Ragen, Britney, Hayden and Matt
Ragen JTT is a show we created. We like to give tips to viewers who want to be Bb Cast members
Hay: Lets talk about Current Events from Today.
Brit: In todays pov ceremony, I decided to really take the high road. Two nasty disgusting human beings are sitting in the nomination chairs. I could care less if they live or die so obviously I'm not going to use the Veto
kathy walks in
Brit: I'm recapping the POV ceremony. So any how, rachel again w/ the croc tears and offering me $5000 dollars. Brendon was supposed to go first but as a gentleman he asked if Rachel can go 1st. B Brendon stands up and tells me that I'm a spoiled brat and trying to get him out. He said he wanted her to use the POV on him, an Andrew speech
Kathy We live with He and She Devil
Brit: he expected 105 pound little britney to crumble into ash, nobody he thinks he could go toe to toe with. I struck back and told him that he has no balls. His big mistake was calling me out because now I'm pissed
Hayden: we know rachel has brendons balls in her purse
Lane Enters (another guest)
Lane showing off his winning pool cup and is showing it off to everyone,. (everyone cheers)
Lane I don't remember playing enzo, i don't remember him in the game.
Hayden: lets go on to something we are going to do every single day. ragens tip of the day
Ragen: should you be lucky to make it into this house of horrors
Brit interrupts or House of Whores
Ragen: Don't give speech's that have been given by other HG's
2nd tip: if you are genuinely upset w/someone in the house, don't play genuine w/everyone like playing pool w/them.
Brit: I don't have a current event but I have something called Skankisms
So today Rach let us know that the reason she decided to go into chem, was because she had a professor who inspired her. He was named after Chemical Bond. She later talked about him in the story as Bonds...so his last name was bond and therefore not named after anyone, moron
Kathy: did he teach her how to have sex?
Bubbles
Matt: How it really happened AS bb viewers, you might think you see things how they really happen as opposed to how it actually happened on the show
Brendon was accidentally throwing a ball..although it looked angry and poor sportsmanship
Kathy: If you ever call someone a spoiled brat, just know I will get a switch and whip your butt with it
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