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Topic #3405521 memyselfandi - James is in bed acting like he's dying and Kaysar is teasing him. Howie joins. 1 Replies #3405521 9:46PM 19/07/2006 J: How the f do you get exhausted from playing badminton? K: It's an Olympic sport. J: So the f is curling. So is rhythmic gymnastics. James tells Kaysar he's dying. k: You're not dying. j: SEnd Sarah my clothes. k: Why send Sarah your clothes? j: To sell em on Ebay Kaysar laughs. j: I'd rather her sell em then Howie sell them. Howie'll try and sell my ashes. howie comes in and james tells howie that if he dies he can't sell his stuff on ebay. james: anybody who's buying stuff from howie from my funeral --- it's bootlegged. They're all in the bug room now hanging out and discussing they just slept all day. Howie starts jedi drilling. CG comes in and asks if he's interrupts a strategy session and does his crazy CG laugh he always does. They sarcastically say they were strategizing. Howie jokes - We're planning Marcellas' demise. Howie complains about having an ear infection or ear ache. he thinks he might have granola in there. K: Howie, you f'ing slop for brains. K asks if they're excited about him moving back downstairs now. H: I'm hoping you'll be joining me upstairs. J: Hopefully I'll be upstairs and you guys will be down here with George *makes snoring noise* Kaysar says Howie doesn't snore up in HOH room. It's the beds. *feeds switch to all four on Janie in the exercise room, but her not on it drinking water* [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed] InTheCave - Howie and Kaysar also share "Janie's bomb" with James that she released under the HOH covers last nite NT #3405530 9:47PM 19/07/2006 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405578 Kat27 - James says in "Majority Rules" game that they should all answer B. (Isn't that cheating?) NT 0 Replies #3405578 9:52PM 19/07/2006 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405598 anwa - Kaysar makes a joke: Born Again Jedi CG Cracks up 2 Replies #3405598 9:54PM 19/07/2006 CG holds pair of thongs in front of him (I assume it's Jedi Related) and then puts it on his head. CG: You wear this for your Jedi Baptism (more hysterical laughter) [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed] FlirtnKY - The thongs on CG's head are JOKERS thongs NT #3405618 9:55PM 19/07/2006 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed] Jokerette - We gave that thong to Howie at the convention NT #3405647 9:58PM 19/07/2006 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405622 memyselfandi - CG just snapped and is wearing *the official Jokers* thong on his head 0 Replies #3405622 9:56PM 19/07/2006 The guys are still in the bug room. Kaysar told CG he was a born-again jedi and CG just f'ing snapped with laughter. He was cackling for a good minute with no one saying anything. In the midst of the cackling he says "Are we going to have a water baptism ceremony?" More cackling. CG: That was funny. Born-again jedi. Howie: Kaysar's funny this year I like it. CG: I'm a B.A.J. A born again Jedi. CG just put a thong on his head and says this is how you wear it Howie. He says he'll wear it on his head for the baptism ceremony, Everyone laughs. James: I'm too sane for this f'ing show. Howie: You have under 3 arrests I don't know how you got on the show. James: All my charges were dropped. Howie: I don't count that. James makes fun of Howie's shirt because he wore it last season. People who bought stuff at thrift stores have better clothes than what he's wearing, Kaysar said. Kaysar: How much do you think you could sell that girl's underwear for now? Some chick will probably buy that for 30 bucks. If I wear that out to the pool...? James: Can I see that? CG flings it. James: Can I tell you that's the first time I've had a guy fling a thong at me? CG: Oh yeah James. H: Would you bang James? [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405676 Anonymous - Janelle says "For JokersUpdates" when asking Howie to put on thong underwear. NT 0 Replies #3405676 10:01PM 19/07/2006 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405680 SouthernBelladonna - The jokers thong is Howie's. He says he got it at a reality convention. 0 Replies #3405680 10:02PM 19/07/2006 Everyone tries to get him to put them on. He won't do it. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405698 Nerghan - James,George and Howie in bug room with Howie's pink thong 0 Replies #3405698 10:05PM 19/07/2006 Jame and George listening to how horrific Janelle's gas was lastnight told by Howie. This is shortly after George and James inspecting a pink thong. George had it first and then James said let me see those and George slung them to James...James coments on how he can assure us that that is the first time that he has ever had a thong thrown to him by a man. Danielle and Janelle enter and Danielle asks whose those underwear are...they are the pair of thongs that Howie says Jokersupdates gave him and Janelle says,"Really was Jokersupdates there?" They are wanting Howie to put on the thongs but he says they want cover anything. Howie asks Danielle to give him a boobie. BB: janelle, please go to the diary room. James asks who howie would bang in this house. He says that he will bang anybody except the cows he was with in canada. Danielle says she can't wait until they are out of the house so that kaysar howie etc can tell her all about the canada trip. .....now talk about hate sites that were formed involving them [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405711 The_Jesus_Squad - howie calling ppl who attack danielle's family idiots. 