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Topic #12743209
satx1 - Jeff in WC puting in contacts. Jord says she was ill this morning. Jeff asks her "what the F is Ewww? Jordan replies, no ill. She 0 Replies #12743209 1:45PM 01/09/2009
then tells them you say that when you are mad "Ewww" (?).

Jordan changes clothes in the Shower (white shorts and red top).

Michele enters and says she wants to shower, she feels so messy. Michele gets into shower and starts showering. Jeff has changed to his swimming trunks and is shaving his face. All 4 feeds on Jeff shaving. No talking.
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Topic #12743213
Teamcolt45 - all 4 feeds on Jeff shaving....Mich is in shower NT 0 Replies #12743213 1:45PM 01/09/2009
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Topic #12743335
satx1 - All 4 feeds now switch to Jord in the Kitchen getting something to eat. Jeff joins her and makes a protein shake and leaves. 0 Replies #12743335 1:54PM 01/09/2009
Jordan takes her bowl of food and drink and sits at the table. Jeff is back and now fixing himself something to eat. (No talking, and no one else on camera)


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Topic #12743503
satx1 - Nat/Kev drag into the kitchen, They both get a bowl of looks like fruit and cottage cheese. Kev is wearing a yellow 0 Replies #12743503 2:06PM 01/09/2009
v neck t-shirt and Nat a light blue top and shorts. Jordan leaves and goes to BY.

Nat is whispering something to Kev but I couldn't make it out. Something...if I wanted to take Mich POV...(??)

Kev says they are really going to try today too. Then says Damn, today is only Tuesday. They are eating their food back in bed in the RR.

Nats says I told them I would be as dumb as he was to take that deal (talking with her mouth full of food). Kev says that Mich doesn't know about the deal that he and Jeff had. Kev says I'm gonna tell her. Kev says it's like this dude is screwing the girls.

(Difficulty hearing because of the LOUD smacking noises, sorry)
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Topic #12743720
satx1 - Kev asks Nat what Jeff said to her. She replies it started up with I know I'm going home, but I have a sweet deal for you. 0 Replies #12743720 2:18PM 01/09/2009
Kev says talk to Jordan too (stops talking to see if anyone is in pool room, no one is there).

Nat says that it is 50/50 with them if they are F2. Nat says no matter what Jeff will vote for Jord, Jord will vote for Jeff. She says Jess/Lydia are a wash and J/J are a wash. She says they can't screw each other.

Kev wonders if she (Jor) would campaign or enter thoughts if Kev was leaving. Nat says No probably not, don't hold your breath.

Kev Dude, Coc*blocking is so hard when there's 3 people. Nat says you don't even have to Coc*block, do you actually think I would have made that deal?

Kev says no, it makes them wait. He says he wants them to wait 'til thursday and he wants Jeff to become a lurker a schemer. He's too cool in this game, he doesn't want to hide in a corner or wave people over. Kev laughs.

Kev wonders if all three of them are out there together now. Kev says Jord was asking Nat in front of Jeff to evict her. Nat says "Not anymore".

Kev says he wants to tell Mich (to create extra drama) that Nat is acting weird.
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Topic #12743932
satx1 - Michele tells Jeff poolside that she knows there is someone taking down all the weird things she says. (LOL) Jeff is floating on the blue 0 Replies #12743932 2:29PM 01/09/2009
raft in the pool, Michele on the pink intertube.

Kev/Nat still in RR talking on two feeds. Jordan was in the BY but I can't find her now.
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Topic #12744223
satx1 - Kev/Nat RR 0 Replies #12744223 2:48PM 01/09/2009
Nat says as soon as Jessie got his HOH key we knew that Casey was going home. When you are in alliance with someone and someone gets HOH you should feel 100% safe, that's the way it works.

Kev says He(Ronnie) was going to flip the script and save Laura. Me, Lydia, weren't you there when we hid Laura in the WC, we had the votes to keep Laura, this was before the blow up with Ronnie and Laura. Kev says he forgets who was in the room and Ron says why don't we keep Laura and promise our safety next week, but nobody would expect it, but we would be going against what Jessie wants. Kev says he doesn't know if Jeff was on block or Jordan. Kev says Jordan was on the block we wouldn't have kept Jeff.

Kev says that Ronnie gets Laura and says we have a propositionfor you, we have the votes to keep you if you give us safety. Kev says then you and Jessie come upstairs and we take Laura into the WC and hide her. Kev says I run in there and Chima was there, I pretend I'm taking a shower, Laura is hiding in the toilet and we are listening in on your conv. with Jessie, you and Ronnie. Nat says Chima was part of our alliance. Laura was listening to everything and then after you left we were like OMG, and I left. Laura and Ronnie were left talking.

