies #12468943 11:41PM 21/08/2009
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NoNeedtoSitDown - Now Jordo is telling Jeff she wants Nat in F4 NT #12469090 11:49PM 21/08/2009
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Topic #12469029
caylashae - Russ says that the first thing he'll do when he gets out is go to confession. 0 Replies #12469029 11:45PM 21/08/2009
Russ: Everything I said, I didn't mean it...except for what I said to Chima. (lol)
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