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Topic #2385885
Sluggo - And now, of course, they turn to trashing Janelle... 0 Replies #2385885 10:50AM 05/09/2005
...they first criticize her for getting too close to Michael, and then say she didn't make any friends in the house. She's "shady", and spends all her time studying Big Brother.
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Topic #2385886
fnfish - Back Yard chatting 0 Replies #2385886 10:50AM 05/09/2005
Ape: From the very first week, I knew she was shady because (Ashlea, her partner was on the block) she was going around asking everyone, ya, so we're voting out Kaysar, right?

M: She just walks around the house looking at everything she doesn't try to make friends. I don't think she cares.
A: Her own mom said she wouldn't make it that far. Probly 75% of the people she knows said she wouldn't make it that far.
M: She couldn't beat us in how many competitions so far? So that tells me that...
M: She needed to get those questions right.

(ed. I can't believe how these people can spend so much time hating on another person like that and still act so self-righteous.)

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Topic #2385904
neysa54 - Fish! NT 0 Replies #2385904 10:56AM 05/09/2005
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Topic #2385906
neysa54 - Ivette, Maggie, April in back yard talking about next week. NT 0 Replies #2385906 10:57AM 05/09/2005
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Topic #2385918
fnfish - Ape & Mag talking about comps 0 Replies #2385918 10:58AM 05/09/2005
Maggie is talking about trying to use strategy in HOH & veto comps. Saying to the others "Make sure you wait until the end of the question (before buzzing in)"

Now talking about scenarios for next weeks veto:
M: I'm using it for my SELF if I win it. I'm not playing for anyone but myself.
A: Let's say you're not on the block and you win it. You can't use it. M: As long as Janelle doesn't win the veto, she goes home.
A: Aaah. We HAVE to win HOH.
M: 3 against one in the last HOH, we won.
A: I was counting the questions so I knew we won it.
M: We answered 2 wrong and she got the sames ones wrong. WTF was that?
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Topic #2385923
neysa54 - Seems like they are going to eat now. NT 0 Replies #2385923 10:59AM 05/09/2005
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Topic #2386023
scoobydoo - Janelle asking Howie about his love life 0 Replies #2386023 11:15AM 05/09/2005
Janelle: What was your longest relationship?
Howie: I don't know - a couple of years
Howie doesn't want to address her by name. Says she used to be in the "exotic" business but now she's married. Janelle asks why he didn't marry her. Howie later saying she wasn't marriageable material - occupational hazards - but he doesn't want to slander anybody.
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Topic #2386039
scoobydoo - Janelle: When did she get married? 0 Replies #2386039 11:17AM 05/09/2005
Howie: 1999? 2000?

Later, Janelle: Did she leave you because you wouldn't marry her?
Howie: No, she got another boyfriend because I didn't give her the time she needed.
Janelle: Do you regret it?
Howie: No.
Janelle laughs.
Howie: It wasn't my bus stop.
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Topic #2386054
scoobydoo - Janelle insisting Howie loved her (the previous girlfriend) 0 Replies #2386054 11:19AM 05/09/2005
Howie: No, I loved her as a friend.
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Topic #2386056
scoobydoo - Howie: Jedis are not supposed to have attachments NT 0 Replies #2386056 11:20AM 05/09/2005
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Topic #2386058
scoobydoo - Janelle: What was her name? Cindy? Then FISH NT 0 Replies #2386058 11:20AM 05/09/2005
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Topic #2386063
fnfish - Howie and Janie are in kitchen talking about one of his ex girlfriends 0 Replies #2386063 11:21AM 05/09/2005
Janie and Howie are talking about one of Howie's ex-girlfriends
Janie is laughing and saying "Was it serious"
Howie says no
but Janie laughs and says Yes it was!
J: What was your longest relationship
H: A couple of years
J: Who was she
H: Lets just say She was in the exotic business. Well it might have been this one (i.e. the same girl they were just talking about)
J: I knew it! That you liked that girl with the green eyes!
H: Was I in love? No. Was it like a Mikey/Janey thing? No.
J: Where is she now.
H: She's married. I don't want to slander anybody, she's a nice girl but she wasn't marriage material.
J: Why?
H: Well, let's just say there was occupational hazards. (i.e. bcs she was in the exotic business).

