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Topic #3305294
Alby - Group outside speculating what they would do if the America's choice reward was a baby orangatan. NT 0 Replies #3305294 5:22PM 09/07/2006
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Topic #3305307
memyselfandi - Howie, Will, Nak, Diane, Dani in backyard on big couch 0 Replies #3305307 5:23PM 09/07/2006
Will asks HOwie why he's obsessed with him.

Will and Howie do their bang me Tricia the webmaster routine again.

Dani encourages Howie to streak. He says it's too early in the season. He's asking if they saw him do it last year.

Diane is discussing how traumatic and gross Cowboy streaking was. And how Nak couldn't look obviously.

Will then speculates about that twist with Nak and CB and what BB would have done if Nak and CB fell in love. Would they have broke in and stopped it?

Dani: Like how Luke and Princess Leia kissed.

Now Will is talking about Howie banging his sister again.

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Topic #3305322
soupmonster - Erika and James talking in HOH *long* 0 Replies #3305322 5:24PM 09/07/2006
James is rehashing what happened in BB6. He said he wasn't the one that sold out the sov 6, Howie was. None of what he did mattered because Howie already had a deal with Maggie to keep her safe, and Howie was just following through on that promise. James says Howie finally admitted that it was his own fault. James also says he hopes the internet feeders caught that because he had taken a lot of ***** for it outside of the house.

James says he was so pissed when he saw the tapes of Howie making that deal with Maggie. He says Kaysar was pissed also, but that he didn't want to say anything to Howie because he didn't want to hurt his feelings.

Erika is now talking about how miserable it was in the BB4 house because her exboyfriend had cheated on her.

James saying the twist in BB6 was stupid with the partners because none of the partners would ever make it to the end for the million dollars. He says it just put targets on the couples, which was stupid.

Erika saying the BB4 house was polarized, too. And that Jun and Alison were mean, mean girls. Saying she wishes she was the one who took out Ali.

J: She's just a vicious competitor, but she's trying to play like she's out of it. She's trying to flirt with all the guys.. she's good. I really looked forward to competing with her in the veto competition. Not this one, it was nasty, but another one. There are some amazing players here. Amazing. Dani is lucky she's up against Alison because that's the only way she'd be able to stay.
E: Mmhmm.
J: This season does feel so anticlimatic so far. I don't know what's going on. It's because we've done it all before so we're not trying to get to know everyone again. We all know each other on some level. It's not a new experience.
E: I know.
J: Big Brother is ready to drop a hammer on us. Next Friday the bomb hits. It's gonna be ugly.
E: I think this would be the best week to be HOH.
J: I don't like the dual HOH, but I think it's going to be like that.
E: It's gonna be very interesting when it gets down with it. I'm sure there's gonna be an instance when teh HOHs are not gonna agree, or one person will not agree on purpose.
J: I'll throw them off the ***** balcony.
E: You're due, you'll probably get it next week.
J: I'm like a season late, but.. who knows. Let's say I got it with Nak or something like that, and they didn't wanna agree? Fine, nominate me, it happens. Still have to compete against me in the veto. When I win that, then bye Nak.
E: That's interesting. Then who puts up another one?
J: No. It would only be fair that the HOH removes himself and makes the replacement decision.
E: But if there's still dual HOHs..
J: If that's the case, then there's no point of veto competitions. That just means whoever wins HOH is going to get *****, there would be no priviledge in getting HOH.

Erika talking about how the diamond veto took away the priviledge of HOH in her season. James saying not really, the HOH has to be able to back up their nominations.

E: Ali's good, and she's gotta go.
J: Yep. Peace out.
E: Peace out. But I'm like.. now what? I'm going in and I'm going to go get Alison. But she's gone, and now what?
J: We just gotta do it. Think about keeping around the people that will vote for you and kick those out who won't. Like Ali can tell me as much as she wants that she won't vote for me, but do I trust her? No. Just as much as I can trust Howie. Crazyness. I gotta work out later today.
E: I'm gonna work out, too. But first I'm gonna finish listening to my Dixie Chicks.

James gets up to leave.

