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Topic #12955726 JimHo - Nat: "It's going to be hard waking up to an alarm clock..." 0 Replies #12955726 3:42PM 12/09/2009 "after waking up to loud -ss music for three months." They slept good here. A jet plane rumbles overhead. Except for the spoons scraping on the side of cereal bowls, all else is still. It is morning in the afternoon in the Big Brother house and so.... Kevin begins the ongoing interrogation: "Do you think Jessie thought he had a chance with you?" Natalie replies negative but... "he's not a bad guy - if I wasn't in a relationship, I might go out with him. He's not ugly or a loser, y'know? If I was single, it would be a possibility." Kevin: "girl, he's unemployed" Nat: "he's a bodybuilder. He's a sponsored athlete. He gets paid to make appearances. Go to shows and..." Kevin: "Yeah" Nat: "But nothing major, yer right.... I'm going to take a shower." She leaves. Kevin sits back and watches the afternoon tick by. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12955862 n2ition - K back in bed....looks deep in thought. NT 0 Replies #12955862 4:00PM 12/09/2009 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12955870 n2ition - Nat in shower.....J still napping, I guess. No conversation anywhere. NT 0 Replies #12955870 4:02PM 12/09/2009 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12956230 n2ition - K & N cleaning windows/mirrors.....inside and outside. K says they have to do something. NT 0 Replies #12956230 4:37PM 12/09/2009 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12956252 JimHo - Boredom overcomes Kevin so he starts cleaning 0 Replies #12956252 4:40PM 12/09/2009 He's cleaning the one-way mirrors. Natalie calls Kevin a liar because he said she could get into HOH and now she can't. "I can't feed the fishes, they're going to die." Kevin says, "maybe its locked cuz they're going to give us a movie." Nat: "yeah, doubt it." Nat: "So we gotta figure out this fish thing." (she's the only one really concerned about the fish in the HoH). Well, five minutes is enough cleaning for Kevin so he gets the croquet set and heads out to the BY. Natalie is in the SR and I assume Jordan is still playing Sleeping Beauty. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12956266 JimHo - Kevin is having a hard time getting the croquet wickets into the astroturf NT 0 Replies #12956266 4:40PM 12/09/2009 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12956327 JimHo - Croquet isn't working. The wickets won't stick into the turf. 0 Replies #12956327 4:45PM 12/09/2009 Kevin says to himself, "great, can't play... gotta think." He's trying to figure out a solution. He heads into kitchen and looks at the utensils. Hmmm... He takes out a butter knife. Oh, Natalie's "fish thing" refers to what she wants to cook for dinner but everything's frozen. Maybe she can defrost it in the microwave. Kevin: "so we're basically left with <pause> Hamburger Helper." Natalie is going to pork chops with rice and corn. Fish goes to the fridge to defrost. Kevin whines about the croquet issue. "Can't stab the ground." [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12956353 JimHo - Kev is trying to use the butter knife like an awl to punch a hole in the ground. 0 Replies #12956353 4:46PM 12/09/2009 For the croquet wickets. He sighs. It isn't working. "Plan. D." Which is apparently to sit cross-legged on the the turf and drum the butter knife on the ground. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12956385 JimHo - Kev's verdict on croquet: "it doesn't work." 0 Replies #12956385 4:49PM 12/09/2009 Nat goes - who cares, you'd only play it for a few minutes? Kev - I do, I want it to be like Alice in Wonderland. He's seen them drive nails into the turf. Nat is trying to figure out cooking. "What's cornmeal?" Kev doesn't know. It's Chima's thing. He suggests the back of the box. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12956446 JimHo - Nat and Kev try to figure out what cornmeal is. 0 Replies #12956446 4:54PM 12/09/2009 They both look scrunch-eyed at the box. "It's just like bread" concludes Nat. So they decide to make cornbread. Kev leaves and Nat reads the rest of the back of the box. She checks the pork chops. Her twistie ring is on. She paces around the kitchen. So this is what married life will be like. She sits at the bar and starts dealing solitaire to herself. Natalie babbles "don't you want blahblabblah" and Kevin suggests, "don't you want a fist in your face." Yes, this is just like married life. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12956474 JimHo - Adorned in a white blanket and white bed, Jordan perches up in bed. 0 Replies #12956474 4:56PM 12/09/2009 She's awake. She gets up and wraps the blanket around herself. