jan: a nerd herd is a group of dorks who cant interact with anyone.
how explains the term is from the movie" cant buy me love" and acts out the scene... jocks call some people at a dance a nerd herd.
how: i love that, a nerd herd, they cant tell me i cant use taht ill be so mad. 20 years from now, the bb6 reunion, people will be saying the nerd, when is the nerd herd showing up.
jan is at atble in black longsleeve top, hair in ponytail.
kay is in hot tub.
how: i want your dor april, i want it now. i want your drop out request.
jan: a term howie came up with on his own.
how: no its from an officer and a gentleman. (acts out that scene).
kay in HT not smiling (only a little) looking pretty serious.
how at table.
how: i made my mark. well see what goes on.
kay not saying anything, looks bored and/orunhappy.
how: i want to go out against the best, ill feel horrible if the nerd herd puts me out of here. if the nerd herd puts me out ill have to go see a psychologist.
rach (to hkay) you won that thing, you gave it to her.
how says they should tell april that we gave it to you last week, you give it to us this week (kidding).
jan: we can win it this time.
how: im not concerned, i feel confident as all hell. ive been working out. were going to go over some stuff, colors, whatever.
talk about what questions could be asked and would they be fair (ex. maggies favorite cookie would not be fair). how lied to maggie about his favorite movie. rach lied to april about her favorite cookie. then they talk about everyones favorite color.
i think kay said one sentence this entire time, back during when they were talking about jen's hoh win.
now he said something else (you cant understand him because he is in HT)
jan: my apartment is white and now its going to have a plasma in it.
someone: where is your plasma
jan: big brother.
jan: it looks like an ad. everything is flowy and sheer and there is a lot of sunlight.
how asks about her dogs.
jan: i bring them out all the time.
how: can you bring them to the beach.
jan: i cant bring them on the beach but there is a sand thing near there where i bring them. i live on 3rd and ocean.
they laugh about what jan said about beau last night; hes a maleprostitute masquerading as a personal shopper. hes a f*cking coke head.
rach: is he really?
jan: yes! he talks about doing coke all the time. hes always talking about doing drugs.
some talk about pot and maggie, being on national televison.
jan: i want to wear red cause im mad! [ed. this is something they were saying last night]
jan: bb can i have a red dress?
jan jokes about being hoh and running the food competion. guess what guys, its double eviction week. welcome to my world!
how: jan this is your week, you are going to take it.
jan: i want it so bad,howie.
how really encourages her, she is smarter and more athletic.
jan says she would have been good at the one from last year wtih the treadmill/ansering qeustions, because she is good at treadmill and good at ansering questions. [ed: yes].
jan: youre so cute kayser.
kay: thank you.
how: kayser you have a great butt.
how laughs at himself for saying that.
we hear shrieks from inside - rach says that was beau. she is mad because she wants to go to bed and they are screaming.
how asks rach did you tell (someone) about (something).
rach: he knows that.
how: what up kayser
how and kay joke about kay going to the wrap party wiht his bodyguards.
how andkay joke about kays birthday card, king kayser with his castle. say its hilarious. his sister (deena?) made it.
[lol] they laugh because when how and kay were saying king kayser in his castle in the house (the source of this) they were in the shower so they think its funny that their shower conversation made it to the birthday card.
how: iv kinda has a personality. beau, no personality. april, how do you even describe her, she has no personality, i dont even know what to equate to her. but you are right janie, you hvae to overcompensate for the lack of personality.
i hear breathing and assume its janie working out while outside still.
rach is concerned because she wants to go to sleep.
rach: how was your soup kayser.
kay; gross, it was like jailhouse food.
rach: you should hvae put it over something.
they laugh about how he knows about jailhouse food.
how: so what was your tact, are you glad you got to come back, or wish you hadnt.
kay: im always glad for everything that happens.
rach: you got americas choice.
kay says nice things about the experience, cant really hear him.
BB: kayser, please put on your microphone [LOL - im sure BB wants this for the eviction show].
kay still talking without microphone, puttin on his shirt now, still cant hear him. now i can.
kay: thats what really pisses me off. my feelings were really hurt, but whatever.
rach: allah has another plan for you kayser.
kay: maybe
rach: maybe.
kay: maybe he wants to get me away from these crazy people.
rach: you dont have to spend the summer with them we do.
kay; reap the benefit...
kay: i relly dotn want to see them any more.
rach: me either.
kay: these people are filthy.
rahc: what
kay: tehy are filthy people.
how: its argumentable, but like i said, lying is permitted in this game, but make a promise, you had her swearing every half hour on the hour.
kay: yes but lying is permitted in real life. here the only thing you can not permit is physically hurting somebody. its not a free pass to just f*ck people over. there is a way to play this game cleanly.
how: thats what we wanted last week.
kay: they are such hypocrites. ahhhh. thats what kills me. they sit there and use what we say. they want to get rid of treachery and get rid of the problem. they what do they do?
how says they were scared and that was what it was. they looked aorund and they didnt like their chances, they said we want to win this game, and thats what we did.
kay: it wasnt about the sequester house, it wasnt about the money.
how: it was about that too.
kay: i dont know if they every said a single truthful thing in the house.
kay mocks jen or april in saying it was a group deciison and i had no say. kay says yes you do have a say. KAY IS REALLY MAD/COULD ALMOST BE CRYING (but not)! i sat there on my knees and you came back and f*cked me. you say it was a group decision you stupid b*tch. its just contradicton after contradicion. how do you deal with such irrational people. i can sit there and waste my breath and it will go to the end of the show.
kay: i handed over a lot of responsibilty to you (referring to jen). and you were not able to handle it, obviously not. i questioned whether it was a good decision. you dont just give the power of the entire house to a f*cking moron. [ed: never seen him this mad or emotional]
quiet.
how laughs, and says the show tonight will be all beep, beep, beeep. i cant wait to see the tapes. what week is this?
[ed: have to pause, hope someone is getting kayser]
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