Brit: Dan's the most dangerous player in the world. He'll be your nice nextdoor neighbor and then set fire to your house.
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Brit: Hey, here's an apple pie ... laced with arsenic. ... Hey let me read my bible to you ... and a bomb shoots out from it. ... Here I'll pull on your heartstrings and make you feel bad for me so I can kick you into the middle of the ocean with a cinder block on your leg. Hey, come play pool, and his stick turns into a sword. Hey you guys, let's be a team, death or dishonor! Death for you.
Brit: Hey guys, I'm dazed and confused, I don't know what happened, except I'm going to turn on you. Thank you Brit for cleaning the have not room, so tomorrow I kill you.
Frank: That's a little intense.
Brit: Sweet dreams, Brit. Tomorrow your game is over.
Brit: Hey Brit can I make you anything? Sh-- sandwich.
Brit: Hey Dani, you remember the first night I had you on my team, you're dead to me.
Frank decides to read the back of the beer can.
Frank says "Adolph Coors! I didn't know that was his last name."
Brit: Satan. Oh whoops, I thought that was Dan, sorry Jenn.
Brit: Danielle you need not cry. I'm gonna get some Chipotle in my life. Watch Kill Bill one and two. They'll give me anything I want. |