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Topic #1917351
madman - Please do NOT post comments in BBUpdates. NT 0 Replies #1917351 12:03PM 15/07/2005
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Topic #1922098
Peeps - Kaysar just blew Jans mind 0 Replies #1922098 12:03AM 16/07/2005
Michael and Jan out on hammock, Kaysar walks out and they briefly discuss what is going on. Kaysar says that they are working on Howie but they all agree Howie flies solo. Before Kaysar walks off he tells Jan they are trying to get her out.

ED NOTE:Now she is really confused. She thought they we're going after Michael. (Which they are) it was a smart play by Kaysar.
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Topic #1922101
Zazny - Mike and Janelle on Sarah and James 0 Replies #1922101 12:03AM 16/07/2005
M>Half the times I can't understand James because he's always lisping. That's mean to say.
J>He's like "janelle, do you know where the fat free creme cheese is?"
M>This is mean, too, but Sarah really needs to start wearing bras
J agrees and giggles
M>She has stretch marks in her armpits. She works at a lingere store. She has no excuse. I want to say, honey, I'll buy you a bra! From your own store!

M>They didn't teach her the most important thing: wearing a bra. They're perfect for each other.

They role play James voice and Sarah...Janelle's Sarah has nothing to say.

M>They almost look like brother and sister. They probably could be
J>Maybe they are
M>Ew
J>So Nasty
M>I'm so grossed out right now. I don't want to put myself on a pedestal, but let's face it all these people are inferior [corrected per Caribou].

J>Howie's cool
M>He's a nutcase, but he's cool!
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Topic #1922103
Caribou - Mike - i'm not putting myself on a pedestal, but these people are all inferior 0 Replies #1922103 12:03AM 16/07/2005
laughs...i'm kidding

Mike thinks Howie is great.
Mike - i have a really awful temper. the only reason it was let loose a bit ... it was after april and kaysar told me in a span of 20 minutes the stuff that that little guy said
J - why would april tell you
M - i questioned her. we were sitting having a smoke

And he relates the story to Janelle
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Topic #1922108
Augustkm - Mike to Janelle: Sarah really needs to start wearing a bra. They're hanging down to her waste, she's got stretch marks under arms. Janelle: Yeah, like 1 Replies #1922108 12:04AM 16/07/2005
she's had 3 kids.

Mike: She works in a lingerie store, so she gots no f**king excuse. Those two (James & Sarah) are made for each other, they were both born without a personality.
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Caribou - Mike - she knows everything about bras, how to care for it, how they're made, how to wash them, but not TO WEAR ONE NT #1922119 12:05AM 16/07/2005
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Topic #1922123
Caribou - Janelle a little freaked that Kaysar just came out and said that stuff to her 0 Replies #1922123 12:07AM 16/07/2005
She said it doesn't seem like Beau lied to her. Now Mike wondering about Beau and if Kaysar's theory is true, then he's reporting to Ivette about their behaviour together (Mike and Janelle).

Now Janelle sharing that Beau asked her about POV and their discussion on that.
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Topic #1922125
Caribou - BB: Beau, please go to the DR NT 0 Replies #1922125 12:07AM 16/07/2005
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Topic #1922134
Caribou - Janelle - Howie mad at her because she kissed Mike 1 Replies #1922134 12:09AM 16/07/2005
M - he is mad at you....be terrible if i said to him "little fella, try as hard as you want to win that money but even if you do win it, there's nothing you can about the size of that little pecker of yours"

Janelle - lololol oh my god. that's funny
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MOP - This was said about Eric...not Howie. NT #1922154 12:13AM 16/07/2005
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Topic #1922135
Zazny - Beau: not a good choice for POV 0 Replies #1922135 12:09AM 16/07/2005
BB> BEAU! Please come to the diary room
M> I hate how loud these guys [BB] are!
J> Beau offered to do POV for me.
M> Beau? That guy can't run a 1/4 mile in a year!

M> That perfume you are wearing is intoxicating. *growls*
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Topic #1922143
Zazny - M: I almost left today 0 Replies #1922143 12:11AM 16/07/2005
M>I almost left today
J>Why
M>The money doesn't matter to me. I thought this would be a different experience, and wanted to go back to work refreshed, whether I won or lost. Hopefully won, of course, but I thought I can't continue something if I'm being portrayed as some kind of sex offender. I have a lot to talk about to the Diary Room
*FISH*
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Topic #1922144
Caribou - Mike - you know that i almost left today? Janelle - WHAT??? 0 Replies #1922144 12:11AM 16/07/2005
M - I came here for the experience. Money was secondary. After this i thought to myself i can't continue something if i'm being portrayed as some kind of sex offender. i went in and i said to them...i'm not allowed to talk about DR right?