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Topic #3305337
amIsane - Howie and Will (from a few minutes ago) 0 Replies #3305337 5:26PM 09/07/2006
Will asked Howie who his web master was., How says Trisha, Will starts the sex thing like How "Oh Trisha, Oh trisha" and he says only 6 people went to How website last month, 4 was an accident, the other 2 was How. They laugh and go on a bit teasing each other.. How talking about Will and ET etc.
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Topic #3305352
Dolffie - Will to Howie: I am very comfortable with my sexuality but I am not comfortable with you touching my nipples. NT 1 Replies #3305352 5:29PM 09/07/2006
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Alby - "My head is saying no, but my body is saying.....No!" NT #3305371 5:32PM 09/07/2006
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Topic #3305372
RealityBrat - Nak explaining to HGs in BY how tongue piercings are done NT 0 Replies #3305372 5:32PM 09/07/2006
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Topic #3305383
Timbo36 - The Will and Howie Show 0 Replies #3305383 5:33PM 09/07/2006
W:(to Howie) Did it hurt when you got your dong pierced?

H:(shakes his head) Kinda like a sunburn.
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Topic #3305384
soupmonster - Erika, Ali, and Jase trying to figure out what time BB airs in the mountain time zone NT 0 Replies #3305384 5:33PM 09/07/2006
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Topic #3305401
memyselfandi - Will and Howie (adult) 0 Replies #3305401 5:35PM 09/07/2006
Will to Howie's advances: My mind is telling me no and my body is telling me NO.

Someone brings up Howie and Beau last season.

Will didn't know about Howie french kissing Beau. He asks him if he's bisexual or homosexual.

Howie says he's straight. Just because a guy fixes a few toilets doesn't make him a plumber.

Will decides Howie is try-sexual. HE'll try anything.

Will then shares the theory that self-identifying bisexual women are straight and self-identifying bisexual guys are gay.
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Topic #3305441
Timbo36 - Howie surrounded by W, Dani, Nik, Jas, Diane, hammering him about dating. Hilarious! NT 0 Replies #3305441 5:41PM 09/07/2006
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Topic #3305444
Alby - Howie claims that he was in South Beach and Ruthie from the Real World straddled him broke Pringles on his chest and then started licking them off his 0 Replies #3305444 5:41PM 09/07/2006
chest and kissing him.
Then...firey flames of death.
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Topic #3305445
soupmonster - Jase asking Marcellas and James the mountain time question now. Nobody knows the answer. NT 0 Replies #3305445 5:42PM 09/07/2006
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Topic #3305457
Timbo36 - Will and Howie hug. H: You stink, Doc. W: Bod cologne isn't all that either. NT 0 Replies #3305457 5:44PM 09/07/2006
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Topic #3305479
memyselfandi - Will isn't afraid of Howie's advances and Howie opens up sort of (LONG) 0 Replies #3305479 5:47PM 09/07/2006

If it was Marcellas he'd be worried but he understands Howie is a freak.

Howie: It's an alternative lifestyle. My strategy is confusion.

Will: It's working.

They discuss Howie's bad cologne and some Nick Lachey axe commercial.

Dani asks Howie when the last time he had a serious relationship.

H: Love is essential to a Jedi's well being but attachment is not allowed.

Will encourages Howie to go to a Jedi convention and meet a geek chick. Someone freaky undercover.

They (Will, Dani, Jase) are all doing *Show me the force* fake orgasms for Howie's affair with these girls.

Howie is claiming he had an affair with Ruthie (a lesbian) from Real World: Hawaii. Really graphic about her eating chips off his chest.

*FIRE*

Everyone is really giving him the inquisition about the maximum number of times he's gone on a date with the same girl.

He's really defensive and clearly uncomfortable. Tries to turn this back on Will but people keep needling him.

He had a serious relationship for a couple years with a woman who had a kid. They went on a lot of dates.

The relationship ended when he moved and they just kind of lost touch.

Everyone is saying awwww about his women problems.

Will says Howie just needs hugs and they have a big embrace.

W: You're just a baby bird who doesn't know how to fly.

Howie is talking about want to be alone and is talking about his dreams of hunting alligators in the everglades. He's in a long nonsensical rant to explain his intimacy issues and everyone is creeped out and confused and they stop interrogating him.

(ED: His strategy IS confusion)

Jase brings up Mountain TIME from earlier conversation he had with others. (ED: Stop it JASE!)

