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| CougarSpy - 5:20 – 6:20 am BBT - Kaysar and Janelle in LR talking, kitchen eating pizza and back to LR to play chess. |
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#2196185 10:26AM 16/08/2005 |
[Sound is difficult to hear on feeds…BB turns up sound later, so I apologize for some bits and pieces]
<Kaysar and Janelle are sitting on couch in LR. Kaysar has blanket over his legs.>
J – What do you think about??? Beau was bitching all night.
K - ….I’ll be honest with you…Howie…and then fell asleep. He…when I came out...she (he) was already asleep.
J – Really or Hmm?
K – Hmmm
J – When I’m mad I can’t sleep.
K – When you’re mad you can’t sleep?
J – hmmm
K – Are you mad right now?
J – Hmm… It’s like when your boyfriend really pisses you off and you take a Xanax… but you wake up and you’re really pissed. <Giggles and Kaysar giggles back>
K – I think…are you made. Are you still mad?
J – Yep! <Kaysar yawns>
K – Howie must be really mad.
J – What?
K – Why do you do the Xanax stuff?
J – I don’t know. Whenever I’m uptight and can’t go to sleep.
K – Okay. <pause> When are you uptight?
J – I don’t know, after I work.
K – Every … You take Xanax every weekend?
J – Yeah.
K - Holy crap! You’re crazy. You take Xanax…that’s bad.
J - How else and I going to sleep?
K – Naturally?
J – Yeah, how? Impossible!
K - It’s possible...you just rely on relaxation techniques.
J – It’s hard to relax when you’re <yawn>…I can’t do it.
K – Are, are you stressed?
J – No! Never!
K – Then why can’t you sleep?
J – I’m just hyper.
K – Well…
<Janelle stretches her arms in the air. She has on a red tank top with a different blanket over her legs. Kaysar has his head back on the couch looking at her.>
J – I hate these people <She now has one hand supporting her chin and the other on her lap. Kaysar rubs her back with his hand.>
K – I know you do. That’s why you took Benadryl last night.
J – Does that have sleeping stuff in it?
K – Yeah.
J – They gave those to us? That’s what made me sleep?
K – Yeah.
J – Should I take some more?
K – Do you want to???
J – I don’t care. It’s either go back to sleep or work out. <both laugh lightly>
K – You’re going to work out at 5 am?
J – Well there’s nothing like having a morning work out.
K – Well…???...wake up in two hours… There’s no way you can sleep like for another hour?
J – No, it’s going to be hard.
K – What time is it actually, it’s like 4:30, 5:00? Yeah?
J – It’s like 5:00
K – Hmmm…it’s up to you.
J – Do you rather go back to sleep?
K – I’m just trying to keep you company.
J – Wake up, wake up
K – What? What?
J – I’m up.
K – You can tell, you are wide awake…and laughing.
J – Right.
K - …cause you are really funny and your up…you’re such a character <laughs>
J – What am I going to do?
K – You are just so, I don’t know…
J – Buxom? <laughs>
K – I was going to say full of life, but buxom works too. <They both laugh>
K – Dork, dork works too.
J – You are so, so, so …<Kaysar interjects dorky> buxom <lughtrer>…
K – Buxom
<quiet laughter and giggles>
J – Do you think he’s mad at me?
K – No. I don’t think so.
J – Are you sure?
K – Yeah
J – Why do you think that?
K – Because their…their…the girl scout troop and dumb…worse things…<more mumbles about something, very hard to hear what Kaysar is saying>
J – Now what do you think is going to happen Kaysar?
K – I’m not sure...they are going to have to make a decision. <pause> Most likely I’m still leaving.
J – If you stay, what are you going to do?
K – I’m going to get HOH or terrorize the household <Not sure which one he said>
J – How?
K – I’m not sure yet.
J - <sneezes> Excuse me
K – God bless you.
J – <Ha-cho> I think I need some Benadryl. It has allergy relief in it, doesn’t it?
K – I don’t know, I think it…yeah…
J – Where is it?
K – I don’t know; the medicine cabinet?
