|Nat/Sheila talking about Nat's pants.
Nat is 5' 2 and a half. Sheila is 5' 3.
Sheila is bored out of her frickin' mind.
Sheila's saying that she'll watch Nat put on her makeup. (Nat thinks POV is tonight).
Sheila is saying everyone's just laying around. Sheila thinks the game is mentally exhausing. "You guys are young. You don't even understand. As you get older, you get tired."
Sheila is tired of being tired. She can't give it a rest.
Nat: let's do short and bored. I'm bored right now so I'm going to keep redoing my hair and makeup.
Sheila wonders if Nat thinks she'll get HOH. Nat says yes. Sheila isn't going to say something until she's HOH.
Sheila says what Nat does for her when Sheila's HOH - all the fans will think they're crazy.
Nat wonders if Sheila can give a hint. Sheila says: ok, you're going to have to do a portrait. That's all I'm going to say.
Sheila wonders if Matt took his portrait. Nat says yeah but he almost forgot it. She put it near his bag.
Sheila wondering about her bday. Says Danielle had a 21st bday party last year. [ed. yeah, she's BARELY seen the show.]
Sheila thinks Nat's sense of humor is like hers.
Nat wonders if Nat wins HOH can they do it then? Sheila: no, that won't work.
Nat says if she's HOH no one else will get in there except the beginning. Sheila and Nat say both of them can spend the night if the other is HOH.
They both hope it happens.
Sheila says Danielle from BB3 never won anything but won $50K. "Supposedly she never won anything."
Sheila: she's a Mom. She got a video.
Nat: she did.
Sheila says she didn't see it, but she heard.
Nat's getting dressed up. "Do you think it's tomorrow morning?"
Sheila: no, tonight.
They start whispering.
Nat: what did they say? James better stop?
Sheila: they're disgusting.
Nat: what did they say James you have to stop with the masturbation comments?
Sheila: they gotta take that out. Never in my life, I know I've cussed, but for god's sake, shut it off. Poeple don't want to hear that crap. I don't want to mess up your fun, but some of that stuff is over the frickin' top. I never talked like that at 21.
Nat: my mom probably would turn it off for saying "booger"
Nat gets called to the DR.
Nat: here I come.
Sheila: you're gonna do the thing.
[Nat's the host apparently]
Josh is walking around. Nat is fixing her makeup. Nat says "going". Josh is going to the bathroom. Nat says "they waited for me to get ready. They're so thoughtful."