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| Caribou - Mike and Kaysar (long) |
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#1899907 11:21PM 11/07/2005 |
They're joking around on the hammock. Making voices of movie characters etc. Mike is sounding like scooby doo and making up his own dialogue. Nothing to do with bb mostly. Kaysar laughing and playing along.
Mike - we can't let these people get to us. if we keep a level head they'll respect us and wonder what we're thinking. all of this behaviour is out of weakness.
Kaysar - i might have said something. it's like i'm cool if i curse back
Mike - let's face it, the average IQ in here is not that high. i have no interest in any of the girls here now. i thought a couple were cute but now throw them to the dogs
they laugh
Kaysar - you're just upset because they think you're a sexual harasser yet howie fondles them and that's NOT sexual harassment.
Mike - yea eh?
Kaysar - the only chick i attract is beau
Mike - beau beau beau, sweet little beau
they laugh
Kaysar - i'm just going to ignore everybody i think
Mike pretending to be a crazy guy, doing a fun voice saying "watch out! there's a sexual predator..."
Mike - i'm telling you man they think i'm some kind of sexual predator and yet howie is talking about molesting them
kaysar - do you think they'll give us real grass if we win a luxury comp
mike - dear bb, can we win a flower or bush...something
they're kidding around and doing funny voices.
mike - ***** a dude, i think i'm losing it
kaysar - no you act like this when we're not here
mike - god it seems so long ago since we first got this
kaysar - you got to think if you hang out with someone every hour of every day and we sleep for like 6 hours that leaves 18 hours
mike - sorry kaysar but when this is all over i'm gonna have to take a break from you for some time
they laugh
kaysar - pretty much we've done the equivaletn of hanging out with these people every single day (18 hrs. day for 10 days or so) ... so that means if we were to hang out with them for this time in real life, it's like 10 weeks
mike - a lot less annoying the 10 week swould have been. there's some weird ***** people in this house. we shoud just adopt howie's technique. be complete goofballs
kaysar - i think you're doing it already
mike - yea man i tell ya..oh well oh well
kaysar - why did eric rush to the diary room like he had this big concern
mike - maybe he's gay and needed a fix..with beau..lolol...
kaysar - that's disgus...are you ok???
mike - no not really i'm a little mad
kaysar - see who does eric know
mike - what if they all know about us and they all know each other
kaysar ....
mike - and we're being like suckered into this and the whole ... is laughin g at us
mike - what if BB (set this up to make us look like) morons. that would be really not nice. (to mislead that they had a role to play and good guys)
they wouldnt' make us out to look like assholes would they
kay - we're not the twist. oh ***** we're gonna blow our cover dude. ok each and every person in here most likely
mike - i don't think...jen and april don't know each other..pretty sure of that, she came crying to me today. look lets just win all the comps and nominate everyone (laughs)
mike - if we nom ivette and eric we take two people out with loud mouths
kay - wonder why eric is being so nice to me
mike - think outside of here he's fine and we could be friends but in here they're both loud
kay - he's not being a straight shooter bothers me
mike - right
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#1899964 11:30PM 11/07/2005 |
"watch out theres a sexual predator in the house and his name is Miguel Sanchez, hes looks like Michael hes about 6 foot 5 with teeth sharp as knives cowboys boots and a gun holster filled with dildos."
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