There they stand in the dark of night
Holding on to fight the good fight
The cage of fools with bars of steel
Hold the ones who wheel and deal

Pass some gas, let bladder flow
Which houseguest is the first to go?
Hanging on tight for HOH prize
Where’s the scheming, where are the lies?

How many hours will it take this group
Who pees first, who’s gonna poop
Justin can eat, sleep and pee
His faith is placed in Rob and Jee

When will someone be offered a bribe
To leave the cage and fellow tribe?
We watch with hope in our breast
That Jack will prove to be the best!