Nat says we confronted Ronnie and Russell and we didn't know who was lying and then we confronted Laura and she told us. So that was your friend, right there. Nat says you are lucky that wasn't mentioned because Jessie would have been after you. Kev says that was all Ronnie, he orchestrated everything. Kev says Ronnie and Russell were together and Nat says no they weren't. Kev says yeeessss they were!!

Nat says Russell was not on board, Kev says YES he was. He voted opposite, every time there was a kinky vote it was Russell. Nat says I know Chima wouldn't have done in anyway, I know Chima. Kev says the votes were there, we were the last pieces. Jessie was all buddy-buddy with Ronnie when Ronnie was about to F*** him. Nat says Ronnie was just twisting that sh** up like he did in week 1. She says he was trying to make you think the votes were there.

Kev says I'm just saying Ronnie was not 100% loyal. He says can you imagine me campaigning to keep Mich right now, what kind of person would do that. He says I can't believe Chima didn't tell you.

Kev says Laura told everyone outside what Ronnie was doing, how did that blow up occur? Nat says "because of me" she recounts that she went to Laura and found out she wasn't campaigning.

Kev says there were 2 people lying and it was revealed he WAS lying why would you guys want to still keep him? Nat says what he was trying to do was send Russell home the next week, he still wasn't after us, he still wasn't putting us up, ya know?

Kev, that's true, that makes sense because me, Lydia, and Chima were always anti-Russell.

Nat says Ronnie was doing a good job, but he pushed too hard. He decided to do that last thing and it ruined it for him.
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Topic #12744489
satx1 - Kev/Nat RR 0 Replies #12744489 3:04PM 01/09/2009
Nat: So what's our prank for the week? Pandora's box is kinda old now.

Kev: That's true. I want to do something with a purpose, ya know? Welcome to the F4, something like that.

Nat: Um hum.

Kev: I'm seriously thinking about hiding all the under wear. She's very self-conscious about stuff like that.

Mich: Hide her socks?

Kev; Um mmmm

Nat: Yeah, Jordan told her in the compteition to pull her pants up cause she could see her Azz crack.

Kev suggests something about contacts/solution (I didn't get it) and Nat responds, no because that's interfering with her vision. Nat says we can do Jeff's he will be gone.

Nat says hide her monkey. Dude, did you know that Ronnie got a bucket of water and was about to pour it. Me and Jessie were egging him on.

Kev says at that point he realized he wasn't going to be saved.

Nat: Yeah, he didn't care.

Kev: What did Julie says that there were more twists?

Nat: No she said have nots are over but there are more surprises around the corner.







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Topic #12744768
satx1 - Jeff/Mich BY Michele is in lounger eating, Jeff is nearby sunning with his eyes closed. Kev/Nat still in RR Kevin asks if they can do a 0 Replies #12744768 3:18PM 01/09/2009
bucket of water on the door thing.

Nat says what about the faucet thing, let's go do that right now. And the third will be something with the shower? I would love to have it on top so when the door opens.

Kev says can't do that because they would have there microphones on.

Nat: What about something in their bed.

Kev: Get Michele's mouse and tie a string on it so that when you open the door it scurries across the room.

Nat says that's dumb. If someone put a bug in my bed I would kill them.

Nat Let's make something to eat and put a bunch of "???" something in it.
Let's go do the rubber-band on the thingy now.

Kev: We need the rubber bands from the brocolli. They will know it's us though.

Nat: So what? It's a f*ing prank, get over it!

They both go to Kitchen. It looks likek they are putting a rubber band on the Kitchen faucet so that the water will squirt. Nat giggles and says "okay what else?"

They both go back to BB. Nat again says "What else"

Kev says we got both of them, one for Mich and one for Jeff. Kev says if they think you did it then it will be fun and amazing. If they think I did it, oh well.

Kev says I think we should do the rat one going across the floor.

Nat says you can't take that string off the ceiling, you can't do that.

Kev says it's just useless string left up there.

Nat says you should have put different rubber bands, is it too late? Never mind, they will know it's us anyways.

Nat AGAIN says "what else"

Kev: How about we hide you in the trash can?

Nat: How about No.

Kev: I've run out of ideas because a lot of this sh** we can't do in this weird house, you can't touch it.

Nat: Let's make like a fake idol, "find the idol and you can have safety"

Kev: We're not on Survivor. We would need something..

Nat: Can we make a key out of a hanger?



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Topic #12744904
satx1 - Kev/Nat RR continued 0 Replies #12744904 3:24PM 01/09/2009
Nat: Let's hide all the dishes.

Kev: That's a f'n lot of dishes.

Nat: How about towels, this show would be funny no towels.

Kev: How about you do that one.

Nat: No, that would take too long though.

Nat is deep in thought while she is picking on her nose and examining what she finds. Kev is in bed with the covers pulled up to his neck, yawning.

Nat: Can we do something with the knobs so that water can't come on to take a shower?

