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Topic #1142644
FANtastic - Tax Bracket 0 Replies #1142644 10:52AM 01/08/2004
Will/Karen/Marvin discussing if their 750/week will be taxed as a stipend or winnings. Seems to make a difference in what % they would be taxed.
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Topic #1142648
valentine - Karen Read in the TV Guide That Survivor Rupert 0 Replies #1142648 10:53AM 01/08/2004
took home $575,000 out of the million he won.

Marvin thinks that sounds about right.

Will: My check is going directly to my dad.

Marvin: Why is that?

Will: He's paying all my bills right now. I owe him. Knowing him, he is only paying the minimum payment and will make me pay him interest on the balance.

Will has a lot of student load debt.

Marvin: I ain't got anybody paying for my sh*t.
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Topic #1142654
FANtastic - BB Luxuries 0 Replies #1142654 10:54AM 01/08/2004
Karen/Will/Adria/Marvin discussing all the luxuries they have in the house... ants, putt-putt,

Marvin wishing they had a deck of cards.
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Topic #1142658
valentine - Karen: Well, At Least We Have Putt Putt, The Most 0 Replies #1142658 10:55AM 01/08/2004
boring game in the world.

Marvin: Don't forget chess!!

They are all very bored and want BB to give them a deck of cards. Marvin knows that every other cast has had cards.

Will: I remember watching season #3--they showed Danielle and Jason talking strategy over cards several time. I'll talk strategy all over this place if they give us some damn cards.
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Topic #1142662
FANtastic - Santi-John 0 Replies #1142662 10:56AM 01/08/2004
Karen/Adria think BB should have a santi-john in BY for the long LDs and comps...
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Topic #1142663
valentine - They All Think BB Should Put a Port-a-Potty 0 Replies #1142663 10:58AM 01/08/2004
in the backyard.

Karen: What if something horrible happened in the house? Like a fire or something, and we had to be out here forever?

Adria: What if you had diarrea? Seriously, what if you were sick to your stomach and had the squirts?

Will: I feel sorry for whoever had to clean it.

Now Adria is thinking of all the staph infections you could get in the house. She watches commercials on the Oxygen network that show germs jumping all over the place.

Adria: You're supposed to throw away your disposable razors every week, and sponges every 4 days.
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Topic #1142669
valentine - Will Tells a Gross Story About the Worst 0 Replies #1142669 11:04AM 01/08/2004
situation he ever had in nursing. Basically, they got a new neurological patient and nobody knew yet how bad his condition was.

He went in the room and the patient had smeared poop all over the whole room, and all over himself.

Will: As a nurse, you get used to the smell of waste, but this was absolutely horrible. I had to call the poor little Mexican orderly to clean the room, but we are responsible for the bed and the patient.

Marvin: You need a damn haz mat team for that.
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Topic #1142671
FANtastic - LOL - Adria and DR 0 Replies #1142671 11:05AM 01/08/2004
Will saying that he doesn't like going to DR for long periods/every day. Adria said she doesn't mind that it gives them something to do!!!
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Topic #1142675
valentine - The HG Bit*h About the DR 0 Replies #1142675 11:07AM 01/08/2004
and having to come up with new things to talk about.

Marvin didn't get called in yesterday and would like to go in today.

Adria doesn't mind going in there--it's something to do (uh huh!). She was only mad that once when she just got out of the pool.

Will wanted them to tell him if he needed to suck in his abs--were they on camera? He's pretty sure they have already shown him with his ba*ls hanging out.

Will: Oh yeah. I'm sure they will have to edit my bal*s out.
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Topic #1142685
valentine - Talk About Hot Gymnasts 0 Replies #1142685 11:11AM 01/08/2004
Will: I loooove women's gymnastics. I love me some Dominique Dawes. She's so hot. She's the only hot female gymnast, cause she still looked feminine.

Marvin: Yeah, she's a hottie. I thought Mary Lou Retton was a cutie, too.

Will: But those male gymnasts!! OOOOOOooooo they are so hot.

Marvin: They're in good shape, those guys.

Will: Ooh their bodies are so hot.
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Topic #1142729
FANtastic - Contacts 0 Replies #1142729 11:24AM 01/08/2004
Will notices Diane's eyes... contacts. Will telling Marvin about a cute black girl he works with... Marvin laughs and says "with fake eyes?" They laugh -- she wears purple contacts.
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Topic #1142737
FANtastic - Marvin's Obsession 0 Replies #1142737 11:27AM 01/08/2004
Seems that Marvin can't quit talking about Karen's third nipple?
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Topic #1142755
Mirage - Marvin tells the crowd that Karen has a 3rd nipple. K is not there. (ed: Anne Boleyn had a 3rd nipple and 6 fingers, I believe) NT 0 Replies #1142755 11:31AM 01/08/2004
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Topic #1142757
Anonymous - REALLY evil voice comes over the speaker and says, "I said, it's time to get up for the day!" lol NT 0 Replies #1142757 11:31AM 01/08/2004
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Topic #1142765
Mirage - BB voice - "I said it is time to get up for the day!" (in an angry tone) 0 Replies #1142765 11:32AM 01/08/2004
Also, W asks group if they think the D/Drew relationship is real.
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Topic #1142766
FANtastic - Just for TV 0 Replies #1142766 11:32AM 01/08/2004
Marvin and Will talking about "this Drew and Diane thing." They think nothing is going on... just for TV. Can't understand why/what Jase saw in Holly. Now Marvin is going on about the beautiful women he saw applying for BB.
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Topic #1142767
Anonymous - Will asks Marvin about Drew and Diane 0 Replies #1142767 11:33AM 01/08/2004
Marvin said he doesn't think they're a real couple. He said Drew doesn't really want anything to do with her. It's all for camera time on TV. He said Diane probably likes Drew, though.

(ed. note: sad)
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Topic #1142777
FANtastic - LOL - BB speaks! 0 Replies #1142777 11:37AM 01/08/2004
Houseguest, please clean your house. <-- This announcement made after Scott says he's going to clean today... yeah, right.
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Topic #1142778
TIGRESS_1108 - Scott told niki that hes cleaning the houe for something to do 0 Replies #1142778 11:37AM 01/08/2004
hen bb voice cam on and said hg please clean your house
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Topic #1142782
Mirage - S/N - S wants to know if just soaking his clothes will clean them. N gives him a lesson on washing clothes. NT 0 Replies #1142782 11:38AM 01/08/2004
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Topic #1142784
raindrop - Nik Marvin bY 0 Replies #1142784 11:38AM 01/08/2004
Making fun of houseguests getting dressed up for live show when they are seen on intenet and TV all week without looking their best. Marvin making fun of jase and scott what can they do in front of mirror for an hour without make-up to apply
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Topic #1142785
Mirage - N "Maybe I will cut off all my nails today." She is trying to come up with things to do. NT 0 Replies #1142785 11:39AM 01/08/2004
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Topic #1142789
Anonymous - Drew whispers to Scott and Jase that he got something (info) from last night. NT 0 Replies #1142789 11:41AM 01/08/2004
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Topic #1142792
Mirage - J - "Sunday is the Sabbath. I didn't sleep for sh*t last night, either." 0 Replies #1142792 11:42AM 01/08/2004
(ed. yes, he said both sentences together.)
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Topic #1142793
Anonymous - Drew selling Diane out about Scott. Tells Scott to tell her that he won't put her up next week (when he obviously will) NT 0 Replies #1142793 11:42AM 01/08/2004
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