mag in hoh: listen up f*ckers, hoh tomorrow, lets start getting serious. iv is in hoh bathroom flatironing her hair. mag crawls into bed, says: oh jen jen its so warm (about where jen made the bed warm). mag: want to play cards until the meeting. jen: i have to pee. mag:want to play after you are done peeing jen: yea-ah (says in a strange voice) mag: you going to take out your contacts jen: not yet. i hear mag shuffling cards. (cam is in the middle of room and no actual person is visible).
[flipping feeds]
1. empty LR. 2. empty BY from a view I have never seen before, its pretty much the entire yard from behind the hammock. 3. back to hoh.
jen in hoh bathroom talking about contacts building up bacteria. talking to iv. mag sitting on bed with the cards, eating popcorn. jen talking about her hair in the hoh bathroom. jen says i have to buy a pill to put down here to clean it out once a month [ed:lol but she is talking about her contacts] they talk about getting lasik, ivs grandmas eye problems. maggie seems impatient waiting for jen to play cards with her.
iv: what time is it maggie mag:10: 45 jen: my makeup is downstairs mag:why do you need it now. jen: my lips are chapped. mag tells her about some lip stuff that is already upstairs. (i get the impression jen is avoiding maggie and/or the meeting she wants people to attend).
now jen has sat on the bed. she is wearing her glasses. they say they will play war. they say "oh no" repeatedly about the game.
[trying feed 4 now.... its the same thing, different angle. lets see.... 1 again...]
ok this is now james plaing coasters by himself.
[trying 2 again....]
its the HT with jan/how/kay going over hoh questions for the comp. who spelled what and was it right or wrong. who was on what team. what order they spelled the words [ed: oh my jan knows her stuff].
[trying 4 again to see if this hoh "meeting" has started.]
i hear iv and beau shrieking. in hoh bathroom. maggie says to iv to tell beau that the cameramen behind there were laughing. iv shrieks to april to cover your body parts. [apparently, the meeting is late, as most meetings are. flipping to 1]
jan in red/white flowered bikini. tey talk about when they see what is on the feeds or on the show (didnt get it all) that will be great. now back to reviewing the comps. kay is helping.
how: saying michael (?) wants to see us f*ck these people, more than anyone. jan: so does ashlea. howie going off about the other group talking about wanting to go to sequester, well see when one of them walks out the door. mocks them mourning the person gone, same way they did cappy. [ed: funny] how: you know what honey, kiss my butt where the sun dont shine. its game on baby. nerd herd. were going to go get em. janie you are hoh, we might as well give it to you right now [ed: seems that way, but i shouldnt jinx it.]
more hoh questions. how reviews the sweet conveyor contest: which guest almost puked. me. reviews the amount of pounds in each bucket. she had the pbj pass on her side, she decided to keep it for herself and eat food for the week.
how: youre beautiful janie. they dont have what you have. jan says its stupid picking on someone because they are athletic. jan: the funny thing is i dont know why she says that when she has had 5 plastic surgery operations. how goes over to massage jans back. jan: i dont want a back massage. how: really. jan: yeah.
jan: its just sad how people get so jealous over nothing. jan: they gotta get taken out. how: focus. confident as they are.....
[feed flips to james and rachel] jam: you and howie would be the targets. who would you guys put up. rach: i have no idea. jan: i guess the sides are reallymore defined than ever. this week was just insane, icant belive all the things thathave gone on. where were you during allthat. rach: i was in the dr. and i heard houseguests, stop it. and they told me, can you leave and come back later, were going to have to bring some people in.
rach: obviously there are peoplei get along with more on that side for various reasons, but i cant speculate. jam: i wonder wtha the contest will be. obviously lsat week weknew it was going to be longevity. rachL its great that you are getting along with them now, but you gotta understand they were gunnign for you last week. jam says both sides were gunnign for me and sars head. rach: no not both sides. jam: well i hear it from both sides.
they talk that bb gave them 2 decks of cards.
jam back to hearing things from both sides, says it doesnt matter, feels like he has been fighting the house. im literally right now exhausted, the stress this week of thinking i was going home, i reached this week a point of enlightenment, you cant beat em all the time. they actually employed some strategy this week. rach: yeah.
jam saying he had no idea he was not going up. rach: im going to tell you what happened. adn i dont care if you belive me or not. apr started telling kayser all this shitl kayser started beliveng it. you gotta watch out for james, you gotta watch out for james. soon as howie got to hoh, they bombarded him, they wereup there attacking him tellin ghim everything under the sun, and were faced with the whole house coming after us. he got caught between a rock and a hard place. so howie made a decision. and i was pissed. and im stilll pissed to this day. ill admit it, i gave howie that competition because he never had hoh and i already had it. [ed:all completetly true and accurate]
jam: this game couldve been so f(ckig different. when i saw kaysers birthday card i was so mad i had to leave the room. i have only said 2 words tokayser since hes been here.
rach: Tehy are all being real nice to you for a reason. james we all like you. shittty as it sounds your best chance of being in the final 5 is with us. i know you are going to do what you want to do. you have a choice, if you want to be in it to win it.
jam:what the f*ck was kaysers problem. rach: howie started thinking two steps ahead. you hear them talkig about sequester house, thats their primary objective right now. what is that.
rach guarantees james that if she/how/jan/even kayser gets hoh that james will NOT go because they need him, they feel he is a strong competitor. i dont care who you talk to, its not going to bother me.
[ed: wow i am really impressed with rachel more than i ever have been.]
(omg april enters the room.) apr talking about howie being demonic, something about destroying personal property. rach says he wont.
jam said sars picture has coffee stains on it. says janelle did apologize.
(note they are in bed in the subway room in the dark.)
[there is more but i must stop......... anyway april is in there now.]
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