HOH will forever now Be known as a place of lust Dave and Amanda got it on Matching grind and thrust Frustration with the cameras Made the foreplay even longer Ranger Dave was breathing hard Amanda’s moans were getting stronger No longer able to contain desire Ranger Dave mounted his lover With a mighty thrust he penetrated But all we saw was his cover! The bed was shaking against the wall The banging disturbed a sleeping mouse But just when it was getting good Arnold cut to the front of the house! Imagine our consternation We’d held our breath collectively But the final act was withheld It was censored selectively! Later we heard the tales Ending with a big upchucky Boy we sure missed the boat The night Ranger Dave got lucky!