J – I’m so buxom…<Kaysar laughs>
<Janelle gets up and heads to WC and as she is coming back to LR…>
J – Kaysar…should I go work out? <pause> Are you going back to bed? I don’t know what to do.
<Inaudible>
J – I wonder where they put my Xanax.
K – Is it just…a sleeping pill?
J – I wonder if they took my Xanax for one night.
K – Why would they do that?
J - I don’t know
K – Why are you so dependant on that?
J – Obviously, obviously I’m not…I’ve been here for almost 2 months?
K – You got a point.
K – You tired
J - <inaudible> I want my Xanax… <both laugh> Pretty please!
K – You’re asking me…if they’ll give you your Xanax right now.
J – Oh yes,
K – It’s like <inaudible talk between J & K> It will knock you out.
K – I probably look like hell right now {Ed: Looks pretty hot to me and so does Janelle]
J – So do I
K – You always look like… <saying she looks good>
J – Do I really?
K - …even after hours of sleep you always look buxom…
J – I’m such a buxom blonde.
K – Yeah
J – I know… I just can’t sleep. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because I went to bed mad.
<Kaysar…inaudible>…going to bed at 3:00, 4:00 and then if you go to bed at 11:30 you wake up super early.
J – Yeah
K – You just can’t help it
J – I’m not tired at all.
K – Oh yeah, your right. I went to bed one time when I was HOH…I went to bed early…around 11:00, 10:30 and woke up at 3:00, 4:00 in the morning and everyone was already asleep. I couldn’t really sleep.
J – Why didn’t you come and get me?
K – You were asleep.
J – How do you know?
K – I wasn’t, wasn’t sure. I think I found out afterwards you guys had just gone to sleep or where still awake in the HOH, I mean the gold room for awhile. I wish I would have come in…I didn’t know.
K – I’m hungry
J – I’m hungry too.
J – Why did they say no alcohol?
K – Huh?
J – There’s not going to be any more alcohol in the BB house.
K – Who said that?
J – Them
K – Uh, <inaudible> They, they asked me to take it away. [Ed. I think they meant Maggie and Jenn – last night they came to where Kaysar was trying to sleep and asked him to intervene]
J – Was there any left?
K – There was a bunch of beers
J – Who drinks beer? <inaudible something about that bitch Jenny>
K – Beau
<Janelle has been lying on floor since she came back from bathroom>
J – What?
K - ??? yeah, me too.
J – Want to play chess?
K – You’ll kill me. I’m half asleep.
J – Oh, do you want to go back to bed?
K – Uhm…I can go to bed whenever.
J – Anytime? What do you mean?
K – I’ll just stay up with you until you’re ???
J – I’m….???
K – I’ll stay up with you until Rachel wakes up, then you can hang out with her.
J – All right.
J – Can I have my Xanax?
K – You’re so weird, oh my … Are you gonna … like the drama of my life… [wish it wasn’t so hard to hear…]
J – What are you saying?
K – Your drama
J – I am not, I am not
K – <inaudible>
J – Just because I got drunk last night you mean
K – No, it’s just your too funny
J – Do you think they tried to get us that drunk cause they knew what was going to happen?
K – Umm, You think so? No, no they were trying to gets us…
J – To be friends?
K – If you got drunk they thought maybe you’d just mellow down or something. I don’t know actually. <something> about good food and alcohol.
J – We were all pissed at each other.
K – You and Howie…<something> pizza and be friends…
Janelle laughs
K – You guys were saying some funny *****.
J – Was Howie drinking?
K – He was a little buzzed without drinking…
J – It was so funny when he was tearing April. He went on the stairs and…
K – He went on the stairs?
J – Oh yeah, that was so funny. I was on the floor laughing. <inaudible>
K – He goes off
J – I know
K - and there’s no stopping him. He’s just, just decides to do what he wants. It’s so sad.
<moment of silence and…>
K – It’s so funny to hear it. It’s like brutal…the stuff that comes out of his mouth.
J – I know.
