Seems Steve was committing the ultimate sin, and he did so -- in the SHOWER! He sang an entire song, then had the temerity to - well, let me share this with you in the houseguests' actual words:
Jason: He was just singing in the shower, I'm surprised they weren't beeping him. Doing a whole, full song.
Da'Vonne: He told somebody to F-off in production today
James: He did?
Meg: Yeah, he doesn't care
Da'Vonne: He was like F off, and I was like ooooh
Shelli: He actually said that?
Jason: He's 16 on Jokers Updates right now, I can tell ya that! They do not take kindly to that shit." (meaning the live feeds get cut)
Meg: When he talked to me today, he said that, this was earlier so, who knows, cause I know he's had conversation, but he's trying to go out with a bang.
Well, I know we sure don't like singing!
Meanwhile, Jokers was having a serious discussion about the state of the house guests and it didn't include strategy, alliance, or any of those subjects. It did, however, include slippage - and not the kind you sue for when you bust your ass in a restaurant:
-- No nip slips yet. Keep looking in Media but nada. NT
---- Clay, Jeff, Jace and Austin have all had their nipples prominently displayed since the feeds came on.
Now that's what we like to call "Attention to detail" (or, rather, de boobs.)
A hearty thank you to KennyM for this bit of brilliance regarding current alliances although I am not exactly quoting him directly (she says, walking off and whistling innocently.)
All right: be sure you keep up, now:
BIG-ASSED-ALLIANCE (term mine) or BAE:
BAE part 1: Audrey/Clay/Shelli
Not the most solid of even side alliances in that Audrey wants Shelli out so she'll have Jeff, Clay & Shelli don't trust Audrey worth a damn.
BAE part deux: James/Jason/Meg/DaVonne - Mutual Distrust Society who bonded over wariness of Audrey.
The Sleeper Cell: Audrey/Clay/Shelli/Vanessa/Austin (BAE Part 1 + Vanessa & Austin). Slight problem here in that neither Austin nor Vanessa like Audrey. Hmmm I'm beginning to pick up a common theme on all these alliances but let's continue.
The AGL Alliance (Ain't Gonna Last): Austin/Liz/Jace. So named (by moi) because Jace has 1 foot on a banana peel and the other out the door.
Jeff & Jackie: that whole Amazing Race thing means they're an Amazing Duo which they're certain nobody would ever suspect as long as they keep their distance.
Jeff & Liz: More of a "I'll keep you safe if you my puppet" duo. His first demand is that she distance herself from Jace & Austin so as not to be guilty by association.
There! That wasn't too painful was it? Imagine. The first week, and already the largest alliance has broken in half - and even the HALVES don't trust each other.
And there ends the first Ette-take on #BB17. Just remember as you chat away or post in BB Discuss - the Eyes of Ette will always be near! (Likely crossed.)
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