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12956495 JimHo - Natalie sees Jordan is up and tells her what the menu is going to be 0 Replies #12956495 4:58PM 12/09/2009 For the next two days. Jordan is enthused about cornbread but doesn't know how to make it. Kevin says, let's make corn mush. Natalie nixes that. Now Kevin is suggesting sweet corn muffins. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12956813 JimHo - J & K are talking about 1st impressions about the others in KT 0 Replies #12956813 5:41PM 12/09/2009 Jordan didn't like Braden and Laura at first. She was intimidated by Casey. He wanted to control everything. Jordan thought Nat was sweet and innocent and that Chima was funny. Jordan didn't notice Jeff, Lydia (too much), Ronnie... (Natalie comes in at some point) Jordan says she noticed Kevin right away because "you were just goofy. And gay." She worked in a Salon and knew gay people so she was intrigued. They bring up Natalie's "I'm 18" claim - Kevin said he asked Nat if she was a virgin. Jordan says that when Nat did the announcing for "the pig" (competition) that she looked like she was 12. When Nat straightens her hair and wear heels, Jordan concludes she looks older. Jordan says that when she's 30 years old she hopes she looks like Chima. "She looked good." Jordan and Kevin thought everyone was health nuts - with the vitamins and green tea, etc. Oh no, now they are talking about their Number 2s on the slop diet. Jordan says I lost four pounds - I should just eat slop for the next few days. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12956854 JimHo - Jordan talks about Pauly Shore's movie "The Son In Law" 0 Replies #12956854 5:45PM 12/09/2009 She must be the only person who remembers this movie. She's bringing it up because it featured Venice Beach but she doesn't know the name of the place. She asks if the others have seen "Monkey Trouble". Noooo. Nat wants to wear her "blue hoodie" and asks Kevin permission (since it is actually HIS blue hoodie. He curtly says, "no" and she keeps on talking about it. Kevin wants to do makeovers before they leave. Annnnnd SCENE (i.e. fish). [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12956931 JimHo - We're back: Jordan wants to go hunt and shoot a gun 0 Replies #12956931 5:54PM 12/09/2009 They're talking about guns and desert. Jordan and Nat are dipping chips into a jar of salsa. Dinner isn't for awhile because the meat is defrosting. Kev: "I hope I have a job still." Nat: "Me, too. Shoot, Blockbuster could no longer exist. Ya never know." Kev's thinking about getting back to the real world - gotta get a car, maybe a job, mostly about his job and whether he still has one. There's someone below him who was being trained for his job while he was gone and so he may have lost it as a result. Fishies! [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12957068 JimHo - They're talking about reality TV stars - somebody named "New York" 0 Replies #12957068 6:10PM 12/09/2009 from the Flavor of Love (etc.). Kev says his AIM icon is New York. He loves her. This VH-1 Reality TV show talk goes on. And on. They think BB should do a spin-off show. Natalie: "I would do all that stuff." Jordan is pitching Season 10 versus Season 11. "That would be fun.... or S8 vs. S11. There would be some fights. But we'd all have to stay in the same house. Try to get along" She wants to eat bugs, "do stuff like that" and meet people from other seasons. Jordan says she'll be like them - knowing what it was like to go through this. She borrowed a friend's "laptop and youtube" and watched past Big Brothers for hours. Natalie says would you do it over again? She would. Kevin needs a rest. Jordan says, it was fun but this is the hardest game I've ever played. Lots of stress, she feels she has aged 5 years. Kev and Jordan thought it would be more relaxing, vacation fun. Jordan tells Kev that he was Lydia's therapist. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12957273 JimHo - They're recapping the summer conflicts 0 Replies #12957273 6:28PM 12/09/2009 Kev on the Braden-Lydia fight. He didn't know what was going on. Lydia told Kevin to stay by him. Braden came up and started it and so he defended her. Kevin didn't know Lydia was throwing Braden under the bus with Jessie. Not knowing this, Kevin told Braden that he was throwing him under bus. Jordan says, "I told ya, she (Lydia) was an instigator." "Lydia used to come out to the BY and talk crap about everyone" says Jordan. "We just sat there and listened to her." Kevin quickly asks if she (Lydia) said crap about him (Kevin). Jordan says no. Natalie quickly reminds Kev that Lydia threw him under the bus. Kev says one of his regrets was that the "whole sides thing" was way too big (when groups wouldn't talk with each other). Jordan said she scolded Laura for not talking to her at one point. Laura told her that they have the power so she