Apr: i cant even believe the let you be around that (referring to what Jan heard at AC). Jan: i wasnt supposed to ...
Jan: there was an mc guy and he introduced me, i couldnt talk to anyone.
Jan: there was a girl she was so cute she had like braces and stuff, she was like i love you
apr: im not going to have too many lovers out there.
jan: youll have your husband.
jan: im really excited to get into real estate ive been wanting to get into it for a while.
apr: youll still work at the mansion.
jan: yeah on the weekends but i want to do more with my life.
apr: im just really disappointed and stuff i feel like im going to get out there and americas going to hate me. i know all the battered women will love me after what howie did to me. i know america hates me because they didnt vote for me after what howie did to me.
jan says the reason ivette didnt get it is because she expected it. and jan did not expect it she was so suprised.
jan explains why she picked michael for the call, because he knew what she was going through, and if her mom called she would have broken down.
apr: you feel like youve been through a lot?
jan: yeah, hell yeah.
apr: im sorry if i put you thorough it.
jan: it wasnt you.
(april doing something annoying playing with something making noises)
jan saying if ivette wasnt beaus partner he would have liked her. and jan likes beau. apr brings up the fight and jan says its funny because they were both so drunk they dont remember it.
apr: what did you say to america, what did you say to the DR, did they ask you about it.
jan explains what she said but not to the DR, just saying what the fight was: i was like listen here you little f*ck, and i called him a c*cksucking bitch, and he said you are a golddigging wh*re i f*cking know it, (she rehashes the conv, it is funny). the entire fight was hilarious, i was laughing the entire time. (apr trying to talk about AC some more but jan keeps talking about the fight now LOL)
jan: definitly the funniest fight was eric and michael, and eric was like what are you looking at, and michael said "im looking at you, midget" that was so funny.
jan tries to get april to agree it was funny but she doesnt. jan repeats the midget statement and laughs [ed: LOL]
apr says you and michael were seeing each other then, were you afraid michael was going to get kicked out and jan says no because eric was the worst he was flinging chairs.
jan: i cant wait to see michael and kayser.
apr: i definitly have made it a running joke in the DR about you winning all the americas choices, i think its funny.
jan: you do?
apr goes on to say how funny she thinks it is about what she said in the DR. (preparing jan for what she will see on the tapes and knowing this was really bad, but saying it now like it was a joke.)
CONTINUES .......... they are in the bathroom for all of this. |
