Ode to the Veggie Binkini's (Adult Content)
Let’s lift a leaf of lettuce...another wonderful Ode by our Poet deVine!
Let’s lift a leaf of lettuce
Spread my dressing over there
I’d like to search for radishes
In your golden hair
Ruby cherry tomatoes
Invite my hungry kiss
Oh my little veggie girl
You are a naughty miss!
Show me your snow peas
Let me taste your niblet sweet
I’ll dip you in Ranch Dressing
You’re a food group that’s complete
Your bikini is so colorful
You really gave my cuke a surprise
You’re a feast for this hungry tongue
And a feast for these veggie eyes.
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