K – It’s like, like no line…it’s like anything
K – Then it was like she made fun of his hand (Howie’s missing a pinky)…
J – That was such an ugly cheap shot.
K – and then…<interrupted again by Janelle>
J - …has to resort to this because she has nothing else to say.
K – It’s like a man in a wheel chair making fun of you then you say…well you’re in a wheelchair.
J - <laughing> I know. It’s so stupid. <laughing> The thing is she’s all, she’s all…like the next HOH competition might require both hands. So you better watch out Howie. [April trying to go off on Howie last night]
K - What a retard.
J - <still laughing>
K – She said that?
J – She said that, I swear to god. Then she said there are going to be competitions where you need both hands Howie.
K – Ooo…
J – She’s all, she’s…that’s all you got bitch? <both laughing now>
K – Wow…That’s all she said right?
J – Yeah, then she started crying and went upstairs.
K - Oh my god, she’s going to cry everyday of this week. She’s sad [or so sad].
<Silence for a short while>
K - Hums to himself, scratches head, laughs under breath.
K – So funny
J – hm?
K – You’re so funny.
J – Why? What did I do?
K – I don’t know, you’re like…I think really…I just look at you and sort of think…
J – Thinks…
K – I don’t know why…it’s just…like I’m always thinking of something you’ve done or said. You’re such a character.
J – If I leave do you think Michael will come pick me up? Like he said?
K – Yeah <inaudible>
J - What do you think is going to happen to James in this game?
K – It really depends on how he plays it. He is definitely safe for a couple of weeks.
K – …cause they just unleashed him again…those morons. They are probably going to try and use him (James) to their advantage because they are so f**k’n scared…because they are so insecure in there game play they don’t know what to do.
J – Do you think they’ll leave they won’t know what to do though? [some words are off]
K – Hmm...
J – He probably won’t work with them, will he?
K – He’ll do what ever gets him further in the game. If their HOH then, then he’ll be there….It’s just that if we’re HOH…then if he’s not threatened, he won’t be on this side. He’s going to be like; they are just going to go after each other…
J – You mean he won’t like…What?
K - He’s going to think they go after us and just stay out of it. <pause> and that’s it.
<long pause and silence>
K - <humming again>
J – Do you think we should go after those…?
K – He’ll (James) probably go after you guys cause he knows the other side are worthless.
J – I know.
K – So if he takes you guys out…then he’ll just run over the competition at that point. That would be way too easy for him.
<silence>
K – Which means…he’ll go after you guys. It makes more sense. It might not be a bad idea to backdoor him still. <pause> If you guys get HOH, leave your options open.
J – You don’t think he’ll go after the other side?
K – No. Why would you? Why would you leave the strongest players in this game?
J – Because he wouldn’t win at the end. [Missed a few words]
K – That’s true. I almost hope he’s thought about that.
J – He doesn’t care though.
K – You don’t think so?
J – Hmm…
K – You don’t think he cares?
J – He’s scared of Howie and Rachel.
K – I wonder if he’s thought about that? What the hell happens when you get to the end?
J – He had to have thought about it, right?
K – Not necessarily.
J – Should we tell him?
K – Not yet.
<long silence>
<Kaysar yawns>
K – Can we have some Xanax please?
J – Can I have my Xanax? I’m hungry too.
K - …hardly eat, now we want pizza? They said no. [Kaysar must have asked BB if they could have pizza when they first got up, but pizza was put in SR last night.]
J – Why?
K – I don’t know, they just went me, me, me, me…
J – something about a piece, where are they?
K – There were still like four pieces.
J – They hid them?
K – Apparently they put them in there. I think BB told them to, after they were done.
J – Why?
K – I don’t know, I didn’t even eat one slice.
<sound of cameras>
J – goes to SR?
K – <laughs and is still sitting on couch>
K – Is that Pizza? Is that Pizza?
J – Yeah
5:50 am BBT <Janelle and Kaysar are now in Kitchen microwaving pizza. Kay is in fridge looking for something. Janelle heads to bathroom and then back to kitchen. You can here the microwave oven being open and closed and the “beep, beep, beeps” of being set. Kaysar is in the fridge getting things. Janelle returns in her white robe.>
J – What? Spicy!