can't go against them. Kev: "Laura was like a thousand years ago." Jordan talks about the sh-t=talking that Chima, Nat and Lydia did during a competition. Natalie says "I didn't have anything to do with that sh-t outside" and blames it all on Chima and Lydia. Jordan - "I never wanted to play a dirty game (like Russell and Lydia)" and she starts going on about Russell. AT one point she says she wanted to quit and get away from "these people." Kevin says he was there too and that BB was out to get him. He thought it was a Jeff show and that the DR always talked about Jeff and that he couldn't win. That was a low moment for him. No one had his back. They talk about a Jeff-Jordan-Russ fight where Jessie hid out in the Green Room. Kevin whines about Lydia liking Jessie. He still can't understand it. He says about Russ that he was cast because he was an *****. Nat talks about how Jessie used to cook for her and Lydia used to cook for Jessie. Jordan talks about when Russ started talking to the other side and Casey predicted that Russell would come to their side and have a blowout with Jessie. Kev said he saw that coming because both Jess and Russ were alpha males. Jordan talks about how she thought Russ liked Chima. Kevin says Russ wanted a showmance. Jordan says Russ was jealous of her and Jeff and Nat/Lydia and Jessie. Kevin: "And he had nothing. He goes from being the center of attention at bars because he buys drinks and now he was nothing." [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12957287 Jolt10 - K says Chima should have never called Russ a terrorist. 0 Replies #12957287 6:32PM 12/09/2009 Not only because of the negative conotation, but because she was winning before that...and Russ was looking like an A-hole. But once she said that...she looked bad. Jordon says Jeff jumped up and said he had to break this up (Chima and Russ fight) K- and guess who was hiding... J- Jessie? Nat points out he was in the have not room...and Lydia went in there with him. K wonders what it was about Jess? (for Lydia to like him so much) K and J make fun of Lydia, how she would cook for him, and wash his clothes.. Nat says Jess use to cook for HER all the time. J-that's because he was inlove with you. N and J both think that Russ really did like Chima. J thought they were going to hook up. Even though Russ always said Chima wasn't his type. K says he thought Russ just wanted a showmance...to play that angle. J thinks Russ was jealous of her and Jeff...and Jess and Lydia/Nat. (Russ didn't have a pair) K didn't think he and Lydia would bond...thought he would have bonded with Chima. Nat says her too...the minute she saw Chima..she knew they would bond. N- what about me K? Did you think the same about me (that they would bond) K-no. K says he knew he would like Lydia when she told him she was bi-sexual. J-I woke up in the middle of the night, and she was rubbing my arm. (Lydia) I mean it felt nice.... N-that would freak me out. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12957292 JimHo - They talk about Lydia and her bisexuality 0 Replies #12957292 6:32PM 12/09/2009 Jordan says that at one point during the night Lydia was rubbing her arm. When they woke up Lydia asked about it like she didn't know she had done it. Jordan said she didn't mind, it felt nice. Natalie yells, "that would freak me out." Jessie wanted them (L and J) to kiss. Jordan didn't but she says she did kiss a girl during a spring break blow out (I hope her Grandpop isn't reading this! - ed.) [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12957457 JimHo - It's the Food Network in the BB House 0 Replies #12957457 6:44PM 12/09/2009 Natalie is sauteing big fat pork chops. She puts them on their sides for some reason. Kevin is making (I think) cornbread. Adventures in cooking. At one point he asks, "what the F is baking powder for?" Kevin teaches Nat how to steam the pork chops in the saute pan. Nat: "This cooking thing is, uh..." Jordan is making the microwave corn and Nat is making rice on the stovetop (I think). Nat: "I feel like Betty Crocker. This is soooo not me." Jordan says, "I know Kevin's instructing." Kevin rejoins, "I don't know what I'm doing." Nat goes over the menu. Kevin suggests Mac and Cheese but she shoots that down and says next night. Kevin points out that this is the first time anyone has used flour in the house (to make his corn muffins). Nat says, at least she'll leave the house with one thing - cooking skills. Kevin says how about I leave with a half million and you leave with that - deal? She says deal and then laughs at the camera in the one way mirror. