April when she quits smoking she's a 7, according to Howie. Janelle gives her a 7 and they both give Ivette a 7. Janelle is saying they're both generous.
Janelle says Maggie is a four. Howie has her at mid-six. J: "She's so busted in the face."
Howie says we're like 7th graders rating everybody.
Howie gives Rachel an 8. Janie gives her 8.5.
Howie gives Ashlea 8.75 because she's so young and fresh.
Howie gives Sarah an 8.1/8.2 because she's taller and not his type.
Howie gives Jennifer a high 8. Janelle says Jennifer is a 5.5 or 6 because she's short and looks like a clown. Howie likes short girls so he rates her high.
Janelle says Maggie's body is OK but once you get past the waist she looks like a 200 pound woman. Her legs are like tree trunks. She's pretty stocky.
Janelle won't rate Beau because he's gay.
She rates James a 7.
Cappy is a 2, not even. Janelle gives Howie a 9.2 and Howie thanks her a lot with Oh janie stuff and hugs.
Michael is a 9.5.
Kaysar is a 9.4. H: Whoa, better than me too?
Maggie's Dave is a 4. April's Matt is a 7, Jan says he's better than Dave.
Jennifer's Dan? Janelle: "I don't even think that's her boyfriend but I'd say a five."
Ivette's Tush is a 2, according to Janelle. Howie: Really, that high?
Howie says he can't rate Tush or Ivette well because they're carpetmunchers. Howie is just saying numbers to describe Tush. He finally settles on below four.
Now HOwie says how can he be rating people as he picks his nosehairs.
Howie moves on to dogs since they've rated everyone else.
Janelle says Bear is a 10. Pepperoni a 2.
H: "What about pepperoni the fish?"
J: "I'm not going to rate fish!"
H: "All right, no fishies."
Janelle gives Julie a 9.3, so does Howie. Howie: "She's a P.O.A."
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