<Kaysar has a bottle of milk>
J - Orange?? Gone again?
K – hmmm
J – Sucks!
J – I can’t eat this without ?? …I don’t know why I just can’t sleep
K - hmmm
J – Sorry Kaysar. I’m so angry…I don’t know what I’m doing…<inaudible>
< Janelle sits at table with pizza and Kaysar standing eating pizza>
K – Snickers
J – It looks great like that.
K – Oh god… <both are laughing>
J – Howie was snoring when I got up too.
K – laughs
J – I remember just passing out last night.
K – So you remember or you don’t remember?\
J – I remember, I couldn’t keep my eyes open.
K – You’re like, I’m awake…I’m just resting my eyes…but it was like then, are you sure? Then the next thing I hear is “snooze”
J - <starts laughing and Kaysar laughs too>
J – It’s, it’s exhausting being so buxom.
K – I know it takes a lot out of you.
J – It certainly does.
<Kaysar drinking his milk>
K – Uhm, I was trying to sleep for the longest time, ***** it. I was trying to sleep for about an hour and then…. Howie and I realized we were both awake.
J – Hmm?
K – I think I realized Howie was awake and he realized I was awake.
J - …he’s always like that and then…”Hi Janie” <laughs> like an hour later.
K – So then, it was like you away, and I’m like yeah. He’s like how about if we go get something to eat. How about some ice-cream, so we like piled it on so there was like a ton of ice-cream in some bowls, and some, uh, English muffins and then we just…took it back to the room…
J – Hmm…
We took it back to the room…and ate in the dark…
J – Are you serious?
K – Yeah
J – Are you sure I didn’t go to bed at 10 too? It seems like I’ve been sleeping for a long time.
K – yeah
J – Did I ask for my Xanax?
K – Should you?
J – Should I go to the dairy room and ask for it? I’ve a prescription.
K – Why do you need a prescription for a sleeping pill?
J – It’s for anxiety.
K – You are the last person that should be taking it. You don’t have anxiety.
J – Excuse me? <missed it>
K – You’re like?
J – I’m so ????
K – No you don’t
J – Well I’m getting it.
K – To hell your not.
J – I am.
K – You are perfectly okay. If anything you are probably the person with the least anxiety in this house.
J – Then how come I feel like kick boxing someone’s face?
K – Because you’ve, you’ve riled yourself up. That’s why.
<brief silence>
J – Last night…Kaysar…
K – Hmm
J Last night they said it was at the half way point.
K – Hmmhmm
J – There’s a double eviction, Huh?
K – Uh, they might think that two pairs of partners might make it to the end, uhm…be at that point where their going to have something or there’s a double eviction. That’s what I think.
<Janelle and Kaysar are done eating pizza. Kaysar goes to fridge and pours something to drink.>
K – Ya, I know.
J – It looks good. <Kaysar laughs> Yeah it does.
K – Thanks Janie
J – You’re very welcome
K – I know I’m very buxom too. <Janelle laughs, Kaysar laughs>
J - <inaudible> saying your busted – busted blonde. It’s less than a blonde
K – Busted blonde <laughing> so he’s (Howie) like can I just call you “Busto” (April). I’ll call you busto.
J – What do you think they are thinking right now?
K – Who?
J – The morons, upstairs?
K – [I couldn’t hear what was said…Female Siamese in heat and my male stud was having fun in background] they’ll <something> themselves. <something> …half a day about what you did to them.
J – I’m going to keep doing it day after day after day.
<Kaysar twirling his hair>
J – I’m serious too.
K – I know you are. I’ve never seen…anyone being such an ***** being so effective. You guys are good.
J – These people are so easy to break down it’s pathetic.
K - <laughs>
J – A bunch of little bitches.
K – Yeah, that’s true. <pause> You have a point.
J – It’s like telling a teenage girl that she’s not pretty. That their so insecure anyway that anything you tell them…they are going to cry about.
