JENNIFER: Do you think that Dan and Dabida (spelling?) are going to like each other?
MAGGIE: Yes.
JENNIFER: You think?
MAGGIE: Everybody likes Dabida, like everyone. You meet him and you're like, "I really like that guy." And it looks like a lot of people would like Dan.
JENNIFER: What do you mean "it looks like"?
MAGGIE: Because look at him. He looks really likable.
JENNIFER: But he's being goofy.
I like to bite his chin really hard, and his lip, and the tip of his nose and his cheeks and his earlobes.
MAGGIE: I like to bite, too.
JENNIFER: And sometimes I bite right here (indicating) and he gets really mad.
MAGGIE: I know. I pinch too. Dabida doesn't like it.
JENNIFER: I don't pinch. I bite.
MAGGIE: I bite, too. Only time I'm down with it is during sex. All the other times he doesn't like it.
JENNIFER: (Laughs.)
His ex-girlfriend used to do that and he thought it was weird.
MAGGIE: Bite during sex?
JENNIFER: I think on his shoulders, or something.
MAGGIE: Why would her head be back there?
JENNIFER: No, like, right here.
MAGGIE: Oh. I was just like what?
JENNIFER: I don't know. I could be making that up.
MAGGIE: Ooh, I don't hear about Dabe's ex-girlfriends. (Note: Can anyone tell me what his name is and how it's spelled? Dabe, Dave? Way off? Thanks)
JENNIFER: I don't care. It's because when we broke up, he was still talking to me when he was dating them, so he would tell me things.
MAGGIE: Ooh, wasn't that weird when he was having sex with other women?
JENNIFER: Well, that girl I was actually talking about, they -- she was a virgin. They didn't have sex. It was just, like, when they were messing around, I guess, or something.
MAGGIE: Oh.
JENNIFER: But Dan told me she looked like *****.
MAGGIE: Hmm?
JENNIFER: Ugly, like, panties and -- I don't know. He would talk bad to her, too, so I didn't care. Like, talk bad about her. Is that what I said? He didn't want to be with anybody else but me. Poophead.
MAGGIE: You both had sex with other people in your separation time.
JENNIFER: Uh-huh. Just one.
MAGGIE: Both of you just one?
JENNIFER: Uh-huh. We've both had sex with the same amount of people.
MAGGIE: Oh, really?
JENNIFER: Uh-huh.
MAGGIE: That's weird. That's like a coincidence.
JENNIFER: And we're both the same age. We both went to the same college. Both from the same home town.
MAGGIE: Uh-huh. That's weird.
JENNIFER: I think we were brother and sister in a past life.
MAGGIE: Ooh.
JENNIFER: In a past life.
MAGGIE: It's still ooh.
JENNIFER: We could have been sisters in a past life.
MAGGIE: Ooh.
JENNIFER: No. I mean you and me.
MAGGIE: Oh, okay. We're definitely come from the same cloth, if you want to put it in those terms.
JENNIFER: Yeah.
(Door knocks.)
JENNIFER: Maybe we were twins.
MAGGIE: Who is it?
IVETTE: It's me.
JENNIFER: Umm, can you come back later?
IVETTE: Are you serious?
MAGGIE: Who's me?
JENNIFER: No.
(Laughter.)
MAGGIE: That was sad. That wasn't funny. That was sad.
JENNIFER: I'm too lazy to get up.
MAGGIE: That was sad, huh? We didn't have it on you. We didn't know who it was. So when you knocked, we really didn't know it was you?
IVETTE: Why is Howie being so nice now?
JENNIFER: Because they threatened him in the DR.
MAGGIE: Because Howie probably got in trouble.
IVETTE: You think he got in trouble?
JENNIFER: Um-hmm.
MAGGIE: Um-hmm.
IVETTE: Do you really think so?
MAGGIE: Um-hmm.
IVETTE: He got called to the DR before he started doing all of that. He didn't get called again afterwards. I've been timing it.
He told us April -- He told us April -- she went in the DR for an hour and a half.
JENNIFER: Well, the last time he did it was --
MAGGIE: Outside.
JENNIFER: -- during the lockdown, and he got called in as soon as we were off lockdown.