Both are still deep in thought, Kev is looking at the ceiling and blinking his eyes frequently.

Nat: We can do the bucket thing as long as it's not a lot of water.

Kev: I suppose.

Nat: But how are we going to close the door?

Kev: That's true, maybe if it's not a lot of water.

Nat: We would have to set it on top of that spring to the have-not door.

Kev: No, it would need to be on top of the door.

Nat: Then we couldn't do it because it would have to be hanging. It wouldn't work.

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Topic #12745012
satx1 - More Kev/Nat RR 0 Replies #12745012 3:29PM 01/09/2009
Kev: How about we fill sun tan lotion with chocolate?

Nat: That would be good, but the chocolate couldn't be clumpy.

Kev: What about whipped cream?

Nat: What about sour cream, stir it up a little so that it comes out watery? But do they use that bottle?

Kev: We will hide the other one, they are both white.

Kev: It's too late for today they are already sun tanning. We'll do that one tomorrow.

Nat: That's a good idea.

Nat: Jeff is going to be bummed out tomorrow, it will be his last day to lay out. He will HAVE to lay out tomorrow. Two more days and he's gone.

Kev: Yeah We should do something to the workout bench because no one uses it except Jeff.

Nat: He barely uses it, he's not going to use it any more. I thought about that too.

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Topic #12745255
satx1 - J/J in GR. playing around. Jeff says that he loves the way Jordan jumps when he first touches her. She said you scared me. 0 Replies #12745255 3:45PM 01/09/2009
Jord says when she came in Nat/Kev were talking and it was awkward.

Jeff says he thinks it's funny that Kevin doesn't use his HOH room. He says give me the HOH room. Jordan says that Michele told her that he now locks the HOH room because Michele was up there sleeping.

Jeff says that he can't hear/understand Michele when she talks. He says he keeps saying "what".

Jordan says "Really, that's soooo funny."

They are playful and Jordan says "No don't smell me!" Jeff says where's that man's deodorant. Jordan is laughing asks Jeff what he's cooking tonight.

Jeff says nothing for you, you abandoned me. He tells her he wants to do work out and then he will walk with her and then shower and get ready and cook a John Gati dinner tonight. He suggests throwing something on grill tonight. Jordan says barbecued grilled chicken? Jeff says yeah, I can do that. He says he can do bbq pork chops and lemon chicken. Jordan says either one.

Jeff says "Jeff is gone, show's over"; "Jeff and Jordan is gone, show is over."

Jor says do you think if we hadn't gotten rid of Russell we wouldn't have been in this situation? Jeff says, IDK, he might have come after us. All we needed to do was with the POV and it would have been a great move. But we didn't. Jordan says "I didn't" and Jeff says "I didn't".

Jordan says "we lost"
Jeff says "it hurts"
Jordan says "It's over"

Jeff laughs out loud.





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Topic #12745646
satx1 - Kev/Nat sleeping in RR; J/J in GR playful, laughing and talking about their goodbye messages to each other. 0 Replies #12745646 4:05PM 01/09/2009
Jord: Look at these pimples.
Jeff: It's gross!
Jord: It's stress!

Jeff is laying on his stomach with his eyes closed and Jordan scratches/rubs his back. Mich is not on camera, 2 feeds on RR sleepers and 2 of GR. No talking now.
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Topic #12745795
satx1 - J/J GR: Jordan says she hates when they get locked in HOH room. She says on a positive note. 0 Replies #12745795 4:14PM 01/09/2009
if you hadn't won the CDT thing we would have been out. Jeff agrees.

Jord says if Jeff goes she won't know who to go with. Jeff says "I would go with Michele." "Michele will take you, believe me." Jeff says "The key is Kevin's gone."

Jeff says if Kev had won and knocked Russell out, or you would have won and I played in that choc. milk thing I would have smoked you all. But, everything happens for a reason.

Jeff: You can "what if" all day. You can't beat yourself up with what-if's.

Jord: If Kev wins that Veto thing we are screwed.

Jeff: Don't beat yourself up, whatever happens, happens. Just win.
Jord: I don't do good under pressure.
Jeff: Then just hope for the best.
Jord: I put a Milkyway in the freezer, you want half of it?
Jeff: Sounds good, I put a Snickers in there too. Maybe tonight.

Mich is now on feeds alone in the pool.

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Topic #12745926
satx1 - Jeff turns on the sink in the Kitchen and water squirts out. Jordan asks who did that and Jeff says IDK someone. He says he's not cleaning it 0 Replies #12745926 4:22PM 01/09/2009
up and he's not going to refill the ice tray. He says they should have spent time washing the dishes instead of that prank.

J/J take their snack and go back to GR.