K – <Kaysar laughs> It’s so sad.
J – Yeah <pause> I think so too.
J – What do you want to do?
K – <smirky or devilish laugh> I guess we can play chess, I don’t know.
J – Do you want to play chess?
K – I’m freezing my ass off.
J – I wore my little plasma, my plasma necklace.
K – You’re like, I want to go home. Now, now, now! You’re like yelling.
<both laughing>
J – James is like; I’ll take that into consideration.
K – Who said that?
J – James
K – Ivette’s trying to get you to give her the plasma.
J – Ivette?
K – Yeah
J – Why would I give it to her?
K – Well she’s going, give me the plasma and I’ll think about it.
<long pause>
K – I want to leave, you’re staying here. I want to get the ***** out of here.
J – I don’t know.
K – I’ll let them. The more I think about it, I want to throw up.
J – I want to kill someone
K – laughs
J – I’m not joking.
K - <laughing> there will be no killing anybody.
J – Why, a butter knife is sharp. They don’t give us real knives. <something> I’m the bride of Chuckie. <both laughing>
J – Can I have my Xanax? <laughing> I need Xanax. Please! <Janelle is clutching her heart with her hands> <inaudible>
K – If I get evicted I’m going to go pamper the ***** out of myself. [Ed. 1st dibs] I’m going to do the funniest d@mn things.
J - <laughs>
K –I’m going to get…I’m going to get take a whole new approach life. If someone f**k’n bothers me, I’m going to tell them to ***** off.
J – Good! That’s a good way to be.
K – Yeah, I’m serious. Before I was like nice and…
J – ***** being nice.
K – Yeah, ***** that.
J – It gets you know where, I swear.
K – I think…<interrupted>
J – Look where it got us?
K – What?
J – Look where it got us?
<both laugh>
K – Maybe when someone gets in my way I’ll be like “Don’t make me evict you” get the ***** out of my face. <pause> Do you know who I am? I’m Kaysar from BB6.
<evil laughs>
J - I wonder if I can accidentally dump coffee all over Jennifer.
K - <something> trip and pick them up.
J – Sorry, I didn’t see you.
K – Inaudible <premeditated to do an accident???>
J – But how would they know?
K – They’ll know. Just like James knew there was a coffee stain on Sarah’s face.
J – Oh sh!t! I tipped it over, I’m sorry.
K – You told him?
J – I was really sorry it got stained and I couldn’t get it off.
K – What did he do, ask you about it?
J – <imitating James> That’s all right; I’m not offended because I knew you liked Sarah and all. I don’t know why you did that? <end James imitation> I wasn’t thinking.
K – You should have said you set it down for 2 seconds as a joke and when I picked it back up, I didn’t realize it was wet.
J – That’s what I said, it was wet (or I don’t know why).
K - <something> using coasters for your coffee.
<both laugh>
J – I like Sarah though, if it was Eric’s then it would be a different story.
J - <laughs> I was just being a bitch and taking my anger out on Sarah. I know that’s not nice.
K – yeah
K – Oh my goodness.
K – I’m freezing.
J – Do you want to wear my robe?
K – Can I have it? <laughs>
J – Yeah, sure. Only …???...between Kaysar and me.
J – That bitch Maggie isn’t going to get anything from me.
K – Uhm, If we play chess we should play in the living room… <Kaysar now has a blanket wrapped around his shoulders>
J – In the gold room?
K – yeah. Maybe I should put some pants on?
J – Why are you so cold?
K – You’d be cold too if you weren’t wearing that fluffy robe.
<can hear water running in kitchen. They must be rinsing their dishes>
J – I want some water…I hate these people.
J – Why don’t we play in the LR? Why do you have a key?
K - <inaudible>...I don’t want to let this out again. Why don’t we play where?
J – In the, in the living room. She looks like a f**k’ng clown. <looking at picture wall> f**k’n bitch. <Kaysar starts laughing>
K – Gross, the blanket smells like Janie?