MAGGIE: Right, yeah.
IVETTE: Are you sure?
JENNIFER: Uh-huh.
MAGGIE: Yeah.
JENNIFER: That's when he stopped.
MAGGIE: Uh-huh.
IVETTE: Are you positive he got called in right afterwards?
JENNIFER: He was the first person to get called in when, like, everyone's been called to there but me. And for like long periods of time, and he was the first one.
IVETTE: I thought he -- I thought he didn't get called at all after --
MAGGIE: He got called in right after the lockdown.
JENNIFER: Yep. It was all the fighting people. It was like Howie, then Beau --
MAGGIE: Yeah.
JENNIFER: -- then Kaysar, then April; and she was in there for like an hour and a half.
MAGGIE: Yeah.
JENNIFER: And she even admitted, she goes, "I wasn't even talking the whole time."
MAGGIE: They weren't talking about --
IVETTE: Shhh. Never mind.
MAGGIE: No. That's all she said. That was not good stuff.
IVETTE: Shhh.
JENNIFER: Because she -- because she had just told us before cooking dinner, she was like, "I want to go into the DR and talk." And we were like, "You were in there for an hour." She was like, "Yeah, but it wasn't talking."
IVETTE: Wow. He's calmed down a lot. He hasn't said another word.
MAGGIE: Right.
JENNIFER: They probably told him, "One more outburst or phrase or whatever, you'll get a PN, like, automatic."
IVETTE: He hasn't called her "Busto." He hasn't tried doing anything. I thought that maybe somebody told him, "Relax."
JENNIFER: Huh-uh. Do you think Kaysar all of a sudden, out of nowhere, is going to get him to relax when he couldn't yesterday or earlier this morning? It was them.
MAGGIE: Or he realized it wasn't working.
JENNIFER: Please. She was doing the exact same things last night as she did this morning, and he kept doing it. So what's the difference.
IVETTE: Is it just April and Rachel sitting there?
MAGGIE: Uh-huh.
IVETTE: Are they talking?
MAGGIE: Looks like it. I think Rachel is trying to now get on our good side. Doesn't she realize the damage is done?
IVETTE: Oh, yeah. Her damage was done for me, though, when she booted Cappy off. That's pretty much when her damage was done for me.
MAGGIE: Well, you could say the same thing for James, though.
IVETTE: Yeah, I do. But the thing is, is that right now, I feel like James is a little bit more usable than Rachel is. She's already offering him to go to the other side. She goes, "You know that they're going to get rid of you next week, right?" She goes, "They're going to get rid of you next week. If you want to last in this game, you're better off coming with us.
MAGGIE: That's not stupid of her.
JENNIFER: Well, too bad Howie's already told him, also, that if they get HOH, he's the first to go, not April.
(Ivette, please put on your microphone.)
JENNIFER: Howie has told James the exact same opposite that Rachel told him.
MAGGIE: Right.
(Laughter.)
IVETTE: Well, anyways, what I mean is, is that I didn't like it when she was hiding and then all of a sudden came out.
MAGGIE: Either way you slice it, "Bye-bye."
IVETTE: Yeah.
MAGGIE: We can do it, one by one.
IVETTE: If God gives us the power, adios amigos.
MAGGIE: This is what they need. They need a double eviction week.
IVETTE: Hmm?
MAGGIE: What they need is a double eviction week, but unfortunately, they may get one, so we just keep -- keep on chucking.
(Live feed switches to April and Rachel in Kitchen.)
APRIL: I know. I just think there are values and all of that and I think there is a -- you know, we've all done stupid things in this house, and we all do things that we probably normally wouldn't do. But I think there's a line that can be crossed. So, yeah, I definitely wouldn't -- I would never do this again.
But I would never --
RACHEL: Yeah, you know, it -- you know, it wouldn't be what I'd order off the menu either, but, you know.
APRIL: Huh-uh.
RACHEL: The chef won't take it back, so you got to eat it.
APRIL: I just can't wait to be in sequester house. That is going to be like a God send. It's going to be like, Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet. Relaxing. I mean, people act differently when the game is not going on, you know, and when there's not money anymore at the end.
