D=Dick/A=Amber/J=Jessica/???=couldn't hear
D: One of my friends took pictures of Jessica Simpson when she was f----d up out of her mind.
D/J: *gasp*
J: Uh-oh.
D: He sold it to National Enquirer and he got banned out of the club for life.
J: Oh! *laughs*
D: That was the Roxy, not the Rainbow. (They were talking just before about clubs.)
J: See, if I was a big celebrity, I don't know if I would ever get, like really messed up out in public. Just because I wouldn't want stuff like that happening.
D: Totally. It was a Paris Hilton like showin' her p---y gettin' in and out of a car...
J: Yeah. that stuff.
D: ...Lindsey Lohan is out of her mind.
J: Yeah, exactly. I wonder what happened to her. [If] she's like in jail or anything?
D: Did she have a DUI wreck?
J: Yeah.
D: Yeah, her rehabs and drinking problems have been very highly publicized. Matter of fact that last movie she was in with ???...
J: Yeah. Uh-huh.
D: ...Was just like a disaster. They hated her on the set. She wouldn't show up. And all this other b-------t was going on.
D: She'll be in rehab and then probably, uh... Do some kind of house arrest or something—
J: Nicole Richie too did something. Or she went might be going to jail.
D: Hers was drugs though, wasn't it?
J: I think so.
D: Eh, she'll get out of that. First time offense.
J: No, it wasn't a first time offense.
D: Really?
J: Yeah. And that's why she thought she was going to jail too.
D: She's her... Uh, what's the name of that show?
J: Simple life?
D: It'll be Simple Life in Jail.
J: Hyeah! Simple Life: Prison!
J/D/A: *snicker*
D: Hyeah! ???—
J: They're gonna get their asses beat *chuckle* if they act like that in prison.
D: They kept Paris, completely separated from EVERYBODY.
J: Really?
D: Yes. She had her meals brought in, all of this s--t. And then uh... Remember when the.. Did you hear that the sheriff let her out?
J: Mm-hm.
D: And then the D.A. was losing his mind?
J: Yep.
D/J: (At the same time) And they brought her back to jail?
J: Put her back. Yeah. That was right before we came here, right?
D: What happened to her was b------t! Was unfair. And I don't give a f--k if people are celebrities. They need to be treated just like everybody else.
J: Yeah. Yeah, 'cause she got like the maximum—
D: Yeah! She wouldn't have gone to jail. She would have had like one of those little anklets or something like that.
A: Mm-hm.
D: Or she would have to stay home in her mansion and have her little servants wait on her.
J: Yeah.
[Long silence. D then starts a conversation about the meal he made. BBAD Camera switches to Eric & Daniele in the kitchen.] |
