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KinkyLilBlackDress - Recapped to this point! 0 Replies #1976248 3:03PM 23/07/2005
Big Brother 6 Daily Recap for July 23, 2005
"Summer of Secrets, Secrets no More!"
***Contains Adult Language and Content***

When last we left the Big Brother house, all was in a tizzy. Kaysar, as HOH, nominated Maggie and James to be evicted. The foundation of his plan, to split up Eric's clique of sheep, was working perfectly. Eric, unable to compete in the PoV comp because of his oath to Kaysar, quickly dropped James as his favorite sheep, for his secret partner Maggie.

7:00am BBT: The Ants and the Birds and the Bees
As usual, Eric and Rachel are the first ones up. Getting started on their morning chores, Rachel curses the ants that have invaded the BB kitchen. Eric is continuing the back-stabbing of his former right-hand-man James, with comments like, "Its gonna suprise the hell out of him. Its going to be a landslide." The two move to the Gym, work out in silence while the rest of the HouseGuests sleep.

James is awake at 8am, and heads to the kitchen for his breakfast of PB&J. As the rest of the Houseguests awaken, all take their turn bitching at the fact that ants have taken over part of their home, including the sugar bowl. Kaysar sits in his HOH room, watching the Kitchen through his feed. Looks like a regular JokersUpdate fanatic.

The oversharing continues. Eric talks about how he's "ready to shoot it off" any minute now. When the girls start complaining about period pains, Eric is kind enough to explain how the female body works, and how menstruation occurs to Jenn, who listens calmly. He next goes into a lecture on the Rhythm Method. Ivette chimes in about how you can get pregnant during your period. Eric then shares the sexual positions he and his wife used in order to conceive a boy. After that disturbing image leaves my head, he adds details of his vasectomy. Ewwww. Make it stop! Make it STOP! He then goes on to poll the ladies about how sexually active they are before and during their periods. Arrrrgh! My fragile little mind!

10:00am BBT: Maggie's Vent Session
Maggie ventures up to the HOH room to have a sit down with Kaysar. During their conversation Maggie expresses the fact that she was pissed that James got a heads-up that he was going to be nominated, and she didn't. Kaysar lets her know that she is the 'pawn', and that the votes are leaning towards James leaving.
Maggie replies with "Anyone who goes up on the block is in danger. Anyone. That's not a...I mean you know that. Even when you went up against Ashlea. You were still in danger. And people aren't coming to me like we did with you and said, 'Things are going to be ok.' Even though Ivette just did in the gym. I've had a couple of people tell me 'Win the POV' or 'you're not the goal' but because it didn't come from you...you know? Do you see what I mean?"

"Maggie, whatever happens in this game, please don't take it personal. I have nothing against you", says Kaysar.
Maggie responds with "Well I realize that, but there are other people in the game that you do have something against and they should have been the ones used as a pawn. It makes it personal because you didn't chose someone that you don't get along with."

Maggie, continuing her vent session, adds, "and here's another thing. Yesterday, James said you should have known, Howie told Kaysar who to put up." She says to herself "What the ***** does Howie have against me?"
Kay answers with "Howie said he wanted James specifically..."
Maggie interrupts, "hold on, James told me he was involved in 'this master plan', that he was part of it and sorry I didn't know about it. It makes me wonder and makes me feel like *****." When will these people learn not to believe a drop that comes out of James' mouth?

As Maggie leaves to prepare for the PoV comp, Maggie says: "Well I have to go get ready, to save myself."
Kaysar half-heartedly says "Good luck."
She replies "I'm not going to say good luck to you, becasue I really don't want you to win, sorry."
Kaysar says he understands, that it is nothing personal.

Brief "Eric's the True Sexual Harrasser" Update: During Maggie and Kay's conversation, Beau was downstairs doing yoga. While positioned Upward Dog, which involves lying on your stomach and sitting up with your arms straight, Eric comes up behind him and says, "Dude, you look like you're ready to get pounded." Hi Kettle! How's it going? Haven't seen you in a while. How are the wife and kids? Yeah, great. Oh, I almost forgot...You're black!

12:45pm BBT: Chaos A-Go-Go After the PoV Comp
Here are the quick and dirty details:

The Power of Veto competition was a huge chess board. Kaysar & Howie, Maggie & Ivette, and James & Janelle participate in the challenge. James wins veto!