FISH
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Topic #1922151
Caribou - Mike and janelle make fun of ivette 0 Replies #1922151 12:12AM 16/07/2005
She looks like a cleaning lady. Someone to make our coffee.
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Topic #1922160
Zazny - Making fun of Ivette crying over Cappy's pix at HOH 0 Replies #1922160 12:15AM 16/07/2005
Eric in mock Ivette voice crying over "Cappy's" stuff in HOH room.
M>Stir your coffee and shut up.

J>She looks like a cleaning lady.
M>"doesn't she look like Selma Hayek?"
J&M>"NO!"
J>I thought you would separate my towels
M>I knew she was off her rocker about 4 days ago. It was unemployment. She said (Mike shakes the hammock as he says this in grumpy voice) 'I'm sick of employers telling me I've overqualified and not hiring me. I wanted to tell her that you need to change your attitude. With the attitude of you think to deserve the world, you don't deserve *****.

...
M>She doesn't speak Spanish with me which makes me wonder if she can speak and her accent is wack
J>Ghetto
M>She said you speak it in Italian accent. It's from Argentina, one of the best Spanish in the world, you daft hippy!

...
M>They asked me about her in DR.
J>Probably because she said something bad about you.

J>They asked me about you.
M>I said you were cute, but not really my type
J>The same thing?
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Topic #1922164
Caribou - Mike makes fun of Ivette complaining about being told she's overqualified for waitressing jobs 0 Replies #1922164 12:16AM 16/07/2005
Mike telling Janelle he'd love to tell her it's her attitude. Learn some humility. She never speaks spanish to mike so he wonders about her spanish and if it's very good. Calls her a "daft hippy" (lol)

Mike speaks argentinian spanish, best form of spanish in the world.

Janelle - her ***** t-shirts
M - if you're gonna be proud of something, be proud of an achievement
M - they asked me what i thought of her (on first or second day)
J - they asked me about you. i said he's cute, not my type
M - i said you were cute but not really my type
J - that's funny
M - anyway
M - come here, i want to look at you
J moves on hammock so they lay side by side instead of head against feet
Sharing mints now

M - so anyway....
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Topic #1922182
Zazny - Mike's favorite HG's 0 Replies #1922182 12:20AM 16/07/2005
M>My favorite girl or guy?
J>Both
M>*I* was my favorite guy. Rachel was my favorite first, but now she's become a zombie

they make fun of Rachel saying things like "do you want me to get you some coffee"

M>I think he's injected everyone in here with Potassium Chloride
J>And Maggie
M>Maggie was cool for a day. I asked her 'do you not like me?' She said I was different. Different? She said it was good in the beginning, but she stopped trying.

....
M>They'll show THIS side of me on tv. They've talked so much ***** about me, they should get some [in return]

They talk about Beau telling Howie about under the covers stuff
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Topic #1922190
Zazny - J: What if we both had voluntary exits? 0 Replies #1922190 12:22AM 16/07/2005
Talk about places they could go.

Mike makes squeeze noise with his mouth.

J>I'm dying to know what Kaysar says about this.

Mike whistles

M>Oh he's praying.

April saying something about cigarettes. Janelle wants to have it too.

M>She practically smoked my entire box. I asked for one of hers and she's like 'shut the ***** up.'

A>How many packs does Michael have left?
J>Not many
A>I told Kaysar he has to stop smoking mine
J>Somebody's been smoking my cigarettes
...
A>Do what you wanna do
J>I'm not gonna stop talking to him
A>He's not a bad person

They go into the sexual harassment
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Topic #1922223
Zazny - A: I'm just looking out for you [Janelle] 0 Replies #1922223 12:29AM 16/07/2005
April says "trust me" as she thinks she's convincing Janelle to not use the veto.

A: You know you can trust me. The best thing for me is to leave it the same
J: And Howie too?
A: Howie too.
J: You don't think Howie would use it on him? Michael
A: Take him off the block? Hell, no, he adores you.

