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| Caribou - Mike, Kaysar, Howie, Janelle on Patio (verbatim convo) |
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#1940685 11:35PM 18/07/2005 |
Mike - i'm sorry, game or no game dude. i don't suck ass with anyone, especially on national tv. i'm not money hungry enough to get on 4 knees and suck ass...4 legs...knees...2 knees...however many knees i have
Kaysar - (laughs)
Mike - i mean dude, i know it's frustrating. do you know how frustrating it is for me? do you?
Kay - i understand
Mike - i kind of...
Kaysar - I...look if i didn't think you were in danger i wouldn't go out on a limb to try to like make sure your ass is...
Mike - it started here, everything was going fine, we got you out of eviction.
Kaysar - then somewhere a couple days after that everything took a dump
Mike - then suddenly, mr. midget decides that i'm the biggest threat he's ever met and he nominates me. then, as i get lied to, our whole arrangement is thrown to *****. then suddenly, jennifer perpetuates this lie that she could have stopped in one swoop but cuz she's a weakling, she just rather would have gone along with it, but instead went along with this whole concept that i am uh..perpetuating some kind of a cycle of molestation, or some *****. At that point, that's when all the girls in the house started looking at me like i'm weird. you know, having someone like Sarah who barely has two brain cells to rub together, come up to me and start lecturing me as if she even knows me, as if she's even got a breath of air in her lungs to speak to me about 'you know you rubbed your toe up on my'..shut your ***** you ***** ass you know. And then, i've got a ***** coffee server over there, who thinks she's the queen of sheba, who i wouldn't ***** with howie's dick and him pushing, you know? And i'm thinking to myself, i'm supposed to somehow fix this situation? In 3 days? It's obvious, I am a threat, I've won a couple of comps, came real close on the rest. Eric got ***** scared and that's what happened. There's nothing i could have done.
Howie arrives....
Mike to Howie - when's your birthday?
Howie - January 7th (capricorn)
Kaysar - oh that explains why you're so weird
Mike - i feel, in reflection of the last few days where everything has taken a nosedive that essentially there is very little aside from getting down on my knees and playing suck ass, to improve the situation. i did what i coul din the comps. i did well in almost all of them
HOwie - yea you did great. you made too many enemies, it's the women
Mike - and that was a perpetuated lie. they used that for their own advantage
Howie - your'e right. when i grabbed janie's boobies and sniffed her period panties...
Mike - so if this really was a fair game, there would be a way to even things out but its' not fair...
Howie - that's it
Mike - what are you gonna do? it' not really a game of survival of the fittest, it's survival of the weakest especially in the beginning
Howie - in a way it is
Mike - how is it fair that the 2 people who perform the best in comps the next day get nommed for eviction. that's not a fair game
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