J: Do you think about her sometimes.
H: No. My buddy saw her recently and she's not what she used to be. The last time Howie saw her was in 97 or 98. She got married in 99.
H: Because of her occupation in the exotic business, she had other boyfriends and I had other girlfriends
J: But you loved her! I know it
H: NO, it wasn't love, it was like 7th grade "desire"

J: Do you think Holly could be "that girl"
H: Ya, Maybe - as long as I can catch that bus (or something like that, I missed it).

H: Jedi's are forbidded to have attachments. when you devote your life to the Jedi Janie there's some things you just can't have.
J: Asks what was her name, Cindy?
and then we get F-N FISH

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Topic #2386070
fnfish - Howie is now playing with his Light Saber "Move against the Jedi" 0 Replies #2386070 11:22AM 05/09/2005
Then puts it down & heads to w/c.
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Topic #2386073
PawPrint74 - TRANSCRIPT - Maggie, Ivette, April - Discussion Includes How America Should Not Get to Vote Because We Do Not See Everything Like They Do - TRANSCRIPT 0 Replies #2386073 11:22AM 05/09/2005
NOTE TO READER FROM TRANSCRIPTIONIST: Please note that my transcripts are USUALLY from the previous day's conversations. Sometimes you'll notice a morning conversation transcript posted the same day, but in the evening. However, you will also notice transcripts from conversations held two or three days prior to the present time. It just depends on what my professional schedule entails each day. Also, most transcripts will be posted in the mornings when most, if not all, of the houseguests are still sleeping. It gives you, the fans of BB and Jokers Updates, something to read while nothing is going on in the house. I am a court reporter so I work during the day quite often, but I record the feeds and transcribe some of the conversations to give you a very in-depth and real feel for what's occurring in the house. I am a certified machine shorthand reporter. I certify that the transcripts I produce are true, correct and verbatim to the best of my professional ability. Thank you.

