It takes two to make Erika go, right?
It takes two to make her outta sight
Nom it!

I wanna evict right now
I'm Rob Rat and I came to get down
I'm not internationally known
But I'm known throughout the Big Bro home
Because I get stoopid, I mean outrageous
Stay away from me 'cause I'm contagious
'Cause I'm a whiner and a big loser
To be HoH. is what I choose 'a
I made Jee love me, viewers abhor me
I mean even the ones who never saw me
pick that stuff deep up in my nose
The reason why, man, I don't know
So let's dig, 'cause

It takes two to make this plan go right
It takes two to make Erika outta sight
Vote it!

My name is Rob, I gotta real slimy concept
Listen up Dave, my b*tch Jee gonna keep you in step
I got an idea
That I wanna share
It won't work? So what, I'm unaware
I'm number one, the real HoH, I liked the food comp
Bring in Dana and Nate and Jack, 'cause all them I'll stomp
Little Bambi got nom'd but I won't protect
All of my followers 'cause all I want is Erika
I'm not a doctor, but I operate on my nose til rupture
A slick hamster that just can't outfox ya
Cause I'm Rat, the last name Bastard, yeah
And on Jee's Bed, I'm known to be the freshest
So let's start, I shouldn't be too hard
I'm a sucker so it's strange that my plan blows
I won't fess, for my ex I couldn't care less
Don't do work around the house, can't get sex, yes

It takes two to make this plan go right
It takes two to make Erika outta sight
Vote it!

The situation that the Rat is in
I'm kinda slimy that's why I don't wanna lend
My name to the plan that's gonna oust a friend
But listen up Dave 'cause I want you to comprehend
'Cause I'm the leader, Jee ain't superior
I take care of ya and then Dana get hornier
So just sit on Veto, my plan ain't counterfeit
Vote gonna go eight-oh on the Erika hit
I don't know of any plan that's gonna hurt
Dave, take off your brown shirt
Make sure my plan you don't try to skirt
I like Michelle, and all the girls
I want them here 'cause I don't get none in the real world
I'm on a mission, ya better just listen
About my ex I ain't gonna stop dissin'
'Cause


It takes two to make this plan go right
It takes two to make Erika outta sight
Vote it!

I stand alone, don't need anyone
'Cause I'm Rob, and class, I got none
Don't need friends that act like foes
'Cause I'm Rat Bastard, the one who knows
About things that make ya get weary
Don't cheer me, just hear me
Out 'cause I got the clout--shout (HoH!)
Before I turn Erika out
I won't stutter-- but will pick my nose, clearly
So Jack, you can be my choice
To go if Dave defies how I ordered it
Go to Dana and diss it
Take Erika off the rack, Jee will put Nate back
Oh I don't know, but I'm still the Mac
If you want to know, so let's go
So, throw up your hands
Go for what you know
As I pick my nose
Again, didja see me? No
Oh
'Cause Rat is small in the front, EZ Jee is on the Back up
We're not soft, just a little bit dumb and slack up
'Cause I'm a fool, brain just like a breeze
Rock the HoH with the help of Jee
Noms on the set, as HG's we play
Only vote out the nominee that I say

It takes two to make this plan go right
It takes two to make Erika outta sight
Vote it!