*posting*


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Topic #3305486
AcousticGrrrl - Howie: A baby alligator would be sweet. Will to Howie: Would you rather have a baby orangatan or a baby hippo? Howie: I hate hippos, theyre vicious NT 0 Replies #3305486 5:48PM 09/07/2006
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Topic #3305499
Timbo36 - W: It's Official. You're the dumbest person I know. (Howie) NT 0 Replies #3305499 5:50PM 09/07/2006
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Topic #3305503
DebbieInc - Haha They talk about feeding chickens to alligators and someone says George should go get his chicken suit on NT 0 Replies #3305503 5:50PM 09/07/2006
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Topic #3305512
DebbieInc - Howie mesmerizing the crowd with his "Ali-gator" stories NT 0 Replies #3305512 5:53PM 09/07/2006
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Topic #3305519
soupmonster - BY crew talking about Howie's Freudian slips. Will: One time he was like "I can't wait to see you come.. I mean, your website!!" NT 0 Replies #3305519 5:54PM 09/07/2006
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Topic #3305523
AcousticGrrrl - Howie tells story of seeing a hostile croc. Will: You're like Outback Jack... Off. NT 0 Replies #3305523 5:54PM 09/07/2006
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Topic #3305525
DebbieInc - Will to Howie : You're like Outback Jack...off NT 1 Replies #3305525 5:55PM 09/07/2006
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AcousticGrrrl - Will: Dumbest story ever I heard. Youre an idiot. Howie: For someone to come on national television being this pale.... #3305533 5:56PM 09/07/2006
ed: Howie is a one-trick pony with his pale jokes on Will.
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Topic #3305527
Timbo36 - Everyone in the backyard: (acting as the aligator that attatcked howie: Ohh, do me. 0 Replies #3305527 5:55PM 09/07/2006
Do me...ohh, ohhh.....very funny stuff. Howie is talking about an aligator coming up from the water underneath his rubber-raft, thus, the humping aligator. Ohh, big LOL moment.
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Topic #3305540
memyselfandi - Howie the alligator hunter 0 Replies #3305540 5:57PM 09/07/2006
George is now interrogating him about his alligator adventures in the Everglades that he said was his dream to do and why he can't get a girlfriend.

Will: You used to be a stripper and you want to hunt alligators?

Howie says he used to.

Howie says he was once attacked trying to feed them chicken and marshmallows. It was bad because he was on a raft, he didn't have a boat.

Howie says there was some canal where they'd go fishing for gators. Everyone is interrupting his story with sarcastic comments because he is using words that don't exist - decipicate - and they are asking for definitions and his story isn't making any sense.

Howie keeps adding more details to the story that aren't relevant and WIll interrupts him but Howie says he needs to listen in case he ever encounters alligators. Will says he can handle it, he's smart. H: Maybe in your field.

More details about the canal and how it was the same size as the yard.

James randomly interjects: Were you jerking it? Were you asleep? throughout this story

People keep telling him to get on with the story. The end is that alligator was humping his raft and trying to knock him out of it.

ALL OF THEM (Jase, Will, Nak, Dani, Diane) make do me orgasm noises as if htey were the alligator humping him.

Will talks about Howie's Freudian slips. He said Howie told him he wants to see Will come, I mean I want to see your website. They all laugh.

Will tells Howie "he is like Outback Jack.... off"

Other people told him they thought he was gator bait. He agreed with them.

Will: Dumbest story I ever heard.

They have more sniping and Will leaves.

Everyone tells Howie his story was actually quite good.

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Topic #3305541
soupmonster - Will (about Howie): That was the stupidest story I've ever heard. You're an idiot. 0 Replies #3305541 5:57PM 09/07/2006
Howie: It took a lot of guts for me to go out there, Will, but it took more for you to come out here looking like you.
Will yells "SHUT UP" as he walks away.

James: I didn't think it was the stupidest story I've ever heard.
Dani: I thought it was pretty interesting.
Di: It just took you forever to get to it.

Trying to figure out what "desificate"(??) means.
H: I desificated in the pool.
Everyone else: That's DEFECATE.
Everyone laughs.
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Topic #3305550
Timbo36 - Howie gets an ovation from nearly everyone in the BY 0 Replies #3305550 5:59PM 09/07/2006
Will walks off and calls H and idiot. Everyone else praises Howie for an engaging story (it really was pretty funny). It was a shining moment for Howie, who sorta puffed up after finishing the story.
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