A: I don't think he'll be up to competing again, so it may be left to me. Who will Michael use?
J: I don't know
A: I don't want to talk crap about Michael
J: Neither do I
A: Friend of friend, Michael's not talking to people, [don't tell him anything if you learn anything, because they'll assume it's coming to you. You'll be up again]
J: [I'll be up again anyway]
A: You gotta fight.
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Topic #1922238
Zazny - A: The only alliance I made was on the surfboard 0 Replies #1922238 12:31AM 16/07/2005
A: I never said to one person 'you and me to the end'. It's too early for that. What hurt Michael may have been....
J: Michael came out yelling, he said that he and Eric had an alliance. I'm like woah, you know what I mean.
A: Apparently there were a couple things that went on that broke that alliance. I don't like that stuff, because I get headaches from it, stomachaches from it. I don't want people going out of this game without them knowing how I feel.

...I don't want people to think that a group that hangs out is an alliance, because it's not. I REFUSE [to say that]. You never know what situation you'll be in, so you can't [make any guarantees].
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Topic #1922279
Zazny - More veto predictions, April says Ivette will come to talk to Janelle 0 Replies #1922279 12:40AM 16/07/2005
A: You and I would be good in a mental competition, we do better than James and Howie. I will be honest, I won't use it. If I win it, it would be better for me to take it...it's up to you.
J: I would need everyone to tell me, no you're safe.
A: I know that you're fine. I'm the same as I was last week.
A: You know some people [act bad when nominated and swings the vote]. If mental, you and I would be better. Cuz Howie gets flustered.
J: He's mad at me tonight.
...
A: People underestimate me because I'm blond and little. But we were picked for a reason.
J: I hope nobody's leading me the wrong way if I did win it because I don't
A: Cappy is true to his word. As long as it stays the same. He has not backstabbed me, or anyone but him

J: I could pick Rachel too, because she's really good too
A: I don't know who Cappy's picking, either, maybe Maggie

Michael is whistling on the hammock. April laughs. Janelle "aws." She says that if Michael is saved, the vote will probably go towards her.

April tells Janelle about why Ivette doesn't like her.
A: Ivette's a nice person, she's vocal, but she's like that. she's a true friend, she'll have your back. She said from a couple of sources that she heard that you had said not to put up Ashlea, but Ivette.
J: We (me, you, Maggie) were all in the room, Rachel wanted feedback, and I said yeah, put up Ivette. I was the only one who gave her feedback.
A: Oh,
J: I guess someone's a snitch....wait I didn't say that. I said two guys.
A: I don't remember who said it.
J: I don't either. I could have said two guys.
A: She's gonna try to talk to you. If you said that, tell her you didn't know her well.

...
A: She told me straight up she was going to vote for Ashlea. How could you not respect that?
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Topic #1922300
Zazny - Eric notices Michael was laying underneath the hammock 0 Replies #1922300 12:47AM 16/07/2005
When Janelle came out, Michael told her he fell and decided to just stay on the floor.

BB: Janelle please put on your microphone. Jan runs back in to find it.

J (to someone, not Michael): She wanted to talk about....I'll tell you later, when everybody's not looking at me.

M: There's a camera right here!
J: WHere How do you know?
M: I hear it.
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Topic #1922306
Zazny - M notices the gathering in the kitchen 0 Replies #1922306 12:50AM 16/07/2005
M calls them fascists

M> It's kind of flattering that they need all of them to take out the two of us *sheep noises*. Look at them all in the kitchen. Like a bunch of flies around a rotten apple *flies noises*
J> I can't believe you and Kaysar and myself are the only normal people here
M> And Howie...(DR voice?) "How do you feel about this Michael." Well let me explain....I feel
J> ...like a sardine
M> eh...I don't want to talk about sardines.
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Topic #1922321
Zazny - Mike snarks on the girls 0 Replies #1922321 12:55AM 16/07/2005
M>I wouldn't date any of those girls in there.
J>I wouldn't date...well the only one's James, I'd never date James. I would tease Howie, but
M>I picture myself being intimate with any of those girls and I think eww
J>Not even Sarah?
M>ew, like ***** a turd. like a cold turd that's been there for a year.

