Inside the Furball Chapter 3
By Maya Catgelou
Man I gotta lay off the catnip! That stuff is making me hallucinate. Been watching these BB live feeds for a few days now and I can’t believe this stuff! First let me tell you how I feel about these people in just a few word (unlike Audrey).
Meg: Somewhere there’s a gerbil looking for its wheel – never trust anyone who can’t stop smiling – means they’re hiding something (usually in my world it’s a mouse in their mouth).
Clay: I see guns pointing at me in my sleep when I see this dude. Or I see his mom shoving something up my butt to take my temperature.
Jace: Doubt he’d sit still long enough to let me near him and he’s a goner anyway.
Austin/Judas: This guy scares me. He has almost as much hair as Sakkie – and he keeps his princess in a castle. Sounds very like a Disney movie or an episode of CSI.
Shelli: This chick strokes soft furry things in her sleep. She’s stroking one right now I bet!
DaVonne: Can’t wait til she gets ‘all up in the face’ of anyone who pisses her off.
Audrey: Hm..looks a lot like my cousin..cat on a hot tin roof..jumping around.
Jeff – A flirt and loves to touch the girls...probably means he’s a cat lover – always petting someone.
Jackie – TAR chick who likes to wrap her leg around her neck..hey I do that all the time just to clean my butt.
Steve – he’s as nervous there as I would be..but he’s a better musician..all I can do is caterwaul.
John – wow..very different than his interviews. Where’s the funky Johnny Mac?
Becky – Jennifer Garner 2.0 who got hit by a train (really).
Vanessa- looks like a ballbuster but she bawled so much at first thought she’s self evict.
Liz/Julie – so far no one suspects this duo. Probably because she’s boring.
Jason – makes me want to take a Valium.
James – sticks to his guns and wanders around at night. Loves the ladies, esp. Meg.
All in all I like the feeds..but there are too many people here..I’d feel like I’m in a room of rocking chairs! Can’t keep them straight most of the time. They get up to eat then take a nap…hey! That’s MY gig!!!
Til the next time..gotta go lick Austins chest, I’m running out of hair for my furball.
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