(ON EDIT: Cleaned up formatting and so forth)
7:50:
Cam 2 Dan pacing (rehearsing with hand gestures and whispering)
??? of you are dead in this game.???
I just ask ??? of you guys, don't insult me by initiating game talk
... I will yell at the top of my lungs just don't do it
I love this game I love this experience and... I just love this game...
I don't want to be... no idea.... ???
[Dan leaves and starts the house meeting]
D: Everyone in here? Thanks guys, it really means a lot to me.
D: Alright. Number one rule is no crying. Please don't cry.
Alright, um ... Obviously, the last 24 hrs for me were pretty tough. When I walked out of there and saw you guys sitting there, it meant the world. I appreciate that.
???... fun...???
[Dan basically says he likes to have fun.]
I want to welcome you guys to my big brother funeral.
I want to put you guys at ease. I'm here to ... at a typical funeral,
you would say good things about me, but I'm going to say good things about you.
D: Start with Chef Joe: Being around you taught me about how to
be a good husband and father along with how to make Turkey burgers.
One of the best things about you ????[Dan is a big kid and] to see a 41 year old kid in here means a lot and it just shows me that you're a little older. We're very similar.
D: Shane - Shane is walking living proof there really is a
Captain America. We've talked about girls and about some personal stuff.
And I just wanted you to know that ... [Dan can't speak.]
S: just imagine me naked.
D: I just want you to know you're such a good dude I would want you to
date my sister. When you get out of here there's going to be a girl
you don't even expect she's going to be there for you and you're not
going to see her coming.
D: Jenn city - You're the first lesbian I ever met. Even more so, I'd be lying if I didn't say I didn't have prejudices. When I see someone
with tatoos I would be lying if I didn't say... [I had an opportunity to learn] thank you for everything you've done for me that you may not even understand.
But you've opened my eyes to a lot of things. And I want you to know how
much you've done for me and how much you've touched me.
D: Britney - I know at first you were very untrusting of me
[missed some]
No matter what happens, I know we're always going to have this bond as
people in this house separated from those we love.
D: Now last 3 a little bit tougher. Ian, [Dan chokes up], someone say something funny. Ian when I first saw you, I thought you might be a
little evil guy but everyone in this room knows there's not a bad bone
in this body. The more I was around you, the more you remind me of myself.
Because you love this place for everything it's worth. You singlehandedly
made this experience for me so much more fun. It take a lot to understand
how a brain like mine works. Although, I don't have the same SAT ACT scores, our brains work the same way. When it's all said and done I'll remember you the most.
The one thing I want you to promise me that you won't ... [don't] talk down to yourself. Gotta promise me you won't [feel bad when I'm gone]
D: Frank - We started out this game we had so much in commen, video games, ??? and of course a passion to this game. When I heard your story about how you got on.
That means a lot to me because I know how bad you want to be in this game.
No matter what... in this game you'll always be my arch enemy but, respect,
as a former winner I don't give that out.
There are a couple things I've said about you I'm not proud about ... But after this there is something in the bible I'd like to read to you. [Says he wants a private meeting with Frank] So I hope we can talk after this.
D: Then, finally, there's Danielle and I guess before I get to Danielle what I want to say is please do me a favor don't insult me.
Don't come to me and initiate game talk.
Just show me some respect and don't initiate game talk to me.
When this funeral is over. If you choose to ignore that and choose to talk
game to me I will yell your name at the top of my lungs just please don't talk game to me.
D: So finally there's Danielle. The last time I played this game .... I learned something early on... you gotta find one person ... 100% trust... and I had that with Memphis... and when I saw you standing there day one and ... I thought if I picked you would have similar qualities to Memphis... but... I was wrong.
And you know what you did.
In this game, you are dead to me.
[Don't talk game.]
[The HGs hug it out.]
[Dani cries.]
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