RACHEL: Uh-huh.
APRIL: It will be a lot different. So I think sequester house will be a lot of fun, a lot. And I wouldn't mind being the first one there whatsoever. I don't care. When I was telling Howie "I don't care," I really don't care, because, I mean, being there a week by yourself, hello? Who -- right now if I could have, like, one dream, it would be to see my husband, my dog, and to be by myself.
RACHEL: My dog with his stupid ears flapping.
APRIL: Yeah. It's just -- you know.
RACHEL: Well...
APRIL: I don't know. But I guess I would never -- I would never know all of this if I hadn't done it. There was a reason -- there's a reason that all of us are here.
RACHEL: Absolutely. Absolutely.
APRIL: I cannot believe Kaysar and Janelle are still sleeping.
RACHEL: Still.
You know, Howie, I -- I wish I could apologize for him, but I --
APRIL: No, I know. I know you can't.
RACHEL: You know? I don't control him.
APRIL: The thing is, is as much as he thought it got to me, it didn't.
RACHEL: Good.
APRIL: The only thing that got to me is that, number 1, America is going to see that -- you know, what he did.
RACHEL: Uh-huh.
APRIL: And that's -- I can't even believe -- I love -- I can honestly say that I have never -- I have never said one bad thing about him in that DR, not one. I have always said, "He's so funny," like, I've always said wonderful things about him.
RACHEL: Uh-huh.
APRIL: And to see someone be so demonic, I mean, it was just -- we were all like, "Where did this come" -- I mean, we were just in awe. Have you ever seen that before?
RACHEL: No.
APRIL: It -- it -- I mean, to call me a c*nt and a pus- -- I mean, that is like -- and the sad thing, Rachel, is I will -- I know this is a game -- whatever. Everybody else thinks it's a game, or whatever. It's not to me. But I will never forgive him because he personally attacked my family.
RACHEL: Um-hmm.
APRIL: Never. Me? I don't give sh*t. I can stand up for myself.
RACHEL: Um-hmm.
APRIL: But, you know, I'll never forgive him. Never. I just can't. I mean, I -- I know he's going to continue to do it, because he's told people that he's going to continue and continue and continue, and I'm like -- and the thing is, is I love Kaysar, and I already told Kaysar, I mean, I know that Howie is -- you know, me and Jennifer are being looked at because Jennifer was HOH.
If for one minute -- it would have been a benefit to keep Kaysar here for me and Jennifer, so -- so why are -- you know, I know that Jennifer made the decision, but it's like, if you're going to be mad at anybody, don't -- it's not necessarily -- you know? I never even brought up his name (LIE). I love Kaysar to death. Love him. Love him to death. And I told him that. But...
I don't know. I don't know. And -- and I'll forgive Janelle because she pers- -- she just personally attacked me. She didn't say anything about my husband or my dog or any of that. She called me a whore, which I'm like, "Okay. Whatever."
RACHEL: She was real drunk.
APRIL: Yeah, but, I mean, that's just -- I mean, I can't -- I can't believe Howie is 34 and he showed that kind of immaturity. I'm just like, "Oh, my God. Oh, my God." Very, very strange. But I can handle it, so he can continue to do it. He can continue to personally attack my family as well, because it's -- I mean, I can't get anyone for slander, period, because I signed up for this. But, you know, it can go to a point -- -- because I was pulled and talked -- pulled and talked to about possible things.
(Howie opens the sliding glass door from outside and April shuts up and Howie exits the room again and April begins talking again.)
APRIL: So...
But I want -- I told you earlier, I would never hold it against you.
RACHEL: Thanks.
APRIL: You didn't do anything.
RACHEL: Thank you.
APRIL: Never.
Kaysar and Janelle are going to be up all freaking night.
RACHEL: Yep.
APRIL: Just -- you know what? Let them sleep. Like, I wouldn't even go in there, because they might would sleep through the night.
RACHEL: No. They'll wake up at, like, midnight, 10:00. They'll be up. They'll start eating. They'll be up until like 5:00 and then go to bed.
APRIL: Oh, my God.
RACHEL: I can't do that. That's just not -- I like sleeping at night.
APRIL: Absolutely.
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