J – HmmHmm Screw you Kaysar
K – Inaudible
<Janelle and Kaysar go to large bedroom and Janelle into gold room to change. Janelle and Kaysar Playing chess in LR>
J- Good morning Kaysar! Welcome to hell!
K – <laughing>You are a crack up.
<Kaysar sitting on couch with blanket around him, Janelle on floor>
J – There is a way I can…I can avoid them. Be sleeping…be awake when they are sleeping and sleep when they’re awake.
K – Just be like with them for the competitions. I thought about that.
J – No sh!t!
K – I tried to do that actually. That’s why they keep asking why are you always asleep? Because I can’t avoid you a$$holes.
<long pause…thinking to make a chess move>
J – You bastard
K – I’m used to it
End 6:20 am BBT
[This is for those that love our mornings with Kaysar and Janelle. I wish I could capture the friendship and laughter that exists between them in words. There are errors, because sometimes my mind doesn’t process all the words. Enjoy!]
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| CougarSpy - 6:20 - ~7:00 am BBT] Kaysar and Janelle playing chess and laughing… |
#2197610 12:26PM 16/08/2005 |
J - I’m taking this move back.
K - I putting this piece back
J - I love playing chess with you. You never get mad at me. Oh sh!t.
<Kaysar makes a move and takes one of Janelle’s pieces. Kaysar is twirling his hair. >
K – Hmm…
<long time between moves with total silence>
J – All right.
<Kaysar twirling his hair as he sits up to make move>
J - <wasn’t listening>
K – You’re such a cheater. I hate you. You’re such a cheater.
<Kaysar moves a piece>
K – Check
<Janelle looks at the board thinking>
K - …cheater…you use buxom all the time.
J – I’m just a buxom blonde…bombshell.
<Kaysar makes a move>
J – You son of a bitch, you can’t do that. <Janelle moves his piece back>
K – You can’t do that
J – Yes I can. Yes I can, I’m cross-eyed. I can’t see.
K – You’re such a cheater. You cheat so bad.
J – Kaysar…<Janelle puts her head in Kaysar’s lap with her arm around his legs. Kaysar is leaning over close to her ear.>
K - <about Janelle being such a cheater>
J - <something> I don’t mean to be. <Janelle takes her head off his lap and looks at him> you’re mad.
K – I don’t get mad. You’re paranoid. Jerk. I hate you.
J – I’m sorry.
K – Cheater.
<Janelle laughing and now lying on the ground>
K – You’re going to make me…every single time you ruin the game.
J – Oh god it’s funny. <showing a lot of leg with her bathrobe on>
K – Yeah, just tell me...you want to play chess so you can win. You fell down. I’m bored I need to win some…
J – I can’t do anything with my bishop… I want to take it.
K – Oh shut up. You just want to win….need your queen that’s all you care about.
J – Look, I’m just a buxom blonde.
K – I, I understand that.
J – Fine! <Janelle moves a piece>
K – I’m glad you came up with something, but you didn’t have to cheat. <both laughing>
J – Are you mad at me, Kaysar?
K – Of course not.
J – Oh thank you Kaysar <Janelle gets up and puts her arms around Kaysar. He’s still sitting on the couch, and puts his hand on her lower back>
K – Settle down. Stop using your buxom blonde tactics like that. <Janelle backs off and sits on floor>
J – I’m not, I swear.
K – We’re friends and you don’t hurt friends.
J – I’m sorry. I was just being buxom.
K – It’s okay. <Kaysar rubs her shoulder>
J – I’m just an innocent blonde bombshell and don’t know any better.
K – You know better.
J – Inaudible
K – Inaudible.
J – How does it feel to be on the block again.
K – Umm..inaudible
J - <something> is it like de jay vu?
K – Yeah, every time I go up on the block I know I’m leaving.
J – I’m sorry
K – I can’t wait to leave this frickin house
J – Apparently twice.
<both laughing>
K – I knew I <something> that one on. You didn’t hear me say that, uhm.
J – Did you smell my robe? I washed it. <Janelle holds out her arm holding the end of her sleeve. Kaysar smells it. >
K – It smells great Janie.