Now, for the aftermath:

MAJOR chaos brakes out when the HouseGuests returned to the house. Eric is fuming mad, convinced that Ivette is 'in' on the Kaysar side of things. The couples must have been outted, because Eric angrily said to Sarah, "Give it up. He already admitted that you are his girlfriend! Everybody knows!" Sarah finds her balls and calls out Eric, saying that he promised James he had his back. Eric defends his lies by saying, "Did I swear on my life or my kids? No!" Oh, so that makes it all good. Duh, Sarah.

Ivette goes off on a tangent about her values, saying that she doesn't want to be at a wrap party "where everybody is a bunch of nasty humans." She, Eric, and Beau figure the other group has the votes, that Sarah, James, Rachel and Howie are with Kaysar and Janelle. When Ivette complains about living in the house, Eric shoots back, "Stop being a pussy and man up! Play! This is a game!" Later, crying, she admits, "I am destroyed! You have no idea how destroyed I am!"

Even though everyone in the house has figured out who the couples are, April still denies the fact that she knows Jenn. She said that she's "on the outside" because of it. "I'm in shock, and it hurts my feelings for people to think that I'm a twist," April adds while talking with Sarah. "I swear to god I'm not part of the twist!!" April is the personficiation of a dumb blonde. When Eric tries to call April out, that he knows everyone in the house is paired up, she continues to lie.

April: Janelle just told me that her and Ashlea were best friends outside of this house.
Eric: Of course! Everyone's together here. Whether you want to look me in the eye and tell me you're not...
April: How is that a fair playing field for the people who aren't (paired up)?
Eric: April, please, please don't piss in my ear and say that you don't have a partner.
Ivette: You're very wrong.
Eric: Everyone's paired up, Ivette.

Eric and Maggie confirm to Ivette that they knew eachother before entering the BB house. April, piling on the dramatics, absolutely bawls to Ivette on how unfair it is that she doesn't have a partner in the House.

Ivette runs to the Storage Room, along with April. The soap opera continues with this back-and-forth:

Ivette: I really want to be alone!
April crying: I feel alone right now because everybody else has a partner!!
April: The only way this helps us is they will target the couples! I wish they could have asked my husband to be in here! Maggie and Eric are friends not husband and wife
Ivette: I don't know, they just said they knew each other!
April: Me, you, Jennifer, and Beau are the only ones without a partner
Ivette: Who's with Rachel, then?
April: Howie, but she won't admit. Hello, they were on the surfboard together.
Ivette: Boy did this rock the boat.
April: Me, you, Jen, and Beau need to stick to ttogether. Do you know what I'm saying? Do you know what I'm saying? Do you hear what I'm saying?
Ivette: Absolutely.
April: We need to choose a side and stick together
Ivette: Everybody here can't have a partner?

Ivette continues at the round table, cursing Big Brother for putting her in the House without a partner. She tells Sarah that now that she knows that James doesn't have her back anymore, her heart is broken. Ivette seems to think that James was playing for her, but now she knows the truth.

The classic Ivette line of the evening: "Here I am being completely honest!"

Oh man. I can't WAIT until Chen-bot lets the houseguests know that everyone is paired, these two will look like fools. Keep digging that grave, Ivette and April!

Back in the HoH room, Kaysar, Howie, and Janelle celebrate the victory for their side. Kaysar had a few great lines as they were resting on their laurels.

"They're all bullies. All of them. It's time that the little people get their turn."
"Beau is the biggest snake in this house."
"This one is one up for the little people."
"No body expects it to get so crazy and Ivette is yelling at the top of her lungs, talking about a fair game? Gimme a break."
"Power shifted, but no matter how bad they treated us, we should never treat them bad."
"Do they think I am so weak and stupid that I was going to sit here and listen to them tell me that if I go with what the house wants they will respect me? Do they really think I want their respect? Please!"

Janelle threw the competition so that James would win. She wanted to give him the satisfaction of having the Veto speech. With a classic line of her own, she tells Kaysar, "Maybe instead of holding leadership meetings and makeing each other pancakes they should have been playing chess!" Mocking the sheep, she says, "C'mon Cappy, tell us some more firehouse stories!"