11:33 p.m. BBT - SHORT TRANSCRIPT OF JANELLE & HOWIE OUTSIDE DOING LAUNDRAY - THEN APRIL, MAGGIE AND IVETTE CONVERSATION IN HOH ROOM.
JANELLE: The bitch will not die.
HOWIE: (Laughs.)
JANELLE: So who was crying last night because I won? [The veto.].
HOWIE: Maggie's eyes were full of tears. April's eyes were full of tears. Ivette really didn't have, like, tears in her eyes, but she was like, sad. Like, "Oh, Howie, it wasn't supposed to be this way."
JANELLE: So what the f*ck are they sad about?
HOWIE: They said, "Howie, you weren't supposed to be the one to go."
JANELLE: Oh, sorry. I ruined their f*cking game plan. Big f*cking deal.
HOWIE: (Laughs.) I know.
JANELLE: Sh*t happens, bitch.
HOWIE: Uh-huh.
JANELLE: (Mocking Ivette, April and Maggie.) "Sorry. We're upset because this wasn't in our plan. She wasn't supposed to win the Power of Veto."
HOWIE: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Who gives a f*ck? You go on and you take them all out. I don't give a f*ck what they think. You hate them just as much as they hate you.
JANELLE: Well...
HOWIE: You know? Do you think this changes your plan? You're going to f*cking going in and destroy them anyway.
(Howie and Janelle go inside. Janelle wants to get some ice cream, because she took a bite of Howie's and she liked it.)
11:42 p.m. BBT - Ivette going up to HOH room. Howie is talking to her from downstairs while she's standing at the HOH door, talking about how Ivette almost took down the entire house (regarding the grill accident.) April hasn't told Ivette about her conversation with Howie and Janelle yet. Now we get to see if she tells the story a different way than she told Maggie, which was already full of false information.
HOWIE: ...sequester because we almost didn't have a Big Brother house.
IVETTE: (Laughing.)
HOWIE: I went like this -- I was looking at the mirror at the time with my light saber, and I heard this BOOSH! I was like, "What the f*ck?" Everything shook, and I'm like "What the f*ck happened?" I saw you. You were bending over. I'm like, "Sh*t. You okay?" I mean, that was like loud. It was like a sonic boom. It was like you got the radio off and the volume on the car and you turn the power button and it's already blasting. Like, "Holy sh*t."
IVETTE: Blew me f*cking away.
HOWIE: Yeah, I imagine it had to. It was f*cking loud as sh*t to me. The whole backyard bounced -- the ground moved. The ground moved. The ground shook. I swear to God.
IVETTE: It scared the sh*t out of me.
HOWIE: I felt the ground shake.
IVETTE: I was trying to evict us all in a quick way.
HOWIE: A mass eviction? And the HOH took herself out too. (Laughs.) First one in Big Brother history. We're going to have to pick a couple jury members to come back and finish the season off.
IVETTE: Because Ivette burnt them all to a crisp.
HOWIE: She blew the whole backyard up. (Baby voice) Ivetti-bird!
IVETTE: Have a good night, Howie.
HOWIE: You, too, Ivetti. Thanks, Ivetti.
IVETTE: Bye.
(Walks in the HOH room where Maggie and April are.)
IVETTE: He cracks my sh*t up.
APRIL: He's so funny.
IVETTE: So Janelle, I guess, had to go vent to the DR, honey. What were you talking to her --
APRIL: Nothing. I started off just talking to her.
IVETTE: Did she tell you anything?
APRIL: She knows. She knows.
IVETTE: But, listen, she was -- she saw me come out. She was like, "I need to go to the DR."
APRIL: Did she really?
IVETTE: She said that. She goes, "I need to go to the DR." And then she went over the -- by the way, did you see they f*cking --
MAGGIE: What?
IVETTE: So much for our plan of not showing the faces, right?
MAGGIE: Uh-huh.
APRIL: What did you say? So much what?
MAGGIE: Has someone gone in yet?
IVETTE: Ain't that a little shady. (NOTE: Not exactly sure what she's talking about.)
MAGGIE: You'll see.
IVETTE: You'll see. Did we just say the same thing?
MAGGIE: Uh-huh.
IVETTE: So what happened? What were you telling her?
APRIL: I started off just by f*cking talking to her about just stupid sh*t, about it's so boring, what are we going to do. [NOTE: April did not say the following to Janelle based on the conversation I heard.] Then I said, "Damn," I was like, "you've been a little mean. What's going on? Why are you -- why don't -- why aren't you happier?" She's like, "I am?" I'm like, "Yeah." And that's when I asked her about -- I said -- I was like, you know, "As far as like answering questions and stuff about, like, BB1 and" -- she goes, "What is it going to benefit me?" I was like, "What is it going to benefit us?" She goes, "It's not." I was like, "Well, then, why wouldn't you answer the question?" She goes, "Why do I need to?" I was like, "I don't know." I was like, "Just because we're asking it." And then we were just kind of -- I didn't want to keep talking to her continuously about it. And then -- what did it do? It came up -- oh, and then I was like, "Wow, can you believe, like, it's almost at the end? It's just insane." And then I had said -- how did I bring it up? But I brought it up, to see if she knew about the jury -- oh, it's when Howie was down there. That wasn't until even after Howie got down there. And Howie goes, "Oh, yeah, you know, we knew." And I was like, "Well, you know, the week that Jennifer left [sic], Jennifer secured the jury for us." And I was like, "Not to be mean or anything." I was like, you know, "It just happened that way, and no matter what happens, you know, the jury is secured." And she goes, "Oh, yeah. I know." But she still thinks -- she's like, "You also have to remember this is a summer of secrets." So -- and I'm telling you, Ivette, you don't know what the f*ck is going to happen at the end of this. We don't know. You might think --
IVETTE: She probably thinks that America is voting or something.
APRIL: Possibly. Possibly. And who -- who's to say there's a jury there? Who knows? What if they have former houseguests from previous seasons voting? We don't know. It's the summer of secrets.
IVETTE: But let me tell you, the rats [BB/DR people] don't help either because they put that sh*t in your head and they try to give you different scenarios so you don't give up. You know what I'm saying. God knows if she's in there saying, "What's the point of me staying if I don't have a chance at the 500?" And the rats could possibly telling her, "That's not true. This is the summer of secrets. You never know. Are you sure you want to give."
APRIL: Sure.
MAGGIE: Uh-huh.
IVETTE: What would you benefit out of giving up? There is no reason for you to give up.
APRIL: Oh, and I did ask her if she wanted to tell me -- asked her --
IVETTE: Do you know what I'm saying?
MAGGIE: Uh-huh.