(Gotta leave for a while, hope someone can take over)
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Topic #12746353
Uncle_Ruckus - Kev and Nat asleep in RR. J/J/M are in the GR...general talk..J running her fingers throug Jeff's hair :D NT 0 Replies #12746353 4:46PM 01/09/2009
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Topic #12746727
Uncle_Ruckus - Jor/ Michelle still talking in GR..Michelle says she and her husband are thinking about moving to Hollywood NT 0 Replies #12746727 5:04PM 01/09/2009
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Topic #12746739
satx1 - Mich/Jord/Jeff in GR. 0 Replies #12746739 5:05PM 01/09/2009
Mich and Jordan talk about after BB trying to get back to work, answer emails, etc.

Mich: I will have like 400 emails. I'm attached to my computer.
Jord: Wow
Mich: One thing I'll have to have is my interview suit, in case I don't have a job.
Jord: Hopefully they will keep you. If you don't have a job would you be mad or just that you would find another one.
Mich: I don't want to say anything about my job now.
Nat: Okay, I'll probably go back to my salon, take a break.
Mich: We can work out before we eat.
Jord: When are you working out?
Jeff: In about an hour.
Jord: Okay
Jord: The only time I like to sit out in the sun, is like if there is an ocean.
Mich: I like to sit out at the ocean even if it's cloudy.
Jord: Really?
Mich: Yeah, it's so peaceful.

Mich: I wish Kev would f'en use his HOH room.
Jeff: I don't understand...
Jord: Is he down here?
Mich: Yeah.

Mich: Nat decided to give me her shirt and now I understand, it smells so bad.
Jord: What does it smell like?
Mich: French fries and food.

Jord: I just want to be around a lot of people.
Mich: Yeah, giggles.


General talk about apartments, costs, locations, etc.
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Topic #12746787
Jolt10 - Michele say she knows why N gave her that shirt now. It smells aweful, Like vegetable oil. 0 Replies #12746787 5:08PM 01/09/2009
In the past 20 mins or so. JJM have all been in the green room. They discusses the ant situation.. with M pointint out how many dirty dishes are in the RR. She says they leave candy rappers all over too. Mentions she found sugar spilled all over the kitchen counter.

M and Jo discuss rent prices where they live...and how much cheaper it is where Jo lives..compared to M.

Jo finally says she is going to take a nap... so M finally leaves.

all quiet now....
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Topic #12746931
Jolt10 - E1 but M is asleep. M is in the KT doing the dishes. NT 0 Replies #12746931 5:17PM 01/09/2009
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Topic #12747501
muddbull - Jordan out of the DR (has been in for a while). asks Michele to walk with her in the BY NT 0 Replies #12747501 5:49PM 01/09/2009
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Topic #12748141
becky711 - Jeff, Jordan, Michele exercising in BY. Kevin, Nat sleeping in RR. NT 0 Replies #12748141 6:22PM 01/09/2009
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Topic #12749414
satx1 - Mich/Jord talk in WC about botox. Jordan is wondering if she needs some that she thinks her skin will be really wrinkled by the time she's 28. Mich 0 Replies #12749414 7:07PM 01/09/2009
says there are lots of products with real scientist working on stuff that can soften wrinkles. She says that some products cost $300 but you can buy the same stuff for like $10. She says the best stuff is not $300. She said she would email Jord with a link for her to check out some products.

JordL That's good to know, she'll tell her mom.

Mich: Neutrogena's bar is real good. I'll have to send you that blog it compares everything and they are like scientist, they know. They can't reveal who they work for, they all have code names. They compare the ingredients in the bottle. They all talk to each other but they are all from different companies.

Mich: I'm off the chart sweaty. (She's getting ready to shower)



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Topic #12749633
satx1 - Kev/Nat/Jord in kitchen. Kevin is making something, Jordan starts helping by 0 Replies #12749633 7:14PM 01/09/2009
putting up the dishes.

Nat to Jord: Are you hungry? We're making some steaks.

Jord: You are?

Nat: Yeah....whispers when Jordan leaves "I don't know how good they'll be."

Jeff walks through the Kitchen, Mich is in the shower, Jord comes back into the kitchen.

Kev: Natalie, if you can get the garlic.

Nat: Garlic salt?

Kev: No, actual garlic.

Nat: Oh, like you cut up?

Jeff is now in WC shaving, Jordan is fixing something on the counter.

Nat: Is this the stuff that makes your eyes runny?

Jord: No, that's onion. Garlic will make your fingers real smelly.

Nat: You have to peal it, right?

Kev: Yeah.

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Topic #12749831
satx1 - Kev/Nat/Jord in Kitchen. 0 Replies #12749831 7:19PM 01/09/2009
Kev: We'll do the garlic like Jeff does. (Looks like Kev is making a marinating sauce for the beef) We'll need way more limes than this.

Jord: Yeah, there's more limes in the frig.

Mich is out of shower and Jeff is laying on the couch in WC, gets up and goes into shower.

Not much talking going on at this time.
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