James goes up to the HoH room, and fills in all about what's going on downstairs. Janelle laughs, wondering why Ivette is still pretending that she's alone. Don't worry, Janelle. Its only going to get better.

More of the same thing goes on for the next hour or so, just rehashing these conversations over and over again. Seriously. The same exact conversations over and over and over and over again.You know how it works.

2:30pm BBT: Lets all Hold Hands and Sing Kumbaya

Kaysar joined the pitty party downstairs in the living room with Eric, Ivette, April, Jenn, Rachel, and Beau. When Ivette asks him if that's the way Michael is outside the game, he tells him no, explaining Mike's actions to the group. Kaysar gets shot question after question about whether the person he has shown to the HouseGuests is the real him. Kaysar sticks to his stories, and tells them that what they see, is what he is. When Kaysar asks April about knowing Jenn, again, she denies it, saying it must be BB's way of making a connection, since they were in the same sorority.

The whole cast is downstairs in the livingroom, sharing their 'secrets'. Well, except for Ivette, Beau, Jenn, and April. They give a round of applause to the producers for duping them all. The mood is much happier now, with Howie requesting panties from all the girls before they leave. Maggie makes a deal with the others: if spills the beans about how they know eachother, the other pairs have to. Everyone re-tells the stories of their lives, this time, the whole truth.

Maggie tells how her husband Dave was a student in the academy, Eric helped him out, and took them in as family. Dave and Eric work at the same station, but in different shifts. Eric tells the others that Maggie is like an aunt to his children.

Janelle tells the story of her and Ashlea's relationship. They met in Greece, and when Janelle moved to Maimi, they got an apartment together. Ashlea and Janelle worked together at Mancion, but Ashlea got fired.

Kaysar shares the story of him and Mike. Kaysar went to a coffee shop, and saw Mike's work on his laptop. Mike tried to show off by talking Arabic, and the relationship grew from there. Now, they live in the same apartment complex.

Howie tells about him and Rachel. While living in Chicago, Howie's friend dragged him into an Italian restaurant to see the hot waitress, Rachel. Rachel got to know the clique of guys that Howie hangs out with, and some of Rachel's friends dated some of Howie's friends. They share that they have never dated eachother. Howie doesn't share how old he is, but says that he's younger than Cappy.

April still denies that she knows Jenn. Beau gives a few more details, about working for the same company as Ivette, but still denies that they know eachother. "Its just a coincidence." No one buys it, and ribbs them to expose their secrets. Hello, Target? Yeah, this is April's back. Can we get together soon? Oh, you're on your way over? Great!

Sarah waits for James to come back from the Diary Room so that he can tell their story.
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Topic #1976247
Rdhedtxn - April selling really hard that she is alone...asking Jan...do you think I'm related to someone and don't know it? NT 0 Replies #1976247 3:03PM 23/07/2005
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Topic #1976302
Anonymous - A to J: maybe I have a relative in here and I don't even know it! Maybe I am kin to Maggie?It's not fair to J, I, B, that we don't get anything extra 0 Replies #1976302 3:09PM 23/07/2005
Paraphrased: feel free to correct...it's going soo fast!

Janelle: (calm) Oh yeah. Maybe get another partner.

April: So, like how did y'all know this partner stuff? Did Kaysar do this?

Janelle:Yes, of course.

April: And did y'all know that James and Sarah were connected?

Janelle: Yes of course.

April: Did you know Michael and K were friends? How did you know?

Jan: After Ashlea was convicted, Michael and I were close, and I didn't want to keep up the lie. I told him about my Ash's and my closeness, and he said let's go to Kaysar.

<talk against eric, april saying how honest april is>
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Topic #1976330
Anonymous - A to J: Jen lied about Mike, wait, no, Ivette did, she said Mike hit the wall. I have some problems with jen!!" Jan says nothing NT 0 Replies #1976330 3:13PM 23/07/2005
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Topic #1976368
Anonymous - A to J: This pissed me off. Jen said to Eric that she was crying about Michael. (ed - is she trying to get Jen evicted??) NT 0 Replies #1976368 3:16PM 23/07/2005
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Topic #1976403
Zazny - Ivette says she was at a huge disadvantage in veto because she was first 0 Replies #1976403 3:19PM 23/07/2005
K admits they didn't have a chance.

