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Fans want a Taxi for Speidi (Then WTF are they still doing there?)

How do they do it? Honestly, how? I skipped ahead, got myself some current news, and I’m shocked! Shocked I tell you. First, my gorgeous Scott Sam was the second one evicted.

How did that happen?

I have some catching up to do, obviously.

And then there was Lacey, the woman with whom Heidi almost refused to do a competition because Spencer was sitting next to her. A little trivia: Heidi and Spencer have been married three times. Three times! I’m wordless. (Scary thought.)

And lastly Gillian is number four.

I’m calculating in my head how many hours of TV I’d need to watch on YouTube to catch up. I’m trying to figure out what math is more difficult to do in my head, processing how many times Speidi have been married (to each other – good for them) or how many hours of YouTube I’ll have to watch to catch up.

Both are scary.

Very scary!

I have seen nothing of Sam to determine why he’s been evicted so far, except that he entered the basement in a kilt. Ohh! The new Davia, who I think is named Brian, lifted his skirt to see if he was a “Real Scott” which I think is Scottish for “wears no underwear,” but that is just a guess.

And then there’s Lacey. Really? What did she do to have the polite Brits vote her out? I can’t even imagine. But now I’m curious. I must know. It’s a quest.

Finally, there's Gillian, our English soap opera star. All three were very quiet characters in the first eight episodes so I don’t know much about them. I do know that Paula had a few issues with Gillian because Gillian nominated her. Aside from that, based on what I’ve seen, they were three pretty quiet characters.

There is so much TV and so little time.

So now you're up to date of sorts. I'm up to date and we all still have time to watch Revenge, The Bachelor, The Biggest Loser, and Modern Family.

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