J – Thank you.
K – It smells so good and it ?? you up. <Kaysar is now rubbing Janelle’s shoulder again.>
J – I’m just a buxom blonde.
K – Inaudible
J – I don’t know. <pause> You’ve got to move your queen though.
K – Why?
J – Because it…
K – That you’re a dork?
<both laughing and Janelle puts her head on Kaysar’s lap again>
K - <has his hand on his forehead and is now shaking his head> god…uhm…uhm, d@mnit. <twirling his hair with his fingers now.>
J – Do you think last night is going to look really bad on television?
K – I don’t even know if there going to show this crap.
<Janelle laughs>
K – It’s like so bad in this game you can’t air it.
J – Haha. Like Maggie, go f$ck yourself.
K – I don’t know, they might air some of it.
J – It’s so stupid. <laughing with her head in her arms which are holding her knees> it’s so childish.
K – it’s so stupid, like Maggie go F yourself.
J – Hey Maggie, go f*ck yourself.
K – Nice, nice.
<Janelle is laughing and Kaysar is shaking his head.>
J – Say thanks, you’re very welcome bitch
<pause>
J – You son of a bitch.
K - <laughing>
J - <moves another piece?>
J – What?
K – What are you doing? Okay, <phone call so I missed it>
J – You’re weird.
K – huh, you’re weird
J – Shut up.
K – Laughs
J – Ouw <Janelle clenches her chest>
K – What’s wrong with you?
J – Nothing. It happened yesterday. <her hand is resting back on the floor by her leg>
<Janelle moves another chess piece>
K – I hate you. You’re frickin annoying.
J - <snickers>
<Kaysar moves a piece>
J – God d@mn it.
K – inaudible
J – Shut up
K – One piece
J – Go ahead. Go, laughs <starts to move a piece> Oh f*ck! <Moves a piece, and tries to move another piece> %^%& I’ve had it. I can’t take anymore.
K – Was that your move?
J – No. <laughs>
K – You just move this piece?
J – No, I didn’t. <Janelle finally moves a different piece> You f*cker.
K - <Kaysar laughs and twirls his hair>
J - <starts moving a piece playfully> Just take it. Son of a bitch.
K - <laughing> Where in the hell was it? Here? <Janelle moves piece back> No it was here.
J – No it wasn’t. <both laughing>
K – How many moves did you make?
J – What do you mean?
K – I don’t know, I’m confused, you made like 5 moves. [I saw Janelle mess with about three different pieces]
<Kaysar moves a piece>
J - <clears her throat and moves a piece. Laughs>
K – F*ck!
J – I told you to take it.
K – Move that piece back
J – I told you to take it.
K – Fine
K – that was brutal???
J – I’ll take it.
K – Wait, I don’t know if I want to take it. What the hell is going on around here? Why are you playing both sides?
J – I’m not. It’s either that or your Queen, you get to choose.
K – Oh god. D@mnit.
J - <laughing> …play with me.
J – I’m so buxom
K – Yes you are. Doesn’t look like you moved a single piece over there?
J – It sucks.
<Kaysar moves a piece>
K – Check
J - …f*ck yourself
<Janelle moves a piece>
J - <lays back on floor> I’m so buxom
K – yeah <Kaysar moves a piece> okay, go.
J – okay, where did you go. <Kaysar shows his move> You son of a bitch. I can’t take anymore. Why? Okay, fine. You want to play hardball?
<Kaysar laughs and Janelle moves a chess piece>
J – That’s all right
K – It’s not even protected.
J – Fine, uhm <she moves a different piece>
K – D@mn you. You are so annoying.
J – I know
<long pause. Kaysar begins to move a piece>
K – Where am I, here? Where am I? I was here, right?
J – Yeah
K – D@mn you
J – Are you mad at me?
K – yes
J – Why?
K – Because.
[Well after 40 minutes, I decided to join houseguest in progress…thought some of you might enjoy the Kaysar-Janelle chess game. I did…but I won’t be able to tell you who won]
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