Ticking off the hours now
For the last football pass
Hurry up! Let’s get it on
I’m ready to see some ASS

A culmination of sorts
Of each villain and hero
Dropped onto a tropical isle
All starting out at zero

Clashes await the three tribes
Tender egos torn by condition
Back biting, lies, innuendo
Held together with suspicion

Let the pseudo stars find out
Again how to eat something gross
Reduced to a toilet in the trees
Let’s see who’s still grandiose!

No matter who wins the game
I’m sure they will show some class
Class? Hah! Not on your life!
The winner is the biggest ASS