I: Don't you think being first was a disadvantage
James: Of course

Ed: I notice James still wearing the veto. Last week he said as a good sport, he put the veto on the wall so he wouldn't flaunt it in front of Michael and Janelle.
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Topic #1976418
Zazny - April confronts Eric about what Jen said after the Gold Room incident with Michael 0 Replies #1976418 3:20PM 23/07/2005
A: She said she cried because she missed her boyfriend
E: That's not what she told me. She said she was scared he was gonna kick my ass.
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Topic #1976437
Zazny - E: What makes you think they won't blind side any of you 0 Replies #1976437 3:22PM 23/07/2005
Eric to Beau and April says they have those six to worry about and to go after them.

E: They were all in on it.
A: They're grouping us! First of all, Jen and I are not a pair. They can think what they want. They can think I'm lying or whatever
E: Don't vote me out just because everybody else is. Vote with your conscience.
A: You still don't know if you're going up
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Topic #1976476
Zazny - April heard in the background while James/Ivette on feeds 0 Replies #1976476 3:26PM 23/07/2005
I: April's like on crack

James to Ivette: You can not take on these other groups in here without me.
J: I wanted you guys to think about everything but that chess game. If you make one wrong move, you lose the game.

Eric walks over.

James was upset everybody was discussing their life stories.

J: I could hear you having a good time, screaming
I: You can't hear the diary room out
J: No

J: Rachel and Howie should date
E (mouth full): No, Howie wants too much ____
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Topic #1976497
Anonymous - James to Eric/Ivette: It should be illegal how smart Kayser is 0 Replies #1976497 3:30PM 23/07/2005
apparently he's been working on this for weeks.
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Topic #1976496
imnotpunk - James: The truth is, Beau and I are GAY LOVERS! (Howie: I KNEW IT!) NT 0 Replies #1976496 3:30PM 23/07/2005
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Topic #1976507
Zazny - I: So that was the secrets Michael was talking about 0 Replies #1976507 3:30PM 23/07/2005
J: Duh, why do you think everybody was shutting him up.

E: Once he picked Janelle I knew the fix was on
I: When did that start
J: Yesterday
E: Kaysar's been working for weeks
J: Apparently he has
E: K's thinking 3 steps ahead
J: Just like chess.

J yelling out to kitchen: The truth is, Beau and I are gay lovers!
H: I knew it!

James out

E: If I were you, and I won HOH, I'd put up Kaysar and James and have Janelle waiting in the wings. Any of you on that side...[cut off the head].

I: He's smart, huh
E: Rachels the smartest one
I: He sits down by himself and focuses all day
E: He watches
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Topic #1976515
DraftKing - Eric tells Ivette who she should put up if she gets HOH 0 Replies #1976515 3:31PM 23/07/2005
Eric (to Ivette): "If you win HOH (next week), you have to put up Kaysar and James, with Janelle waiting in the wings."
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Topic #1976532
Anonymous - lot of talking at once 0 Replies #1976532 3:33PM 23/07/2005
everyone talking at once. april shaking her head looking really anxious.
asking if jen is married.
april: i dont know her, i am sitting here.
eric: im the only one with children.
howie hugs rachel, rachel pats his face.
april: its a total shocker.
howie: at least we can have sex tonight.
april: totally.. i need a cigarette. and i really am a smoker here, and not as much outside.
howie hugging on jen, kissing side ofher face. jen making bad face.
kayser: from the moment i knew that....
camera switches to outside.
april continuing her lies outside to janelle.

by ferretkiss

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Topic #1976570
Caribou - Eric to Ivette: outside of this house i have no f'ng use for janelle NT 0 Replies #1976570 3:36PM 23/07/2005
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Topic #1976609
Caribou - Maggie and Eric plotting in SR. No audo now but earlier it sounded like Maggie wants Eric to stay over her, and how to work that 0 Replies #1976609 3:40PM 23/07/2005
Meanhwhile Eric trying to claim he busted this wide open so that "the cat would be out the bag" to Ivette; Eric telling others he knows he's but "hey i'm not saying don't vote for me. i'm saying vote with your conscience"
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Topic #1976613
DraftKing - Maggie & Eric talk strategy (before the fish hit) 0 Replies #1976613 3:40PM 23/07/2005
Maggie & Eric were talking in the food storage room.