APRIL: I asked her if she wanted to tell me what that one SOS was and she goes, "No." I'm like, "Okay." I said, "Hey, I can totally respect if you don't want to tell me, but the other night you were going to tell me what you thought the SOS was." And I was like, "Do you want to tell me?" She goes, "No." I go, "Okay." So we just talked about stupid sh*t. It wasn't even -- like, there were only a few times that that even came up.
IVETTE: Maybe America is voting this year. If America is voting, then we could throw our towels in.
APRIL: It doesn't matter. I don't care.
IVETTE: You know what I mean? It is the summer of secrets so maybe that is the secret, that it's going to be America's choice. America chooses, which I think would be completely f*cked up. I think it completely --
MAGGIE: Because America hasn't seen everything. [NOTE: They must be forgetting that we actually know more of what's actually going on in the house than they know. We haven't seen everything? No, they haven't seen everything and what they hear is mostly incorrect or simply not true, so in my opinion, America should vote.].
IVETTE: And it completely defeats the purpose --
APRIL: That's the reason I think that it's f*cked up. I don't think America should ever vote. Fine. Let them vote for a phone call; let them vote for someone to come back in.
MAGGIE: I don't think they can do that.
IVETTE: Because that is -- that --
APRIL: Well, she didn't -- she didn't say that. I mean, it's -- it is. It's the summer of secrets. Who knows?
IVETTE: Yeah, but that's like --
APRIL: And --
IVETTE: You have to realize something. They probably didn't expect for the couples to be revealed so quickly. Do you understand what I'm saying?
(They talk about how they believe the secret couples were going to be a big part of the summer of secrets and that got messed up so now there's probably not as many secrets as everyone expects. Then they begin talking about other secrets that have already happened, trying to convince themselves that there are no more secrets left.)
APRIL: The deal is, is, number one, whatever we do, don't -- we don't need to talk to Howie about anything, because Howie is going to -- we cannot -- as much as we love Howie --
MAGGIE: He's playing for Janelle right now.
APRIL: Yes. So we cannot talk to Howie about anything. Nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Because Howie will go back and tell Janelle. [NOTE: April needs to follow her own advice.]
IVETTE: Uh-huh.
APRIL: So if you want to say, "Janelle is such a bitch. She's not giving us any information about who" -- don't do it, because he's going to go right back to her. Bottom line. So it -- everything we're talking about right now, don't go back to Howie and say sh*t, because he'll go straight to her. He was there for a lot of it [April & Janelle conversation], but we need to make peace when he -- I mean, we're going to have to be living for another two weeks like this. Why make it miserable? There's just no need. And you also have to understand that -- and this is -- that's why I said this, "don't even go back to him," because -- not that we would, I --
IVETTE: Steal the other corner.
APRIL: Don't say anything to him because, again, she's also going to do this to rile people up. You know what I'm saying? She'll do it to get people riled up and sh*t like that.
IVETTE: The only thing I could think is if they want to be really f*cked up and -- they could be really f*cked up and make America vote. But that would completely mess up with the whole integrity of the game, because the point is to secure your jury. The point is to make good with previous houseguests so that they vote for you. And you're --
APRIL: Oh, that is -- I did say something like that. I was like, "Janelle" -- that's what I said. I was like, "Look, you know, I know we had asked you some questions about previous BBs, and it's not to like get" -- she's like, "Well, what would it do to benefit me." I was like, "Well, nothing. What would it do to benefit us?" And that's whenever I said -- that's how I went into it. I was like, "One thing is I know you probably already know the jury is secured." And she goes, "What do you mean?" I was like, "Well, the week that Jennifer got HOH, that jury was secured." She goes, "Oh, yeah." And I was like, "Not to be rude." [NOTE: The following was not said to Janelle, at least not from my perspective.] And that's when I said, "But you can still be nice to people. You never know." I was like, "It's secured, but you never know." It's like, "Why not at least be nice and have friends coming out of here?" That's what I said, something like that. It was really nice, like, she -- she doesn't take me as being like mean, because I'm more of like -- I think, like a -- more of like a -- I don't want say a mother figure to her, but -- you know what I'm saying? Like always --
IVETTE: She seems -- but I've noticed when I talk to her, she seems like she's liking what you're saying. She's listening to you, but she's probably right behind you the second you walk away and goes like this [Indicates the middle finger.]
APRIL: Oh, yeah. Absolutely.
IVETTE: Because one day she seemed like she was talking to me, and then I got a vibe from her like she could give three f*cks what I was saying. You know what I mean? But then what did she tell you when --
APRIL: The deal is, is she --
IVETTE: When you told her that, what did she tell you?
APRIL: Oh, she said she didn't care. She said something like, "I don't care." She said something like, "I don't care. I'm here to play the game."
IVETTE: What game are you playing?
APRIL: The game that we're not playing.
IVETTE: But if you're playing the game, you would know that part of the game is winning people over so they vote for you at the end. She is playing the game, yes, but she's missing the most important part of the game.
APRIL: Who cares though?
IVETTE: The key part of the game. Do you understand what I'm saying, or am I the only one that's see that?
MAGGIE: Oh, I see it.
APRIL: She doesn't care.
IVETTE: It doesn't matter how good she plays, and it doesn't matter how good she wins HOH. She needs people for the final vote.
APRIL: She's going to get Howie, Rachel and James.
IVETTE: But if she was here to play the game --
APRIL: She got almost half of them --
IVETTE: But she -- but --
APRIL: -- which is sad.
IVETTE: But if she was here to play the game, she would know that maybe she might want to get you on her side, maybe she might want to get Maggie on her side, because she does need one more.
[NOTE: I think they must not realize that they didn't positively secure the votes because if Janelle goes to sequester, then there's a possibility that James, Janelle, Howie and Rachel will decide who wins, so maybe they should be playing the same way they're saying Janelle should be playing the game.]
End of transcription. 11:55 p.m. BBT.