0 Replies #3405711 10:06PM 19/07/2006 (ed note: ahem, pepperoni and april's fat husband, did you hear that correctly?) [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405732 The_Jesus_Squad - howie contemplating putting icey hot in his ear. NT 0 Replies #3405732 10:09PM 19/07/2006 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405764 The_Jesus_Squad - george taking his butt back to the pool NT 0 Replies #3405764 10:13PM 19/07/2006 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405767 Nerghan - Danielle says that howie looks like he has make up on 0 Replies #3405767 10:14PM 19/07/2006 howie: oh dani...oh dani all other guys at same time: Howie stop it!! howie leaves and dani is talking about how her kids didn't want to meet Howie at the wrap party because they think he is weird. Kaysar: Dani you look so much better with a hat on. Dani says she likes pastel hats she likes hats. Jase wearing a blazer jacket and mandana and for the moment is getting away with singing Paradise city under his breath sort of. He must be headed to the DR eventually because he is apparently dressing for it and dani informs him that they just shoot you from the waste down in there... James thinks dani farted...she advises that she doesn't fart around people...kaysar asks if she does but then leaves it...she says she doesn't leave her farts... George going for his daily swim and passes by kaysar and says "excuse me America's favorite" Kaysar says "excuse me Americas chicken" [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405776 The_Jesus_Squad - james would be eating right now on a regular wednesday 0 Replies #3405776 10:15PM 19/07/2006 and he'd jump into bed w/ sarah. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405799 The_Jesus_Squad - danielle: shut up kaysar, KAY-ZAR NT 0 Replies #3405799 10:17PM 19/07/2006 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405819 The_Jesus_Squad - danielle is talking about rallying up everyone to eat together so they can all get penalty noms NT 0 Replies #3405819 10:19PM 19/07/2006 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405844 The_Jesus_Squad - danielle: there goes my lubriderm, 0 Replies #3405844 10:23PM 19/07/2006 danielle: what's a nice date kaysar? kaysar: it's not extravagent, but you have to make it special. something with an ocean. he would tell the piano player to play jazz bb: please stop singing please stop singing ed note: god, i would be bored on this date [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405852 The_Jesus_Squad - james was coming up the escalator when he first saw sarah, and he said to his friends "i'm gonna marry her" NT 0 Replies #3405852 10:24PM 19/07/2006 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405862 MissBeezer - James' friend introduced him to Sarah as Woody from Toy Story NT 0 Replies #3405862 10:25PM 19/07/2006 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405873 The_Jesus_Squad - his friends introduced him to her as "woody" 0 Replies #3405873 10:26PM 19/07/2006 sarah: why do they call you woody? danielle laughs sarah didn't want him to go pick her up he took her to a restruant in atlanta (ap-reah diem) sp? sat there for 7 hours howie: did she bang you on the first date james: would you stab him for me danielle [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405894 MissBeezer - Boogie (wearing shower cap) nd Diane in bathroom, whisper inaudibly, Diane leaves NT 2 Replies #3405894 10:29PM 19/07/2006 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed] Anonymous - Di told Booger that Marci wanted her to talk to S6... #3405977 10:44PM 19/07/2006 and tell them that she wasn't going after them. Then she say's, "but I am going after them", they laugh. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed] Anonymous - Something about her being safe NT #3405934 10:35PM 19/07/2006 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405895 Timbo36 - Di and Boogie in BR, flaming S6. NT 0 Replies #3405895 10:29PM 19/07/2006 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405907 The_Jesus_Squad - james: if a woman nominates you howie they'll say "i nominated you because... why the f'k not?" NT 0 Replies #3405907 10:31PM 19/07/2006 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405927 Timbo36 - Howie tells K, D, James that he sharted his shorts earlier today. NT 0 Replies #3405927 10:33PM 19/07/2006 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405935 The_Jesus_Squad - howie: i'm a stronger player when i'm jerking it. NT 0 Replies #3405935 10:35PM 19/07/2006 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405936 MissBeezer - Marci and Will in hot tub 0 Replies #3405936 10:36PM 19/07/2006 Marcy with feet in hot tub with will W: Sugar sex magic red hot chili peppers...californication red hot chilli peppers M: Hot hot hot busta poindexter (they seem to be playing some sort of game with related song titles) W: Jump the pointer sisters M: Bitch! i'm so excited the pointer sisters...I can't believe you pulled pointer out of poindexter W: The scissor sisters, comfortably numb M: Breakout swingout sister W: Soundtrack to the movie Breakout, Electric Boogaloo W: The outfield Josie's on a vacation far away M: that's not a song W: I just wanna hold you tonight? W: I wish we had an Ipod to play all these songs...If you are a super internet fan please burn all these songs and mail them to us! (game continues...not very interesting) W splashes M M pseudo dances behind W's back Back and forth with Sheryl Crow songs... [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #3405940 The_Jesus_Squad - howie: i saw when sarah finger banged herself 0 Replies #3405940 10:36PM 19/07/2006 james: no she didn't james: let's not talk about this, let's talk about kaysar not drinking [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

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