Listen my friends to this lusty tale
Of a wench called Jokerette
And if you think you know her well
You haven’t heard anything yet.

It seems she has a secret love
And has right from the start
One of the houseguests just crept in
And stole our sweet ‘ette’s heart!

She’s tried to hide from us all
That’s why she’s seldom here
She sits at home staring at him
Crying in her Jokerette beer

She thinks he’s far too fine for her
He could never return her passion
She’s changed her looks, has a new do
And now wears a whole new fashion

She dresses up like an L.A. tart
Wiggling in her mini skirt
Hoping to gain the love of her life
Her desire? None other than Ratbert!