Kay - 3 younger sisters H - they pretty cute? K - no they're ugly laughs all around
Beau is massaging Howie as he sits on the end of the bed. Howie says it's excellent. K stepping up to explain the art of massage, because "he knows how to massage".
Howie - massages are better than sex for me. they go 30-40 minutes, sex is 2 minutes. ohhh this feels good! i'll take a good massage over sex any day!
Kaysar giving Howie full hand massage. Beau switched to Rachel. Howie - dude you would make a great husband. don't do this to Beau, he'll want to marry you. K - Beau already wants to marry me H - man you have strong hands! ... I'm coming to visit you man...dude I may get some sleep tonight because of you...ohhh bro i love you... i'm going to ask BB if they'll give you real food in exchange for me to get backrubs...i'll take this over food
Beau - i'm mimicking Kaysar (as he does Rachel's massage)
Lots of oohing and aaahing from Howie
K - there's a lot of expression in your hands B - especially if you're muslim K - lol
Howie - dude i love you...you've just sent me back into competition form...oh man this is orgasmic Rachel - HOWIE! H - sorry. not in a messy way. haven't you ever eaten something good and had a mouthgasm? R - WHAT?
H wants a fake eviction, keep K and B hidden, then he can run to storage room for massages.
Howie - this blows away sex. this makes sex like a meaningless form of relating B - what the hell is relating? H - sometimes men and women only relate during sex K - that's the deepest thing you've ever said...let's try to work hard and get in touch with wherever that came from R - that's a challenge H - i'm gonna start reading the bible and the shallum thing (shalom but he pronounced it shallum) K - Howie, you are so ridiculously dumb sometimes .... H- seriously, you know how sometims you have sex and you just want it to stop? this is..I never want this to stop
H getting very graphic about inexperienced women thinking his package is some "indestructible force of nature" and how "young bimbos don't know how to work it" .. his equipment
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