Twas the night before BB, when all through the walls
No cams were whirring, no cells making calls,
BB18 bags were packed with great care
New HG’s hoping they’d remembered underwear.
Secret HG's sequestered snug in hotel beds
Visions of HOH danced in their heads,
Newbies on one side, retournees alike,
All hoping not to hear, please adjust your mic
When out in the BY there arose such a clatter,
Big Brother sprang from the DR to see what’s the matter,
Away to the mirrors I flew like a freak
Crew setting up comps let loose such a shriek!
One hell of a light shone over the walls,
On giant round globes, those OTEV’s balls?
Over large & small objects all shining bright –
Production preparing for opening night...
"Now Michelle! now, Glenn! now, Bronte and Victor!
On, Cody’s bro and Vanessa’s sister,
And then hundreds of keyboards are pounded,
“Feeds are on!” the word from Jokers sounded!
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#BBOTT Last Moments: Pride For the Final Three . #BBWARRIORS All.
|BB OTT: Shane's Eviction Interview|
Joker's speaks with the latest BB OTT evictee, Shane.
|Big Brother 18 House of Mirrors: Snake Joke|
Final thoughts on the finale, and out of context quotes
|Big Brother 18 House of Mirrors: Social Justice|
The varied meanings of "social game", end of the season awards, and out of context quotes.
|Big Brother 18 House of Mirrors: Rodeo Clown|
Tracking James's bizarre Big Brother devolution, and out of context quotes
|Paul's "roommate" analysis of himself and the 15 other Houseguests he's spent the summer with|
Paul gives the lowdown on how shady it is to live with some of the Houseguests
|Big Brother 18 House of Mirrors: Revolution|
Showmance hell, reconsidering Paul, and out of context quotes
|Big Brother 18 House of Mirrors: Feminism Type Thing|
Paulie's take on feminism and Jersey girls
|Big Brother 18 House of Mirrors: Girl Power|
The resurgance of the Spy Girls, and the many complications of America's Care Packages
|Big Brother 18 "To Vic"|
A poem better than Victor's
|Big Brother 18 House of Mirrors: Mateship|
James accidentally says too much to Da'Vonne, and Bridgette's Big Brother life without Frank
|BB18 - Meow: Claws will Clash with Class|
Meow: Claws vs. Class
|Big Brother 18 House of Mirrors: It Ain't Me, Babe|
Big Brother interventions, and Bridgette vs. the Mean Girls
|Big Brother 18 House of Mirrors: Just Kiddin'|
The comedic stylings of Frank, and Nicole as America's Player
|Big Brother 18 House of Mirrors: Growing on Me|
Da'Vonne's second life in the Big Brother house, and the ghost of Battle of the Block
|#BB18: A Thinking Woman's Season|
Sweet little old ladies love BB too! Bigger_Old_Auntee reports in with Jeff, Jozea and Bronte in her basket.
|Big Brother 18 House of Mirrors: Mix Up|
The problem with Vets vs. Newbies
|Twas the Night Before BB...|
And all through the house!
|Big Brother 18 House of Mirrors: Scouting Report|
Your guide to the Big Brother 18 cast