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12958018 JimHo - The HGs sit down to eat. 0 Replies #12958018 7:18PM 12/09/2009 Nat isn't eating. Kevin makes Natalie taste her own cooking. Her pork chops turned out good. Jordan is trimming the fat off her chops. She hates fat, can't believe people eat it. Nat is happy: "I got some cookin' skills!" Kev jokes, "why do I feel dizzy?" Nat declares success. Kevin suggests a sauce for the chops. The rice is mushy but he's all about the rice so doesn't mind. Kevin starts asking Nat about her boyfriend, how long were they broke up and did they date while they were broke up. Kev: "What if he impregnated some girl." Nat: "Kevin!" Nat says that since she has been in BB she sees herself as becoming domesticated and a homemaker. "It's starting to grow on me." Jor says she'd get bored "unless you had girlfriends that didn't work." Jor says it would be weird if at 28 you'd never have to work. Kev talks about his married friends on Facebook. He implies married life with kids is boring. Nat is excited for that, though. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12958534 JimHo - Jordan and Natalie are talking about the Jury House 0 Replies #12958534 7:55PM 12/09/2009 I think they were talking about Kevin with Jordan implying she's taking Natalie and that Kevin is watching everything. But the main convo is on the JH - Jor washing dishes, Nat playing with the cards. Jordan wonders if Jeff and Jessie are getting along. Jordan starts going on about Russell who told her he doesn't like dumb girls. Natalie points out that she's in the Final 3 and he isn't. Jordan is venting about Russell - says he dates bimbos, leaves them at bars, he's a fake and doesn't know who he is. She recounts other things about Russell she didn't like. "I really did think at one point he was jealous of Jeff." Nat says he was jealous of her and Jessie too. Jordan thinks the ants came from the OTEV thing. This triggers... "Oh my lord. Casey. I can't wait to see him." She speculates that Casey and Ronnie may get into it on the show. Somehow this leads to talk about the toilet competition and what would have happened if Cowboy got into the house or that "girl that said would have been in the Popular..." Jordan got picked for Big Brother with never having watched it (she studied it later with youtube). She said she would see Julie on TV and ask her Mom "what is this show?" but her Mom didn't watch it. Jordan's embarrassed she didn't know Julie's name until she got here. Jordan thinks she'll be watching Big Brother next season. She tells her disjointed story of how she got on BB until BB chastised her about talking about production. She continues at a lower volume but basically ignores BB. BB tells them again not to talk about production. Jordan is going to try to figure out croquet. Natalie tells her they can't get the wire wickets into the ground. They go outside. Yep, croquet is a bust. Let's work on our plates. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12958601 JimHo - Natalie gives Jordan the correct spelling of Gucci 0 Replies #12958601 7:59PM 12/09/2009 Jordan thought it was spelled Guccie. So she's just going to put "Gooch" on her plate. They are sitting by the hot tub. I guess Natalie is reading the instructions for making a plate. Kevin is going to grab a regular plate to make his creation. Natalie doesn't think it will work on a regular plate. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12958818 JimHo - Natalie likes Jordan's plate although Jordan thinks its tacky. 0 Replies #12958818 8:13PM 12/09/2009 Nat and Jor working on plates. Kevin is disappointed he doesn't have a plate. BB doesn't like him. He gets called to the DR. They all laugh at this. After he leaves, Jordan says she gets nervous when Kev sees her and Nat talking and he makes faces. Nat says its going to be over soon. Jordan says he asks if she's still going to pick him (if she wins). She has to beat him, she says. Natalie, who isn't playing in any more competitions, says "now I don't think there's anybody not trying" ... Nat starts on about Michele again. "I think she was truly a bitch." Kevin comes back from the DR. Jordan gives her view of Michele. "Her way of playing the game was follow the in crowd because she always felt she was alone. You couldn't get that close to Michele because she would throw you under the bus if the chance came up." Natalie tells Jordan that Michele would suggest to Jessie that Jordan go up. Jordan says she got to know Michele so she didn't get mad when Kevin told her she was saying stuff about her. Jordan tells Nat that Michele put Nat up because of things she said about her. Michele said she put Chima up because she was afraid that if Chima stayed she would win the whole thing. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #12959146 Dolffie - The HGs got called to the storage room: Wine. Kevin noted it was just in time for BBAD. NT 0 Replies #12959146 8:38PM 12/09/2009 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

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