Thank God the show is edited
Thank the guy with the blurring tool
Otherwise we would probably
See more of that naked fool

How can they sit there calmly?
With Rich dangling for all to see
Sitting on a tree stump like that
Legs spread wide from knee to knee

And when he runs, oh my just think!
The poor little thing gets a shakin’
It gets wet when it rains, cold at night
And in the sun it must be bakin’

I think he should at least
Wear a jock strap for protection
And thank the Lord we don’t see
The times he gets an erection!