|J: I don't know. I wonder what kind of phone calls you get in sequester? I wonder if it's like prison, one call a week. If I get only one, it'll be my mom; if two, my mom and my boyfriend.
S: what I'll do is tell my mom I'll call you next week at 4:00, then have everyone there with a speaker phone.
J: if I leave this week, I leave, if I don't, it'll be next week.
S: I know. I'm not moping, I had an amazing time with you. It's going to be difficult either way for me, either you're leaving and I'm stuck here by myself.
J: with all these b@tches.
S: OR, you'll be stuck here.
J: do you think the story about Chase is believable?
J: here's the speech: it's like, everyone sit down, I want you to know there is a fourth couple in the house, me and Neil, for 5 years, and we adopted a son, Chase. And Neil agreed to leave. I don't want to get too detailed.
J: that makes sense, right?
S: yes you're going to freak them out. they're going to feel like a bunch of d@cks.
J: cuz Neil is 29. I've known him 5 years.
S: he could have been at UT.
J: or visiting his family in Austin