(feed choppy...he has another snark)
J>So mean.
M>I hope they air that And Ivette. Oh.
J>She probably has hairy armpits
M>She says she shaves...
J>I don't believe it
M>She probably has a whole region of darkness like 'Hi I'm the cactus region.' I saw some rash action going on with April.
J>What? No. What about Maggie?
M>I'd rather masturbate than to be forced to have sex with her
J>Any other girls in there? Jennifer?
M>Before you kiss, she'd be 'I love you.' Then you'd be 'ok go away freako.'
J makes fun of her laugh

M>Sarah looks dirty
J>like she picks her nose
M>Like she has a fungus growing under her armpits
J>...maybe
M>That's pretty mean
M>Who else is left?
J>I think me.
M>You're fabulous of course
(Mike pops a breath mint)
J>Ashlea?
M>If Ashlea walked in a room and it was a somber, lighting environment, she took off her clothes, and stood so the shadow lofted across her face
J>You're so mean
M>There would be a subtle spark of attraction. Then she'd make 2 mistakes. Walking out of the shadow and opening her mouth. I'm kidding. I thought she'd be one of my least favorites. I'm [a bad judge of character] but I miss her now!
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Topic #1922339
Zazny - They see Eric in the window again, Kayser clues them in to decoy Beau 0 Replies #1922339 1:06AM 16/07/2005
As Mike whispers, Janelle says "Kayser's gonna come out and talk to us"

They see Eric looking at them again.

M> We're the ...what's the word I'm looking for, I know it in Italian ... stereotype for what he grow up hating. Just the same as he was born short and squatty, I was born tall and skinny. I have as much as right to hate him as he does to hate me.


J> Why couldn't they put more people like us in?
M> They had to find the short fireman, Jewish, hockey playing...
J> White trash piece of *****!

Mike calls out to Kaysar
M> Where are you going?
K> *mumble*
M> You're going to get wood?
K> What are you talking about?
M> Come. Have a seat, I've saved you a pillow.
K> You wanted to talk to us?
M> Lay in the middle, you'll be like a step-child

K> Howie's working out. He's too close to you. Why do you think Beau is hanging on the side?
M> He's conspiring. He's sent by Ivette
K> He's used as a decoy. Did he open a deep conv. about Miami?
J> Yeah

K says then while she was talking to Beau, they take Howie away.
K> This entire time they've been sitting up talking to him. None of them stay up this late, but they have a mission tonight. [I didn't hear nothing all I had to hear to know what was going on was] "she's manipulating you." I noticed April being touchy-feely, hugging him.
A>She swore...
M>April's full of *****.
K>This is not about power of veto. April is going to feed you stuff piecemeal. She will be diplomatic. It is in your best interest to not use pov, you may be safe this week but they're working next week. They see Howie is a strong player. This week he was 3rd in mental, next is probably a physical and he'll place 1st. They are trying to
M>They're like zombies *zombie voice* I'll brainwash you!!!"
J>Did you see them trying to brainwash me? It was pathetic.
K>They're all surrounding him, Beau's grabbing his butt every 3 seconds saying 'as a matter of fact, your butt does look good.' Ivette is doing her thing.
M>What's she doing *mocks angry Ivette's arm flailing*
K>Beau will stay up late, follow people around, and make sure to keep us busy. that's the point. I want to tell you this so you can stay on your toes and understand what's going on. I'm gonna talk to Howie.
J>I would use it on Michael if I want. Then you guys would win
M>What'd happen to you?
J>I'd go home to Miami
K>If you use it, I'm going up.
K> There's no one else, they've locked everyone but me, but it's up to you.
M>We can always shoot them and cut them to pieces
J>What are we gonna do, Kaysar!!!
K>I'm working on it!!!
J>*giggling* I'm working on it....so cute.
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Topic #1922345
gymborebel - Jan to Kay "What are we going to do"? Kay "I'm working on it" NT 0 Replies #1922345 1:08AM 16/07/2005
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Topic #1922348
Augustkm - Kaysar has just given Mike & Janelle a rundown of the plotting of the others. 0 Replies #1922348 1:09AM 16/07/2005
He tells them they are working on Howie's vote.
That Beau has been assigned to stay up late & keep tabs on them.
Kaysar says that if Janelle wins POV & uses it he will be put up, but it is up to her.

He start to go back to the house & Janelle says, "What are we going to do?"

Kaysar answers, "I'm working on it."

Janelle says to Michael, "He's so cute."

Now Janelle is telling Mike if we are going home we might as well shake things up before we go.
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