She’s running from one to the other
An alliance is what she seeks
She’s promised everyone they’re safe
And it’s only been five weeks!
She promised Cuff and Link
They wouldn’t be stuck with Jee
She promised the corner Hot Tub
Not to pollute it with her pee
She promised Buddy the Spider
All the flies that he could eat
She promised the Banner spotter
A very special treat!
She promised the Joker’s posters
A week that won’t bore you and me
She even promised Empress’ butt
The WC would always be free
But what did she promise Donny?
To be faithful and ever true?
Sounds like she spouts a lot of lies
So be careful what she promises YOU