|Big Brother 6 Daily Recap for August 27, 2005
**Contains adult language, and VERY adult content.***
Hey folks. Well, to be completely honest with you, when I saw Thursday's episode, the very first thought that entered my head after the HoH Comp was, "Oh, crap. I don't wanna have to recap April's activities on Saturday!" But, I've gotten over that. For those not in-the-now, April, as HoH has nominated Howie and Janie to be evicted this week.
8amBBT : Ooo that smell....can't you smell that smell?
Howie gets up briefly, takes some meds, pees <with door shut!!>, and farts multiple times. It must have been a bad one, because he apologizes to "BB". After he brushes his teeth and spends some time looking at the Memory Wall, he heads back to bed. At 9:30amBTT, after a period of fish, all the houseguests are up and moving. James tells Janelle that they need to stop reading the Bible and praying to God and should instead start worshipping Eric. Later, James has a short, and very curt conversation with Beau.
James: Who are you playing for?
Beau: No one.
James: Well you're gonna get asked. What went on last night?
Beau: Nothing, no one asked me.
James: No one asked me.
Beau: I'll believe it when I see it.
We start getting a few clues to today's Veto comp from the feeds. One camera shows the veto in the box, then changing angles to show three huge vetos with locks on them. The color of the Veto Medal has changed to a silver-platinum. Either is a switch from the ordinary PoV. In case you don't remember, with The Silver PoV, the winner is not able to save themselves. As in, if Janie won, and wanted to use it, she would have to save Howie, not herself. Although not "official", the Platinum Veto is expected to be similar to the Golden Power of Veto, but the winner also gets to pick who goes up in their place instead of the HoH.
NoonBBT : Back from the PoV Competition
Quick and Dirty: This Power of Veto Competition was also combined with a Luxury Competition.
Players: James was the only HouseGuest not to play this week.
PoV Winner: April
Prize winner: Janelle
There was a bit of confusion when the feeds returned, but when the dust settled, it appears that April has won the Power of Veto, and Janelle has won one of the safe combos, which contained a trip to the Bahamas. Maggie and Ivette are extremely frustrated <coughjealouscough> that Janelle keeps winning the prizes that Big Brother offers. Comments like "I can just hear her, I'm the luckiest bombshell alive!" come from Maggie, and "If she's meant to win this whole thing, there's nothing that I can do about it!" come from Ivette. April adds, "She doesn't deserve anything she's won. It's all materialistic. She hasn't won anyone's hearts, hasn't won anyone's respect. She hasn't won any of that." Oh man. I want to see the reactions from those two if Janie wins America's Choice tomorrow.
April explains that she is going to pull Janie off of the nomination block this week. Looks like the plan is still to back-door James. She debates telling him ahead of time, or not, and practices some half-truths to tell him in order to make herself not look like the bad guy. She questions Ivette, "If I nominate James, Ivette, do you promise to evict him?" Ivette says that she's got no choice. She then asks Ivette and Beau what they would do if they were HoH, if they would keep James Duh.. April advises Ivette to tell James that she's unsure of April's decisions if he asks.
Janie insists that she's taking her Mom with her to the Bahamas, not Michael.
1:30pmBBT : Howie's Dirty Delusions
Howie and Janie chit-chat in the Barracks, and of course, it takes a turn for the sexual. Howie goes through the laundry list of dirty things he'd do to Janie, including spanking her, giving her box a manicure with his teeth, riding her, cowgirl, banging her from behind, analy, surfacely, etc. Those were his words...not mine. I'm much more crass. Janie laughs, and tells him he says the same thing all the time, and that he needs to come up with new material. After wondering if Jennifer and Rachel are getting into cat-fights in the Sequester House, he shares his belief that Rachel and Jenn are both waiting for him to "come bang them".
Ivette joins them as their dirty-talk ends, and mocks the "Oh Janie! Oh Howie!" conversations, with erie accuracy. Everyone is entertained, except April and Maggie who are bad-mouthing both Janelle and Ivette while they work out.
2pmBBT : April Kisses some Major Booty all Over the House
April continues to ask America to vote for her, so that she's able to talk to her husband. She thought that there would be a phonecall pass in one of the safes. Ivette comments that if April gets the phone call, she'll "cut her to pieces". When Ivette complains that she is the only one in the house not to see photos of her family, April shoots back with, "How is that our fault?" The claws are really out between Ivette and April today.
April and Janie spend some time in the HoH Room. April says that she wants to make up for the two weeks that Howie and Janie were mad at her. April then asks to be forewarned if she's going to be put up as a pawn.
Janelle: I don't think you have to worry about that the next two weeks.
April: Oh, you're so sweet.
Janelle says if she wins next HOH, she feels she needs to put the couple up. April thanks her for trusting her word about backdooring James, and not picking him to be Janelle's partner in the comp. April says that James will keep working on Ivette, and that Ivette doesn't want to take responsibility for James going home. April says she'll tell James that it was the majority of the house that chose to evict him this week. "When he walks out the door, I want everything he's ever said to walk out with him." April shares that when she was in the Diary Room, she asked BB if she could tell James about the backdooring. BB's reply was, "Weeellllllll do you really want to do that?"
In a rather long rant, April says to Janie: I edited this....it was looooooong.
"James has already been asking if he's being backdoored, and I don't want to give him a reason to think that I don't like him, even though he's given me lots of reasons to dislike him. I don't want him to think that this was totally preplanned, but it kind of was. I don't want to sit there, 'You've *****' lied in this game!' He told Ivette before I put y'all up that you were putting up me and Maggie. ... He told her that he told y'all that he was gonna play for you and use it, but he told her that he wasn't gonna use it if he won it. ... I'm just so happy that I got HoH and PoV! He has called me weak from day one and to take him out feels good. You will vote to evict him, Beau will, Maggie will, and Ivette said she has to, but I told her it doesn't matter, because us three are gonna vote against him."
"James is a *****' cokehead. He's telling us all different stories until he's the only one left. We'll get him out of here and play and have fun. He is so in between everything. He has had so many chances in this game to buck up and play right and with morals and he refuses to! We've tried to get him out five times now and he's still here. Unless they have, like, a luxury comp that makes you safe, he's gone."
Janie leaves, Ivette enters the HoH room.
Ivette: When Janelle was up here what did you say to her?
April: I said, um, if I take you off, I want to make sure Howie isn't mad and that you guys agree on who I take off. Janelle said 'yes, we already worked it out between us'...She said that Howie has no problem with leaving him up there because he is already packed, and because she has been up there more times than he has.
The rest of the Friendship collect in the HoH Room, and April continues. April tells them but directs it at Ivette that James is lying to someone. That he told Ivette if he won the veto he would not use it. April shares that Janelle told her that James said he 'would' use the veto if he won it. April adds, "He's lying to someone, but oh well, just let it go."
4pmBBT : More Howie and James Entertainment
Howie created a purple and pink Power of Veto medal for himself, and wears it around the house with pride. He and James talk about selling James' collection of PoVs on eBay. Howie asks James if he thinks there will be another Luxury Comp soon, but James assumes that Janie's trip was the Lux Comp. Howie asks James if he would pick Sarah to come back if he could. He says no, saying "Why would I want Scarah yes, Scarah...again, his words... back just for me to leave?"
Howie wants ice cream.
James: Howie! Give up on the ice cream right now, just give it up.
James: You are always complaining about you're fat.
Howie: I am going to have a little ice cream and an apple, then do some cardio later. I want to be happy and fat.
They chat a little more, then Howie goes to leave and says "You want some ice cream?"
James tells Howie that he wants a job as the guy behind the walls in the Big Brother house.