Maggie: "Please, do this for me, okay? If Kaysar is able to turn entire this place upside down, I'm not going to rule it out that he could do it again. I'm not discussing this with anyone. I want, I just am not losing faith."
Eric: "I'll keep my mouth shut from here on out."
Maggie: "Okay. Don't talk like you're going home, we promised ourselves we wouldn't."
Eric: "Okay."
Maggie: "It's not..."

*BANG* we go to fish.
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Topic #1976618
Anonymous - Ivette attacking Kay: Do you have maids at home? 2 Replies #1976618 3:41PM 23/07/2005
Kay (laughing it off): No, I lead a modest life.

Ivette: You are probably the arabian king or something...

Howie: Inaudible (they are all talking at once)

Ivette: Hey you are worse than me I need one xanax you need like three. (awww baby's got a boo boo!)

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Anonymous - More Ivette rants #1976640 3:43PM 23/07/2005
"I am all over this first its Kayser and James and then I am taking out Howie and Rachel!"

"It aint over until Julie says its over!"
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Anonymous - Ivette now attacking Sarah #1976624 3:41PM 23/07/2005
Oh sure you are as virgin as I am!

James; Relax Ivette or you'll have a heart attack!
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Topic #1976632
Caribou - Eric to Maggie: i don't regret making the moves that i made. 0 Replies #1976632 3:42PM 23/07/2005
Maggie - have no regrets, none

Now she talks about going back to her David and her dogs. Eric can't believe he was blindsided like that and Maggie says she was blindsided too. Maggie telling Eric she thinks he is going to stay and she needs him to play him as if he's staying.

Maggie "have i been wrong yet in this game"
Eric seems to like this

Maggie not happy that her convo with Kaysar, he didn't fess up so that she wasn't blindsided yet again (by noms and then today's POV). Maggie doesn't trust Kaysar and seems to feel she's more honest.
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Topic #1976642
Caribou - Eric crashes in bed in barracks. Janelle and Kay in HOH on F1 NT 0 Replies #1976642 3:43PM 23/07/2005
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Topic #1976652
Anonymous - Jan/Kay/How in HOH: April is just about ready to vote eric off too! NT 0 Replies #1976652 3:45PM 23/07/2005
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Topic #1976674
Zazny - K: I acknoweledge what happened today was bad; H: They are going to have to think strategy NT 0 Replies #1976674 3:48PM 23/07/2005
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Topic #1976677
Caribou - Kay, Jan, Howie in HOH (F1/F2) 0 Replies #1976677 3:49PM 23/07/2005
Janelle reporting she saw Eric and Ivette in bathroom talking to James. Janelle afraid they'll sway James back.

Janelle says April is ready to turn on Eric because she's so scared right now. Janelle doesn't buy that April/Jenn and Iv/Beau don't know each other, neither does Howie. They know about the money so they think they're worried they lose a chance at that if they admit their pairings. April acting like she's turning on Jennifer.

Kaysar says it doesnt' matter, they're still targets. Tells them not to worry. Janelle doesn't want Kay or Howie to say anything more to James. Janelle wishes they didn't have the big talk just now where everyone confessed everything. HOwie says it doesn't matter. Kaysar agrees that it doesn't matter.

Kaysar reaffirming the plan - get Eric out - cut off the serpent's head. Kaysar says he told Eric that his time didn't have an ounce of strategy and that Eric agreed.

Kaysar and Howie feel bad about what happened today. Now they expect the others ARE thinking strategically.

All agree they won't know what to do without Eric and they'll all come running. janelle sharing that April is turning on everyone.

Rachel is very upset that everyone knows so much now, Kaysar says. Howie doesn't think it's bad because it should have been already known, as far as pairings.

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Topic #1976679
imnotpunk - H: if you're that dumb and you didn't know who was with who at this point...you shouldn't be here! NT 0 Replies #1976679 3:49PM 23/07/2005
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Topic #1976683
Caribou - Janelle says Eric wanted that big fess up because he's going already 0 Replies #1976683 3:50PM 23/07/2005
Howie says it doesn't matter, actions speak louder than words.

Now Kaysar counting votes to get Eric out. Seems assured they will get Eric out.

Their next target is Ivette and Maggie
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