We’re knocking on the door right now
Come on, Arnold let us in!
We want to see some fights this year
Some lying and some SIN
Give us someone we can sigh about
Give us someone we can boo and hiss
And get some hunky gardeners
Tell them to turn and blow us a kiss!
Don’t give the HGs time to play
Make them work really hard
Have them scrub the kitchen floors
And mow the damn back yard!
We’ll get bored if there’s no fun
So give US the best you got
Make sure the guys have tight buns
And that the girls are really hot!
Make your twist REAL this year
Give us something to make us gasp
And if you don’t, well you know you’ll get
A swift kick in your ASSSSSSS