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Topic #2386080
scoobydoo - April tells Maggie to stop picking her nose (ed: LOL!) NT 0 Replies #2386080 11:24AM 05/09/2005
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Topic #2386087
Seny - LMAOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 Replies #2386087 11:25AM 05/09/2005
April ACTUALY had the nerve to tell maggie to stop picking her nose LMFAO!~!!! im crying
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Topic #2386109
fnfish - Janelle joins April in the B/R 0 Replies #2386109 11:28AM 05/09/2005
April says my face looks jacked, i'm all "busted up"
Janelle laughs at this, seems like april can sometimes laugh at herself a bit too.
BB tells Janelle & Maggie to change their batteries.
Janelle & April decides they meant April bcs Janelle already changed hers.

Maggie says to April that Janelle has such a negative aura and that it sucks that Howie's going because he's so funny.
They whisper in the SR but I can't hear what they say.
They then prepare to get their laundry.
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Topic #2386140
scoobydoo - Ivette & Howie in BackYard 0 Replies #2386140 11:33AM 05/09/2005
Ivette: They will probably invite us back here every year (get reunited)
Howie: Hmmm

Ivette thinks there will be more BB. Talk about Survivor and Real World and how many seasons.
Ivette: There's not alot of summer shows. I don't see why they wouldn't.
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Topic #2386146
scoobydoo - Ivette: I can't wait to talk to you after this is all over. Howie says nothing NT 0 Replies #2386146 11:34AM 05/09/2005
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Topic #2386151
fnfish - April and Maggie are talking about Ivette in HOH 0 Replies #2386151 11:35AM 05/09/2005
Maggie saying "I can't believe she finally did that with her white pillow last night. The stress level in here is amazing." (... huh? Do they mean what I THINK they mean???)
April: Ya, I was telling her this morning about how she eats her cereal (something about how Ivette is OCD), like "Chill the f--- out!"

Then my feeds freeze, of course
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Topic #2386179
kaysar_and_janie - janie has 'negative aura' 0 Replies #2386179 11:40AM 05/09/2005
maggie says to april: some people walk around with such a negative aura.

april: yeah.

maggie: howie's going home and he's...

april: so funny and loveable.

maggie: it just blows my mind.

april: that's what i'm saying, she's not going to be happy staying here with us.

maggie: un-uhn. what's probably discouraging is to know that she knows she can't save him....she has one person working her, and that's howie and he's going.

april: the odds? i'm just like....
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Topic #2386186
neysa54 - BB: Ivette please go to the DR NT 0 Replies #2386186 11:41AM 05/09/2005
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Topic #2386196
Seny - April is in the bathroom picking her nose in the mirror with percision NT 0 Replies #2386196 11:43AM 05/09/2005
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Topic #2386227
Seny - ivette is taking a crap and.... 0 Replies #2386227 11:48AM 05/09/2005
April told her to drop it like its hott.... April is so nasty
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Topic #2386232
LIVEFEEDWATCHER - april saying i am missing alot of my tweezers i had tones of them and maggie implying 0 Replies #2386232 11:48AM 05/09/2005
well if your ever missing things yeah know maggie implying someone took them
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